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2010

18

Oct

Emma Stone on Letterman of the Day

I don’t know why I like Emma Stone. But I like Emma Stone. She kinda has an inbred face like she was first cousins and sisters with Kristen Stewart, but for some reason, I’m drawn in. Maybe it’s cuz I saw Zombieland and the only other pussy in the shit was Little Miss Sunshine who despite potential of breaking down as a childstar who was exploited, is a little to young for me….or Maybe it’s cuz I was drunk watching Letterman at my creepy neighbor’s house and I spent what felt like hours, but what was really just a few minutes trying to see up her short dress and these are the before and after pictures of that glorious experience I had.

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2010

18

Oct

Christina Aguilera’s Cameltoe at the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

I know these pumpkin patch pictures are from the other day. I also know that alll pumpkin patch pictures are a key ingredient in a publicist’s todo list every year. I guess it is because it shows their parental/family side of the celebrity, but I think it’s just a traditional photo-op and there are always tons of paparazzi there….It gives something for the magazines to write about…and I guess Christina Aguilera’s people want to communicate how despite the divorce, she’s still a good mother with her priorities in order, there for her kid….only we all know in 14 years, little Max is going to blame himself for the divorce, making him just another kid from a divorced family, with tons of stupid issues, drug addictions, self-destructive for attention behavior and a dream thatone day his parents will get back together for him….unless of course a quality stepfather steps in, making the monster dad no one understands obsolete as he always should have been…..I nominate me.

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2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

A girl sent me an email saying she goes into the Apple Store and sets every ipad to DrunkenStepfather.com as the homescreen…and now DrunkenStepfather.com is blocked at the Apple Store she goes to and possibly all Apple Stores, but that’s the kind of gangster, guerilla, street promotion I wish I had more people doin’ for me….cuz it’s funny and rewarding…and makes me think there’s an actual point to what I do….

Which up until now has really been all about trying to get hot girls to add me to my FACEBOOK

And I guess posting the stepLINKS….

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Tits anf Fat Gut at the Pumpkin Patch for More Divorce Publicity
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When Not Drinking Cough Syrup and Crashing Cars, T.I Saves People About to Commit Suicide
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Amateur Self Fisting – VIDEO
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Get a new look that will get you pussy….cuz chicks dig this…trust!
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Jayde Nicole’s Cleavage is Out of Hand
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Because That Real Doll of Yours is Getting Mighty Worn Out
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JWoww and the 20 Most Badass Reality TV Show Fighters
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Annalynne McCord Spreads Them
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Zach Galfinakis is a doing that fat dudes in Swimsuit Calendars Joke
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Mayra Leal Nude In MACHETE
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Man Bruce Willis’s Wife is Hot
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Annalynne McCord Tight Body in a Wet Suit
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Sophia Vergara, Tasty
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The Most Amazing Animated GIF of Salma Hayek’s Tits Ever
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See Saw FAIL – VIDEO
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This Picture of AC Slater Holding a Baby is Pretty Much the Gayest Thing I Have ever Seen, and Trust Me I Have Seen Some Gay Shit. But That Doesn’t Make Me Gay!
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Jaime Will Get You Excited
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Ophilia is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Vivid Entertainment VERSUS AIDS
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Karlie Montana and Sabrina Rose. Hot!
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Joanna Krupa in an Amazing Tight Dress
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My Favorite Gutter Pussy Cleaned Up and Showing Off Her Fake Tits Pushed Up and Hot….
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Ashley Green Loves Her Some Meat
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Jasmine Waltz: I Had Lots of Sex With David Arquette. Lots, I Say!
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Top 5 List of Out There Fetishes
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Reese Witherspoon is Looking Kinda Trashy and I Like It
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Girl on Girl Video of the Day
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Latoya Jackson is Fucking Insane and I Love It
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Miranda Kerr is A Great Addition to Any Shitty Day
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Bill O’Reilly is a Fuckin Bigot – VIDEO
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jenna Jameson Opens Wide
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Sluts Order Cheeseburgers Topless and In Their Underwear
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Striptease of the Day
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Playmate Rhian Allise
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10 childrenís characters who were definitely on drugs
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Nilanti Narain is as Good a Way to End the Day As Any
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Watch Miley Cyrus Confront Female Paparazzo – VIDEO
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2010

18

Oct

Katherine Heigl Bikini Picture from her Hot Tub Scandal of the Day

Katherine Heigl was being a bad parent the other night and decided to have a little hot tub party like she was still in college only with a body of a 35 year old mom….I don’t know if their was cocaine, drinking, E or roofies in the mix to make this an actual hot tub party…but I do know the police were called possibly cuz the hot tub was made into a health hazard they had to confiscate due to dirty pussy….like the time my friend told his wife he got herpes after a conference in the Bahamas from being in a dirty hot tub…and neglected to tell her that he was also in a dirty local….

Either way the paps got a bikini pic and all bikini pics on bitches with tits are good for my soul.


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2010

18

Oct

Jenna Jameson is My Internet Girlfriend of the Day

The highlight of my TWITTER experience was not the time I was one of 8 people blocked by Ashton Kutcher , or the period of time that Lindsay Lohan followed me before her evil group of evil friends told her not to, or the fact that every single celebrity who probably doesn’t even write their own twitter, but who instead use it as a money-making tool has blocked me, except for the Kim Kardashian pig….but that’s cuz we have an understanding…and she likes everyone, even insignificant people knowing what she’s up to…

The highlight of my TWITTER experience was when Jenna Jameson used to message me, despite the hundreds of men she’s fucked who she could reach out to, back before her husband beat her up and called her a meth addict…cuz she looks like she could be one…

Here she is not showing off her vagina…even though that’s kinda what we’d like from her…because that’s kinda her gig…even if she has a beautiful soul behind all that stale cum stained skin….but her father just died and in a pornstar world….father’s a myth…so it’s a pretty big deal.

Posted in:Jenna Jameson

2010

18

Oct

Hayden Panettiere in a Tight Black Outfit of the Day

The thing I like about Hayden Panettiere is that she gets slammed by a dude much bigger than her….when we all know midgets usually stick together and don’t venture out…of that world and into the world of big people…unless they are doing fetish porn….but for some reason Hayden’t gone to the extreme and found some giant 6 foot 5 Russian heavyweight boxing motherfucker named Wladimir Klitschko…making them look like they are the cast of a freakshow at the traveling circus…making me wonder how this shit works….making me think the lastname Klitschko translates to broken pussy in english….Good thing black is thinning…cuz otherwise we may be able to see just how fat and swollen her twat actually is..

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2010

18

Oct

Miley Cyrus Slut Act Pisses Me Off of the Day

You know the expression “It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye”, well that applies to underage nudity…

You see I love making jokes about how Miley’s antics and marketing strategy is amazing because American’s love underage pussy cuz they can’t have underage pussy…it’s got something to do with the land of the free and home of the brave actually having no rights but thinking they do cuz they are told they do repeatedly….

I love saying how she’s going to influence a generation of 12 year olds to grow into their puberty years with a digital camera, a cell phone camera and a webcam capable of documenting the shit in the dirtiest way….but I say that to indirectly make Miley look bad….

Because it turns out that alot of underage girls are taking nude pictures of themselves and their boyfriends are posting them tot he internet and porn sites are getting their hands on it and marketing it as “amateur porn” and unsuspecting perverts assuming the girl is 18 and just look young end up jerking off to it, even downloading to their computer instantly becoming a Kiddie Porn peddler, without even fucking knowing it….leading to you getting arrested and charged as a sex offender all because some bratty teen girl thought producing the kiddie porn in the first place was fun, sexy, part of growing up faster, all because Miley and Kim Kardashian and other trash do it and get attention, even famous for it…while these girls just end up regretting it and hiring lawyers to come after everyone it has been in contact with….

So as fun as Miley being a slutty influence is in theory…it’s not so fun in practice…when it lands you behind bars for being a creep without even actually going out there and trying to be a creep intentionally…but instead are just feeding a fantasy Miley helped create…

All this to say, the sexualization of minors is illegal and Miley should be sent to prison.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

18

Oct

Adam Sandler Does the Ashley Tisdale of the Day

Everytime I see a picture of Ashely Tisdale doing whatever it is that she does….This is what I see…

Now I don’t know if Adam Sandler is filming a Highschool Musical pardoy while wearing this girl costume, but he might as well be, cuz this Tisdale impression is spot on….

I figure he could take this to the gay clubs, but he probably won’t cuz he’s really fucking rich and doesn’t need to do stand-up performances anymore..but you can probably print these pictures up in large format and tape them to your wall in the event you used to watch Adam Sandler movies growing up and felt a real connection to his comedy, thinking “if only he was a girl” as you hugged your pillow to sleep every night reciting his jokes to yourself with an erection and I know there’s at least one of you out there….well now you can live out that weird fantasy….really weird fantasy…

Posted in:Adam Sandler

2010

18

Oct

Abi Titmuss in Some Staged Gym Pictures of the Day

The site is heavily UK today. I am not sure why. It’s just how things work out sometimes…and years ago when I was just starting the site…there was always a constant flow of UK slutty pussy because they have an actual scene for these trashy slutty media whores…

Here is 34 year old, nurse turned trash Abi Titmuss, one of the Veteran Glamour Models in the UK who was constanlty in the Paparazzi lens, tabloids for being a wild and busty “Glamour Model”, launched a sex tape and men’s magazine spreads….eventually trying an acting career, eventually disappearing….then making a comeback….then disappearing again….

I am posting these pics cuz they are so obviously staged, set up and designed to get in the tabloids and get her noticed in an attempt for a comeback tour….you know setting this up hoping they all write about her getting back in shape for her comeback but it’s so poorly executed that it reminds me of the beginning scene of a shitty softcore porn…which I guess it very well might be…

But she’s in tight clothes, showing off her body, and whether or not you know who she is, like her, or even like her body, or appreciate a bullshit publicity stunt, or an older lady holding onto the past with her big tits, bending over to pretend to pick up a bag, while fake sweating, it really doesn’t matter what the reason for the pics are, what matters is that they are still worth looking at…and I guess her team already knew that….

Posted in:Abi Titmuss

2010

18

Oct

Snooki’s Fat Troll Tits of the Day

I was forced to watch Jersey Shore for the first time with a group of people who love Jersey Shore…and it was as bad as I expected. I couldn’t believe why or how anyone watches this low quality staged bullshit…even the pussy they cast is disgusting and not worth lookin’ at…but for some reason I call marketing…this show is a hit in mainstream America, they are eating it up and that scares me….

So I don’t understand the appeal of the show. I don’t know how anyone could relate or not get annoyed watching it after a few minutes, but maybe I just don’t get the human experience as much as I should…maybe people just like garbage and that would explain why I feel so alone in hating on everything, especially when it is popular…

More importantly,there is no way anyone looks at Snooki and sees anything appealing…this is the kidn of girl you don’t even notice on the street unless she’s fingering herself while puking….and I can only assume they like cuz they are bored, she is a train wreck, but I still hate that she thinks she’s hot…

That said, my facebook went nuts last night with people watching a Snooki Spoof on Southpark….I had no idea South Park was still on the air….but it is pretty accurate and relevant depiction of this shit…

And here are Snooki’s tits to celebrate…remember, only you can stop watching the show, making them cancel it and sending her back to Walmart where she looks like she should work….

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