2010
17
Dec
I guess it is just as easy as finding a cute young girl and making her burp disgustingness on camera to hit a million views on Youtube. I wonder if this bitch is gonna be the next Bieber, you know with her own TV show, IMAX movie and record deal….but I have a feeling she’ll be more of a fetish actor…..cuz let’s face it, she already is.
Thanks Russia.
Posted in:Burping Girl
2010
17
Dec
Coco posted this picture saying “Happy Thong Thursday”…which I assume is the extent of her vocabulary and capabilities because hookers, strippers and low level pussy with real fat asses they used to lock a rapper into marriage for the good life have pretty limited resources….and in Coco’s case those resources may be enough to keep her white trash self alive if she ever got caught in a natural disaster and had no access to food for a month….cuz that ass is fucking fat…Unfortunately, I find the whole thing pretty disgusting and not worth celebrating….but you probably don’t, so here is the picture….
Posted in:Coco
2010
17
Dec
I spent at least 10 minutes today looking at pictures of a fat girl in her bikini, making these pictures of a tight, amazing, model bod ass a nice breath of fresh air…even if they are exactly the same as every other bikini catalog picture out there….It just just reminds me that more pussy should come packaged like this…and some scientists seriously need to figure out how to designe pussy to look like this cuz I’m tired of pussy coming any other way….even if Candice Swanepoel statistically has HIV cuz she’s from South Africa and that’s just what the numbers say…I’d still like to crawl up inside her, even if it means impending death…not that AIDS is really a death sentence at all…you can live at least 20 years…
Either way…here are the pics to inspire you to hate your wife more than you already do….
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2010
17
Dec
Lara Stone tried to sue me once….She claimed I invaded her privacy cuz before she married some loser comedian she issued some no publicity order that I guess only exists in Europe, making anyone who took the pics or posted the pics a criminal….So naturally I fucking hate this gapped-tooth cunt.
But she got Topless in Vogue…and I’ve been more drawn into these fashion photoshoots by real photographers that the shitty caliber paparazzi pictures I normally post….I guess I’m getting more sophisticated….
Sure you can’t really see any nipple, and it brings back memories of covering a bitch in cake batter and licking it off, as well as a dream I once had where I had the most outrageous orgasm that it made the bitch look like she was getting a mold made for her sex doll/rubber vagina toy/ Wax Figure…..
Here are the pics.
Posted in:Lara Stone
2010
17
Dec
I heard that the movie The Tourist totally bombed its opening weekend, now I don’t watch movies and if I do, they are usually pornographic, but I do know how celebrity marketing works and that’s get the main star you paid too much for to show up to a premiere showing off tit like she wasn’t in her mid 40s and a mom of 30, hoping our memories of her as the sexed up, gothic, tatooed up slut that got her where she is today are enough to get us out to the movie, and I think that strategy may be working, cuz I’m definitely sold on these tits.
Posted in:Angelina Jolie
2010
17
Dec
I feel like I am staring at a giant vagina and underneath the very large, pink, pussy-like dress, I probably am….I mean babies don’t squeeze their way through small vaginas…and if they do, those said vaginas don’t stay small….not that I’m a vagina expert, I like to keep my vagina knowledge recreational….you know as hobbiest gyno….since vagina is a passion and interest of mine….not that it matters…what matters is just how fucking horrible Christina Aguilera looks and thie Burlesque bullshit is just taking it all
Posted in:Christina Aguilera
2010
17
Dec
Every once in a while, when I feel sad, cold, alone, I think about a big black woman breasts to nuzzle up into to warm my cold dead soul…
It’s big black tits have these maternal and nurturing qualities, when they aren’t being used in dirty fetish pornos.
I think it’s an Aunt Jemima fetish cuz when I first moved to America, Aunt Jemimia was all I had to comfort me in her happifyin ‘ cakes that sho’ set me singing…..Maybe it’s because I learnt English watching The Cosby Show….leaving a warm spot in my cold dead heart for black women…maybe I was a slave in a past life…or a rich British boy living in the Islands with my Diplomat father where my Nanny took me under her wing as if i was her own… I don’t really have an answer for you, I just know I am drawn to big black tits on an emotional level. They are always amazing…
Posted in:Niecy Nash
2010
17
Dec
Who the fuck is Paz Vega and why the fuck is she on my website? Make her go away. Seriously. She’s freaking me the fuck out.
Here are a few redeeming pictures of her….cuz I’m not entirely an asshole…
Here are the horrible recent pictures of her and her hardface on that immigrant show with a penis shaped puppet…..
Posted in:Paz Vega
2010
17
Dec
I guess these aren’t that bad, you know with her making faces like she’s taking a shit, something that I’ve never found to be the most amazing thing to happen when a girl gets comfortable in the relationship, it’s usually a sign you need to run the fuck away, cuz comfort in shitting in front of each other means committment, unless you’re dealing with a crackhead or drunk who just takes a shit anywhere she is cuz she doesn’t know what fucking day it is, or if your dealing with the aftershock of anal sex, or if your fucking with someone with bowel disorders attached to a colostomy bag that someone got unattached from the hose, or if you’re German and into getting shit on, in which case, I guess it’s not all that bad….except maybe for the smell….
If you look close enough, you may be able to see her cunt hugged in her tight pants….
But she still fucking sucks, Megan Fox is dead, the only comeback she can make will be nude roles in movies, and trust me, that’s gonna happen…
Being the hottest thing in Hollywood the studios are marketing is not forever, once the bitch gets cock, she’s easily replaced, because there is so much hot pussy in the world willing to do a lot more to get where Megan Fox is, so there’s no need to deal with ego or attitude…
Posted in:Megan Fox
2010
17
Dec
Amanda Seyfried fucking sucks….I think about her sex scenes in Chloe and I just don’t get how we got here today….It’s like bitch has great tits, a hot little body that needs to be exposed, exploited and cummed on, but for some reason, she gives us this. It’s a waste of prime fucking pussy, and something needs to be done about this cuz I don’t know how much more of these boring pictures of her I can handle….It’s really eating away at me…but then again, that could just be this fucking hangover….
Either way, here’s Amanda Seyfried fucking sucking….and not the way she should be.
Posted in:Amanda Seyfried
