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2010

23

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been watching the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape teaser the last few hours on repeat. The general feedback I’ve got so far is that people think she’s already a pornstar cuz she let Hef slam her up the ass, or that blacks fucking whites is disgusting, especially when they are weasel actors from Smallville, but I guess I’m not as racist, cuz seeing bitch get her hair pulled makes me laugh everytime…It’s safe to say this is a publicity stunt, but I hope it makes her the next Angelina Jolie or Kim Kardashian because it will mean more up and comers will take this route until fucking on camera is mandetory for success, something I co-sign cuz my life is boring and this gives me something to do with myself…

Here’s something for you to do with yourself, my loved stepLINKS….

Lindsay Lohan Tweeted Her Drug Test Confession From The Bar. Yes, You Read That Right
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When Models Go Down – VIDEO
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Awesome Fucking Shit Girls Fucking Dig
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Rosa Acosta’s Best Ass Shots
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Iryna Storozhuk A Smoking Hot Russian Babe
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The Hottes Dance Team Videos In Sports – VIDEO (DUH)
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Because If You’re Anything Like Me, You Have a Brutal Hangover and the Only Cure For That is
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Adriana Lima’s Short Shorts Are Making Her Ass Look Pretty Sweet
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Amateur Pounds Her Own Pussy – VIDEO
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Nicole Scherzinger Panty Peek
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Julia Restoin Roitfeld Isn’t Wearing A Bra
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Ahhhhh And Here’s More Sara Carbonero
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Sofia Vergara More Big Boob Bikini Pics
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Julia Restoin Roitfeld’s Nipples Are See Through and On Display
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Joey Tribiani Will Knock You the Fuck Out
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Pan rodriguez Fills Out Lingerie Proper
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Jessica Jane Clement is Show Her Tits in Loaded and I Like It
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Carli and Zoe Know How to Do Dirty Things Guys Like
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Coco’s Tits and Ass Never Take a Break Ever
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The Hollywood Fuck Up Hall of Fame
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Bella and Melanie Make a Gallery Worth Looking At
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Maggie Grace Makes Upskirts Look Classy
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Madonna is a Fucking Try Hard Geriatric
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Sofia Vergera Sure Is Easy to Look At – VIDEO
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Eve Angel Knows How to Get Herself Off – VIDEO
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Gemma Atkinson Really Knows How to Work Lingeries
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Celeb Slut Collection at the Burberry Show in London
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some Miley Cyrus Jailbail Action
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Kate is Cooking Naked – VIDO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ashton Kutcher is Totally Guilty
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I Would So Bang Kylie Minogue
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Striptease of the Day
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Lidiya Loves Skinny Dipping
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The 8 Most Imfamous Rock Star Deaths
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The 10 Sexiest Latina Women! ¡Ay, caramba!
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2010

23

Sep

Lara Stone Grabs Her Tits in Vogue Paris of the Day

Here is gapped tooth model Lara Stone grabbing her naked tits on the cover of Vogue Paris and I am posting it because any magazine where a girl grabs her naked tits on the cover, especially when she has awesome naked tits, is a magazine for me, even if that magazine disguises itself as a Fashion magazine to get huge advertisers…I know the truth….they aren’t nothing but Smut peddlers….

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2010

23

Sep

Karissa Shannon Superstar Sex Tape Exclusive of the Day

Karissa Shannon Superstar is right….This clip is fucking amazing….and I can’t wait to see the whole video…which is out next week….LEGENDARY….loving seeing her get her whore hair pulled…genius….

I managed to convince my friend at Vivid to send me a clip from the Karissa Shannon Superstar sex tape….We’ve already seen some of the black on blonde, light bondage, natural lookin’ Playboy body unphotoshopped in these ScreenShots….but I always prefer seeing the real video…

Celebrity Sex Tapes is really what I live for. It is a big reason I have this site. I remember seeing the Pam and Tommy video many years ago and thinking that seeing a bitch from TV fucking is just a genius concept, even if she is just a slut, because now everyone knows she’s one….

It is one of those she has money, she has fame, she doesn’t need to waste her time letting the world see her fuck, but I’m fucking glad she did…and I am sure the inspiration behind this tape, Kim Kardashian feels the same fucking way, there is no way she can say she didn’t want to fuck on camera or have the world see a dick inside her, and there’s no way she’s regretting that shit cuz now she’s the biggest fucking ass, tits and thing in Hollywood….a real fucking money maker…when she’s nothing but a pornstar with strategy and a good PR team….

I don’t know much about this Karissa Shannon bitch, I just know that she’s obviously the uglier of the twins, because the ugly twin is always the insecure twin who does bad things to stand out from the other twin they secretly hate.

I don’t know how they ended up in Playboy, but some sources tell me because they let Hef fuck them up the ass, becasue they were just trashy enough, with fake blonde hair and a novelty that they were twins, young and willing to get through the process…..and who really cares, Playboy fucking sucks, it is dying along with Hef, it is boring and it takes these porn looking chicks and gives them the taste of getting naked, when really they shoulda just started out in porn…

But I guess if they started out in porn, I would have nothing to get excited about, because this sex tape wouldn’t mean shit and it is really all I have going on right now…

It may be desperate, it may be bottom feeding, but it is young pussy getting railed by black cock, and in this Hip Hop era, I see nothing wrong with any of this…even if this Sam Jones III actor turned drug dealer turned attempted rapper and record exec is exploiting this bitch to get himself ahead…shit’s still worth watching…cuz dumb whores even when being used is just as hot as them using themselves to get ahead…

Just remember that after all this hype about her the last month, she still only has 17,000 twitter followers, her’s got 5,800 meaning this Sex Tape may be their only hope…but the good news is that it is still a sex tape, and that’s good enough for me…

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2010

23

Sep

You Again Premiere I wasn’t Invited To of the Day

There’s some movie called You Again that I’ve never heard of coming out and this is the nonsense that went down at the premiere…

Jamie Lee Curtis and Sigourney Weaver showed up in the same dress, because I guess they thought it would be a funny publicity stunt, but I think it was more of a spot the bitch on hormone therapy who got her dick amputated cuz she was a born a hermaphrodite game….

There was some bitch named Sandra Taylor there in a pretty short fucking skirt….that I liked

Kristen Bell was also there….I find her boring, overrated and annoying…but I know all you idiots are into this shit…

That scary as fuck birth defect giraffe monster was thre too! Here name is Alexandra Ella and She’s fucking everywhere

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2010

23

Sep

Taylor Momsen’s Legs with Madonna of the Day

I find it funny that people want to fuck Taylor Momsen even though she looks like Lady Gaga. I find it funny that people are buying into her underage bad girl campaign that has been getting her noticed. I don’t buy her bullshit for a fucking second…and I will find it funny when she turns 18 and all the deprived Americans who can’t fuck young pussy but want to are forced to move onto the next one. It always happens and it always ends amazingly with drug addiction, prison sentences, sex tapes and suicide. Real eager for the 18th birthday on this twat.

Here she is promoting some bullshit for Madonna and her hairy troll daughter…

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2010

23

Sep

J.Lo’s Ass in a Onsie as the New American Idol Judge of the Day

I know, I thought American Idol was over too, but apparently they pumped new life into it by bring every Latinos favorite popstar to the frontlines as a judge, since everything she touches turns to gold, for some unexplained reason.

She was wearing a onsie, a piece of clothing that normally gets me excited because it touches anus, vagina and nipples at the same time, that just irritates me when it’s on this 40 year old has been who never shoulda been con artist who is too rich for her own good and who really should just disappear…but instead is gonna be on TV twice a week…until American Idol finally dies the horrible death it deserves…

Posted in:J.Lo

2010

23

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is my favorite feature of the day that everyone who comes to the site hates – since it’s hard to jerk off to the news – unless your only TV channel is the news and you’ve got a boner, no internet or magazines and the neighbor’s daughter isn’t sun tanning in the backyard….if you know what I mean….or you are weird….which you probably are, since you are visiting this site to jerk off and there’s nothing normal about that…and there is nothing normal about these weirdos in the news…

Mullet Man Stops Intruder in CT

A man with a gigantic mullet came face to face with an intruder that he was able to scare off – I am ready for the remix of this…

PA School Bus Driver in Court for Tickling Students

OH School Janitor Sentenced for Sex with teen

FL Cop Fired Over Fake Call to Get Girlfriend back

A Florida police officer, desperate to talk to his ex-girlfriend, conspired to get her to respond to a fake crime alert at a mall.

Oklahoma Kidnapper Falls Off Bridge in Standoff

A kidnapping suspect fell off a bridge after a standoff with local police

Metal Stands Collapse at Car Race in Brazil

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2010

23

Sep

Guinevere van Seenus Naked in 10 Magazine of the Day


I don’t know who Guinevere van Seenus is, but she’s got a pretty stupid sounding name, and she’s naked in 10 Magazine…

I don’t know what 10 Magazine is, but I do know what Perfect 10 magazine is, partially because I used to hang out with this drunken redneck who worked at a sketchy magazine shop I’d waste hours of my day at….making extra money buying porn for minors…the smartest of the teens who wanted porn was this kid who made his porn money telling old ladies he needed a quarter to call his mom because his little brother was sick….only to convince me he needed his porn to teach his brother about women…that kid is probably running shit wherever he is now….not that it matters…..what matters is that this is a fashion shoot for a fashion magazine using “Artistic” nudity but shit’s pretty porno to me….

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2010

23

Sep

Jessica Alba Machete Scene of the Day

Here is the Alba scene from Machete. I don’t kno if this is her or a body double and I really don’t care, because Alba died to me a few years ago when she decided to have a kid, and no matter how well she bounces back from that shit, a living creature has managed to squeeze through her weird vindictive cunt that she used to trap her boyfriend who tried to leave her, but more importantly, she didn’t abort it because she felt like her career was in a safe place that wouldn’t be affected by a pregnancy, when really she only had a career cuz she didn’t have a kid..

Either way, here’s the clip.

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2010

22

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t fucked a girl from the internet since I used to write offensive shit on local forums in the late 90s. I always hated the awkwardness of meeting these socially awkward pigs, but I do know that since then, hot pussy has hit the internet, but I’ve been married and I don’t like paper trails when I get drunk and stupid, so if you’re interested send in your request for a visit….even though I know if your sending shit into me, you’re probably the socially awkward pigs I once regretted banging, and still regret marrying….

Here are my stepLINKS

Ashton Kutcher Totally Banged This Whore and Now Another Hollywood MArriage is About To Fall Apart of the Day
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Danielle staub Isn’t Good at Anything That Doesn’t Involve Taking Off Her Clothes But She Sures Likes to Try
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Get Yourself Laid in Style
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Janice Dickenson Flashing Her Nasty Crotch
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A Closer View of Janice Dickinson Showing Off Her Panties Cause She’s an Old Whore
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This Way You Don’t Have to Worry About Herpes and If You Already Have Herpes, You Don’t Have to Worry About spreading It
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Sofia Vergera is Made From the Finest Columbian Product
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Now THAT’S a Freaky Lesbian Sex Scene
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The NFL Makes SO Much More Sense When There Are Playboy Playmates Involved
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Nicole Richie Looks Gross on Vacation But Here She’s Is Anyways Because I’d Take What I Can Get If I Were You
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Annalynne McCord is a Slutty Kiss Ass and Here Are the Pics to Prove It
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Lily Aldridge and Adriana Lima Wear Short Shorts
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Lohan is Braless, What More Can I Say
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Random Pics of the Day – GALLERY
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Miley Leggy In Shorts
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Emma Knows How to Rock a Thong Proper
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And That’s Why You Don’t Watch Porn and Jerk Off in ther Library – VIDEO
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Aslyn Rae and Capri Anderson Know How to Fuck All Right – VIDEO
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Cosmo Goes Bondage and Its Hot and I Like It
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what The Hell Kind of Demon is Posessing Paz de la Huerta
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Lohan Doesn’t Look Like Death for Once
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Sophie Reade Brings the Girls Out In Nuts
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Spencer Pratt Loses His Mind on Video – VIDEO
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Parkour FAIL Compilation – VIDEO
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Getting Liad Doesn’t Have to Involve Court Cases
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Short Skirt Upskirts – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan Short Shorts
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Young Sluts Get Their Lez On – VIDEO
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Michelle Hunziker is an Oktoberfest Slut
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And MORE Adriana Lima
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Entertainment Tonight Made a List of The Best Celebrity Asses
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Striptease of the Day
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