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2011

04

Jan

Leona Lewis’ Fat Tit of the Day

Leona Lewis has a big voice but more importantly big tits that are a good thing cuz they distract from her big face….not that a big face is a bad thing, and either are long asses, especially not long ass blowjobs. That didn’t make sense, let’s just consider it a work in progress while staring at whatever is happening to Leona Lewis’ breasts….cuz they don’t need me to contribute my bullshit, but then again neither does any other set of pictures I post….I just keep going round in circles here don’t I?

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2011

04

Jan

Heidi Montag Playing Up Her Plastic Surgery of the Day

This hit magazine stands yesterday, so I can only assume this has done the rounds of the internet, but I figured for those of you who can’t get enough plastic surgery scars on useless, insecure, bottom feeding bitches you probably won’t remember in 2 years, despite her efforts to be remembered, cuz she doesn’t realize just how bullshit she is, you’d appreciate seeing Heidi Montag whine about surgery she did to herself in efforts to be seen as something worth looking at…when she really just ended up looking like a fucking clown….

This is from Life & Style, if you want to jerk off on her, you’ll have to buy the magazine…..cuz there’s just something magical about old school sticking pages together….Internet has tried to ruin that…but I’m hoping you won’t let it….

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2011

04

Jan

Salma Hayek Covers Up for Water Safety of the Day

I like the kind of women who aren’t 40 year old mothers with full lookin’ bodies to match their massively full lookin tits…who are eager to show off their tits that made them famous…cuz they are appreciative of the fact that they aren’t working at a resort cleaning off shit, piss, cum and puke off the Cancun hotel wall….and they know what we pay the movie tickets that made her famous for….the kind of bitch who under any and all circumstances would never cover up her titties when she knew the paparazzi was around cuz she wanted to get as many miles out of them as humanly possible before she’s too fucking old for us to care cuz all old ladies have big tits….You know the kind of bitch who risks drowning, discomfort, death, to give her audience what they came for…

I guess with money, success, fame, marriage, stability comes no longer caring or working for the people who jerked off to her tits countless times….That drive has disappeared and she’s got soft. Literally…

Here she is on a waverunner, covered up, reminding us that she’s over and done with.

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2011

04

Jan

Three White Girls Booty Dancing Video of the Day

Here is a funny video someone sent me of some probably ugly white girls practicing their booty dancing cuz black dudes are the only dudes down with fucking them kinda thing….and for some reason it brought real joy to my life….I am pretty sure it’s the fat ass in the grey shorts is the one coordinating and recruiting her girls into doing this with her, so she’s not alone on her quest to get knocked up by a black dude by 20, cuz you know having a fat ass leaves you with limited options in life when it comes to trying to be sexy, and doing this kind thing without moral support just looks desperate….even though the color of their milky white skin is all a brother needs to get down with them…and they can save shakin’ their ass to when they walk up to the dessert table at the all you can eat buffet….

This is some serious America’s Got Talent or at least has got passion…cuz I know she’s giving it her all and really what better way to start the day than that….Thank you Internet for inspiring me…

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2011

04

Jan

Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know what point try-hard becomes authentic because I figured if you do it long enough, you know the teenage angst thing, with the pink streak in your hair and the fuck tattoo under your tit long enough, you eventually become that person you’ve always wanted to be, cuz no one rememebers the socially awkward white Canadian trash singing Shania Twain songs to launch a career, but I do know that Avril Lavigne’s still not quite there, and maybe that’s only because I don’t find the whole 15 and angry, fighting with her parents, emo punk scene kid shit hot, especially not on a 30 year old,

Don’t get me wrong, I’m more into my 30 year olds having the mental capacity of 15 year olds, just not down with their fashion sense, except when it is slutty and pantyless, which does happen….

Either way, OMG! It’s Avril Lavigne in a bikini and it’s so not complicated, somehow this bitch manages to turn you into half retarded adults who wish they were the skater boy in her songs, the Sum41 weirdo she left for a Kardashian stepbrother….and here is the pic….

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2011

04

Jan

Tori Spelling in Her Bathing Suit Rolling Around in the Snow of the Day

I don’t know what is bigger bottom feeding behavior…Tori Spelling posting pictures of her half naked and roling around in the snow like the wild girl she wants her fans/followers to think her mom ass is….or me posting pictures of it…hoping at least one person comes to me instead of her official twitter….because that’s just what I do here…repost other people’s smut instead of making my own…not that Tori Spelling in a bathing suit is smut….unless of course you’re into awkward looking bitches fighting hypothermia…unfortunately, something I know where all into…and who really cares…This is Tori Spelling we’re talking about, I don’t think she really deserves anyone’s time….

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2011

04

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I kinda dig this whole Holiday thing….I’m pretty sure I’m gonna stick to it…cuz anything else would be a waste of a life…now hand me that expired egg nog, I’m ready to get messed the hell up….and while I do that….

I may have already posted this picture…but shit, I don’t know what the hell day of the week it is, I just know it’s still Christmas to me…

Here are my stepLINKS

Mila Kunis is My Favorite – Hands Down – Favorite Actress of All Time – I May be In Love With Her and I Don’t Do this Down with Actress Thing – Ever – So Finding Our She Dumped Culkin is Amazing, It Means She Doesn’t have Aids, Otherwise She’d Still be With Him, Cuz Aids is Forever…
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The Best 25 Dollars You Could Ever Fucking Spend…
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It’s Official – Lohan is Out of Rehab and Here is All the Dirt
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Girls to Get Your Rocks Off Too Are found Here
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Hot Blonde Shows Off Tits in the Dressing Room – VIDEO
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Lindsey Vonn: 10 Sexy Snow Bunnies Who Give Vonn a Run for Her Money
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Some Pussy on the Cover of Glamour Magazine
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Good Old Bridget Marquardt Is Topless
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Kim Kardashian Puts Her Tits On Display
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Has A Fuckable Ass And Here It Is
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Demi Moore Old Lady With Surgery in a Bikini
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Cindy Crawford was an Old Lady in a Bikini
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Loving THis Video of Diddy with a Bitch who Catches on Fire – AMAZING
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Sexy Girls Who’ve Been Locked Up
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Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage is Amazing, Her Face though Not so Much
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Rosie Jones OMFG
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Because We All Deserve to Play With Toys, Don’t We?
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Quarters in the Belly Button – VIDEO
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Victoria Principal Vintage Hotness
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Fergie, Just Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Hotness
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50 Pictures to Whack Off To
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New Years Fight on the Ferry – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson Has Crazy Fan, Looks Disgusting as Usual
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Melissa Lauren’s Tits are Insane
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Aylen Alvares Has One Hot Body
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The Craziest Ass You’ll See all Day – VIDEO
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Two Teens Get Naked on the Street for 20$ – VIDEO
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Riley Jensen and Friends Get It On
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Kelly Rowland is Looking See Through and Hot
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3 Hotties in a Lesbian Threesome – VIDEO
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Playboy Presents the Hottest Women in the World
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Gotta Love an LA Cutey
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Bar Refaeli Still in Cabo!! Still Wearing Bikinis!!
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Hot Teen Plays With Her Pussy – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gotta Love a Spanish Tv Nipple Slip – VIDEO
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Brittany Colleen is Pure Hotness
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Mouthy Prick Gets Bitch Slapped
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It’s the WIN Compilation – VIDEO
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Paula Abdul is Looking Bangable On Her Way to Letterman
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Angela Simmons Rocks a Bikini
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Popoholic’s Top Ten Celebrity Babes Of 2010!
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Edita Vilkeviciute Is Topless And Hot
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

03

Jan

Pam Anderson Looks Amazing on New Years of the Day

I don’t know if it is the necrophiliac in me, or if it’s just the pervert who tries to get with girls who look like this because I know they have few options, low standards, cheap rates, and don’t really know who they are, but I do know these pictures of Pam Anderson are fucking hot….She looks like her plastic surgery, drugs, failed success and everything else about her has finally crashed and burned, that’s when I like to move in, sweep up the pieces, fuck them up the ass cuz the pussy’s too loose a fit and cum on them…True story…

I wonder how many 40 year old women who were jealous of her a decade ago cuz their boyfriends would jerk off to her are laughing right now…I mean until they go and look at their skank asses in the mirror…

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2011

03

Jan

Jennifer Love Hewitt In Her Bikini of the Day

She’s older and rounder cuz t he rest of her body caught up with her tits that were once on a small frame you obsessed over. Her face is still average at best, a little more weather, a few new wrikles that represent broken dreams and failed relationships, but she’s still Jennifer Love, the huge bust you thought was the hottest thing in the 90s. The one you used to pretend you were married to when growing up watching Party of 5 before realizing you were gay and coming out of the closet, only to tape pictures of Joshua Jackson on your pillow instead of her, knowing the plight of the homosexual was far more difficult than that of a straight mans, making your dreams of being a princess at your wedding purely just fantasy, instead of the reality it coulda become if you stuck out with Jennifer Love, cuz bitch is probably pretty desperate, willing to marry anyone who still remembers her, and I for one remember her tits cuz they are all that was good about her, so I didn’t really need this flubbery reminder, but part of me is glad I got it.


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2011

03

Jan

More Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t write movies. Sure, it was my childhood dream as an immigrant who was amazed by the concept. But dreams are for faggots and unrealistic idiots who don’t like to settle for the hell they are living in the now. While, I’m okay with settling, it’s boring, depressing and conveniently gives me reason to drink….and I don’t know how to write….coupled with laziness, leaves me here with no readers, no fame, no fortune, no glitz glam or model pussy sucking my dick for her big break, unless you consider my wife a model, since she is the poster girl for what overreating can do to you in some infomercial years ago, but that doesn’t count…

What counts is that I always hated movie sex scenes, but I always loved sex and figured if these actors were really serious about their craft, they wouldn’t play make-belief fucking, like some shitty highschool play, and expect us to believe they were “Really In Character”, they need to delve into the depths of their genitals and actually fuck.

But America likes gore better than sex, and movies like to blow people up and show the power of war, and not what really matters in life, like interpersonal relationships that get my dick wet….

So as a pervert who had dreams of Film School, I’d keep track of every mainstream movie with actual fucking, most out of Europe, all pretty erotic and amazing knowing these are just actors and not actual pornstars, and that kid from 6 feet under fucked on Camera, and all these Larry Clark movies that got banned had people fuck on camera, and some Parisian movie called Baise Moi about rape had fucking on Camera, and then Brown Bunny hit, some bullshit Vincent Gallo garbage that I couldn’t watch, featured Chloe Sevigny using her hipster throat by sucking dick for her acting career, for people to take her more seriously, to show us how much of an artist she is while making me never want to get my dick sucked by her…

All this to say I that I hoped that was a sign of progress of what was to come, but for some reason everything got more conservative. Even old TV shows have better sex jokes than the what’s on TV today. We live in some corporate run hell, and thanks to posting nipple on my site, I can’t get a fucking advertiser. I’m broke, miserable, while all the other people doing what I do make millions a year….and it is all Chloe Sevigny’s fault. If she fucked properly on Camera and people noticed, maybe there’d be real sex in every movie….

We need to start a petition or something. America needs more sex or at least accept it enough to display it everywhere.

That said, here is Chloe Sevigny’s “hipster artist” bullshit ass trying to make a comeback and get on the map in a bikini….I can smell her hipster bush from here and despite hating her, I kinda love it.

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