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2011

12

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I randomly landed on site where people talk masturbation that I can assume weird gay old men go to hoping to lure in kids by writing their weirdness….

My favorite way to masturbate is to lie on my back, throw my legs over my head, and then pump the whole load right into my mouth. It tastes great and it is not too filling. Enjoy!

Here’s another great tip….

Masturbation Tutor technique actually involves swallowing my own cum. It really tastes great and I never miss a drop. Now my wife has no idea I eat my own cum. That is my little secret. My technique includes a simple funnel contraption to catch my goo. I take a small funnel and attach a piece of clear tubing to the end. I lie on my back and stroke my manhood and just as I begin to cum I squirt it down the funnel. I place the tube end in my mouth. At this point you have a couple of options. You can hold the tubing in your mouth and let the cum drain onto your tongue and savor the flavor and then swallow the load. The other technique I have tried involves actually swallowing a short portion of the tubing and allowing the spunk to drain down your throat without even knowing you swallowed it. This idea is a huge turn-on knowing you swallowed your load and never even got a taste of it.

Here’s an even better tip….

Early during the day I will cum in a condom or plastic bag and then set it aside. Later on when I’m horny again I will warm the cum up to body heat, poke a pinhole in the bag and let the cum drip onto my tongue as I masturbate. The taste of my cum while I’m masturbating makes me even more horny and I have a great orgasm.

I randomly landed on a site where people discuss whether letting their dog lick their pussy is normal or not…

I’d never ever openly admit it but ive let me dog lick me out before. im an attractive female and its not like i dont “get any” but one day when i was lying in bed in my short short, my dog started sniffing that area and for some strange reason, i took them off and let my dog at it i was so shocked at the fact that i had to push my dog away from downstairs,she just kept going at it; she enjoyed it. it was a really pleasurable experience, she was going at it so hard and deeeep and it just felt so good. afterwards i had the worlds longest shower. LOL im not attracted to my dog or anything, i find that disgusting. Just attracted to the feeling

ok…..

Helo, i must say i have dont it once or twice myself. But i hate it when i think about it. I have never EVER told anyone i have. The first time i was laying on my bed arfter i had just had a bath, my dog sniffed my crouch and then started to lick. At first i pushed him away but he keept coming back, hes only licked me 3 timess cause i would rather my boyfriend do it to me…

And the winner….

hhhhh….dis story makes me so HOT!!!! I agree with you, i dnt think its anything with letting your dog lick you out. I enjoy it!!!!! I let my cat do it as well. One day, I was laying down as well and was feeling a bit horny. My boyfriend was no where around so i took my clothes off and sat in front on my dog. As I knew, my dog came in between my legs and jus start going at it!!!! It felt so good and I let her do it 4 hours. I had about 4 orgams lol!!!!!

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Here are my stepLINKS….Have a good weekend fuckers….

Heidi Montag Makes Up Bullshit Stories, Looks Like a Valentines Day Whore
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D’arcy from Smashing Pumpkins is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Because It’s The Weekend and It’s Time For You to Kick Fucking Back (NSFW)
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Everybody’s Parents Are Completley Insane and Thank God Someone Was Smart Enough to Start Compiling All the Proof – MUST READ
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Proof That Brooklyn Decker has a Shitty Face and Big Tits….
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Mila Kunis is as Sexy as Ever
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Jessica Simpson Is Too Fat To Get Married
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Busty MILF Destroys Her Own Ass (NSFW) – VIDEO
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NHL’s Sexiest Ice Girls
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Summer Glau Gets Uber Sexy In Esquire
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Natalie Getz…I’m Guessing She’d Suck Cock To Be Famous
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Toys Make Any Bedroom Romp More Exciting (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston Birthday Tits (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan’s Big Tits Still Bouncing Free… For Now
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Jersey Shore Now Banging Chicks In London
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Some Cameron Diaz
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Nothing Comes Between John Travolta And Hot Man Ass
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Jenn Pershing, Alyssa Sutherland & Jesikah Maximus Oh My
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Paulina Rubio Panty Upskirt
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Maria Menounos – Black Bikini Pussy Lip Slip
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Candice Swanepoel Has Awesome Cleavage
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Happy Valentine’s Day with Sara Jane Underwood
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Self Shot Hotties (NSFW)
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Suelyn Meideros is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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WTF Photo of the Da – This One Left Me Puzzled
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Is Rihanna’s New Perfume Ad Satanic? You Be the Judge – VIDEO
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Busty Teens Get Touchy Feely in the Shower (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Lux Kassidy and Rebecca Rayann Get Nasty (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Married Conservative Politicican Caught Cheating Via Craigs List Ads
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And MORE Mila Kunis
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Brunette Babe Takes Her Lingerie Off (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Bar Refaeli Photoshoot by Eyal Nevo
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Is This a Dude or a Chick? Help Me
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Leona Lewis is Wearing Something Stupid But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Random Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Explosion Free Demolition is Amazing – VIDEO
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Kelly Brook nude in Ben Hassnet Shoot (NSFW)
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Man Jennifer Hudson is Looking Hot
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Say Hello to Tess Taylor Arlington (NSFW)
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Heidi Montag Blew $2m on Her Music Career
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Some Paris Hilton Nipple Action To Start Your Weekend
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Charlie And A Mouth Full Of Crack
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2011

11

Feb

Kelly Brook in Nothing but Lipstick of the Day

I hope this becomes a style trend, cuz I’d be happy leaving my house if bitches wore nothing but lipstick. I have this thing about wanting to see every girl on the streets’ vagina. This would help that happen…

I gotta say I’m glad to see Kelly Brook naked, but more importantly that she has some bush, cuz really, bush is the future, all these bald girls are just lazy, bush takes maintenance and effort…

Either way, here are her big tits doing something that matters…

On a sidenote, these could be new or old – I don’ think it matters..

Now say hi to her clit hood…as her pussy looks like it’s tickin’ its tongue outat you – saying “You can’t have me, na na nan anan ana ”

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

11

Feb

Satya Oblet’s Wife in a Bikini of the Day

I doubt you know who Satya Oblet is….He’s not really anyone important…the only reason I know he exists is cuz of the paparazzi and the only reason I noticed him was because bleached blonde indian dudes freak me the fuck out…It is on some circus clown kick…bu it turns out that he’s the model in the pics and not the bitch he is with…cuz when I was downloading these pics, I just assumed the model was the one in the bikini…and since I post all things bikini…I went for it not knowing Satya is an ethnic dude’s name and he’s the model and not some white model bitch trying ot be obscure…not that it matters…

It’s Friday night, get the fuck out of here…I’m so confused.

Posted in:Satya Oblet

2011

11

Feb

Jennifer Aniston’s Dried Up Uterus Turns 42 of the Day

I always like celebrating Jennifer Aniston birthdays cuz it’s always one day closer to her hitting menopause and missing out on the chance of reproducing. Sure she can always adopt a kid going into her 50s, but it’s never the same as having your own, if it was, adopted kids wouldnt be so fucked up. It’s a you snooze you lose, you fucking egotistical cunt who thinks you are hotter than you are cuz Brad Pitt married you, situation that brings me great pleasure in every break-up her self absorbed, unrealistically high standard, probably very high maintenance ass has…I can just tell she thinks she’s god’s gift to the fucking world…so her failures bring joy. Happy Birthday….RIP Uterus…the circle of life or some shit…keeping everything balanced except maybe her emotions..

Keep pushing up them tits – it’ll lure the baby daddy’s in as effectively as it did before…GOOD TIMES….

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2011

11

Feb

RIP WINK of the Day

Selma Blair’s one-eyed dog who, despite his disibility, still saw his fair share of Selma Blair bullshit…from seeing her get knocked up with the baby she’s carrying, to seeing her taking a shit, or puking up dinner, to seeing her cheat on her boyfriend, to seeing her masturbate, to seeing her do drugs and other bad things, to seeing her shit eating weird habits , to eating her panties, to really just being the best damn friend Selma Blair could have since he didn’t judge her failed career, or any of that, he still loved her and licked her special places with or without peanut butter ….

You had a good run, you will be missed,, at least by Selma Blair, your loyal master who was probably better to you than the pount, here she is devastated in these pictures after your execution.

Posted in:Selma Blair

2011

11

Feb

Ivana Trump Old Lady Bikini Pictures of the Day

This should be enough reason to never crave growing old with a bitch cuz when they grow old they become disgusting….because lets face it as long as there’s a pussy, dried up, atrophic, infertile and menopausal or not, there’s still a fucking pussy…and really not worrying about pregnancy, the friction of dry lip, the grey pubic hair and loosened collagen making a war torn eastern europe she escaped relived in her panties can be a little exhilerating to have every once in a while, especially if it bakes you cookis like the granny you never head…

Seriously, look at her thigh, if that looks like that, I can’t imagine what she’s hiding in her boxy bodied bikini bottoms…but I’m sure it’s a lot like a science experiment gone wrong….

The idea of waking up next to this on a regular basis…scares me…even if she pays a decent salary…I mean the taste, smells and visuals she comes with are a fucking nightmare….

So here’s Ivana Trump, an ex model, richer than fucking God, and still looking like a bloated, melting disaster….and me proving that I have no standards….something I’ve done countless times before…

Let’s hope she does Playboy cuz I’m in love…or maybe I just want her to put on a snowsuit…you know get back to her pro skiing roots…I’m so confused by this…I hate you internet..

Posted in:Ivana Trump

2011

11

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the latest in stepNEWS…I am sure you’ve all been waiting for this shit all day…you know cuz it is your favorite feature I do here…that’s why I get all the fan mail about this shit…and by fan mail I mean requests to stop posting the stepNEWS cuz you want more tit…

Burglars Steel Bike from One-armed Man
On Tuesday night thieves stole a specially equipped bike from a one-armed man while he stopped in a convenience store.

Butt Implant Suspect May Be Transgender
Police cleared one person on Thursday in the death of a British woman after a butt injection, but they may be looking for a fake transgender doctor in the case.

Disabled pitcher cut from baseball team
Stan Patterson says 16-year-old Anthony Burruto is a great athlete who has been recognized by ESPN. Stan designed Anthony’s prosthetic legs and recently video taped him pitching.

Sometimes the news is about teaching us what is right and wrong – so here’s my Public Service Message of the DAy

Posted in:stepNEWS

2011

11

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Shorts for True Religion of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, who is probably the model with the most hype of the year, was hired by True Religion , as the face of the brand, which was probably a pretty smart move, cuz now such fashion forward sites like DrunkenStepfather.com are writing about the news cuz we like seeing the bitch in short shorts and exposing her stomach but not as much as we like seeing her fully naked ….

I write too much about this bitch , it’s like shit happens every fucking day, I’d rather be giving her a sponge bath with my tongue, but I guess I take what I can get….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2011

11

Feb

Kate Moss Fucks Purses for Longchamps of the Day

I found a new fetish….aging models who probably have AIDS thanks to needle sharing rockstar ex boyfriends who don’t shower….posing suggestively with purses….making me want to fill them up with unnecessary things….like my genitals….

Kate Moss is hot, any way you dice it and I’m just happy to be staring at new pictures of her nipples, cuz bitch cleans up nicely, but still brings the gutter looking stinky bitch you’d expect to pay 5 dollars for a blowjob in her spare time, making her a well-balanced perfection…

Here she is for Longchamp , the purse people.

No they aren’t paying me the million dollars they are paying the fashion magazines, even though more people see it here.

I’m officially scammed by Longchamp .

Enjoy…the pics…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2011

11

Feb

Some Big Tit Friday Big Tit Weirdness of the Day

I can’t land advertisers cuz I post nipples on the site, so I should make this whole site about nipples…cuz really I’m already being punished for the shit by not making the millioms I think I deserve so I might as well not hold back on my posts…not that I really do…but I don’t want a porn site, but naked bitches aren’t really porn to me…but then again what is porn….to some people clothed bitches are porn…sexuality is just a weird thing that one thing is funny or weird to one that is normal and erotic to another or offensive to another…you just can’t please everyone..

I’m sure there are people who jerk off to fox news, or huffington post, or google image searches for flowers…you know what I mean…so many grey areas and as far as I’m concerned – this video is safe for always…

I am hoping there’s no one jerking off to this shit though….cuz it’s disgusting…I blame nuclear warfare….but that you Asia for not only making my soiled sweatpants, but also for making me my day.

Posted in:amateur