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2011

07

Jan

Amy Winehouse Voyeur Bikini Pics of the Day

Everyone likes to hate on Amy Winehouse, or point and laugh at Amy Winehouse, when I got nothing but love and respect for her…People hate on her for doing drugs, if I was in her position and getting paid stupid money to do something as easy as singing, I’d be doing drugs all night too. People hate on the fact that her teeth were falling out, well last I checked she was from the UK and they all have that issue. I’ve seen X-Factor, I know how you British people are talking all fancy out of mouths that smell like death…Then went off about how she was unshowered and looked like she was rotting….well let me tell you some of the best prostitutes I’ve been with in my time, protected or unprotected cuz it feels better and I like taking risks, have looks and smelled like a corpse and we’ve had some pretty good times…

What it all comes down to is where else do you find a soulful voice of a seasoned black woman singing Jazz in some smokey club in the 60s with nice big fake tits, lots of money with total irresponsibility and the face of a fucking goblin….

Amy Winehouse is a dream…and don’t take my word for it, check out these amazing voyeur bikini pics….I think I’m in love…no wait, I know I am.

Black guys get what I am saying……

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2011

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some hater was trying to tell me off on FACEBOOK the other day. He was going on about how lame I am, how pathetic I am and how repetitive I am and how shitty my stories and jokes are.

He asked me how long before all my “readers” would get bored of the site and stop visiting, leaving me all alone with my boring and repetitive thoughts….he logged off before I had to a chance to answer….

So I figured I’d answer here, the site is 6 years and 2 months old. The content got tired and boring probably 2 days in. So it’s been old and played out for 6 years, but luckily I have no readers left to get bored of my nonsense, I’m in this alone.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Jaime Pressly’s Mug Shot Cuz I Love Drunk Used-To-Be Hot Before I Got Old Bitches with Drinking Problems who Get Caught
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The Single Most Pathetic Tattoo of the Century….Seriously, This Better be a Fucking Joke….Disgusting and Really, Really Weird….
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I Get Bitches in Style…
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Jessica Szohr Wearing Nothing But Paint OMG
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If Mel Gibson Really Beat Oksana Grigorieva During Sex, I Hope For Everyone’s Sake Involved (Me) They at Least Filmed It
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Young Teen Films Herself (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Because We All Gotta Get Our Rocks Off and It Doesn’t Matter How (NSFW)
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Glad to See Rehab Did Well For Lindsay Lohan and By Did Well I Mean Did Fuck All Because Reports Are Coming Out That She Was On Drugs While There
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Naked Ballerina Perfection (NSFW)
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Sorority Girls Do a Stupid as Fuck Rap That Should Be More Half Naked – Seriously This Makes Me Hate Sorority Girls A Lot….
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Classic Sara Jean Underwood in a Bikini Pictures
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NFL Sexiest Cheerleaders: Playoff Edition
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UK Reality Star Amy Childs Boobs Are On the Verge of Popping Out
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Caption This! You Say Drums In the Bathroom Like Is a Weird Thing
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Let’s Hear It For Hotties Wearing Glasses (NSFW)
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And More Shots of Kelly Rowland Being See Through With Her New Implants
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How About a Naked Ballerina? (NSFW) – VIDEO
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And Here’s Some 32J – Yes, That’s 32J – Boobs that You’ll Probably Enjoy (NSFW)
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How Amazing Will It Be in This Story About Angelina Jolie Being a Heroin Addict Are True?
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If You Ever Needed Proof That Girls Fart – VIDEO
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Nyla B Will Get Your Libido Going
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Warm Up Your Winter: Hottest Celebrity Bikini Bodies
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Lucky Lesbians Robyn Truelove & Dani Jensen (NSFW)
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Congratulations to Nigeria and the Success of Their First Porn Movie!
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Kaydan Kross Strips Down (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Some Gabrielle Union Hotness
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OMG I HAVE NEVER WANTED A PIECE OF KERI HILSON AS MUCH AS I DO AT THIS MOMENT
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Busty Teen Brittany (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Nicole Scherzinger Does FHM
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Striptease of the Day
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Briana Lee in Chocolate and Cream – NSFW
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The Ten Commandments of the Strip Club
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Jaime Pressly Arrested for DUI: Mug Shot Photo
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Selena Gomez Has A Bangable Ass And Here It Is…
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Is Fuck Worthy Don’t You Agree?
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Lady Gaga’s Make-Up Malfunction
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Zac Effron Banging Rumer Willis, Sure That Makes Sense cuz She Looks like a Dude….
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Kelly Rowlan Has Nice Fake Tits And She’s Letting Us See Them
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A Hilary Duff Crotch Shot…I See Runway….
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Some More Katy Perry Tits at the People’s Choice Awards….
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2011

06

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s the new Megan Fox looking like Britney Spears in some white trash looking necklace that doubles as a belt that she must have picked up at the flea market or sex shop before heading out on vacation with her bald old man boyfriend….and she’s wearing a bikini which is really all that matters here….

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2011

06

Jan

The People’s Choice Awards Happened and I Don’t Care of the Day

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I don’t watch this smut. I can’t handle awards shows created by the industry who creates these “artists”…even if they pretend the people chose, because really no one I know voted, leading me to think the people who did were not representative of reality, but of a niche gang of losers with no friends that no one cares about, looking for entertainment cuz knitting and crying themselves too sleep is getting boring.

I hate these things, but Here’s a recap I wrote based on pictres…

Ashley Tisdale was Ugly as always, Jennifer Aniston Lonely cuz no one wants to have a baby with her, Kayley Cuoco did it for John Ritter cuz he’s dead, Katy Perry brought her tits cuz they are all that matters when it comes to Katy Perry, Kritsten Stewart was Skinny White Trash with Cankles who was fucked by her dad growing up, Mila Kunis left her Culkin Aids back to die alone making her single and ready for me to fantasize about her, Minka Kelly is Not the Hottest Bitch in the World depsite what magazines say and either is Leighton Meester even though her criminal halfway house mom tells her she is to motivate her to suck more dick to get to the top, Natalie Portman busted out her maternity wear and so did Queen Latifah, Selena Gomez Smelled of Beiber Cum cuz teenagers these days know how to party, and Taylor Swift’s ass was still sore cuz Gyllenhaal only fucks the gay way in memory of his fallen love Heath Ledger….cuz he’s gay…and the rest of the trash was not worth mentioning, even if their pictures were worth posting cuz they looked like fucking shit or worth cumming on their tits….I’ll let you come to your own conclusion and that’s all I have to say about the People’s Choice Awards, which turned out to be a lot for someone who claims he doesn’t care….

People’s Choice
The People’s Choice Awards Happened and I Don’t Care of the Day

I don’t watch this smut. I can’t handle awards shows created by the industry who creates these “artists”…even if they pretend the people chose, because really no one I know voted, leading me to think the people who did were not representative of reality, but of a niche gang of losers with no friends that no one cares about, looking for entertainment cuz knitting and crying themselves too sleep is getting boring.

I hate these things, but Here’s a recap I wrote based on pictres…

Ashley Tisdale was Ugly as always, Jennifer Aniston Lonely cuz no one wants to have a baby with her, Kayley Cuoco did it for John Ritter cuz he’s dead, Katy Perry brought her tits cuz they are all that matters when it comes to Katy Perry, Kritsten Stewart was Skinny White Trash with Cankles who was fucked by her dad growing up, Mila Kunis left her Culkin Aids back to die alone making her single and ready for me to fantasize about her, Minka Kelly is Not the Hottest Bitch in the World depsite what magazines say and either is Leighton Meester even though her criminal halfway house mom tells her she is to motivate her to suck more dick to get to the top, Natalie Portman busted out her maternity wear and so did Queen Latifah, Selena Gomez Smelled of Beiber Cum cuz teenagers these days know how to party, and Taylor Swift’s ass was still sore cuz Gyllenhaal only fucks the gay way in memory of his fallen love Heath Ledger….cuz he’s gay…and the rest of the trash was not worth mentioning, even if their pictures were worth posting cuz they looked like fucking shit or worth cumming on their tits….I’ll let you come to your own conclusion and that’s all I have to say about the People’s Choice Awards, which turned out to be a lot for someone who claims he doesn’t care….

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2011

06

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass and Mangled Face of the Day

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Apparently Kim Kardashian had botched botox, I say that’s just her gutter face…..doing some Michael Jackson stunts….

I say who cares about her face, all she’s good for is her fat whore pornstar ass that only fucks black guys…..

That’s all I have to say about that….

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2011

06

Jan

Lindsay Lohan for Old Times of the Day

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There’s a bullshit staged scandal that Lohan moved next to Ronson and Ronson did know about it and Lohan isn’t gonna back down and move away because Lohan wants to be in Venice to familiarize herself with her surroundings so that when she runs out of money, she will know the best corners on the strip to busk for money on, you know a little song and dance performance next to the black guy with no teeth singing Bob Marley songs for tourists eating their hot dogs…….

The truth is that Lohan and Ronson are in on this together, because together, the media cares about them and apart they both fade in boring crackhead lesbian obscurity….

The whole thing is so tired and done that it makes me want to take a nap….I just know their hustle, I’ve met both of them and they are both lying bitches. True story.

Here are some pics of Lohan cuz the idea of her is better than the actual her…

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2011

06

Jan

Mila Jovovich Tits in Some Bullshit of the Day

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I wonder who really cares about this? I know I don’t.

All I can see in this other than her thick, long, intense and huge mom nipples is some reptilian lookin’ spine only this shit isn’t avatar, despite what some of you virgin losers who think your Sci-Fi RPG life is a reality might think…..

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2011

06

Jan

Jessica Szohr Body Painted of the Day

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I thought this girl was on 90210 the next generation, but it turned out I was wrong, so I had the throw out my whole post on how bullshit that show is and now I have nothing to say except that if SOBE drink is body painting actresses to sell their garbage drinks and they can get those ads on TV or in magazines, why the fuck am I considered a porn site and unable to land money from these idiots when they are the ones who actually get these bitches naked for what they think is genius marketing….and maybe it is….but I don’t see how a naked bitch on gossip girl covered in paint sells drinks or even relates to what they do….but she’s naked and that’s what matters….and as I am concerned it almost is, the only thing shit is missing is a little nipple and pussy lip, I mean if you’re gonna get a bitch naked, get her fucking naked, don’t half ass the shit by making her a flesh colored latex bra and panty set to paint over so nothing gets exposed, if sexy shock value is what you’re fucking after than do it fucking right….not that I’m complaining, considering I don’t remember who or what I am posting about. It happens.

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2011

06

Jan

Victoria’s Silvstedt Bikini Pics of the Day

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I hate when the only recent bikini pictures I have access to are of Victoria Silvstedt.

She’s in St Barts with her married billionaire Greek client who pays her/ finances her life, to be his mistress and that’s a respectable hustle….when you are a lazy bitch who thinks she’s hot enough to deserve the fucking world in exchange for a little fucking with a little man…it’s a good trade off….cuz the little man is just happy to have a Playboy model follow his orders cuz he knows without her she’s a desperate bottom feeding trash can….

I hate these Semi-Pro hookers who don’t think they are hookers even though they clearly are….and I hate people who think they are important because they got fake tits and naked in magazines in the 90s….and I hate when these self righteous attention whores try to sue people like me for giving them the attention they seek because they don’t like what we write about them…or they don’t like pics of them being eaten out on the beach goin’ public….and I hate Victoria’s Silvstedt.

That said, here she is in her bikini cuz nothing else is going on….and all her pics may look the same…which is probably better than any of you look in your bikinis….so I guess this is me giving credit to a 40 year old Swede who properly maintained as much as I don’t really want to ….but that could just be the white bikini talking…I’m always a victim of falling for those….

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2011

06

Jan

Lady Gaga is Disgusting in Bondage Gear of the Day

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The story goes like this….Lady Gaga did a surprise gig in NYC because she’s trying to keep herself legit…and in order to be legit in her hipster fag world…you have to keep it real by not just doing the arena shows that make her millions but by doing these one-off performances in small venues to prove she’s a real artist…despite the majority of intelligent people knowing she’s just a marketing vehicle for a coporation and the only thing artist about her is her fucking mangled asymmetrical fucked up face, shit looks like Picasso made it…..

I’m just posting it because sometimes I like the bitches in bondage gear to look like accident victims down on their luck cuz after their ex boyfriend threw acid in their face they couldn’t get another job and were forced to use their handicap to their advantage by putting ads in the back of local papers to get freaks into horror movie fantasies to be their submissives…

She hardly looks human no matter how naked she gets and the only rational explanation is that she was sent here from hell to take over the world, one insecure sexually confused kid at a time…

Weird.

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