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2010

27

Sep

Mariah Carey Falls on Stage of the Day

Based on her thickness, she should be happy the stage didn’t fall from her weight, but instead she just had a sloppy medicated tumble, with titty everywhere, and handlers there to pick her up and annother one to fix her shoes as she sings and the whole thing was lovely but would have been better if there was a little more vagina, a little less of a team of experts to guide her through the incident, and maybe ever a little kick her while she’s down dick in her mouth, cuz you know the best time to cock slap a bitch is when she’s struggling to get up cuz of her stupid high heels she wears to lean up…

Either way, good times.

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2010

27

Sep

Chloe Mafia X-Factor Whore of the Day


Here is some trashy publicity stunt scandal for X-Factor….which I assume is som UK show, at least based on this trashy fucking bronzered out pig of a girl who they are saying was a drunken whore….but who I just think saw one too many episodes of Jersey Shore and figured she could lay the groundwork for a UK version called “Bad Tooth Shore”….

Here’s the bullshit story./.

Chloe Mafia – who is accused of being a prostitute – get axed off the show after she arrived late for boot camp practice allegedly smelling strongly of alcohol. The 19-year-old dancer, from Wakefield, West Yorks., is said to have then given a shambolic performance of Beyonce Knowles’ hit Wishing

HEre are her personal pics that I am posting cuz I love this kind of tacky club whores….because they look like clowns…and fuck on camera….enjoy

Posted in:Chloe Mafia

2010

27

Sep

Bobby Brown’s Gutter Wife in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I recognize Bobby Brown’s wife….I’m pretty sure I fucked her toothless mouth in a back alley a few years ago for a couple bucks and a some rock I found on the ground that I told her was crack….

Seriously…There is no way that this gutter looking bitch didn’t used to be gutter. You know the kind of hooker who lives in a one bedroom, shit soiled apartment with other gutter hookers smokin’ cock for crack rock….but I guess it’s nice to see her hard face livin’ the good life with a celebrity husband she apparently “manages”…and by nice, I mean disgusting…..as some people are meant to be clothed…For the record, I am one of those people…so I can spot a fellow “meant to be clothed” person…

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2010

27

Sep

Raquel Zimmerman Naked for Purple Magazine of the Day

No, I didn’t kill myself like so many people ask me to do on a daily basis and I didn’t die like you would think I would based on my size and health level…

I just woke up. I was up all night watching webcam girls and drinking cheap wine. I assume I didn’t miss anything and that anything didn’t miss me….since my site isn’t one of those sites you go to everyday like it matters…it’s more of an accidental thing….

Here are some pictures of model Raquel ZImmerman totally and fully naked for Purple magazine, cuz fashion is pornographic when done right…and I support that and apparently so do all the major corporations, cuz for some reason they get behind this kind of nudity, but the second I post it hear it becomes smut. I guess I’m the guy who makes wholesome girls trashy whores….

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2010

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m just smalltime blogger who doesn’t make money off the site trying to get ahead. So I reached out to FunnyOrDie.com’s marketing director named Patrick the other day, hoping he’d give me some traffic, or some money, since I have linked his stupid, unfunny videos for pretty much always….

After my bitch, this is what he wrote to me:

Not the right fit for us but thanks. You can buy ads on the site but we don’t do trades. I will stop sending you content.

So I wrote:

Yes,

I am emotionally torn by this.

Not cool man. I’m just a blogger looking for friends and then you turn on me. I thought we had something simply based on the fact I was promoting your content on my site….But I guess you were just using me….Typical of corporate /mainstream sites…..

I am not all that surprised by your actions….it’s just the way the internet has become over the last 2-3 years when the mainstream media moved in….

Thanks for stopping your promotions. WIll Farrell is an idiot.

And he wrote:

Seriously dude!?! Are you really sending me an email saying I ‘hurt you’…

So I wrote:

I wrote a poem inspired by you…and your evil, mean mean mean MEAN ways….

HEre is is, it is a work in progress.

The Funny or Die Guy Made me Cry but I won’t like that make me die on the inside….

The End – RSVP

He Didn’t Answer, So I wrote:

I made my site a top 300,000 website in the fucking world…and I did it without my daddy’s money or an expensive degree, or some Hollywood trash who isn’t funny but who got paid a lot cuz people were brainwashed into thinking he was.

I don’t need FunnyorDie. I was giving you an opportunity to be part of the fucking future man…but you’re scared…too scared to take a chance…it may be weak…but I know you got bills to pay and a stereotypical dream to play out…

Top 300,000 sites in the whole fucking world….you remember my name…DrunkenStepfather.com….You heard?

He Didn’t Answer, So I wrote:

you know I’m a top 300,000 site and you know you can’t dis me cuz you know that’s huge…

that’s what I thought…I knew that’d shut your face up…..

I wrote a new line to the poem about you….

Patrick tried to make me sick with the cancer that is his life…
His boring job working for people much richer than him
and a fat slob bitch with a hairy pussy for a wife….
Funny? You’re not funny, you’re just dead, you don’t need to die….

Please…RSVP

He Didn’t Answer, So I wrote:

is it passed your bedtime – are you tired from all the important shit you do – like watching youtube videos and figuring out how you can rip them off starring a celebrity??

you are about as original as this used condom I save cuz I liked the hooker I fucked when wearing it….

You fucking hack….

He still hasn’t answered me, because he is an asshole…I fucking hate assholes….Because let’s face it, my grandmother is funnier than funny or die and those mainstream, corporate Will Farrell conceived bullshits, and she’s been dead 40 years. Fucking losers are about as authentic as my fake Luis Vuitton cologne made of homeless man piss. They just have solid marketing, solid co-signs, they make money and get traffic from idiots who are told they are funny, but doesn’t mean they aren’t fucking low level bullshit….it’s all smoke and mirrors…

The internet is not as fun a place as it used to be….and here are my stepLINKS…to make it one step closer to better….

Update Your Wardrobe
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Karissa Shannon Works Bondage Proper
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Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Because We All Need a slut of Our Very Own
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Cow on a Cow
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10 NFL Cheerleader Pictures from Week 2
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Ridiculous Hip Hop Ass
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Stephen Colbert Turn Capitol Hill Into Comedy Central
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Nina Moric Looks Like A Nice Piece Of Trash
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Elisabetta Canalis Knows How to Rock a Bikini Proper
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College Girl Stretches Wide Open
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Martina Colombari, Miss Italy 1991, Topless
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Karissa Shannon is Faking Pregnancies….Keeping this Publicity Stunt Low Level
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Jennifer Aniston May Be Pathetic But I Would Still Totally Fuck Her Tight Body
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Irina Sheik Short Shorts
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Natalia Has Me Thinking All Sorts of Dirty Thoughts
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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What the FUCK Happened to Jodie Marsh?
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And That’s Why You Don’t Say Racist Remarks to a Black Guy – VIDEO
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Some THAT’S Rock Bottom – VIDEO
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Suelyn Medeiros is All Sorts of Sexy
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Bad girls Club Goes Lesbian – VIDEO
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Mandy and Kat Know How to Work Each Other Proper
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Sex Position of the Week As Shown By Two Lesbians – VIDEO
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Some Kate Hudson, Just Because
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Crissy Moon Knows How to Work The Camera Solo – VIDEO
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Only Lenny Kravitz Can Dress Like a Complete Homo and Still Get More Pussy Than You Or I Ever Will
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Bianca Gascoigne Gallery
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Runway Sluts at Milan Fashion Week
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Demi Lovato is Jailbail and You Love It
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gwen Stefani is Making Out With….Herself?
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Now THIS is Fightr choreography – VIDEO
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Dressing Room Spying Hotness – VIDEO
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Some Miley Cyrus Because I Know You Like Her Young Legs
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Lela Star & Taylor Vixen Hotness – VIDEO
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A Bunch Of Sluts running Around in High Heels
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Halle Berry is a Great Way to End Things Off
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Follow Me, Make Me Famous, Bitch
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2010

24

Sep

Nathalie Kelley Topless at Burning Man of the Day

Her name is Nathalie Kelley, she’s some hippie spiritual weirdo who was in the movie Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. I had never heard of her before today, probably because she’s not really famous, but more importantly, I don’t watch the shitty movies she’s in cuz I’m not a Guido, but it turns out she goes to hippie music festivals in the desert, unfortunatley not in the dessert, cuz I like cake….

But anwya, she was at Burning Man, and she rans around naked with other cracked out, drugged out, weirdos lookin for that spiritual drugged out multiple day rave like this was the 90s….and posted the pics to her Tumblr a few days ago….

Every year I tell myself I’m gonna make my way out to this shit, only because there’s probably a million “Double Rainbow” caliber viral videos with naked tit that will propel me to internet fame and a Microsoft commercial….but instead I just jerk off to the pics…

Let’s make this hairy armpitted freak more famous, this attitude deserves famousness cuz I apprecaite her effort and laid back attitude about showing tit for fun…just imagine what she can do for money…I’m thinking handjobs to the right people…maybe even a little tip lickin’ too…I think I am in love….

Posted in:Nathalie Kelley

2010

24

Sep

Ali Lohan Modeling for her Sister’s Clothing Line of the day

Lindsay Lohan is following her family legacy by exploiting family members for personal gain. Here is Ali Lohan in a campaign for her sister’s 6126 clothing line and I guess it’s only natural that the torch gets passed from one haggard at 24 slut, onto the fresher version who will end up equally damaged, and now is as good a time as any, since the older washed up version is doing time….

I know American men love this underage shit, I just see a girl who probably comes with a lot of headaches and little skills in the bedroom to justify those headaches, but then again, I could legally bang her here, so she’s not the forbidden fruit in the garden of eden, she’s just some whore in training who will eventually hit rock bottom thanks to her rich kid problems that aren’t real problems and her insane family…

Posted in:Ali Lohan

2010

24

Sep

Stephanie Pratt Cleaning her Pool of the Day

This is what happens when you stop making stupid money from MTV for being on a stupid show that idiots everywhere ate the fuck up, that gave you the security that the good times would last, that made you comfortable spending your paychecks on nonsense cuz the good times can’t even end….you get a job cleaning your pool, or at least pretending to, because it draws attention to her, which is one step closer in the depseration game to this being the intro to her porn video….

She is related to that dude Spencer, therefore she is polluted and you should be lookin’ at her sexually, but unfortunately with you, you look at everything sexually, even that Tuna sandwich your mom made you for lunch. Weirdo….

This pictures may be old, but I was drinking until 8 am and really couldn’t give a fuck right now as to how current a picture of a bitch in a bikini top is….and even when I am not hungover, which happens…I don’t care about that shit….

Posted in:Stephanie Pratt

2010

24

Sep

Lisa Rinna Twitter Bikini Picture of the Day

She looks like skeletor and unless you have a Heman fetish, I can’t think this fake titty, fake face, hard yet sloppy body can do anything for anyone on a sexual level, but then again, when I worked in the warehouse at a porn company, the tranny shit flew off the shelves, cuz sometimes dudes who don’t get laid need new and different images to explore…even if those images are of women with dicks…that’s not to say Lisa Rinna is a tranny, but it is to say she’s as unnatural as one….

Posted in:Lisa Rinna

2010

24

Sep

Rachel Bilson Kissed a Girl on TV of the Day

I’ve been talking shit about Rachel Bilson for a while now. I think it has something to do with hating her for letting that loser from Star Wars take her away from where she was supposed to be, locking her up in a farm, brainwashing her, and preventing her from going down the seedy flashing her tit path Mischa Barton went down….

But she’s making a comeback and knows she has a lot of sexing shit up to pull off to catch up and remind people who she is…

Here she is on Primetime TV kissing a girl, not as passionately or pornographically as I’d want from her, but let’s view this as the gateway performance….

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