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2010

18

Oct

Adam Sandler Does the Ashley Tisdale of the Day

Everytime I see a picture of Ashely Tisdale doing whatever it is that she does….This is what I see…

Now I don’t know if Adam Sandler is filming a Highschool Musical pardoy while wearing this girl costume, but he might as well be, cuz this Tisdale impression is spot on….

I figure he could take this to the gay clubs, but he probably won’t cuz he’s really fucking rich and doesn’t need to do stand-up performances anymore..but you can probably print these pictures up in large format and tape them to your wall in the event you used to watch Adam Sandler movies growing up and felt a real connection to his comedy, thinking “if only he was a girl” as you hugged your pillow to sleep every night reciting his jokes to yourself with an erection and I know there’s at least one of you out there….well now you can live out that weird fantasy….really weird fantasy…

Posted in:Adam Sandler

2010

18

Oct

Abi Titmuss in Some Staged Gym Pictures of the Day

The site is heavily UK today. I am not sure why. It’s just how things work out sometimes…and years ago when I was just starting the site…there was always a constant flow of UK slutty pussy because they have an actual scene for these trashy slutty media whores…

Here is 34 year old, nurse turned trash Abi Titmuss, one of the Veteran Glamour Models in the UK who was constanlty in the Paparazzi lens, tabloids for being a wild and busty “Glamour Model”, launched a sex tape and men’s magazine spreads….eventually trying an acting career, eventually disappearing….then making a comeback….then disappearing again….

I am posting these pics cuz they are so obviously staged, set up and designed to get in the tabloids and get her noticed in an attempt for a comeback tour….you know setting this up hoping they all write about her getting back in shape for her comeback but it’s so poorly executed that it reminds me of the beginning scene of a shitty softcore porn…which I guess it very well might be…

But she’s in tight clothes, showing off her body, and whether or not you know who she is, like her, or even like her body, or appreciate a bullshit publicity stunt, or an older lady holding onto the past with her big tits, bending over to pretend to pick up a bag, while fake sweating, it really doesn’t matter what the reason for the pics are, what matters is that they are still worth looking at…and I guess her team already knew that….

Posted in:Abi Titmuss

2010

18

Oct

Snooki’s Fat Troll Tits of the Day

I was forced to watch Jersey Shore for the first time with a group of people who love Jersey Shore…and it was as bad as I expected. I couldn’t believe why or how anyone watches this low quality staged bullshit…even the pussy they cast is disgusting and not worth lookin’ at…but for some reason I call marketing…this show is a hit in mainstream America, they are eating it up and that scares me….

So I don’t understand the appeal of the show. I don’t know how anyone could relate or not get annoyed watching it after a few minutes, but maybe I just don’t get the human experience as much as I should…maybe people just like garbage and that would explain why I feel so alone in hating on everything, especially when it is popular…

More importantly,there is no way anyone looks at Snooki and sees anything appealing…this is the kidn of girl you don’t even notice on the street unless she’s fingering herself while puking….and I can only assume they like cuz they are bored, she is a train wreck, but I still hate that she thinks she’s hot…

That said, my facebook went nuts last night with people watching a Snooki Spoof on Southpark….I had no idea South Park was still on the air….but it is pretty accurate and relevant depiction of this shit…

And here are Snooki’s tits to celebrate…remember, only you can stop watching the show, making them cancel it and sending her back to Walmart where she looks like she should work….

Posted in:Snooki

2010

18

Oct

Louise Redknapp in Lingerie of the Day

Her name is Louise Redknapp. She was a British popstar and now she is 35, married to some pro soccer player and has a career in media doing all kinds of shit from being the face of various companies, to being the host of various shitty TV shows, to starting up her own magazine, to getting down to her underwear and showing off her big fake lookin’ tits that got her where she is today…and I appreciate the fact that she hasn’t let her success thanks to strategic marriage or her husband’s money snuff out the inner whore in her….

Posted in:Louise Redknapp

2010

18

Oct

Lindsay Strutt See Through Underwear for some 2011 Calendar of the Day

I don’t know who any of these fucking UK whores who get famous for being what I would expect to find in a stripclub, leading me to believe that people int he UK are a little behind on the trend of technology and still too busy spending their days sweeping chimneys to afford to pay for their rotten tooth fat chain smoking wife who works at the post office and their flat that has no hot water cuz it hasn’t been updated since it was built in the 1600s instead of using computers and other complicated shit because that’d be the only reason they’d have for a fuckin’ calendar of trashy looking whores who get way too much recognition in the UK since the 90s and that I am only posting becuase you can kinda see her stripping lookin’ twat, cuz that’s all these “Galmour Models” are…a subculture of white trash…for a culture of chimeny sweepers and factory workers….Enjoy…

Posted in:Lindsay Strutt

2010

18

Oct

Ruta Gedamintas and India Wadsworth Lesbian Tit on TV of the Day

So BBC is taking the same approach as HBO and throwing some titty into the mix of their new trendy show about lesbians called Lip Service which is a pretty funny name, one of those subtle double entendres or whatever the fuck they are called, cuz pussy is made up of lip and lesbians are all about servicing that lip….

This is the softcore lesbian sex scene that neglected to show lip, something I am sure everyone wanted to see, but they did show some titty and sometimes that’s good enough….especially after sitting through a lesbian drama, something I’d hate to do to myself because lesbians in everyday life piss me off…the hot ones are cockteases and liars who just won’t fuck me or who are going through a phase and the other ones are just bull dyke monsters who want to rip my dick off….

So I’m glad someone else went to the trouble of pulling out the good parts…even if they aren’t that good and that I’ve never heard of either of these ethnic sounding pussies….

Posted in:India Wadsworth|Ruta Gedamintas

2010

18

Oct

Ieva Laguna’s Fake Tits in an Amazing Vogue Germany Shoot of the Day

These pictures of some model named Ieva Laguna are from a recent Vogue Germany shoot where she put on a fake novelty bra and fake novelty titties to make her look like some busty cartoon character you’ve probably jerked off to….

I think the whole thing is aweseome, partially because I like flat chested model looking girls like pretending in a funny way to have tits, but also like flat chested girls who wear push up bras to trick the world in some false marketing shit that leads to unhappy one night stands…..but I also love the prosthetic tit they are using because of the big built in hard nipple.

These are far more advanced than the blow up tits this dude in highschool bought at gag shop that had nipples and strapped on like a bikini top that became a weird obsession….he’d constantly show them off to everyone, and one day he got caught wearing it in the lockerroom while jock friends practiced titty fucking on him, in some kind of highly homosexual mastermind plan to get to see all his friends’ cocks without them realizing shit was homosexual masterminded….only these pictures are way less traumatic or twisted and a lot more fun and erotic than the ones I can’t get erased from my head of those dudes when I accidentally walked in on them…..

Either way, miserable story or not, this shoot is pretty awesome….and here are the pics…

Posted in:Ieva Laguna

2010

18

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

What better way than to start the day with idiots who managed to get themselves on TV by just being themselves. No glitz or glam of Hollywood, no casting couch blowjobs, no marketing team or PR people to create some marketable lie about them, just real deal idiots involved in some authentic shit that wasn’t corporate strategy to get them noticed….

Brett Favre’s Crotch Nailed by Football

Brett Favre was nailed in the family jewels on the practice squad. ouch.

Offspring of Kenyan Paligamist Using Facebook to Unite Cuz Facebook Connects People….

Apple Patents Anti-Sexting App

Lakers Girl Smashed in Kings / Lakers Game

Woman Arrested for Threatening to Blow Up a Wal-Mart Over Prescription

A Connecticut woman desperate for amphetamines was taken down at a Wal-Mart after threatening to blow the store up.

Michigan Man’s Dog Comes Back to Life

A man was forced to put his dog down, but after the vet administered shots, the dog came back to life

NC Grocery Clerk Grabs Gun from Robber

TX Mom Murders Daughter’s Boyfriend with Bleach and Hammer

Year-Long Boy on Boy Rape Ring Busted in Michigan Trailer Park

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

When shopping with a girl you want to bang, or at least see naked putting on a vagina puppet show, for a gift for her friend who just gave birth to her first kid in a kid’s store, do not ask the clerk where the lingerie section is, and when you get the reaction you expected to get, end it there, don’t go into a rant about how kids these days are starting their fuck younger and younger and how you wouldn’t be surprised if pre-school was actually where the salad tossing parties Oprah had a show on have gone leading to pediatric gynochologists giving papsmears before kids know how to handwrite papsmear….

It will result in you having to walk back to your fat, disguting, disabled wife, where you spend your nights counting the seconds between her breaths…and smelling the crusted on feces on her skin cuz she can’t wipe…cuz that’s the life you made for yourself and really the life you fucking deserve…that’s why you fucking drink….

Today’s just been a shit show, where I can’t remember things I want to say, and say things I don’t want to say….and that’s why I am asking you to guide me through life and send me inspiring words of wisdom/tit pics on FACEBOOK …..

Now click on my stepLINKS…

Lohan Tried ans Failed to Go AWOL From Rehab
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Ashley Simpson’s Hair is Back to Blonde and She’s Looking Bangable, Now If Only She Could Get Rid of That Baby On Her Hip
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How Far Can She Stretch Her Asshole? – VIDEO
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Don’t Be Scared To Be Fucking Cool
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Uk Model Victoria Hervey Panty Upskirt
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Because I Know You Can’t Get Laid in Real Life
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Karen Owen and the Top Sports Sex Scandal Whistleblowers of All Time
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Karissa Shannon Showing Off Some Ripe Melons
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Keira Knightley is Looking Hot Lately
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Katrina Bowden is Looking Sexy in Leather Short Shorts
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The Hottest Girls From Philly
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Vanessa Hudgens Is As Hot As Ever
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In Case You Missed It – Phoebe Price Shows Her Snatch At The Pumpkin Patch
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Top 10 Cradle Robbers
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A Sweet Collection of Cleavage
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Female Athletes Bare All And Look good Doing It
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Mmmmmmm Sunny Lane is Tasty
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Jennifer Sky is Looking Good in Pink
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What’s Wrong With This Video – VIDEO
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Lesbians ride a Double Ended Dildo – VIDEO
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Workplace Dick Ring Toss Leads to Lawsuit. Yes, You Read That Right
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THEY ARE MAKING A NAPOLOEN DYNAMITE CARTOON FOR FOX!!!
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Sandra Knows How to Please Herself
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Kate Lawler in Lingerie
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Claudia Schiffer is As Hot as Ever
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Mike Rowe Did Waxing on Dirty Jobs and It’s Hilarious
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Some Vintage Rihanna Hotness
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Busty Webcame Slut With Natural Tits – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fat Tub of Crap Uses the Wii Fit
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Some Taylor Swift Jailbait
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Dee is Pure Hotness
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No One Gives a Shit About the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape
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Katy Perry Drops Some Cleavage
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Striptease of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

Oct

Taylor Momsen Does a Magazine in her Panties of the Day

Taylor Momsen is posing in her panties, thigh highs, stripper shoes and guns on the cover of some magazine at the tender age of 17….She’s a real inspiration to us all or at least I hope this is because Halloween is around the corner and this should be the costume of the year for all the hot young girls out there…..Sure girls historically dress like fucking whores on Halloween, but they need to officially jump the gun and throw out the novelty costumes they buy at the mall to look like a cookie cutter naughty sailer, or naughty nurse, naughty cowgirl, naughty playboy bunny and instead really get creative and embrace actually whore apparel…

I’m talking sheer panties and bullshit that Taylor Momsen squeezes into daily to help promote her bullshit that along with talking about Vibrators being better than dudes in interviews is a winning formula to get attention while underage…now if only I could get past the fact that she looks exactly like ugly monsterous Lady Gaga….

At least I know only good will come from this….

Posted in:Taylor Momsen