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2010

16

Dec

Taryn Manning is Beautiful of the Day

They say a picture says 1000 words, so why the fuck do you need me here running my mouth off via my magical typing fingers…There is just so much amazing about these pictures…So many interesting fantasies it taps into that you can figure out for yourself you lazy fuck….

Taryn Manning is my facebook friend and I don’t want anything to get between us….especially jokes about using her to inspire fucking homelessness, fucking drug addiction, fucking recovering prostitutes, fucking hasbeens or fucking the monster under your bed you were scared of as a kid who decided to PG-13 that fear cuz that would just work against my master plan of seducing her cuz it’s safe to say that despite these beautiful pictures and how gutter they look and probably smell while live, she’s an upgrade from where I’m at right now…she is the beacon of hope of a better tomorrow…if I play things right…If you know what I mean….

I guess what it comes down to is that no one cares about Taryn Manning but me…and maybe her drug dealer….but he doesn’t count.

Posted in:Taryn Manning

2010

16

Dec

Thora Birch Fucks Her Dad of the Day

I don’t report news here, I mean other than the stepNEWS , but that’s hardly news and more idiots being idiots…What I am trying to say is that I don’t report celebrity or hollywood news unless of course it involves incest, cuz incest is awesome if it’s not happening to you…

Thora Birch has been axed from her off-Broadway production of of “Dracula” just weeks before the opening of the show in January 2011. Media reports say that director Paul Alexander let Thora go after her porn star father/manager Jack Birch threatened another actor on set and was constantly medaling on set. Jack reportedly was upset about a cast member rubbing his daughters back which is when he made the “threatening” remark “”Listen, man, I’m trying to make it easier on you – don’t touch her.” It has also been rumored by people on the set that Thora would hang close to her father on breaks and not socializing with the rest of the cast and crew. Could this father daughter relationship be twisted and unhealthy?

Amazing…Nothign says Christmas like being fucked by your pornstar father….especially when you’re the weird socially removed busty girl with a horrible tan…cuz it makes it more awkward, creepy, and fun to laugh at.

On a sidenote, this is my first Thora Birch post in 6 years of doing this, I have only seen her in 2 movies a decade ago so it is safe to say, this is just a pornstar father/manager’s way of getting publicity for his daughter the only way he knows how…but I’ll pretend this story is legit because it inspires.

Posted in:Thora Birch

2010

16

Dec

Mena Suvari’s Fucked Up Alien Forehead of the Day

Here are some Mena Suvari pics for the alien forehead fetishists….because I know there is at least one motherfucker reading this who jerks off thinking about cumming on a girl’s forehead…who takes his fetish so seriously that he spends his unemployed cuz he is too weird to socialize like a normal person time searching for porn pussy with ample head….but I’m just posting this as an excuse to repost her shitty tits in a recent nude scene . I’m practical like that….you know I take a bad thing and make it better by stripping it down…even thought it’s still fucking bad…thanks to shitty genes…

Posted in:Mena Suvari

2010

16

Dec

Jessica Alba Showing Some Tit at Some Bullshit of the Day

Jessica Alba is fucking boring….what is even more boring is that I am writing about her just for wearing a dress that showed off a little titty like it’s a big deal. Seriously, when I think about the fact that I pulled these pictures off the internet, resized them and uploaded them to my site one by one, like some kind of virgin loser who doesn’t have better things to do but gather pictures of bitches he is convinced are of his bride who just doesn’t realize it yet and the whole thing makes me feel fucking pathetic. Seriously.

I don’t know why I do what I do. I’m too cool for this shit. It makes no sense to me, especailly when I don’t make money on this shit and don’t care or have a passion for this celebrity lie, especially when the pics are of some bitch who had a no nudity clause when she mattered before she got herself knocked up to get her man back…..

Here is her cleavage. I hate myself for this post…but I hated myself before this post…so I did it anyway…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

16

Dec

Alesha Dixon on the Beach in Miami in Some Staged Pics of the Day

Here is some UK singer named Alesha Dixon in some of the worst celebrity staged bikini pictures of all time. Maybe because she’s not actually a celebrity, but that usually doesn’t influence my opinion of bikini pictures since I fucking love seeing bitches in bikini whether they are old, young, short, tall, fat, skinny, famous, unknown, rich, gutter, I don’t discriminate….So even though this twat is virtually unknown to me, I can objectively say, bitch needs a better fucking bathing suit and more importantly not be scared of crawling on all fours in the shit….especially if she wants to be famous…which is proven by her hiring the paparazzi to bother with her….maybe someone needs to explain it to her in her language….If you want some fried chicken sponsorship like you Beyonce you gotta step yo’ game up bitch….

Posted in:Alesha Dixon

2010

16

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Here are some stories that aren’t all that don’t really make me feel warm and fuzzy or even make he question humanity. But I am posting them anyway…

First up, Police looking for Long Island serial killer, finds victims in Craigslist sex ads, Give Me So Much Confidence in the Internet, You Can Really Find Anything and Everything….mainly weird fucking people….

Dancing Santa…..

Miley Cyrus on Salvia of Snowmen Xmas Decorations….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

16

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute for Industrie #2 of the Day

I’ve already done a couple of posts on Edita Vilkeviciute and I only heard about her last week, you know since I’m not really on top of the Fashion workd, you know being practically homeless and the Donald Trump of not making money.

I am pretty sure I am in love. It just hurts me knowing that if I was smarter, I’d be living in the third world of Eastern Europe to recruit pussy for my Harem, getting them before they get famous or recruited by modeling agencies, you know being a first mover on that shit when they are cold, hungry and desperate like a teenage runaway….

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2010

16

Dec

Stefanie Dvorak Naked in Eine Couch Fur Alle of the Day

Her name is Stefanie Dvorak and she gets naked on TV in Austria…

I thought it was funny that someone would email me thinking I would care about some full nudity on some Austrian TV show that looks more like a shitty porno and I decided to post it because I am hungover, I am uninspired, celebrity paparazzi pictures and the lies they create around them rape my soul, and sometimes, some good old fashion immigrant pussy speaking some really vile sounding language is all I need to ground myself….

I don’t really know where I am going with this, just watch her naked on TV, cuz TV is clearly more entertaining overseas and getting naked for money or for fame or to not get fired from your job cuz it’s better than working as a waitress is international…

Posted in:Stefanie Dvorak

2010

16

Dec

Whitney Port in some Bootleg Lingerie Pics of the Day

These pics look like some bootleg bullshit you’d find in your dad’s bedroom of some bitch he used to fuck before accidentally knocking up your mother…..and deciding to stick with her after 5 months of her refusing to get an abortion…..It reminds me of the first porno I got my hands on as a teenager that took place in Georgia and was entirely about a dude fucking one daughter and his other daughter being jelaous. It had the wood panel, the drugged out glassed over eye looking pussy, and a whole lot of incest related jokes that I watched so many times I picked up the southern trash accent…not that it matters…

What does matter is that rich kid Whitney Port is still trying to get noticed, cuz that’s what you do when the free ride ends, you hang on as hard as you can, and I’m kinda liking it cuz her weird face is washed the fuck out allowing me to focus on her tall skinny, awkward body…

Posted in:Whitney Port

2010

15

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I still have FACEBOOK and I still spend my days trying to get girls naked on it, even with all the warnings they’ve sent me, cuz I like to live on the wild side, I like danger and the risk of getting caught by the authorities, that’s 90 percent of the reason I took up date rape, the other 10 percent, was getting laid….I don’t know what I am talking about, I am drunk on Eggnog and Christmas movies, send nudes….but before you do…

Here are my stepLINKS

Scarlett Johansson is Newly Single and Looking Hot in these Side Tit Pics
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I Know You Don’t Believe Me But Give This and You Will Get Pussy
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Gwenyth Paltrow is Looking Slutty at the Premiere of Her New Movie
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This Florida School Board Shooting Video is Fucking Weird.
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Because There’s Sluts Know How to Give You What You Want
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Minka Kelly is Looking Hot As Always
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Slut Uses Butter to Lube Up Her Asshole
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Hottest Fans of the BCS Bowl Games
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Cutie Burps Her Way Into My Heart – VIDEO
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some Pics of Lady Gaga Playing Around Being a Slut, Which is Basically Just Her Being Herself
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Jessica Alba Isn’t Just a Bitch Now, Shes a Lying Bitch Too – VIDEO
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Yet Another Paris Hilton Panty Flash
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Ever Wanted to Know What Angelina Jolies Naked Ass Looks Like? Well Here It Is
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How About a Hot Little 19 Year Old
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Girl On Bike Does an Epic Faceplant – VIDEO
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The Best Burgers You Will See All Week
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Introducing Aylen Alvarez
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Who Knew thora Birch’s Dad is an Ex Porn Star and Manages to Get Fired From Roles, Cause I Didn’t
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Horny Girl in a Russian Jail Fingers Herself for the Lucky police Officers – VIDEO
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Mandy and Sophia Get It On – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Hot, Vintagey Porn Star
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Brooke Burke and Her Tight Body on the Cover of Shape
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Watch Tori Black Rub One Out
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Michelle Keegan FHM Shoot for January 2011 – VIDEO
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Olivia Wilde Hotness on Jimmy Kimme – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Guess Who’s Banging Denise Richards
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Linda Will Make You Think Naughty thoughts
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Alyssa Milano is as Hot as Ever
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High Jackman Will Die For Oprah – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Follow me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Lets Look At HIlary Duff’s Ass
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Weather Girl Sets Woman’s Movement Back 50 Years
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Another Fine Paris Hilton Upskirt
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Posted in:stepLINKS