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2010

09

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a food allergy. I just ate the food I am allergic to. I don’t know if it was in efforts to end my life. Or because I wasn’t paying attention. Or because I was looking for excitement in my boring day…I just know that I am sitting here waiting for it to really kick in before taking an allergy pill…cuz I’m curious to see if I’m still allergic. This may or may not be a good idea…but so far so good.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Kim Kardashian is Fake Mad at Playboy for Releasing These Pics of her Ass
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Posh Spice Has Elevator Sex in this Ad
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Mila Kunis Makes my Man Pussy Wet
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Because Dreams Do Come True, Even The Dreams of Hopeless Virgins Like Yourself
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40 Pics of Katy Perry’s Great Looking Tits
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Cam Show on a Couch Is Always Nice – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Athletes In The SI Swimsuit Issue
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Aisleyne-Horgan-Wallace Sloppy Tit Slip
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Man I Would Totally Bang Vanessa Paradis Given The Chance, Especially to be Able to Say My Dick Has Been in the Same Place as Johnny Depp’s
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Star Takes a Bath and She Wants You to Watch
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Seriously, Lindsay Lohan Needs to Kill Her Mother
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Chloe James is Home From School and Hot
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Vivica A Fox is as Hot as Ever
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The Only Kinda Hot One From The Real House Whores Series is Posing For Playboy
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Candice Swanepoel – Victoria’s Secret 2010
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Nothing Wrong with Georgia Jones
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Nicki Minaj Co-Signs Todays Looking Good Sweetheart. Literally
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Holly Madison Plays With Her Cans
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Sorry Kim But once a Whore, Always a Whore
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Sabrina Rose and Carlie Banks Get It On
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Annalynn McCord is Looking Fucking Beat
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Bryman Medical College is Where You Go When You Can’t Get a Job at Mcdonalds
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Hotties in Bikinis Pic Dump of the Day
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Amanda Seyfriend and Her Cleavage and Crazy Eyes Cover Elle Magazine
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Someone condensed every line Chris Klein utters in The Legend of Chun-Li into a 2 minute clip and it’s amazing
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Brittany is a Dream Girl and With Tits Like That I’m Not Surprised
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Lucy Clarkson Lingerie Hotness
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Blake Lively is Leggy on Set
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Abbey Brookes Gallery
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And That’s Why You SHould Find a Better Place to Park Your Car – VIDEO
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EMily Rossum Gallery
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The 10 Hottest Videos Of Girls Playing Nintendo Wii
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kate Moss, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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And More Jessica Simpson Fatness
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And That’s Why You Never Push a Bouncer
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Striptease of the Day
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Gemma is a Hot School Girl
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Jayden James is Hot in Very Little Red
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There’s Not Much More Than You Can Say ABout an Amazing Video of a Monkey Riding a Pig
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I Wanna Be All Over Luli Fernendaz
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A Little Jessica Rabbit Hotness
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2010

09

Sep

Blake Lively on Set of the Day

I just decided that girl ass on handrails is my new porn…the girl doesn’t have to be hot, relevant or interesting, she just needs to be squeezed up against something many people run their hands all over everyday…it’s more exciting than when I had a toilet seat fetish a bunch of years ago…then there was the used cutlery in the food court fetish that was also a little disgusting in retrospect…but this one…this one won’t get me diseases…it’s just gonna take a lot of effort to scope it out…unless Blake Lively keeps bringing the goods…which she should…cuz now she’s got purpose….even though I’ve fallen into her shitty little trap thanks to nothing interesting going on in the industry, with no new blood and all the old blood is tainted with disease, forcing me to choose this…It’s a right place, right time situation…

Now that that is out of my system….here are some other pictures of her…

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2010

09

Sep

Jessica Hart is a Gap Toothed Model in Clothes of the Day

Here’s that new supermodel Jessica Hart from Australia in NYC for Fashion Week. She’s in clothes which makes her nothing but a gapped tooth piece of shit who looks like she escaped her inbred farm to make it to the big city…..At least when she’s naked or half naked she has a point to her existence….that doesn’t involve being “Pa’s Pride” when he follows family tradition and slides his dick inside her like her people have been doing for generations before her….

The good news, is that it is fashion week, so there should be a lot of nipple in the next week, but this is not nipple. This is a disappointment, but not nearly as big of a disappointment as I am to myself everyday….

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2010

09

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits are Alright of the Day

I woke up to some gossip that I twittered about Lohan wanting to get pregnant to force her to sober up and escape the party life…

I know it is some kind of PR bullshit being fed to the media, but it made me laugh because that kind of logic is what so many crackheads I know used in their family planning, making for a lot of future pornstars, broken and destroyed by a horribly upbringing.

It’s up there with people having kids to get government money, cuz welfare has a program that pays you more depending on the number of kids you have, or the same logic Alba used, which was to save a failed relationship.

All pretty sick, self-serving, borderline insanity…but the good news is that she’s got hot tits…

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2010

09

Sep

Megan Fox’s Married Ass of the Day

Megan Fox is an idiot….just another one of those starlets who let their fame get to their head. Now she thinks she can have a career despite being married. Next thing you know she’ll think she can have a career despite being pregnant. Then she’ll think she can have a career despite having a kid and a sloppy mom body. When really we only cared about her cuz we thought she was young and hot. Now we have to come to terms with the fact that she’s also a loser, who partnered up with a has been from 90210 fame, but based on her career, I think we already have.

Don’t worrry, there are a million Megan Fox type chicks out there. She is easily replaced. I just like to monitor the slow plunge into obscurity…cuz there was a time when I’m sure she thought she had the fucking world in the palm of her hand…and I like reality checks…especially in the form of lowering themselves to do sex tapes…when just two years earlier they were too good and important to even go topless.

What a fucking joke of a person…

Bonus – Here is a half naked picture of her in a recent issue of Elle….

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2010

09

Sep

Miranda Kerr in Some Bikini Pictures of Victoria’s Secret of the Day

These are supposed to be new, but all these bikini catalog shots look the fucking same, so I don’t fucking know when they are from, because unlike you, I don’t keep tabs on the model number of the bathing suits a bitch is wearing in the pictures I jerk off to, not that I jerk off to catalog bikini pictures, but I can only assume you do….

Old or new, they are still of a pretty hot bikini model doing what she gets paid tons of money to do and I guess that makes her better at wearing bikinis than all the other bitches in the world who do it for free, but I am not really too sure about that…I just know it’s good enough for my shitty standards and apparently for Victoria’s Secret….so here are the pics…

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2010

09

Sep

Mona Johannesson is the Topless Cowgirl of the Day

Cowboy shit is going nuts…It is going to be the new vampire…and I am pretty happy about it….I’ve been endorsing this Cowboy style clothing company that just launched for the last few weeks because I really believe the shit is going to take over and I’m doing everything I can to help make it happen because I’m tired of bi-sexual looking emo kids as the idols for our youth. I want to help bring back the Marlboro Man…cuz chain smoking on horses isn’t a gay thing…even if Bubble Boy tried to make you think it is with his Brokeback Mountain shit..it’s fuckin’ gangster.

This is some topless cowboy fashion shoot for some magazine cuz cowboy is the future and when it’s given to me like this I find the whole thing fucking hot….

Her name is Mona Johannesson, she’s got hot perky model tits and she’s bringing my cowgirl fantasy to life…it is part of the American way..let’s bring it back….

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2010

09

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Heidi Montag Staged Bikini Pics So You Don’t Forget Her of the Day

Heidi Montag does whatever it takes to stay in the media, I guess she figures she’s put all this work into committing to being a trashcan of a person, focusing on nothing more than getting people to notice her, all while sacrificing any self-respect she might have….

That is why she pretended to get divorced to someone I think she pretended to marry. That is why they are now reporting she has a sex tape with some other useless attention whore. That is why she had the plastic surgery. That is why she is pretending to get the plastic surgery reversed. That is why she uses twitter to talk about massaging her implants. That is why she is in these staged bikini pics…

The real unfortunate thing in all this is that I don’t find her hot, or interesting, or even human, she is so low grade they wouldn’t feed her to orphans or homeless people if she was beef, but I guess pussy in a bikini is pussy in a bikini…even if it is the representation of all that is wrong in this world…

I do know that she’s gone this far, so the sex tape is probably real, and when it drops, I’ll be sure to climb on that like it was my wife busting my balls to fuck her….very cautiously….

The real depressing thing in all this is that she’s in Costa Rica and not Mexico, where she could have been confused for a drug lord’s slut wife, or a drug mule, resulting in her death…..but I guess we’re stuck dealing with her stunts a little longer…..


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2010

09

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Rihanna Shitty Barely Suggestive Promo Pictures of the Day

I hate Rihanna. I don’t know why. I just know there was a day that I saw her on TV and I realized she was nothing by a whore who didn’t embrace the fact that she was a whore but who instead pretended to be a popstar…in some identity crisis that ust made me hate her.

Here is her weak attempt to get noticed cuz she knows people don’t give a fuck about her anymore and that her career is on the downward spiral into a drug overdose. I expect more hustle for a teenage prostitute…..

This picture was taken to be attached to her new single…


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I am the first to admit that every once in a while, these shitty commercial songs that the record companies pretty much shit out on the daily cuz they know they will sell, actually produce a catchy song that I sing along to despite how homosexual that makes me. I can’t think of any specific examples because I have a bad memory, but I do know that this trash is not one of those songs. This is just another nail in the coffin of Rihanna’s career. The end is near for this cry baby…and the only tragedy in all this is that Chris Brown didn’t follow through with what he started back when he choked her out.

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2010

09

Sep

Amazing Amazing Race Clip of the Day

I spent my morning watching my own kind of amazing race. It was a group of high school girls in what must have been gym class, wearing pretty seductive, low cut tank tops, in what would have been an amazing video, but would have been illegal for me to do, and I figured why ruin a good thing and get arrested to share with you idiots, when I can just sit there and enjoy it, since when you don’t have a camera, no one suspects you of being a fucking pervert….

That said, someone sent in this preview video for the Amazing Race and I pretty much laughed, so that makes it good enough to start the day here.

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