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2011

15

Feb

Laetitia Casta by Terry Richardson for Purple Mag of the Day

There was a time when this 32 year old wasn’t 32 and was one of the hottest set of tits on the celebrity nudity circuit on the internet….I’m talking back in 1997 when celebrity blogs didn’t exist, but random sites that posted screenshots of sex scenes did. I don’t know how many times I jerked off to this girls big French tits, but it was probably at least once in some drunken, lonely moment I shouldn’t share with you…and the weird thing about this bitch is that I’ve only posted one post on her in 6 years of doing this….

I don’t really know what happened to her, you know why she never made it big in America, or why banned Chris Isaak music videos were her claim to fame, or why she kinda disappeared but then again I don’t really know who the fuck she is, I just know she has big tits…

Now she’s in Purple Magazine being shot by Terry Richardson, mooning some, fucking with statues some and it’s a good enough comeback for me…

Posted in:Laetitia Casta

2011

15

Feb

Demi Moore Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

I saw Demi and Ashton on a boat in St Barths in a dream of mine…or maybe it was on a paparazzi site…because I generally don’t dream…especailly not about these idiots…it just seems like my entire life is one big blur…where I can’t distinguish reality from fantasy…but I can say with confidence this plastic surgery driven pussy has never been a fantasy…she’s always been a huge question mark to me….and hercreepy relationship with an irritating as fuck motherfucker who thinks he’s amazing…cuz he could have any pussy he wanted…but chooses this grandmother of a pussy with a broken uterus that breeds ugliness…is in no way ever a dream…however maybe thier plane crashing on the way home is…

I knew these pictures were coming….and here they are…enjoy her shitty implants and melting old lady ass …cuz she can’t really change natures course no matter how hard she tries with young cock and millions in surgery…

Anyway you dice it – this is fucking disgusting…

Posted in:Demi Moore

2011

15

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the latest news that you don’t care about – cuz giving you useless information is what I do….and will probably continue to do…even though I should probably just post pornography…you sick sick people….

Mail-Order Bride Business is Booming
The recession has led to cutbacks, layoffs, and lost profits. But even in the down economy, there’s one business that’s booming — the business of love.

Woman: Video Proves Deputy’s Guilt
A Harris County Sheriff’s deputy is in the hot seat on grounds he engaged in some unnecessary rough housing while apprehending a woman at a Target store.

Haynesworth Accused of Sexual Abuse
A police source tells FOX 5 Redskins’ Albert Haynesworth is the subject of a sexual abuse complaint.

Dogs sniff out cell phones in prison
There’s a stash of cocaine and a stash of dope hidden somewhere in a south Orlando warehouse. Ozzie will find them, and it’ll be just another day on the job for the lab mix.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

15

Feb

Emma Watson Nipple of the Day

My computer has AIDS….Maybe it’s been watching too much Glee, listening to too much Lady Gaga, cyber sexing with too much Perez Hilton back when he was addicted to meth and sending out cock pics of himself in hopes of love, even though apsergers don’t feel love…

So I’m linking you to this Emma Watson nipple, that looks old to me, but is supposed to be new, just cuz it’ll buy me time to figure out what the fuck is going on with this fucking thing…

That’ll learn me for relying on a salvation army laptop from the 90s. Good thing you like nipples

To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link
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2011

15

Feb

Irina Shayk Sports Illustrated Cover of the Day

I told you Irina Shayk was the SI Swimsuit Edition Covergirl this year, even though GQ Beat Them TO IT

I posted some shitty twitpic obscure version of this cover – cuz SI did some publicity stunt – pretending shit was leaked to twitter before the big Letterman reveal – I know it was a publicity stunt – because no one cared that Letterman had the big exclusive – it wasn’t mentioned anywhere – except when the shit was “Leaked”….two posts down….

I figure I might as well post the actual cover….cuz that’s just the kind of hero I am…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2011

14

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Valentines Day, the holiest of holy days to get desperate lonely bitches on your dick…The day of opportunity….cuz girls who are single always feel like shit about being single and need a cock to remind them that everything is gonna be okay, unless you’re in a relationship, in which case here’s my list of last minute Valentine’s Day gifts to give that special lady of your life…

Top Valentines Day Gifts To Make Her Feel Special:

5-A gym membership letting her know you don’t want to fuck her cuz she’s fat and it grosses you out.
4-A romantic drive 3 hours away from civilization where you’ve pretended to set up a picnic, only to drive away as soon as she gets out of the car. This one’s called “Survival Skills”….
3-Herpes…It may not hit today…but when it does tell her what it’s for…HPV or HIV work too….
2- A Used Condom You Used on Someone Else Earlier that Day With a Note Saying You Wanted to Share The Best Valentines Day of Your Life with Her…She can’t be mad, you used a condom….
1- A Divorce/Breakup/ or a pregnant hooker to show her just how much you don’t want to stay with her or knock her up cuz Relationships are Dull, Demanding, but you fear being alone…cuz no one else will fuck you.

Just don’t cut the crotches out of your stepDAUGHTERS panties and tell her she’ll thank you later…I don’t know what I’m talking about, I’m sure it’s useless and strictly based on having a fat wife I hate. You should give the people you love a hug, spend money on them, because as lame as this shit is, or as bullshit Hallmark as it is, girls take it fucking seriously, and base your love on them on the shit you do today, so if you don’t deliver, expect to me the fucker alone masturbating with his tears next year….you gotta give a little to get a litt….True story…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Snooki Made Us a Valentine – Unfortunately – Cuz She’s Vile
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Get Yourself This for Valentines Day – After You Fuck Some Random Loneley Girls
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A Giant Round Up of Sluts at the Grammys to Start Things Off
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Christina Aguilera Fall On Her Ass At The Grammys and I’m Guessing It’s Cause She Was Drunk
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Because When Looking For a Slut, You Wanna Find Ones That Know How to Do Things Right
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Karissa and Kristina Shannon Get McTrashy
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The 10 Hottest Girls At The Grammys
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Rihanna’s Nipples Pop Up to Say Hey
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Asian Amateur Oils Herself Up (NSFW) – VIDEO
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25 Hottest Female Athletes Under 25
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Because These Are What I Call Valentines Day Gifts (NSFW)
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Katy Price Panty Peek Upskirt (NSFW)
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Kate Hudson Just Because
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Valentine’s Day With Chanel Iman
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Emma Watson Kinda Sort of But Not Really Upskirt
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Monkeys And Man Ass Will Always Make For a Good Viral Video – VIDEO
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Valentines Day Done Right (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Claire Fricke is One Hot Model
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slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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How Not to Give a Kid a Bath – VIDEO
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The Best Tombstones Ever, Because Death Doesn’t Have to Be Depressing
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Rosa Acosta Behind the Scenes
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Helena Bonham Carter Looks Half Way to Bangable When She Takes a Shower
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SNL Does an Amazing Job of Making Fun of Little Wayne and Eminem – VIDEO
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Hot Arab Babe With a Perfect Ass (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Emma and Devin Get Their Lesbian On
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Devon Lee – Milf Supreme Pornstar (NSFW)
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Sophia Bush is Looking Hot
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Carla and Bianca Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Holly Valance Has a Hot Body
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I Love a Leggy Strawberry Blonde Babe
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Erika Jayne is Trashy and I Like It
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Cute Teen on Web Cam With Big Titties (NSFW)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Stacy Shey Wants to Be Your Valentine (NSFW)
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Russel Brand Speaking Gibberish For 4 Minutes is a Great Way to Waste Time – VIDEO
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BMX Group Fail – VIDEO
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Now THAT’S What I Call Fireworks – VIDEO
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Selena Gomez Blabs On About Justine Bieber, Looks Hot
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Jessica Alba is Looking Pretty Hot at the Baftas
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JoJo Levesque Looks Like a Black Haired, Trashier Version of Lohan, As If That’s Possible
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Jennifer Hawkins Some Bangable Aussie Chick In A Bikini
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Holy Fuck Ciara Is Totally Fuckable In This Dress
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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Tits In A See Through Dress
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A New Emma Watson Panty Upskirt
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JWoww’s Big Tits In A See Through Dress
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Jessica Simpson Has Given Up On Life
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

14

Feb

Irina Shayk is the SI Swimsuit Model of the Year of the Day

Irina Shayk…The hot bitch dating the probably gay soccer player…who is very rich and probably has the best sports agents in the world…making this shit a hell of a lot easier to happen…but I’m not complaining…cuz this bitch is hot…

The funny thing about this is the big reveal was supposed to happen tonight….DAVID LETTERMAN HAD THE EXCLUSIVE BUT HIS STAFF FUCKED UP

Something I like to think is probably also staged to get this more attention…

I assume tomorrow will be a day of SI pics…only to be told to take them down..

Good times..

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2011

14

Feb

Constance Jablonski Topless in her Car for Purple of the Day

Her name is Constance. She was born in 1990. That makes her 20. She gets topless for photoshoots, maybe cuz she’s from France, maybe cuz it doesn’t matter, probably not because I like it, but I do like it so I can pretend it’s all for me…

I’m sure she’s not even all that hot when it comes down to it, but as long as she’s in pro photoshoots, she’s good enough for me….Not to mention, girls from France like anal sex on the first date and the first date can be meeting them in a bar…

Here she is in Purple Magazine doing some auto erotica…not quite the auto erotica you’re used to…

Here she is for Vogue Spain February cuz I like her….

Posted in:Constance Jablonski

2011

14

Feb

Neve Campbell Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Neve Campbell probably best known for fucking with high class escort Denise Richards in some movie they were in…back when Denise Richards landed an acting role…to offset her high class escorting…in hopes of one day making it without having to be a whore…before marrying her best client Charlie Sheen cuz she got knocked up…only to be set for life cuz he’s the richest man in TV…which worked out nicely considering she looks like a fucking monster now…not that this post is about Denise Richards, but who the fuck cares about Neve Campbell, she wasn’t even hot at her prime, so why’d I wanna talk about her now at her doughy middle-aged body in a bikini….but I will post the pics…

Posted in:Neve Campbell

2011

14

Feb

Lea Michele is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Her face is the reason she’s on a show for gay people. Gay people always hang out with ugly bitches cuz they don’t want to fuck them and like their ugly bitch personality cuz ugly bitches try harder to be fun and funny cuz they are ugly.

I hate that she thinks she’s hot. I hate that she’s posing semi-erotic. It’s disgusting to me and I have no standards.

She’s a fucking monster or at least a fucking muppet…whatever the fuck she is she has no business being on TV…let her work where she is meant to work…singing in the shower before going to work as a Walmart clerk her face was destined to be. We shouldn’t fuck with destiny…talented theatrical singing voice or not…I’m sure there are tons of better looking sluts who sing just as well….Hell give Aguilera the job, it’s not likes she’s doing much but eating and humiliating herself these days…

Seriously. I need to start a campaign to get her off TV. I know I won’t win or even be noticed but even Ugly Betty was easier on the eyes and her name is Ugly fucking Betty…

I appreciate her trying to cover up the asymmetcial science experiment that is her face, but next time she should try a burlap bag.

That’s all I have to say about that…I’m too distraught to continue…

Posted in:Lea Michele