2010
18
Oct
Just cuz my site got shut down, I hardly slept all weekend thinking the end was here…and not because of unprotected sex with a bitch who smells like feces…but because the future of my site was unknown, which probably woulda been good for my soul and given me the opportunity to make something of myself, but left me lost and unsure where to go…..I still make time for stupid news…even though everyone hates the shit….
Posted in:stepNEWS
2010
18
Oct
Here’s a video of potential Playboy trash in an interview at a casting call and I am not surprised the bitches it attract are the kind of chick who raises raccoons, because I know Playboy hopefuls from my facebook, and 99% of the time they are strippers with a dream, or bitches with Playboy tattoos on their pussy lips…the kind of girl who finds Playboy branded shit awesome…cuz Playboy is the peak of being a proper whore….and rarely does an actual good looking, decently raised, girl who just likes to model nude run after the shit, cuz they are too busy being good looking and decent to bother.
Posted in:Playboy
2010
18
Oct
This seems about right….Bitch leaves her weird monster looking husband….because she’s a lesbian….or at least that’s what people were reporting…in this whole elaborate publicity stunt….So she decides to dress in a skimpy outfit, show off her tits and curvy mom body, cuz that’s what single bitches do…especially when they break up with their boyfriends or husbands… they turn into little fucking sluts who work out and go out to get all the male attention they can to feel as hot as they did when they were 22 before they stupidly got married to some monster looking motherfucker and I’m pretty into it.
Recently single girls are the best kind of girls cuz they want every dick they can find inside them and they are generally still in relationship sex mode that usually involves not using condoms…at least for the first few months…
No condoms is always something I like to get behind, ontop of and underneath cuz I don’t have fear of STDs, I figure if I haven’t already got it living the dirty life I live, I might as well keep trying, not to mention it is statistically a gay disease and even if you catch it you can live 25-40 years with AIDS meds, and it’s hardly even an issue, stigma or even disease, when your obesity says you only have 5-7 years to live…and as long as you don’t get tested..ignorance is bliss…
We call it stupid logic influenced by loving a warm wet dick that’s not in
Posted in:Christina Aguilera
2010
18
Oct
We’re back….for those of you who noticed…the site was down for 2 or more days….I originally thought it was cuz Mark Zuckerberg was mad at me for laughing at his girlfriend and he turned is Apergers powers on…but it turns out it was an inside job at the hosting company I use. They deleted everyone’s server in it’s entirity….
I was lucky enough to have a saved back-up of all my ramblings…so the site is pretty up to date…almost like nothing happened…leading
What better way to celebrate than post some uselss trash from 90210 the next generation….that I fucking hate…in her bikini…that I fucking love…cuz when there is a bikini, I have the ability to ignore the cunt in it….especially if her body is not offensively bad…even if her body looks like it could be a fucking primate…
Welcome back – Motherfuckers…LIKE this post….and bring me back into the celeb gossip game….
Posted in:Annalynne McCord
2010
18
Oct
I like Jenny McCarthy cuz she makes austic babies, something I look for in a uterus because I figure if you’re gonna have bratty kids to waste your time and waste your energy and annoy you for 20 years, they might as wellbe brains who can code websites, making me billions of dollars like I was Mark Zuckerberg’s dad…..not that I’d ever get with Jenny McCarthy…she’s blocked me on TWITTER cuz I guess she’ a little more sensitive than I am to comments about her uterus making handicap babies…but she deserves it for the 90s and her MTV big mouth and annoying behavior….
Here is her Playboy body, 15 years later…in a bikini…her tits don’t look a day over 16. They held up nicely after she bought them all those years ago….
Posted in:Jenny McCarthy
2010
18
Oct
I am going to get drunk.
I think I’m gonna update my FACEBOOK throughout the night…I’ll liveblog the night trying to get titty pics of whores….all because my asshole friend got an iPhone4 and gave me his bullshit…
I wish my life was more exciting. I blame my stolen internet for making me never want to leave this shithole I call home.
On a sidenote, I think I am going ot launch a web series, not cuz I think I am important but because I think I’m a disaster people will want to point and laugh at…
Here are my stepLINKS
Christina Aguilera Filed for Divorce Cuz She Is a Lesbian
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If Michael Lohan Actually Goes Through with This I Will Want to Shake His Hand
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Kelly Brook Killing It In A White Bikini
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Buy These Shirts and Look Fucking Gangster Enough for Chicks to Fuck…
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Jessica Stroup Shitty Fucking Body in a Bikini
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Because If the Weather is as Shitty Where You Live As It Is Here, You’ll Need Something to Pass The Time
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Horny Amateur Rubs One Out on Camera – VIDEO
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The 100 Greatest Sports Movies of All Time
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Elisabetta Canalis Titty Peek
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I Would Totally Bang Marion Cotillard
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Kelly Brook Killing It In A White Bikini
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It Seems Like Every Dude in Hollywood Has Banged This Jasmine Waltz Chick
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10 Awesome Pictures of Awesome Sluts of the Day
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Trouble in Trash Heap Paradise
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Katy Perry’s Puppet Sex
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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This Hottie Named Charm Will Have You Hypnotized
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How Much Do You Think Burger King Paid To Settle The Lawsuit Over The Unwrapped Condom In This KidÃs Whopper?
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Jayme Langford & Valerie Rios – VIDEO
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The Bulldog ñ Sex Position Of The Week
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Brooklyn Decker is Looking Hot On Set
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Let’s Bask in the Amazingness of Keith Richards For a Minute
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Kayden Cross Knows Hot to Work It – VIDEO
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I’d Definitely Like a Night Out With Her
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Scarlett Johansson Throwback
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taylor Momsen is a Polite and a Role Model For All 16 Year Olds
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This video of Cat Deely SCREAMING at the So You Think You Can Dance Audience is Kinda Amazing
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Now This is What I Call Air Guitar – VIDEO
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A Great Collection of Babes
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Paris Hilton is a Charitable Slut
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Tight Body With Tan Lines
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So There’s Kanye West Dick Pics Floating Around…
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Selena Gomez is a Good Looking Piece of Jailbait
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Miley Cyrus In A Short Little Skirt
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Shaia LaBeouf Freakin’ Out on the Paparazzi like a Girl
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Jayde Nicole Lookin’ Hot in Lingerie – Unfortunately
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
18
Oct
I don’t know when these Elisabetta Canalis nipple slip pics are from…They look like they are from a TV show…but I can’t find the clip…I don’t think that really matters….I mean we’ve seen her thonged bikini bottom ass , and in her see through panty exposing dress, and her hard nipples on the beach and even in another nipple slip and a whole lot of Elisabetta Canalis ” target=”_blank”>other goodness…But we’ve never seen these…but then again before she was banging George Clooney, we never saw her cuz she hardly exsited…She owes him…..and I guess he owes her for keeping the fact that he’s a homosexual secret.
To See More Elisabetta Canalis and Her Nip Slip- Follow This Link
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Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis
2010
18
Oct
This is an old picture of Christina Hendricks from what I guess is the mid 90s when she was 18 or 19….back when this kind of Angelina Jolie lookin’ dressed in black with dyed black hair hardcore chick shit was considered the hottest thing at every grunge show…
I don’t see why you would care….considering she’s not showing off her tits…the only thing she is good for….but maybe you’re the kind of guy who likes to know where the tits you love so much came from…..the sensitive masturbator…and that’s why I’m posting this.
Posted in:Christina Hendricks
2010
18
Oct
Jenna Jameson was at the Jackass 3D premiere in tight clothes…for those of you who are interested in knowing what a woman who used to fuck countless men and take countless loads on her face in exchange for money some wouldn’t consider quite enough to make them do what she did on camera, despite the fact that if she didn’t do what she did, she probably would be working as a truckstop checkout girl or strungout on drugs as a whore no one wants to fuck cuz she’s too old and used up…
But that’s not way to talk about my TWITTER girlfriend….we all fuck…some of us even fuck a lot of people…some of us pay for it…some of us do it to advance our careers or living situations…some of us do it on camera…some of us do it as a career…and who really cares…cuz I’d still eat her out but then again we’re in internet love….and based on these pants at least she knows where she stands in life.
Posted in:Jenna Jameson
2010
18
Oct
I am going to say something…and you aren’t going to like it….and that something is that Brooklyn Decker is an overrated bikini model with no ass that is pretty uninteresting to look at cuz it has no soul and who is only liked because of marketing and her really awesome tits on a skinny frame….
She was only the SI covergirl cuz she is Mandy Moore’s sloppy seconds and her husband is a pro athlete with a lot of money and connections with Sports media….that’s pretty much all there is to her…a husband who wants to be dating a swimsuit model who has reached the top of the swimsuit model world….even it he had to buy it for her..
And now she’s got cocky and is trying to launch an acting career, cuz that’s what these models who have been working as models since they were 14, who has had nothing but positive re-inforcement all their lives and who have never been told they fucking suck, except maybe by me on TWITTER but she blocked me for that….
Here she is doin’ what she’s good at…getting work cuz she looks good in a bikini….unfortunately hiding the best of her….but still worth lookin’ at cuz I am married to a pig of a woman and this shit is my escape.
To See The Rest of the Pictures – Cuz The Paparazzi Won’t Let Me Post Them – Follow This Link
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Posted in:Brooklyn Decker
