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2010

22

Sep

Kelly Ripa Does Some High Heel Charity Run of the Day

When I read that Kelly Rippa was in some Charity run where she wears her heels, I thought shit would be more pornographic. I guess I just assumed she’d be doing it in a short skirt with her little titties bouncing out of her shirt, because when I think of heels, I think of lowcut shirts and tight skirts, but instead it was just some kind of bullshit publicity stunt that didn’t get me off, but her cheesy whore tattoo does…cuz cheap backyard flea market tattoos scream the perfect level of trash I need in my women…

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2010

22

Sep

Annalynne McCord is Not Hot of the Day

I hate this bitch. I don’t even know what she does, I just see her around at events but not actually at the events because I am too irrelevant to get invited to these bullshit events…meaning that not matter how much I hate this bitch, she’s more relevant than me and I guess that’s just somethign I gotta deal with while visualizing hate fucking her and cumming all over her her bare back in this dress….

I did meet her friend from her show a couple of weeks ago. I should have asked for her number, that way I could have at least had phone sex…

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2010

22

Sep

Erin Heatherton for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I guess this is one of the latest girls who sold her soul to Victoria’s Secret, but I could be wrong, maybe the soul selling only happens when you are an immigrant looking for the American Dream, or a means to put food on your family’s table, while the American “Angels” are just hot pussy with a variety of options who just choose Victoria’s Secret cuz it’s like the Holy Grail of being considered hot pussy. Who knows and really who cares…cuz here she is at the store looking hotter than most of the immigrant girls when they do in stores, cuz this bitch is actually showing tit…making her my new favorite…..

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2010

22

Sep

Rosario Dawson Body in Some Dress of the Day

Rosario Dawson is some gutter hispanic chick who was born to teenage parents, lived as a squatter, was found by Larry Clark and Harmony Korine at 15 where they figured they’d hire her to get into her bra and panties for their movie and no one would care if she got half naked at 15, because her parents couldn’t really sue them cuz they were broke ass, and why would they, 15 was the age they were making babies, and maybe this will open doors, which I guess it did….cuz now she is a big star, with big tits and a big head kinda like a hispanic horse coming to get her whore, coked up ass ridden into the sunset on…and I only call her a coked up whore because that’s what this hispanic girl who grew up in her hood told me…

Here are her legs, ignore her big feet and head.

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2010

22

Sep

Heidi Montag Flashes her Bikini Covered Twat of the Day

Heidi Montag has clearly worked out a deal with this paparazzi company to release staged pictures of her, so that everyone makes money off bullshit….

The paparazzi agency is called “Pacific Coast News”. They used to give me images for free, cuz they were nice and understood I was broke, but eventually turned into typical paparazzi scum and tried to exploit me for stupid money I don’t have to post their staged bullshit pictures of idiots….

For some reason, people give a fuck about these cunts…so here are Heidi and Spencer milking their low level of fame, flashing a little bikini bottom covered cunt, in this staged set of pictures….

The world has evolved from getting excited about seeing a bitch in a bikini and having that being enough to really secure their place in the industry….and for that reason I think these assholes should step it up by releasing their murder suicide videos, or at least some sex tapes, cuz plastic pussy or not, I’d still like to see her get fucked…but the again, I am down to watch anyone fuck.


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2010

22

Sep

Emma Stone Does InStyle of the Day

Emma Stone is one of these new Actresses who are getting a lot of buzz and by buzz I mean perverted dudes jerking off to her. She’s like that Amanda Seyfried twat, pretty much on the fence to be the the next big thing…to get fucking huge and take the fuck over, but not quite there. I’ve been getting a lot of emails by my standards (1 email) about how I need to feature her and her red haired pussy more often so here she is in InStyle.

Shit is boring but I’m anticipating a quick rise to the top, a quick fall when she is replaced by the 1000s of girls who are hotter an more talented than her, then lots of nudity….at least that’s what I’m hoping for…cuz I like nudity, better than this garbage…

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2010

22

Sep

Doutzen Kroes’ Topless and Thonged in Elle France of the Day

I assume some of you like jerking off to faces. You get to visualize cumming all over them. So this should be a nice change of pace from the regular porn pussy you get off to. You know the haggard, hard faces that look like they are peeling off. The acne scars and meth scabs they try to cover up with cheap make-up.

So what better way to tap into that fetish than to use these close-ups of Victoria’s Secret Doutzen Kroes looking pretty fucking nice to look at…

Not to mention you can see her topless ass in a g-string, which is more my thing, since when I look at bitches, I never even notice their faces..

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2010

22

Sep

Holly Madison Topless for Some UFC Bullshit of the Day

Holly Madison is so classy in her pantyhose and Chanel suspenders for some classy Jersey Shore read UFC magazine, because you know that no useless stripping whores at the local strip club rock Chanel like they were Jackie O, or whoever the fuck made Chanel some classy shit before fake titted blonde chicks dragged it through the fucking gutter of the the trailer park, making shit the most expensive designer stripper gear you get at the flea market sex shop, worn by trash who could sell their bodies, drugs, or fuck rich dudes…and I blame Hip Hop….

Not to mention she’s covering her fucking nipples, which is really the deciding factor in whether topless pics are topless pics and the whole thing irritates me because she made a career out of getting naked, so this half ass shit is like a big fuck you to all of us, not that she doesn’t need to get naked anymore…but the phoenix will rise from the ashes, and nothing is forever, cuz soon enough this Playboy garbage is gonna be in a Sex Tape too….I am sure of it…

Here she is in a UFC magazine, cuz UFC magazines are teh natural fit for an unnatural breast who is living in Vegas like a white trash slut chasing the dream..

Useless.

Posted in:Holly Madison

2010

21

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Life is less annoying when you don’t have friends. Sure, you get bored, but you can always entertain yourself masturbating, and you don’t have to bother dealing with idiots wasting your time, asking for favors, or whatever it is friends do….

My only friend is my wife and she’s not even my friend, I just let her talk to me and pretend she is cuz she pays my way.

I got crackheads in the park to talk to, but that’s just for entertainment, I wouldn’t really want them at my wedding, funeral, Bar mitzvah, thanksgiving dinner partially because they all smell like piss, but also because they are emotionally unstable…

A hot 20 year old girl I talk to on Facebook and Twitter is moving to Montreal to be closer to me…she asked if we could be friends and if we could hang out…I said no…not because I am married…but because it never ends at cumming on her tits…she’ll start bugging me to hang out, she’ll try to eat my food, it’ll be a whole process.

I prefer to focusing on what’s important, and that’s getting your Shirts to Read This Site In , or at least to have cam sex with chicks in, cuz they’ll think shit is so hype they’ll try to fist themselves for you….so hype they’ll move to your city and ask to hang out…

I don’t now why I just wrote so much, I blame the cocaine. It makes me chatty.

Here are my stepLINKS….

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Bristol Palin Advocates Teen Abstinence By Looking Like a Whore on Dancing With the Stars – With VIDEO
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Everyman Guy Needs an Easy Slut and I Got One Right Here For You
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Three Sluts Get Freaky – VIDEO
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Meet the The Davalos Twins
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31 Pictures of Salma Hayek’s Busty Tits
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It’d Funny Because She’s Fat
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Ciara’s Crotch In Your Face
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Some Cheesy Haggard Pig Pussy With Fake Tits and Blone Hair Who You Will Find Hot
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Miley Cyrus And Her Trashy Underboob Tattoo
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Nicole Richie Uses Her Arms in a Bra While Rocking Bikini Bottoms
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Blake Lively is Slutty on Set
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Ciara’s Crotch is in Your Face. Literally – Photos AND Video
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Get a Load of Hugh Hefner’s Newest Blonde Whore, and Her Tits
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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They Call This Tequila Suicide – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Don’t Pole Dance on Granny’s Bed – VIDEO
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Yvette Martinez Has the Right Kinda of Curves…Wow
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Am I the Only One That Laughs When I Think Of Justin Bieber’s Baby Dick Getting Hard While He Touches This Sluts Tits?
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Kim Kardashian’s Dating Chris Brown and May Get Her Big Tits Fucked Up – EXCITING
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Angela Simmons Looks Amazing in a Bikini
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Natalia is What Dreams Are Made Of
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Oh Look, Lesbian’s In the Military! – VIDEO (Scroll Down)
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Halle Berry Looks As Tasty As Ever
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Natisha Plays With a Big Red Toy
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Christina Milian Hotness
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Carrie Mulligan is Looking Hot at the Wall Street Premiere
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Nicole Scherzinger is As Sexy As Ever
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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You Don’t Have to Die a Useless Virgin, But Whatever, It’s Your Life
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Eva Longwhoria Looks Good in a Short Dress
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Bikini Slut Falls Off Slide
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Striptease of the Day
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Daria and Jackie, Oh My
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Malloy and Jayme Get It On
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7 Things You Never Wanna Hear From the Doctor
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Tammy Torres is Way too Much to Handle
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2010

21

Sep

Karissa Shannon’s Sex Tape Preview Pics of the Day

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Here are some pictures released from the Karissa Shannon Superstar Sex Tape.

I have a friend who works at Vivid and he has seen the Karissa Shannon sex tape. It is supposed to be very fucking kinky. He wouldn’t go into too many details, but figure that the bitch was already getting naked to get ahead, and fucking her boyfriend on camera is just one step away from that, so I can only assume it’s worth watching….

I am glad that she realized her self-wroth and took the next logical step for her. She’s one of those easy to convince pussies, who are good to get working for you, especially when you’re her manager and make 20 percent of her money, all because you pretend she’s your girlfriend…

That’s not to say her blackboyfriend came up with this, but I’m thinking he did, cuz I’ve heard this bitch talk and she’s about as smart as a you’d expect….

But who really cares about her intelligence, she’s a young, damaged pussy with baggaged and a set of natural tits getting fucked like a pornstar, pretending she’s not one, cuz whoring is her meal ticket…and there’s something very beautiful about that….

Here are some preview pics I pulled off the site. Her ass looks pretty fucking hot…I guess she is Playboy trash afterall, I’m ready to see her fucked…no matter how staged, strategic, cheesy or interracial it is…September 28th is only a week away…

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