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2011

28

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

I feel like the stepNEWS is the single best post on the site. I mean sure these celeb bitches are okay to look at and to laugh at, but the real shit going down in the news with real people is a hell of a lot more interesting, alarming, scary and hysterical…It’s like these motherfuckers don’t make 24 million dollars a year and are pulling shit far more ridiculous than Charlie Sheen sex parties, which are funny, but obvious…but nothing compared to cumming in yogurt samples or any of the other good clips below with their amazing local news writing for jokes…so you should like this post more and celebrate its return…

NM teacher locks student in cage

FL woman calls 911 for manicure emergency

CA woman gets new voice box

KY police officer writes ticket for 7 year-old boy

Sink hole swallows snow plow truck in GA – End of the World is Coming…

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife found my viagra stash, now she’s gonna try to make me waste it on her, I didn’t get them for her. I was happy with her thinking I was impotent, except when she’d call me over to the bed for “feeding time”….then being impotent sucked for my mouth…

That said, I am old and I don’t do this Charlie Sheen 36 hour bender shit, I’m more into 17 hour benders, and I sure as hell don’t have any interest including my wife in that, she’s just my life financier so I don’t have to work, and really, she only gives me 20 dollars a day, so my briefcase of coke, is usually just 5 dollars of meth, a case of beer and whatever else I can scramble….and the pussy I use my viagra on are vile…but they aren’t her so that makes them great…

Here are my stepLINKS….here’s hoping Charlie Sheen doesn’t die…I like his hustle…but I have a feeling he’s already gone….with a smile on his face.

If You Want to See More of this CHarlie Sheen Whore – Follow This Link
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Let The Homo Rumors About John Travolta Keep on Coming
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Because I Needed a Pick Me Up Today and I Think You Do As Well
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Tila Tequila is Actually Looking Like She Didn’t Just Crawl Out of a Dumpster For Once
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I May Hate PETA But They Got Taraji P Henson Naked and That’s All Right With Me
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European Teen Gets Freaky With a Vibrator
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The Sexiest Female Athletes In Heels
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Looking Good Sweetheart is a Drunk of the Day
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Because Toys Make Everything Better (NSFW)
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Tamra Barney TV Tit Slip On OC Housewives (NSFW)
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Kate Hudson Just Because
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Leighton Meester 2011 Nylon Photoshoot
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Sarah Harding Bikini Shots
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Who Doesn’t Want To Smell Like Blood & Semen?
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Porn Prop Fail (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Liliane Ferrarezi
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Bianca Klamt Motta lingerie shoot
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Get a Load of Skylynn
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A Rihanna Gallery Just Because
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WTH?!!! Diddy Accused Of World Trade Center Collapse And Denying 23 Year Old Son – – Woman Demands 900 Billion In Back Child Support!!!
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Two Hot Babes Giving Each Other a Valentines Gift (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Lucky Lesbians Eden Adams, Dakoda Brookes and Alyssa Reece (NSFW)
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Piper Fawn is One Hot Red Head
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Jessica Alba Just Because
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Isis and Molly Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Angela Lindvall – Bikini Photoshoot Candids
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And Another Asian Cutey
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Yeah I’d Bang Cheryl Cole
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Cute Teen, Big Jugs (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kate Moss is Leggy As Always
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And Another Pole Dance Fail
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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Jamie Graham Buzzes Like a Bee (NSFW)
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12 discontinued cereals that need to be revived
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Jenna Shae is a White Girl With a Big Ass
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Some Sophie Monk, Just Because
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The 50 Hottest White Girls With Great Asses
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Jenna Jameson Hates Chelsea Handler and So Does Everyone Else…
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A Sweet Gwenyth Paltrow Upskirt
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Charlie Sheen’s Whore Tweets Her Vagina And Here It Is
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Someone’s Getting Laid Tonight…
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Teen Mom’ Farah is a Calendar Whore Now and Here’s the Photos
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Scarlett Johansson Is Banging Justin Long…Makes Sense…In Bizarro World
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Kristin Cavallari In A See Through Top
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I Could Stick My Cock In Audrina Patridge’s Mouth
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

27

Jan

Kayce Jordan’s Tweet from Charlie Sheen’s House of the Day

If you really want to see what Charlie Sheen is fucking, all you really have to do is google the white trash bitch’s name “Kayce Jordan” and you will find a variety of her work that I don’t find all that interesting, because porn is repetitive, boring and because I also hate all pornstars, because there is no challenge or complexity to pornstars, what you see is what you get, and it usually feels a lot like walking into a trailer park in the backwoods with a group of fucked up toothed bitches with the ability to suck dick cuz daddy taught them well…

Most of the time they are just idiot gutter trash that fuck on camera cuz they are idiot gutter trash and incapable of making money any other way.

I prefer my pussy being pussy the pussy that doesn’t make a living fucking on camera, but fucks on camera for the love of fucking on camera…you know classy amateurs open to letting people watch them fuck, but not being fucking lame aboutit…

Porn is an industry strictly created to give whores a purpose and to make them feel like they aren’t actual whores, but they are, we’ve just tricked them.

That said, I am pretty sure Charlie Sheen is going to die and here is a pic from his house on the 36 hour bender that may or may not have killed him.

I appreciate all the lotions.

Pics From SpeedMonkey

Posted in:Kayce Jordan

2011

27

Jan

Charlie Sheen’s Pornstar that Killed Him of the Day

Charlie Sheen may not be dead yet, but he will be eventually, I mean doing the amount of partying he does, with the funds he has, fucking the trash he fucks, will catch up to him. I am like a low budget version of this guy and I hardly feel alive…I seriously wake up sweating, heart racing, unable to function daily, just shocked to be alive….and I haven’t touched drugs in years….I just hard drink….

After Vegas with Bree Olson and now it is reported he was with this Kacey Jordan trash before being hospitalized, he should really consider starting a porn PR company, cuz motherfucker is putting these broken down bitches on the fucking map…

And the whole thing is fucking amazing…except maybe for her pussy…which is an outty not an inny and the color of death…which is appropriate considering Charlie Sheen’s current condition…let her cunt be the mascot of this tragic event….

What a gutter, crackhead lookin’ pig….Seriously….I know you love it.

Posted in:Charlie Sheen

2011

27

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bathing Suit for Koton Beachwear of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was modeling bathing suits for some reason I call a career based on modeling bathing suits…so this is no more shocking that seeing the fat bitch at Walmart rudely hand you change in her smock, or a stripper letting you grab her tits for 10 dollars a song, or a school bus driving molesting kids…it is what it fucking is and what it is is expected behavior….but it’s more fun to look at than the other fuckers…cuz this mom’s half naked….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2011

27

Jan

Allison Janney and Charlotte Rampling Old Titties in Life During Wartime of the Day

Allison Janney is some 51 year old from The West Wing, who decided to get naked in some indy film by Todd Solondz…

Charlotte Rampling is 64 year old from Basic Instinct 2, who decided to get naked in some indy film by Todd Solondz….

There was a time in my life when I thought Todd Solondz movies were so funny. This movie was a sequel to Happiness,and I fell asleep when this annoying twenty something year old college kid made me watch it a few months ago, cuz twenty something year old college kids have no idea what’s up, but wish they did, so they watch the cliche movies they think they are supposed to watch and pretendthey were enlightening…Fucking hipsters with their trying too damn hard identity crisis…but she gave good handjobs…

Sure, Happiness had some funny moments, like when Capote was calling up random girls and jerking off to their voice, only to wipe his cum on the bedroom wall….To some pedo jerking off to Teen Beat in his car before drugging and raping his son’s friend….To some Jon Lovitz suicide…but that was the 90s, when people actually got schocked and couldn’t believe you could put shit like that in a movie, we’re the internet era, we have seen it all, stop trying to be obscure, you suck..

That said, his only shock value this time around was old lady tits, something that no matter how often I see, I will always be scared yet fascinated by…can’t desensitize me from that motherfucker…

Here’s West Wing…in some of the more offensive sex of all time…

Here’s Basic Instinct 2….

Posted in:Allison Janney|Charlotte Rampling

2011

27

Jan

Some Fast Girl Walking Girls Ass in a Bikini of the Day

After that depressing Rosanna Arquette Beach Post …the one where I decided after looking at pictures of her that I’d take a blowjob from a tranny knowingly and not by just being in the wrong blowjob place at the wrong blowjobtime….I felt I needed to reclaim my love for young, tight, ass, by posting this voyeur pervert video the way I like it, seriously…today has been depressing, let’s try to turn that around, with some seriously creepy dude with a seriously creepy creeper device I should start to market….

Posted in:amateur

2011

27

Jan

Rosanna Arquette on the Beach of the Day

Trying to look up Rosanna Arquette’s beach surong, and I really have no idea why….it probably has to do with it being a slow day in my celebrity pussy digging….or maybe because deep down in my subconscious, I want to fuck her tranny sex change brother , but that’s really no secret….I mean compared to her 51 year old body…it’s not my fault I’d be drawn to her younger more vibrant “sister”….

Ok, enough of this…I need to find something to cleanse these horrible unchristian thoughts…

Not that I’d seriously ever fuck a tranny, I’d just let them give me head, it’s so not gay that way.

I don’t know what I’m talking about, I guess Rosanna Arquette just has that affect on me…

Posted in:Rosanna Arquette

2011

27

Jan

Elle Macpherson Long Legs in Leggings of the Day

Retired models are alright, especially when showing off their nice long legs, even when those nice long legs are pushing 50, have a pile of kids, and are doing mommy duty by picking them up at school, cuz she’s got nothing else going on.

Retired models are even better when they are the aged version of the bitch who introduced me to bikini models, SI Swimsuit magazine spreads and see thru bikini tops back in 1989 when I was just a 18 year old immigrant….

Not that you care, and either do I, I just know that I appreciate erotica in all walks of life, including when bitches are just walking in life…If you know what I mean…and if you don’t. sit on a park bench this spring and you will see the light of everyday erotica…even if it’s not spread eagled and finger itself on stage.

Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2011

27

Jan

Some Suts at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited TO of the DAy

There are a lot of events that I don’t get invited to. I am not entirely sure why, I mean maybe it’s because I am not as important as any of these unknown bitches, maybe because I don’t suck dick, maybe cuz my tits are round and my man pussy not lubricated, but it’s probably because people don’t know I exist, not that I’d go if I was invited, cuz who the fuck are these bitches and why the fuck are the paparazzi taking pictures of them….but more importantly why the fuck am I posting pictures of them…

The movie is called The Rite. I’ve never heard of it but by the attendence of the premiere I can tell you it is going straight to DVD….

I didn’t bother googling them, I don’t even why I bothered posting them

Torrey De Vitto’s Pasties, assuming she’s not Danny De Vitto’s mistress…

Marija Karan….

Carla Ortiz…..

Charlotte Ross …..

Yeah, I don’t know why I did this post either…but it’s done…so we can all move on…

Posted in:The Rite|Torrey De Vitto