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2010

Sep

Top 5 Bitches Tony Curtis Banged of the Day

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Tony Curtis is dead. RIP Motherfucker. Dude was 85, lived a good life, was married a lot, was a star for a while, had a big family, made a lot of money, lived to 85. I’m not crying over this tragedy, since it’s not a fuckin’ tragedy…

But I did figure I’d post the top 5 bitches he has had sex with…

Number 5 – Jill Vandenberg Curtis

This bitch was some Vegas Showgirl/Stripper looking bitch who you probably would have wanted to bang if she wasn’t too busy looking for men 42 years older than her to settle down and get fat with because a stripping career couldn’t last forever….She had some pretty great tits….and knew her worth in life…and I always respect these bitches I like to call “Retirement Nurses”, because when you’re 70, pussy like this, no matter why it is with you, whether for the fame, money, or ability to never work again, it is pretty alright….cuz you can’t take the money with you….

Number 4 – Christine Kaufman

This bitch was 17 when he started fucking her….before he threw his previous marriage and family away to marry her…because young pussy has always had that effect on dudes…they just don’t walk it out like they are supposed to…but instead follow the fresh scent of a barely touched pussy…even if it’s just gonna end up bad….

Number 3 – Janet Leigh

I am sure there is not one man out there who watched Psycho and thought the peeping on her in the shower scene wasn’t erotic, despite the whole psycho part….I mean until bitch got slaughtered. It was a genius level of creepy man lusting over a girl who showed up at his door step in need of a place to stay, and mommy issues that made him angry and abusive, that I am sure most of you can relate to, only instead of killing bitches, you just hide in the corner and cry, before running to your mom to brush her hair as you watch Desperate Housewives. You sick fuck…

Number 2 – Marilyn Monroe

This one’s obvious…She’s like the Lohan of her generation, only she had the sense to kill herself off so that she stayed famous and so everyone lusted her, before she became a total trainwreck, too fat to get out of bed, forgotten and ignored…Presidents fucked her, stars fucked her, and she managed to get some legitmate work, despite all the time spent being a total whore…Guys still jerk off to the bitch, and Tony Curtis got to jerk off on the bitch….Pretty solid.

Number 1 – Jamie Lee Curtis:

This one’s a bit of a wildcard, but since none of us were in their household while Jamie Lee Curtis was a little girl, we have no idea whether daddy played horsey on his lap nude . We also have no idea whether she was born a hermaphrodite or not, but that’s not the point of this post, the point is that I’m throwing her into the Top 5 Bitches Tony Curtis banged mix, cuz these actors are wild, and banging their daughters is not as out there of a concept as it may sound…repressed memories and hypnotherapy may one day reveal this as truth, so she’s on the list in the event they do….

Tony Curtis, RIP Motherfucker. You had a good run…

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2010

Sep

Izabel Goulart Boring in Underwear For Some Company of the Day

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Here is Brazilian Model Izabel Goulart in a photoshoot for some clothing company I’ve never heard of. She’s in her underwear and tight clothes, and although not particulary exciting, she’s a hell of a lot hotter than the girl girl who I accidentally watched for way too long as she playing with her period on webcam yesterday. Luckily for you I didn’t get the footage of her fucking a banana and eating it…while on her period….I don’t know how that gets anyone off…but I know it makes these boring pictures of a wholesome Izabel Goulart a welcomed and refreshing thing to look at to try to erase the trauma….

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2010

Sep

Kate Walsh Pussy Hugging Mom Jeans of the Day

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Here are some pictures of a fascinating woman named Kate Walsh, who is really only fascinating because she’s likely got orange pubic hair and that’s something I’ve tried doing science experiments on, you know write my fucking thesis on, but even redheads, rejected from society know they are better off without letting me play with their pubes…not to mention most redheads have a complex about the shit and wax/laser/shave whatever to feel normal in the gym locker room…….

She is wearing some pussy hugging mom jeans and has the face of a mom, making this feel as authentic as the two rich mom’s I saw “power walking” in the park, trying to stay fit for their trainer they try to fuck while the husband is at work…I followed their yoga pants mom asses for about 100 feet before feeling dehydrated, asthmatic and in need of a nap…but it was a great 100 feet.

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2010

Sep

Weird Video to Start Off the Day

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Someone posted this on my Facebook wall. It had 39 views. I felt an artist like this….or who is trying to be like this…to get famous on the internet…because people love crazies….so if you’re not a crazy pretend to be one and video tape it….so it gets passed around….deserved some encouragement….

Warning. It is long. There are no tits. It may not be your thing. I probably should have posted that bikini car wash video from the local high school fundraiser….but instead…you get this.

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2010

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m pretty fucking hungry, which is ironic considering how fat I am….I am disappointed with how few of you added me to FACEBOOK …..It reminds me how fucking useless, irrelevant and a waste of space I am, however my bank account, credit card debt, fat wife and lack of erections when the time I need them was doin’ an alright job of that…

Here are my stepLINKS

It’s Official: Armageddon is Upon Us
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Man, WTF is WRONG With Katie Price?
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Because You Can’t Marry Your Mom, Even Though You totally Would
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Ashley Greene’s Sweaty Ass In Tight Spandex
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If you Want Pussy….Don’t Dress Boring….
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Laura Vandervoort is Super Hot Dressed As Supergirl
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I Wanna Be All Over Sara Carbonero
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Seeing Sasha Grey’s Tits Really Isn’t a Big Deal But Here they Are Anyways
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Sienna Miller Will Always Be a Dirty Slut to Me, I Don’t Care If She’s engaged to Jude Law
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Raica Oliveira Looks Fantastic in a Bikiki
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“Miley’s Shorts Nicely Riding Up Her Ass”
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Some Serious Hip Hop Thickness
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Christina Hendricks Because Her Breasts Are Amazing
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Dutch Students Having Fun in the Sun
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Nikki Rhodes is One Fine Red Head
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Meet Emmaly Lugo
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Beyonce Gets Her Block Party On – VIDEO
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Lea Lexis Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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Lohan is So Desperate It’s Pathetic
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How To: Fuck in a Snuggie
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Jessica Alba Just Because
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Ava Likes the Fucking Machine Deep and Fast
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Katy Perry is a Slutt Schoolgirl
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Naomi Campbell is Looking Hot in All Her Blood dismon Glory
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Yeah I’m All for Sex with Lots of Differnt Sluts, But This Sister Wives Show is Freaking Me the Fuck Out
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Eva Mendes Is Looking as Hot as Ever
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THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVER
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mischa Barton is Looking As Meth Ridden As Ever
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Party Slut Compilation
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Ashley Greene in Short Shorts
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Wanna See How Gross Madoona Looks When She’s Not Photoshopped?
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Kelly Brooke. Nuff Said.
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Striptease of the Day
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2010

Sep

Miley Cyrus in Some Bloomers of the Day

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Here’s Miley Cyrus wearing some bloomer style underwear you’d expect to see on hookers in saloon’s in the 1800 Gold Rush era as shorts…..which I guess is kinda fitting because Miley is also a little whore before her time…if that makes sense, which I doubt it does…

She milks this teenage into sex thing like Taylor Momsen, a lot better than she probably milks cock at the high school dance, but that’s just because she lost her youth as it was sold for a lot of fucking money, so she doesn’t get to go to high school dances like normal kids, but there’s apparently an endless supply of cock willing to “throat fuck” in the Disney executive lounge…

I don’t know what’s gonna happen when she turns 18, but for now, she’s everything you perverts want in a woman…and that’s that she’s underage…cuz society took that right away from you and makes you a sex offender for wanting it…making her the forbidden fruit..like these underage celebs porno to you…and the whole thing is weird if you break it down…so why bother…it’s easier to just look at her cuz she’s a public figure and it’s less creepy than volunteering at a local High School and I don’t mind participating in this sexed up teen celeb shit, but that’s just cuz I need the traffic….

See I am in Canada and I can legally date a 17 year old, but I don’t know why anyone in their right mind would ever want that….but I won’t get into that…

Here’s Miley’s Newest Song Leaked Today To Hype her Up and Give you a Soundtrack for your Masturbation….I just can’t get over how this garbage music that is clearly garbage music makes money….it scares me.

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2010

Sep

Australia Next Top Model Fail of the Day

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This is hysterical….not sure when it hit, but I saw this today and laughed cuz it proves that models really are as fucking dumb as you’d expect…this seriously just kills me….especially when the winner, who was actually the loser, comforts the host…wow….what an amazing disaster….

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2010

Sep

Ashley Greene in a Solid Publicity Stunt of the Day

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From Twilight to movies with Miley Cyrus to the Jonas Brothers, this twat knows what to attach herself to to get buzz, just go for the two biggest and overhyped things 15 year old girls are masturbating to, because that way she doesn’t have to get naked for anyone but Joe Jonas, provided he’s not gay and just frotning’ to get press too….So that she can continue to be boring as fuck as she walks around fully clothed not giving me boners, even when her vagina is eager as it tries to eat her thick denim jeans…

I hate this bitch, she fucking sucks and I hate you and all your 15 year old friends and family who make her think she’s got staying power…puttin her in this lazy, stagnant, plateau of boring…

This is some serious fake love…let’s just hope the end comes up faster than she realizes, leaving her with roles that require her naked, cuz I’m ready for her to redeem herself with nudity, trying to get back to where she once was….cuz wherever she’s at now makes me wanna take a nap…

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2010

Sep

Jamie Lee Curtis for the Hermaphrodite Fetishists of the Day

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The problem with most hermaphrodites is that their dual genitals don’t really live to see the light of day….except maybe on the internet back in the 90s when shocking pics of freaks was my daily entertainment….because parents generally get the male reproduction organs taken out, hormone therapy turned the fuck on, so that their little bi-gendered monster lives a normal life….

Now I’m not sure about this Jamie Lee Curtis myth being truth, but it makes sense considering her features are manly, her tits are fake, her body is boxy, her baby is adopted, so I’m gonna say all signs point to that it is……but it doesn’t really matter…as long as you believe it is…and you get off to that kind of thing…than these pictures are close enough…

I’ve never met an official tranny who admitted to being a tranny in life…I did meet a girl who claimed she was as we were fucking…her pussy was a little external and her clit did look a little like a dick…but I’ll just stick to that she was telling a joke…cuz that sits better with my sexuality….

So here are some Horror Queen tits, 30 years later, in some fitness top that may or may not have once had a penis….but that might as well have once had a penis…cuz they are not…

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2010

Sep

Rihanna’s Clown Hair Continues of the Day

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The only reason I like Rihanna is because some Barbados people I know told me that she was a 15 year old hooker at a karaoke bar who fucked with the right dude and ended up “Rihanna” the shanty goddess of the music industry…I figure her story teaches girls much needed lessons in life…

I also like Rihanna because I know she’s falling from the top and I know she’s been replaces with other garbage music…cuz these pop stars with no substance and no soul are easily replaced and fogotten….so seeing her struggle to stay on top is gonna be entertaining….

But none of that positivity towards her can take away from my hatred of her and everything her thick cunt ass in leather pants does or is associated with…not excluding her crying to the police and ruining Chris Brown’s career after starting up with him out of crazy cunt jealousy…

If the devil exists…I’m pretty sure he is Rihanna…

To See Her New Album Cover…An album we hope is the nail in the coffin of her career…and by we I mean I….Where She’s Making Whore Blowjob faces she used to get her fame gig back when she was hooking in Barbados Karaoke bars at 14…Follow this link…
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