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2010
14
Aug
Fix Your Love Life – MyFixsation Tip of the Day
2010
13
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
No one reads my site, especially on a Friday….so why should I be here and not fingering banging a bitch in the pool or at the beach…other than the fact that I am too disgusting to convince girls to let me finger bang them at the pool or the beach…but sometimes you just gotta take what you want out of life even if security and police or the law don’t want you to…
Kelly Brook Big Tits at Some Event…of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan’s Mother is Fucking Delusional Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Because You Deserve to End Your Week on a High Note
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Hot Model in the Locker Room – VIDEO
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The Top 20 Drunken Sports Fan Incidents Ever (With Video)
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Amber Heard Panty Upskirt
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A Little Bit of Halle Berry
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Marina and Her Cell Phone Pics
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Get a Load of Ashley
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Secretary Does All Sorts of Naughty Shit – VIDEO
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Dirty Whore Montana Fishburne Has Something to Say
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Some Beyonce Promos
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Anna Paquin Got Naked on True Blood and Heres The Pics
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Chick on Scooter FAIL – VIDEO
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Oh My Bridgette….
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Check Out Vanessa and Brooke
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Sophie Reade and Her Big Tits
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Hunter and Her Bald Pussy
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PEE WEE HERMAN IS INNOCENT
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Some Candice Swanepoel Hotness
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Kendra Wilkinson Braless Book Signing
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Ashley Greene Does The Bikini Thing
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Blake Lively is Leggy at the Rihanna Concert
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Ashton Kutcher is a Money Sucking Blackhole
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A Slew os FHM Hotties
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A Little Kim Kardashian Hotness
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Check Out Jessie Summers
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Huge Titty Teen
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Drop Dead Sexy Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures!
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The 20 Most Effeminate Photos Of The Expendables Cast
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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20,000 Calories Of Real American News
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Levi Johnston is a Fucking Idiot – VIDEO
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Evil Child Movie Critic – VIDEO
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Hot Blonde Masterbation – VIDEO
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Meet Tess Taylor
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Wendy Whoppers Tits Are So Big I Don’t Even Know What to Make of Them
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Bonu – Some Hip Hop Models Doing Their Thick Thing….
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
13
Aug
Kelly Brook Topless in a Popular Men’s Magazine of the Day
I find this shit irritating as fuck.
Firstly, we shouldn’t get excited over anyone who is topless, cuz tits are just tits and girls should just show them and the reason they don’t is cuz assholes like you can’t play it fucking cool and make them think it’s a big deal…
Second, it’s Kelly Brook, a topless Glamour model from the UK who has been getting topless for decades…and the only person who should have got excited to see these tits was back when she was 20 and an ex boyfriend she cock teased when he was 14 and who had been jerking off to her ever since finally got to seems….and now I wait for the Lawyers letters to start coming in from the Popular Men’s Magazine…cuz we don’t live in a time where ppl feel the need to cum on magazine pages….and that upsets them…but this Kelly Brook body…no matter how much it annoys me…is still fucking substantial…
Now I wait for the Popular Men’s Magazine to send Lawyers letters….
Posted in:Kelly Brook
2010
13
Aug
Eliza Cummings Titty for Visual Tales Issue 3 of the Day
Here is Eliza Cummings showing some titty cuz all girls are whores who get topless for money…and I am posting it cuz I like tits but also cuz I am on a quest to make this site a respected fashion site in the fashion community so that one day I will own a private island filled with models willing to suck my dick for this level of exposure…sure it won’t happen, but if it did, it’d be the best joke ever….so this is me doing the groundwork and here is Eliza Cummings doing the same…cuz maybe this shoot will be the one that gets her where she wants to be…and the fun thing about these fashion girls is tht they have no issue doing anything, they like being hot and are pretty laidback about getting naked…cuz shit pays fucking well and lets them do nothing all day and party all night…in some kind of serious fucking joke…like they played a trick on society….cuz they don’t actually need to work but get to live the good life…and I figure I deserve the same treatment…
Posted in:Eliza Cummings
2010
13
Aug
Britney Spears Looks Crazy in Shorts of the Day
I feel like Britney Spears is this emotionally unstable mess thanks to being wrecked by everyone around her at a young age and now those same people are feeding her pills to shut her the fuck up and glass over her eyes so she doesn’t do anything crazy, like an autistic kid or some shit who you feed candy so he doesn’t freak the fuck out, cuz it is the only thing that soothes him and keeps him relaxed and calm, only instead of candy it’s blended coffee drink, and knowing all this makes it so fucking hot to see, cuz without her handlers and her frap, she’s naked, screaming and smearing shit on her bedroom walls cuz she thinks fecal art is the only art, or what I like to call, the best sex ever….cuz fucking crazy people is the best kind of fucking…especially when they are popstars…
So here is her hot mom ass in shorts making me horny for another mental breakdown episode I can masturbate to.
Posted in:Britney Spears
2010
13
Aug
Ellen’s Hot Lesbian Tits of the Day
Ok, I probably should have said Ellen’s not so hot lesbian tits, because this is the kind of body that makes lesbianism a horrible fantasy, not that’s lesbianism should ever be a fantasy unless it involves you in the room with the two girls, which automatically makes it not so lesbian, or if you are a rape or molestation victim scared of cock cuz of the pain it caused you, cuz Lebsianism is boring and no matter how hard I try, how does it end. There is no closure, there is no cumshot, and why if they are lesbian, do they use dick shaped things, doesn’t that just mean they want dick inside them, but can’t bring themselves to it, and it all just doesn’t matter, cuz most lesbians look like dudes and aren’t playing the lesbian trophy wife cuz it is good for their career….and yes, I just did a post on Ellen, the woman I don’t know is a women…wearing her child molestor shoes and ruining Covergirl Make-Up’s brand as girls don’t want to look like Ellen and I realize how horrible an idea this was, but it’s too goddamn late now.
Posted in:Ellen
2010
13
Aug
Hilary Swank in her Bikini in Her Bikini of the Day
This Hilary Swank bitch is really something. No matter how old she gets, or how boxy and broad shouldered she gets. I still find her transgendered. From the first time I tried jerking off to her getting raped in “Boys Don’t Cry” where she played a chick who pretended to be a dude, ace bandaging them big old tits down and stuffing her underwear so she could get down with Becky from Roseanne, until last year where she played a dyke aviator, to now where she’s flexing her borad boxy body on the beach, I still haven’t quite figured her out and I’m not about to start now…cuz I really don’t care that much…I just know that if she’s got a vagina…then no matter how manly a bitch is…it’s still not gay…unless she’s fucking you up the ass…in which case I’d say you’re kinda on the fence…
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Posted in:Hilary Swank
2010
13
Aug
Lindsay Lohan Does Maxim of the Day
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Lohan’s publicist is probably one of the top in Hollywood, cuz this is Lohan and Lohan has a budget for the shit, despite what people say about her being broke, cuz royalties alone on the work she has done probably makes her a fucking killing and there is no need for her to ever work again. This is Lindsay Lohan, one of the biggest celebrities in the last decade, just not the busiest one when it comes to work…
So I know that everything she does is staged, set up, planned, coordinated, she’s a brand who probably doesn’t even own the rights to her own name anymore….
That’s why this whole Jail thing happened. Did anyone bother looking into whether the court was actually a court and not just a rented courtroom set up to look like an actual courtroom with actors and media outlets paid off to make the lie a reality….seems a lot more likely than going to jail and forced 3 month rehab treatment for a fucking DUI.
It’s all strategy to get her an Academy Award, and here is a recent part of that strategy with some Maxim pictures of her big fat lesbian that aren’t really lesbian titties that were taken right before all this went down, cuz when you are on your way to prison, you gotta make sure you do spreads in dying men’s magazines so that when you’re away, people will have somethingto talk about.
All this to say, she’s got amazing tits….
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan
2010
13
Aug
Rihanna’s Nipple Ring of the Day
I don’t know when these pictures of Rihanna were taken, I am not really into this whole keeping track of celebrities so much that I know when a picture was fucking taken…most of the time I don’t even know who the picture is of…because my entire life, I had no fucking interest in celebrities and that hasn’t changed…my interest has alway deeply lied in sex…and for as long as I can remember, I would ask girl about how they like masturbating, getting fucked, sucking dick, and all these other things that would get mixed response cuz I was 12.
I do know that they are of her in some see through dress and the light is bouncing off her pierced nipple, cuz like all girls with pierced nipples, she wants the world to know she has a pierced nipple, like it’s some kind of accomplishment that keeps her “hard” or “interesting” or whatever the fuck bitches pierce their nipple for….like lesbianism or being a frat boy on spring break in Cancun….
I’ve never fucked a girl with a nipple ring, I think that shit got popular well into my life fucking normal girls…..and it’s not so popular with the crackheads I sometimes visit…cuz they don’t like leaving any money on the table…they like to invest it all into drugs…and nipple rings are too valuable to not pawn off…
But I do know a group of 17 year olds sitting next to me at a coffee shop the other day know all about the shit cuz 3 of them got it done earlier that week and they kept talking about it and running to the bathroom to show each other…leaving me very angry they thought I was homeless instead of someone interesting to fuck for their diary…..So I guess nipple rings are making a comeback….and here is Rihanna’s if you even care….
Posted in:Rihanna
2010
13
Aug
Amber Heard Flashes Her Panties in a Classic Upskirt of the Day
I wonder if the rest of the world is as bored of celebrities as I am. It’s like there is no excitement anymore…it’s all been done, it’s all been played out cuz the PR people figured out the simple tricks to go noticed, or what I like to call “Bikini, Panty, Nipple, Vagina, Sex Tape” in order of desperation, that now when a young starlet I want to fuck partially cuz shes young, partially cuz she’s alirght looking, partially cuz I saw Zombieland and it was either her or Little Miss Sunshine or some awkward Jewish guy to lust after, but mainly cuz she’s got a vagina and since being punished with my wife’s tainted, meaty, smelly, what looks like it may be roadkill and the definitely is the single most vile pussy I have ever encountered in my life, and I have encountered many, most low fucking grade, pretty much everything is a step the fuck up and stomp the fucking yard….
So here is Amber Heard in what has become the classic getting out of the car with white panties in a black dress so the cameras get it incidences that woulda been better done crotchless….or maybe even spread eagled on the beach somewhere, but like any PR person knows, you gotta make the shit look as casual as possible as to not look desperate….
Yes. I just analyzed a panty flash. I know. I should spend my energy staring at it. Just another example of me sucking at life…
Posted in:Amber Heard