Who fucking cares….except maybe her millions of nerd fans who don’t care that she’s got small tits or that this sex scene is hardly erotic…I am embarassed to be taking part in this shit.
Posted in:Keira Knightley
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2011
05
Jan
Tara Reid’s Fake Tits on their Comeback Tour of the Day
I don’t know why Tara Reid is in the media again…not that I am the media…I guess I should rephrase that…Let me start over…I don’t know why Tara Reid is on the paparazzi sites…I assume it’s because she or her boyfriend are paying them…apparently he’s got a lot of money and doesn’t mind investing into her failed career…cuz he’s landed that bitch from American Pie, sure 10 years too late, but with the right hustle, she can be a Hollywood star again….something that is good for his Euro ego….cuz it’s not everyday a European business man fucks a big for a minute Hollywood star turned party slut….and here she is showing off her fake tits in a white dress cuz she’s wholesome like that…..and I have no idea why I am going along with this….
Posted in:Tara Reid
2011
05
Jan
Melanie Brown’s Booty in Tight Pants of the Day
I’m down with booty. Nice round protruding ass with attitude that I can visualize my little penis having an intellectual debate with it while trying to enter past it’s cheeks and into the vagina, hoping three inches is enough to get close enough to the vagina to make penetration…you know negotiating various positions hoping that ass can’t overpower my manhood….but I’m not so down with Mel B….because she aged in a horrible fucking way and I can only assume her Eddie Murphey pussy has too…
Here are some pics, cuz booty is booty when you ignore the rest of the bitch.
Posted in:Melanie Brown
2011
05
Jan
Jessica Simpson Struggles to Carry her Weight of the Day
It’s got to the point in Jessica Simpson’s obesity where she needs the help of hired man to help support her, cuz her ankles can’t do it on their own…It won’t be long before she’s all diabetic with amputated feet and an electric scooter to get around her mansion, which works out perfect for me, cuz it’ll make it hard for her medicated ass to run from my sperm as I try to impregnate her so that I can later sue her for palimony…you know how it works….K-Fed style….
Posted in:Jessica Simpson
2011
05
Jan
Halle Berry Ass Pumpin’ Gas In Some Tight Pants of the Day
Halle Berry was pumping her own gas, maybe she’s trying to convince us that she’s tapped into the plight of the black man, you know someone who actually works and not someone who just gets pampered and catered on hand and foot cuz she’s some multimillionaire spoiled brat high maintenance cunt…. because she’s the kind of black girl who crosses the street when a black guy is walking towards her, cuz her only contact with her black father was when he came inside her mother…but I don’t mind staring at her ass when she does it…cuz like my friend bitches in tight pants pumping gas is porn to some people….here are the pics…
Posted in:Halle Berry
2011
05
Jan
Keri Hilson’s Letting Fame Get to her Head of the Day
As a fan of Motown. This is totally fucking obnoxious behavior on Keri Hilson’s part. Trust me, I’m not an elitist or a purist, or whatever you call those nerdy hipster idiots who aim for authentic, I hardly even know any of the Motown acts I’ve listened to, and really just like the coked up acts getting beat by their husbands and fucked by their white/jewish record execs….I just know that whatever is going on in these pictures offends me for some reason I can’t explain…. maybe it’s cuz she’s taking something from the past and trying to make it her own to the idiot kids who listen to her…maybe it’s the cockiness of pretending it is halloween when she’s only had one hit song, maybe it’s her lack of her own identity, anything for attention that would be better executed in the form of a sex tape and II know this isn’t a big deal, or even worth talkin about, but I guess if you want to get off to cleavage on a bitch dressed like it was the 60s and you pretend to be the record exec who took her out of the shanty and brought her to the top so that she’s forever indebted to your dick with her mouth….here’s your chance….
Posted in:Keri Hilson
2011
05
Jan
Milou van Groesen Nude for Numero of the Day
Numero brings the naked bitches to fashion again and I’m not complaining, I think the most important thing in fashion is the fact that they get tall skinny bitches topless or naked for high art concepts that are generally not so high concept but they are high enough concept to get all the follower idiots sipping the Kool Aid and believe/investing in the bullshit…. sure Milou van Groesen looks a little like a dude, but she’s getting naked and showing her little model hipster tits, which I love, so a masculine haircut doesn’t make you queer, even if you pretend she’s your best friend growing up while jerking off to her…cuz she’s got tits…right?
Here are the pics….
Here she is doing a screen test….For those of you looking to find out more about this bitch I’ve never heard of, but who’s tits I have seen…
Posted in:Milou van Groesen
2011
05
Jan
Fergie Not in a Bikini of the Day
As far as I’m concerned this is an unfortunate outfit choice on Fergie’s part. I figure it’d be alright if this was downtown, working the streets late night, or even if shit was mid day at a restaurant everyone else was dressed conservative at, but bitch is on a resort, in the islands, living large, decompressing and detoxing from all her really hard hard work living the life of luxury, making millions for her stupid talent, so I expected more from her….whether it be tanning topless, showing off those implant scars, or in a thong bikini, or at least wet and hard nippled, it was never a shirt that look liked it got attacked by a wild animal and she had nothing else to wear over her bikini top.
This depresses me, but then again, so does everything.
Posted in:Fergie
2011
05
Jan
Kate Plus 8 Has a Vagina Tattoo of the Day
IF you were a bull dyke who managed to have a dozen half asian babies in effort to take over the world, you know with their super computer programming skills and ability to speak in Binary code, you’d probably get a tattoo on your twat to celebrate that fucking acheivement, you know to never forget what that pussy went through, and to always be reminded of the challenges life has to offer and the ability to overcome them by being a fucking circus freak, but you’d of thought the permanent damage to her pussy lips and the rest of her body would be enough of a reminder, not to mention the millions of dollars in her bank and the 12 brats she has to pretend to love before going into a breakdown and eating them all like a cat who just gave birth, making me believe this pussy tat is just a diversion for any chick she beds to focus on instead of her battered labia, but I guess she’s been out of the dyke game a long time, lesbians are a forgiving people who don’t see anything for what it is, but care more about the person behind that pussy, I mean some of the ugliest bitches are lesbians, and they all seem to find love…..This is just Kate Plus 8 being insecure….
Either way, here are her bikini pics.
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Posted in:Kate Gosselin
2011
05
Jan
Nicole Scherzinger for FHM of the Day
I know, I can’t believe FHM hasn’t gone bankrupt yet either. It’s like that shit is such a dated concept from 1990 that you’d think would have seen its last advertising dollar 3-5 years ago when the internet took the fuck over, you know when you didn’t need to spend 5 dollars are bullshit articles that were put together by a group of fucking monkeys, giving you bullshit generic advice that they just threw together to fill the pages and sell ads around the pictures of the starlets they did photoshoots with….but apparently I am wrong, but clearly their budgets have been severely cut, you know since no one buys the shit, cuz their idea of fresh pussy we want to see half naked is Nicole Scherzinger because she is all they could afford, I mean hasn’t she already had her moment of glory, and haven’t we moved onto better things and I guess according to me posting this shit, we haven’t….
So here is her tight, hard body and hard face half naked for a magazine I am amazed hasn’t gone broke, but who I can assure you is on their last threads…enjoy. And if you’re really creepy, be sure to read the blurbs about what she looks for in a man, shit is riveting…deserves an award and shit.
Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger