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2010

29

Sep

Some Model Mayhem Chick Topless in Suspenders of the Day

I don’t know what it is about chicks, but for some reason they all want to be famous or models…It’s like they were encouraged too much growing up or their dad’s told them how pretty they were enough to give them a complex to think they deserve to be in front of the lens….This is the basis for sites like ModelMayhem, cuz every girl wants to get famous and will do whatever it takes and the whole thing works out pretty alright cuz it gives me the chance to see everyday girls topless or naked as they quest to become known by working with photogs that tell them topless is the way to get noticed….and they are right…

My biggest weakness is that I can’t keep up with all the girls getting naked in picture and video on the internet, it’s a movement far greater than one man’s ability to keep track of…and that’s what makes the internet a pretty amazing place…

Her name is Sarah, she’s 18, she thinks she’s an actual model, and you can book her for topless shoots HERE, just promise her it’ll make her more famous than her modelmayhem profile….

Posted in:ModelMayhem

2010

29

Sep

Katy Perry Squeezing her Tits for Some Photoshoot of the Dy

I almost feel bad that Sesame Street turned on Katy Perry after parents got mad about the amount of tit she was showing, even though kids view tits as a food source and not as something to stick their dicks between….because growing up with a face like Katy Perry’s her only real option in life, other than being an over-rated popstar because the public are fucking idiots and buy into anything that marketing tells them to, was for her to be a muppet….

Here are her tits being squeezed together, cuz that’s all she’s good for…seriously, this twat has no other reason for being on TV….and I have a feeling she probably knows that…

On a sidenote, I still haven’t got the Titty fuck pictures of her, but I do know people who know her, and she was a huge slut before sneaking into this fame game by sucking the right cock, so I know they are out there and it is only a matter of time….in the meantime…this is as close as I can get to Katy Perry smut.

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

29

Sep

Mischa Barton in Leather Shorts in Paris of the Day

Here are a couple of drugged out lookin’ pussy at some event thinkin’ they are fashionable and awesome, when really they look haggard and disgusting….because Mischa Barton is a disaster, but she managed to squeeze her fat, sloppy legs into a pair of leather shorts….

She’s currently in Paris, in the event you were wondering “where in the world in Mischa Barton going to die?”…

She is keeping good company with Montrealer and likely heroin user Irina Lazareanu, who I’ve never had the chance to finger bang in the backseat of her parent’s car, cuz she moved to London when she was 13 and for fear my finger would fall off due to disease…cuz she met Pete Doherty at 15, and was engaged to him a couple of times in some kind of love triangle with Kate Moss, I am sure all you idiots really care about….

On a more interesting tip, I was just walking down the street to an abandoned building near a high school I like to hang out in and cry myself to sleep in cuz my life is shit, and I walked in on two 14 or 15 year old bull dykes making out, with their school uniform pants, cuz they are bull dykes and don’t do the whole “skirt” thing, and it was not very hot…and luckily, either is Mischa, otherwise my story would totally be irrelevant, and I need her nastyness in lesbian state to make it all make sense….

I guess that means she’s no longer irrelevant and that I just found her purpose she’s been looking for, and that’s as the spokesperson for ugly lesbian stories….oh and her shirt is see through too…in the event you are blind…

Posted in:Mischa Barton

2010

29

Sep

Shakira in a Bikini Featuring Dizzee Rascal of the Day

I’ve been a big fan of Dizzee Rascal’s music for at least 10 years. I have never been a fan of Shakira’s music, she makes this stupid sounding voice that makes me feel like I’m watching a cartoon or some shit…I haven’t even really been a fan of her look, I find it irritating and if I’m gonna lust over a Spic bitch, she’s gonna look like a Spic bitch and not a trying to be white cuz it makes her money bitch…but she does do slutty dance and everyone goes crazy for her moves so here’s her new video for you to jerk off to, cuz helping you jerk off is the gayest shit I’ve done all day.

Posted in:Shakira

2010

29

Sep

Tiiu Kuik Gets Naked for a Fashion Film of the Day

Tiiu from Daemian & Christine on Vimeo.

I know since you people have the culture and substance of retarded kids who live in a backwoods shack cuz their parents are siblings, you’ll find almost as much joy in this fashion film starring a naked woman with a stupid name, as you do in jerking off with pig shit when you’re not banging your retard head against the walll….

Beautifully shot, interesting and confusing art fag storylines you’d find in a museum or being discussed over a cup of expensive coffee is exactly what your poor white trash ass is about….

But when there’s nudity masked as high art, even if art is a bullshit concept people made up so they don’t have to get real jobs, it’s always awesome, cuz I can ignore the pretentious bullshit that comes with it…

Enjoy…

Posted in:Tiiu Kuik

2010

28

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve said all I needed to say….If you’re really craving more of me you can add me or follow me…as I sporadically write nonsense there depending on how drunk, angry, or mean I get…but I’m just gonna leave you with the stepLINKS for now….

Monkey’s To Guard Athletes In India
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Dania Ramirez is Looking Hot at Her Pool Party
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And Now, The Biggest Fuck Up in Reality Television Finale History – VIDEO
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Try TO Improve Your Life By Lookin Good Enough for Girls to Fuck You
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Because It’s Easier Than Getting Arrested on the Ho Stroll
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Really Ridiculous Hip Hop Pussy
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Braless Britney Is Back
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Britney Spears Looks Alright in Short Shorts So Either She is Bulimic Or I Am Still Drunk From Last Night
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Sluts Get Nasty at the Farmers Market – VIDEO
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NFL Power Rankings Week 3: Lingerie Football League Edition
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Naomi Watts Birthday Tits
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Elisabetta Canalis is So Fucking Hot
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Adrianne Curry Quite Possibly Drunk And Naked
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And More Tits From Fashion Week
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Aria Giovanni is a Great Addition to Any Day
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Upskirt Hit Mix – VIDEO
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Mechanical Bull Tits – VIDEO
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I Wanna Spend the Day Laying With Mya
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Kelly Rowland Channels Her Inner Soft Porn Star
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Faye is All Alone in the Garden
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Porn Star Teresa Scott Found God, So Let’s Look At Her Tits One Last Time
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Aishwarya Rai Has Got It Going On
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Local News Boogers
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Lesbian Threesome of the Day
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A Shitton of Tattooed Models
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Some Alessdandra Ambrosio Hotness
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Hot Teen Sluts Play Around With Each Other – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rachel Bilson is Leggy! Yes!
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I\ll Never Get Sick of Trendmill Fails
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striptease of the Day
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Big Titted Amateur Mix – GALLERY
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Francine Gets Dirty in the Bath
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The 10 Strangest Themes in Japanese Porn
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The Top Ten Fattest Cities in America
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The Saturdays Showing Off Their Shit
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Get These Fucking Amazing Shirts
Wolf & Harrison

Here are my stepNEWS items of the Day cuz I didn’t have enough to make a post out of it…

Cop ‘Arrests’ Stepdaughter’s Boyfriend
A police officer in San Jose, Calif. made a fake arrest to send a message about underage sex to her stepdaughter’s boyfriend.

Young girl picks nose and eats it at baseball game

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

28

Sep

Amy Fisher’s New Porn of the Day

I remember the whole Amy Fisher scandal in the 90s about a 16 year old who fucked Joey Buttafuoco to fix her car so her parents wouldn’t find out she had an accident…..This was before showing up at his house and shooting his wife in the fucking head….landing her 17 year old ass in prison for 7 years and his ass ended up in prison for banging an underage girl….reminding us all to never fuck an underage girl…they are not emotionally prepared for what their hot bodies have to offer our dicks….

She’s become a stripper, she’s tried to milk her low level fame, she tried to get a reality show, she released a sex tape and now she’s in a series of porn and from what I gather, this “Deep Inside Amy Fisher” is the first feature film she produced and starred in….watch the trailer…

WARNING – This Trailer is HARDCORE PORN –

Posted in:Amy Fisher

2010

28

Sep

Diane Von Furstenberg’s Miserable See Through of the Day

At what must be 80….Fashion designer Diane Von Furstenberg could have come up with a more appropriate outfit…see cuz granny titties are funny when you’re 8 and accidentally walk in on your grandmother changing…but not something you’re want to jerk off to as an adult…unless of course you are weird…which I think is a safe assumption about you…

There were other bitches at the party…so I figure why not post their pics…

Heidi Klum was there lookin’ like a mom who was once a model…but who know like getting dirty fucked by Seal and his George Lupus scars.

Victoria Silvstedt was there looking like an expensive hooker at her retirement party…cuz everyone knows when you’re skin starts melting off your whore face, you gotta step back and find younger girls to show the ropes to…

Some other bitch named Hofit Golan was there looking like an ambitious stripper I know, who was looking for meaning in her job by introducing a storyline and performance piece about a princess because it made her feel like less of a whore on stage, but as more on an actor in costume…but I could just be saying that cuz of her balloon-like fake lookin’ tits….


Posted in:Diane Von Furstenberg

2010

28

Sep

Blake Lively’s Ass in a Tight Dress for Letterman of the Day

Blake Lively’s pretty lucky because there’s really no one else in Hollywood doing the over 20 and under 25 starlet thing as well….She’s got a corner on the shit like she’s the new and only one there, as the last batch of under 25 moves on to their 30s with Lohan, who although isn’t 25, looks like she is and has been around long enough for us to accept her as having a played out, haggard, washed-out and not washed-up, used as Paris Hilton, Kim Kardahsian, Britney Spears and Aguilera cunt…and the under 20 market for the perverts is filled up with all those under 18 sluts you want to bang…but there is nothing where Lohan once was and Miley is not quite at…leaving Lively as a stand alone fixture, as an almost legit pussy with no scandal who we all kinda want to see crash and fucking burn with nipple slips, bikini pics, vagina flashes and sex tapes…but I think she realizes that shit will just kill the star she’s built up…and she likes teasing us so we come back for more…the whole thing is pretty smart of her…cuz seemingly classy is so abnormal these days, we’ll all jump on that waiting for this act to break…and really as long as there’s some leg, I’m happy…even if I know it’s all a strategic lie….

Here’s some recent pics of Aguilera and Kardashian because I mentioned their washed up pussies in the post and had their useless pictures from some recent event saved on my computer…I am pretty sure you can tell them apart…one is shit stained in color the other is trying to be…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2010

28

Sep

Megan Fox is Boring at Milan Fashion Week of the Day

Megan Fox is trying to class it up, look sophisticated, like she’s the next Angelina Jolie, despite the fact her Brad Pitt is a loser and career is on a downward slope each year and new wrinkle that goes by….

I think this whole marriage thing has destroyed Megan Fox. I get the psychology behind what David from 90210 did, which is pretty much caught her when she was young and no one really knew who she was, seduce her with his 90201 guy she wanted to fuck growing up fame, and win her over with a big older cock that the guys she fucked to date had nothing on, only to hit big, and realize everyone wanted to fuck her, cuz there was a time she gave the best handjobs a man could give himself, and David from 90210 stepped up and made her feel like he was the only guy who could actually love her…since he was there from the start…good timing, good hustle, but I don’t really give him credit since he could spend all his time working this scam since he wasn’t out working like other guys….

I guess if you are into Megan Fox, you are dealing with her demise pretty well, based on these shitty fucking pictures of her…that fall from the top is pretty hard on her, yet fucking warranted…cuz I’ve seen more exiting outfits on elderly people in the park…

Anyway you dice her story, I know one thing….this should all end in a very graphic and dirty sex tape….otherwise they should partake in a murder suicide pact, cuz there’s no other reason for them to be living…not that you care.

She fucking sucks….even as the slutty secretary…

Posted in:Megan Fox