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2010

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just got forced to go to the grocery store to buy my fat wife food to keep her fat. I generally hate the grocery store but for some reason, this one happened to be full of chicks. Sure they were ghetto single mom’s with kids from different fathers cuz they were different colors, and I am pretty sure I walked in during stripper primetime and the whole thing was pretty hot until I accidentally asked a bitch buying a couple cucumbers if she was actually planning on eating them after she fucked them, cuz if not, I’d be more than happy to, or something to that effect, not realizing that ghetto bitches who hate life for whatever reason sometimes don’t like jokes about fucking cucumbers when buying cucumbers directed at them….and it woulda made a good viral video but I don’t have a video camera….so it was really just another lost opportunity…the story of my life.

That said, be my friend

Here are my stepLINKS..

Someone Get Me the Demi Lovato Coke Huffing Video Please
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So There’s Gonna Be a Kanye West/Taylor Swift Porn Parody
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Because We All Need a Way to Make It Through the Week and Naked Sluts Just Happens to Be the Easiest Way
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LOHAN is alive and she’s wearing a skirt….that crazy drugged out dyke…
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The Sexiest Women From Oregon
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Bet you Didn’t Know Your Daughter Did This With the Webcam
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She Let’s Her Friend stretch Her Pussy – VIDEO
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Get Yourself Something That Will Pay Off For You…
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The Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of Week 8
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Lindsay Lohan See Through Dress Throwback
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A Little Bit of Leighton Meister
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A Little Shakira Throwback
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arah Shahi Has Got It Going On
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Gotta Love Party Sluts
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Adriana Lima in New Victoria’s Secret Shoot
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a Little Girl on Girl Never Hurt Anybody
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There’s Bodies and Then There’s BODIES! Damn!
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That Dugger Woman’s Vagina May Have Met It’s Match
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Iman is 55 and as Hot as Ever. David Bowie is the Luckiest Bastard Alive
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Mandy and Julie Get It On
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This Just In: MySpace & Facebook Lead To Teen Prostitution
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Nothing Like a Hitler Comedy to Brighten Up Your Day!!! – VIDEO
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Olivia Wilde & Elizabeth Banks Are Both Looking Hot
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Sarah is Busty Alright
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And Now, The Best Wheel of Fortune Solve EVER – VIDEO
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Janice Dickinson Takes Her Tattered Old Vagina For a Walk
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Adriana Lima: Backstage at the 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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Now THESE Are Some Big Tits, Jesus
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Little Bit of Rihanna
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Sophie and a Friend Get It On – VIDEO
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Oh Apparently There’s a Video of Demi Lovato Doing Coke
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WTf is Scarlette Johansson Smoking That She Thinks Peole Will Take Her Serious As a Musician? – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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2010

Nov

Candice Swanpoel in her Lingerie cuz it’s her Job of the Day

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I was hoping Candice Swanpoel would stop releasing these post production photoshopped lingerie pics that I can only assume are from Victoria’s Secret, not because I don’t like looking at Candice Swanpoel, I actually think she’s something pretty amazing to look at, but because I have exhausted all my South Africa High AIDS rate and Apartheid jokes, not that I had that many, or really that they were actual jokes, but instead just truths, but it is the only angle to go at that I know of when it comes to Swanpoel, I mean other than imaging going at her from every possible angle if I just had some motivation, her home address, work schedule, some retraints, a car, a box of donuts and the ability to get an erection….so instead I prefer to focus on socio/economic….

So despite hating Victoria’s Secret in terms of their lack of vision, obvious strategy, and the fact there has been no evolution to keep masturbating to them exciting, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say I guess I can’t fully hate any billion dollar company that in in the business of getting clothed girls that they recruit internationally as naked as they possibly can because they are a stamp of approval bitches want to be a part of so they get as naked as they are allowed to be in exchange for money to get that stamp…which I guess is a good thing, even if I find it a cocktease cuz I know I’d prefer these with pussy lip…but I guess I’ll take what I can get which is pictures like this and/or real pussy that I won’t post here cuz it may make you never want pussy again and I’m not the kind of guy who is gonna do that to you….plus if I get busted that pussy will never come back to me and I’m not willing to give up the last of the pussy willing to fuck me….

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2010

Nov

Rihanna’s Thick Ass Performs on X-Factor Italy of the Day

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The debate as to whether Rihanna is hot or not still goes on in my head when I am forced to think about Rihanna because this is the life I’ve made for myself….

The problem I have with her is that she’s totally uninteresting even when half naked, and I think it’s either because I’m bored of her and have already seen her at her best, back when she first hit and not so into her a few years later on her decline….or because I am gay….but since all gays I see go nuts for her and think she’s so hot…I think it’s safe to say it’s cuz she’s gone down fuckin’ hill….

I know that she probably looked her when she was 15, at some karaoke bar for tourists in barbados, where she turned tricks for the right John who figured signing her and launching her career was easier than going to jail…

I also know that my hatred for her didn’t start with her stupid red hair, but with her selling out Chris Brown for cheating on her after her jealous rage, because last I saw, there was no video of the incident where I can only assume she choked herself out. I’ve seen fight club, I know how people get what they want…and the public always believes the girl….

I don’t mind her thickness as much as I mind her…but here are some pics at X-Factor Italia….cuz X-Factor in America and the UK wasn’t enough X-Factor for the world.

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2010

Nov

Angela Simmons’ Fat Ass Cameltoe in a Bikini of the Day

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I have a black girl fetish. Just the other day I was walking down the street and this tall, long legged black girl smiled at me and I just wanted to play plantation owner taking her pussy cuz it is his property…

I’m not racist. Some of my best facebook friends are black and I want to fuck every single one of them…

There’s just an amazing attitude that comes with black girls and that is that they find me funny and entertain me when I tell them about how I want them to lick my asshole as I cum on their faces….while white girls are so fucking prude and boring and say shit like “Gross”.

Black girls are the future, and I don’t know if Angela Simmons is on that list…but I do know that she doesn’t need to lay in the sun to get a tan and that’s good enough for me.

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2010

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Wet Titties in a Tank Top of the Day

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Here is some Vanessa Hudgens wet titty action for you stay at home dads and perverts who have a Dora the Explorer fetish and find yourself aroused every time the show comes on….You know her little inquisitive mind you wish was exploring your every inch…with her hand, tongue and vagina…her little hispanic body naked against yours…you fucking weirdo…but I guess there’s nothing officially criminal in lusting after animated children, and in reality I’d rather you be lusting over fake kids than real ones…but I do suggest you keep that shit to yourself if you ever want to have friends…cuz that’s the kind of fetish people will judge you for…including me…however, I don’t mind giving you some real-life, legal pussy, to feed that fetish..

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2010

Nov

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely’s Outstanding Performance on Set of the Day

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When you feel down on yourself, I’ve found that watching Rosie Huntington-Whitely acting can really lift your spirits. It’s will make you ask yourself whether this is a joke, or if it is for real, because if it is real that maybe the real joke is our fucking existance…

When you realize that it is real, and this is an actual performance, you’ll start working out the math on their 5,000,000 dollar paychecks for 50 days of filming this smut and realize they got paid over 100,000 to do this, it almost feels like when I worked at this institution for retards and they’d congratulate and cheer the waterheads when they used the bathroom on their own…I’m talking real fucking cheering, like they just performed some intricately genius piano rendition of some classical piece they heard once, when in reality they were getting the praise cuz they didn’t piss themselves….The world is a fucked up place and the fact that this exists, and that so much money gets pumped into this garbage is almost disgusting….there’s wars, poverty, kids going to school without food, sex workers dying of AIDS, people unable to afford life saving operations, cancer, and a whole lot of other shit that money would be better spent on, but instead these clowns can afford to never work again in their lives….Fucking hilarious. If you know what I mean.

On a sidenote the only good thing about this chick is that she made Megan Fox realize she’s replaceable and that kind of emotional damage and feelings of rejection can be a real game-changer and lead to some serious stepping the fuck up by finally doing nude scenes to show us just how much of an servant to her craft she is….you know the irreplaceable kind that become legends for more than just being something we want to fuck.

Only Time will tell.

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2010

Nov

Ashley Greene Leaving the Gym in Tight Pants of the Day

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Why the fuck can’t the paparazzi get a good shot of this cunt’s ass…or really any cunt’s ass for that matter. All they have to do is cross the fuckin’ street and hit her from another angle, but these lazy immigrants just stick in one place, thinking we care about Ashley Greene from the front, cuz she’s this big deal now….you know dating a Jonas Brother and staring in Twilight….the power publicist strategy to make her huge fucking money in the 12-15 year old demographic…pretty much icon money…

All I care about is seeing her ass. Partially because her cunt face annoys me…..mainly cuz of the wholesome act she pulls by not dressing half naked or flashing her tits at events cuz she knows she’s made it…but mainly because I like imagining all the dirty fucking things that lying for his image by telling people he’s a virgin waiting for marriage does to her….I can assume it starts with her pussy and ends with a cum filled asshole with a few other stunts and random insertions in between….but I know one thing..and that’s that there is no way they are living a good Christian life and not sleazing the fuck out in coke fueled benders…cuz that’s just what making stupid money, hollywood, success and all that other shit does to you….Fuck, if I was offered 100 million dollars from Disney to pretend I am a virgin who doesn’t like the sweet smell of all pussy, even unshowered homeless pussy during a weeklong head wave, I’d lie to the public to.

Not that that matters, what matters is that the fucking paparazzi didn’t cross the fuckin’ street when they were supposed to and now we are left with this……

Here are some more pics of her walking around Beverly Hills still being boring cuz she knows she can get away with it and that she’s pretty much untouchable…except when the Christian Jonas Brother fans aren’t watching…in which case she’s very touched….but I didn’t mean it like that…I meant she’s fucking lazy on seducing the fans cuz she’s got the fans locked down….however there is a bit of see through….which I guess is a step in the right direction for this overrated swine.

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2010

Nov

Tara Reid’s Fake Tits and Nipple Attend her Perpetual Party of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that Tara Reid’s nipple and tits are just a bottom feeding publicity stunt….

I also think it’s safe to say that Tara Reid has finally got to that good place at the perpetual Springbreak Party that is her life. where she is too fucked up to really care or realize what’s going on around her, you know essentially passed out in the corner with her vagina hanging out for everyone to see and feeling no fucking shame because the drunk party girl never feels shame, she just wipes the cum off her face and moves onto the next party….It’s almost amazing.

Her career is essentially dead and she doesn’t need to impress her handlers, while the party just keeps on going….and just so you know, she’s not suckin’ on that sparkler to be seductive, she’s doing it in hopes of getting a buzz, cuz she’s tried everything else..

I find the whole disaster really fun to watch, kinda like the Tsunami but with only one casuality….

I am a Tara Reid fan.

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2010

Nov

Kesha is Unfortunately in a Bikini of the Day

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I refuse to replace the “s” in her name with a “$”. Mainly because I feel like an asshole when I do.

I don’t think Kesha got a record deal for her looks and I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone ever say how hot she was and I sure as hell haven’t heard anyone say they’ve jerked off to her music videos and for most part most people don’t even know who the fuck she is.

I do think that Kesha is Katy Perry’s old friend she used to party with and I do think that Katy Perry told Kesha after the whole “Kissed a Girl” song something like “OMG, it’s so easy to make a hit song, you just have to dance around and sing something someone else wrote for you as a pawn to go up against Lady Gaga, you should totally do it too”….

Here is her horrible awkward shaped body that I just don’t understand in a bikini. It’s like her ass cheeks are being sucked in by a vacuum powered anus and her upper body is long, broad and primate like, like she’s shaved herself down to look like a girl, but still can’t help but want to steal your bananas cuz it’s instinctive.

She should be more the kind of girl who sits by the beach in a sweatsuit cuz she doesn’t want to get a burn and definitely not the kind of girl parading around like she’s not a fucking beastly looking creature.

Maybe she’s just menopausal.

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2010

Nov

Victoria’s Secret 2010 Fashion Show Sneak Peak of the Day

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This may come across as gay…but I’m fcuking bored of Victoria’s Secret and their fashion shows. It is a lingerie company, but for some reason, I never see anything sheer on the bitches, I wouldn’t be surprised if like common hookers they are wearing skimpy g-strings underneath their Victoria’s Secret underwear, and that’s always been something that irritates me, I have no interest in peeling away layers of panties to get to the snatch, I just want the snatch.

I just find Victoria’s Secret a dated concept, I can tell they are playing it safe for their Christian audience, it is going to be on TV and it is a publicly traded company, it can’t be racy, so they play it safe, but pretend they don’t because it’s all about money making and the scam is masked by hot girls in underwear that fits like a bikini and that people make a point of watching cuz hot girls in underwear, even if it fits like a bikini is better than their shitty life, but it just isn’t doin’ anything for me but annoy,

Fuck Victoria’s Secret. No matter how much cleavage or hot pussy they throw at us, they still fucking suck.

Step it up and stomp the fucking yard people. I’m bored.

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