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2010

07

Dec

Kathy Griffin in Her Bikini of the Day

Kathy Griffin got into her bikini for some USO bullshit for the troops that didn’t involve her going overseas to do it. I can only assume it was set up to make the troops seriously fucking angy enough to go kill the Arabs for control of Oil to make corrupt policitians richer.

Here is a clip of her intro getting booed…..even though the Palin joke was good.

It scares me to see how much the troops like Sarah Palin and Jersey shore, I guess if I was out there in high stress environments risking my life for a government that doesn’t care about me I’d be into serious garbage to get me through it.

Here is proof that their government doesn’t care about them, comes in these pictures. If there was any respect for these people overseas who can’t be home for the holidays, they wouldn’t throw this half naked into the shit.

It’s nice to see this pig get booed, but I hate seeing the troops being exploited by VH1 pretending they care when really all they are doing is trying to get viewers.

You know Kathy Griffin is doing this because she wants a bunch of horny dudes to cheer her on cuz she’s not getting that kind of male attention anywhere else in her life…and when else is she going to get the change…Sure she’s not fat, but she is fucking vile looking…


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2010

07

Dec

Amber Heard’s Lesbianism has Imppecable Timing of the Day

I always knew lesbianism was pretty serious…cuz every lesbian I’ve ever met has taken things pretty serious. I mean from the first time they reach out to me with some women studies theories, to the emails, to the hateful look in her eye when I meet them in person, all assured me that lesbians have no sense of humor, are on some kind of mission, and are not down to fuck around, especially not with dick….

So serious and uptight from not getting dick like real women, that they always have impecable timing, and I guess that would apply to Amber Heard if she was actually a lesbian, but conveniently, she has a movie coming out December 17th, so her press release hustle is clearly bullshit.

Someone’s just trying to get in the media’s eye, and you would too, if your biggest movie was a Seth Rogan move.

I love bottom feeders….now here she is in her lesbian bikini for the trailer of this junky bullshit.

Posted in:Amber Heard

2010

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I pulled an all nighter last night – slept all day and I’m about to pull an all nighter again…It’s the Holidays, even though everyday is a Holiday for me, but any excuse to drink with lonely dudes while watching hot girls shovel out their car from the snow is worth fucking celebrating. Just 5 minutes ago, I spent the better part of an hour watching this 18 year old in tight jeans shoveling, I think it was hotter than throat fucking porn….but then again I hate throat fucking porn…but love girls in distress….I wish I got a pic…cuz it’s gonna be a new fetish…for real…


Kanye West Knocked Up Kim Kardashian But She Got an Abortion
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Get Yourself a Good Fucking Gift that Will Get You Blowjobs….
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Katy Perry Thinks She is jessica Rabbit of the Day
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Lookin Good Sweetheart Hosted By the Crypt Keeper of the Day
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Because I Like Sluts Who Get Naked and So Do You
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Sarah Jean Underwood is One Hot Model
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Mallory Rides the Fucking Machines – VIDEO
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The Hottest Action Shots from the Lingerie Football League
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victoria’s Secret X Katy Perry = Loads of Tits
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Some Cocky Southern White Chick Gets Her Ass Kicked
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The Whores Of Tiger Woods Reunite
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Amber Heard Is A Hot Lesbo
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What Kind of Toys Are Your Favorite
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UK Model Rachael Cordingley Nip Slip
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Yeah I’d Bang Vintage Cathy Lee Crosby
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Olivia Wilde Hotness at the TRON Premiere
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A Jennifer Garner Ass Crack And Down Blouse
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Kathy Griffen Will Make You Puke of the Day
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Lela Star is Pure Hotness
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Katy Perry Photo Set for Loaded Magazine
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Get a Load od Monique
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So It Turns Out Amber Heard is a Big Old Lesbo
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Jessica Burciaga is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Mommy And Daddy Dearest: 10 Celebrities With F*cked Up Parents
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Asian Hottie Gets Herself Off on Video – VIDEO
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Nicol and Kyla Fox Are on Video
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Joss Stone: Mostly Naked – In Her Panties – Covered In Paint
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Halle Berry Hotness of the Day
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Nella Fingers Herself on the Couch – VIDEO
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A Tribute to Leslie Neilson RIP – VIDEO
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Man I Love Eva Mendes
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victoria Justice is Your New Jailbait Obsession
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Hot Teen Stripdown – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sandra Likes to Drive Naked
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Brittany Will Help You end the Day right
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Follow These Asses – VIDEO
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Japanese Weirdness of the Day – VIDEO
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Lady Gaga Just Because of the Day
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Kelly Bensimon is in a Bikini
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All Hail Nicole Scherzinger And Her Ferociously Sexy Cleavage
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Miley’s Hot Ass In A Tight Dress
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Jennifer Garner Sweet Ass Crack and Down Blouse
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More Brooke Hogan and Mom in Bikinis
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Even More Brooke Hogan’s Tits In A Bikini
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2010

06

Dec

Rihanna Half Naked for GQ of the Day

Here are some grimey pictures, probably shot by Terry Richardson, of Rihanna showing off her gutter tattoos in her underwear like the gutter trash she is and I like it….

I don’t know, I’m inconsistent with this bitch, I went through a period where i thought she was hot when she was doing the pop tart thing, then I started hating her after she sold out her man for putting her in her place, and her shit became more and more fucking dull to me, but then she performed on TV, she tapped into her island, raised in a shanty to a garbage man, sucking off dudes at 14, woulda been a mom of 12 if she never left hustle. I keep playing that American Music Awards dance routine out and whenever I hear the song I see the shit…

As far as I’m concerned, she’s back, for now.


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Here are her GQ pics doing good enough for me…

Posted in:Rihanna

2010

06

Dec

Liz Hurley Crazy Cleavage of the Day

Aged or not…when you fill out your dress like this…it just doesn’t matter. If anything being old is an advantage, cuz the only 18 year olds hormonal enough to pull off this kind of cleavage is usually not on that sized of a frame but instead in line at McDonalds for seconds cuz the first double Big Mac wasn’t enough for her….It takes years of getting fucked to blossom like this and when it comes to middel-aged pussy, there’s a sweetspot where they aren’t too old, or overly sloppy and disgustingly aged living in an Old Folk’s Home, where you’d only fuck them if you were working the old folks home late at night and their hearing aid was off for bed so she couldn’t hear you moving in on her, or remember the next day cuz of senility, and even if she did, she’d appreciate your cock, cuz it has been 20 years since their husband died and they just couldn’t bring themselves to move onto someone new….I mean….Liz Hurley hasn’t completely lost her sex appeal, even to guys who like bitches under 25…

I’m not even a tit guy…I’m just a guy and if a 70 year old retarded girl with AIDS in a ski helmet was banging her head against the wall long enough for me to mount her, stacked like this or not, I’d mount her but then again, history has proven that I would pretty much fuck anything that has a vagina and that isn’t “that” dead…

Posted in:Liz Hurley

2010

06

Dec

Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Kelly Bensimon. She is a nobody. I just know shehas this irritating persona, she is on a low quality shitty concept TV show, she is living off her ex-husband she probably married for money’ alimony checks, and she’s even kept his last name, in efforts to associate her whore pussy with something that may be respected or prestigious in her little stupid world. Her middle aged hard yet weird shaped body she works so hard for when she’s not getting plastic surgery to hold onto her youth cuz she’s got nothing else going on and all the time in the world and pretty much anything about her disgusts me….

I’m all for being lazy, unemployed, living off other people, doing as little as possible to get by, I mean I do the same thing as this bitch, only on a much smaller scale, cuz my wife has real welfare budget, so I can only get 5-10 dollars a day out of her, but it’s practically the same hustle, I’m just not as high maintenance, fancy or obnoxious as this shit.

Here she is in a bikini.

Posted in:Kelly Bensimon

2010

06

Dec

Naike Rivelli is Some Slut in a See Through Top of the Day

I don’t really keep track of international actors who have been in a handful of movies I’ve never heard of, I don’t even really keep track of their tits, so as far as I’m concerned I have no idea who this Naike Rivelli chick is, but I do not know why she’s got a pretty long face, but assume it’s gotta do with her big watermelon head, but I do appreciate her fashion sense, cuz dresses designed for nipples to be seen, instead of stowed away and hidden like they are something to be ashamed of, are good enough for me.

Posted in:Naike Rivelli

2010

06

Dec

Francesca Versace in her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Francesca Verasace. Her dad is the non-gay business mind behind the billion dollar a year brand Versace. He was the one who rode her uncle’s talents, while her uncle was getting doin’ his own riding with his ass in Miami when he wasn’t getting murdered….

So she’s rich, she’s decent looking, she has access to model pussy and exclusive cocaine filled fashion parties, and her big round Itlian ass in a bikini is pretty amazing, making me the unofficial president of her fan club.

Posted in:Francesca Versace

2010

06

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger’s Tits of the Day

She’s not hot, but she has tits and with a face like whatever the fuck this is, you’d probably buy yourself a set of tits too, becuase let’s face it, we’ve seen what modern technology did for the bitch who got a face transplant after being ripped apart by a chimp, and that shit, no matter how much Oprah dabs the dripping wound, didn’t work out so well.

I do not think a bitch should ever be rewarded for her fake tits, because anyone can get a set of tits, even college dudes with a lot of money making a bet, but I do sometimes give a haggard, hard faced bitch 10 dollars a song or less if I negotiate properly or she’s desperate enough, so let’s just think this is one of those weak moments where I just can’t make better choices for myself cuz I’m mesmorized by female skin. She is a female right?

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2010

06

Dec

Brooke Hogan and Her Trashy Mom In Florida of the Day

Nothing really needs to be said about how white trash the Hogan’s are and really what does anyone really expect, cuz raising your kids in Florida is bad enough, throwing in a superstar wrestler from a backwoods trailer park who likes young pussy his sperm made and his stripper wife as parents, give them millions of dollars, and this weirdness happens. Sometimes, pictures are enough.

I haven’t been to Florida since the late 80s and it seems like nothing has really changed from the time spent at the topless donut shop and walking the neon, implant, mullet, crazy pant filled beach. It’s like some white trash time warp and I am confused…

What’s weirder is that Hulk is jerking off to these as you read this post…this is his number 1 fantasy…this is his porn….not that you’re reading this post…but I’m writing it assuming you are…cuz it gives me purpose.

Posted in:Brooke Hogan