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2011

10

Jan

Alleged Elena Vesnina Sex Tape of the Day

[REMOVED BECAUSE ELENA VESNINA’S LEGAL TEAM CAME AFTER ME, LEADING ME TO BELIEVE THAT THE TAPE HAD TO BE LEGIT]

I don’t watch sports, so I don’t know who Elena Vesnina or Konstantin Korneev is, but I do watch sex tapes, so even if they are with people I’ve never heard of or people I don’t know, I’m down….

I would watch anything have sex, from two dogs in a park, to two elderly people with dementia at the old folks home…I’m a voyeur.

So when this alleged preview was emailed in, I ignored their retarded editing, I ignored their heavy branding, I watched it and don’t feel like a better person for it and either will you, even if you know who Konstantin Korneev or Elena Vesnina are, not that the people in this video are even them….

Down with the Iron Curtain….you commie bastards…

Posted in:Elena Vesnina|Konstantin Korneev

2011

08

Jan

Amy Winehouse Titties Take Brazil of the Day

There’s no better way to way up after passing out at 8 am after drinking 3 bottles of wine, half a bottle of vodka and whatever else I could stuff down my throat to ease the pain that is my life, than to an eamil from one of my readers, who amazingly exists and actually has a girlfriend from Brazil who reads the brazilian papers and who saw this amazing picture of Amy Winehouse’s fake tits falling out of her bikini top, possibly cuz they are numb and don’t feel anything anymore, or maybe because she’s numb and doesn’t feel anything anymore, and really who cares as long as it happened…..cuz Amy Winehouse is a fucking dream to me….except maybe for the time I woke up in my stepdaughter’s mouth while she was passed out naked all tight and 18…..what? I’m not her real dad. Who cares….her’es Amy Winehouse, She is in Brazil and she is falling out of her bathing suite and she is Amazing…and I am going to pass the fuck out..

Posted in:Amy Winehouse

2011

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend – why the fuck are you on the internet?

Some Teen Mom Showing Off Her Ripped Body and Fake Tits in a Bikini…Slut…
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Kim Kardashian’s Lips Are Now As Fat As Her Ass – Yes “THOSE” Lips…
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This Photoshoot Turned me On
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Because It’s Friday and I’m Sure Your Week Was As Shitty As Mine Was (NSFW)
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Irina Shayk’s Sexy Swimwear Collection OH MY GOD!
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Get Cool Stuff
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Jessica Lowndes Looks Sexy in a Leather Dress
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2011 NFL Mock Draft: Hot Chick Edition
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Because Even Adults Need to Keep a Few Toys Around the House
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Gewnyth Paltrow Just Because
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I’m Not One to Praise Fat Dancing Sluts But Occasionally One Comes Along Where You Kinda Have To, You Know? – VIDEO
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Some Sara Jean Underwood Always Makes the Day Better (NSFW)
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Hot Chick in a Quickie Mart With No Pants (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The Hottest Pic Dump You’ll See All Day
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I Love Some Dirty Talk on the Weather Network – VIDEO
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Wedding Fails Compilation – VIDEO
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Aylen Alvarez is Wearing a Candy Bikini
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Hahahahahah I Love Anything Bad Girls Related – VIDEO
GO GO

Olivia and Gerogina Want You to Take a Peek (NSFW)
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NEWS STORY OF THE DAY: Man Plants Bomb In Dildo, Gifts It To Ex-Girlfriend
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Cutey Charly Has Some Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Geman Olympian Franziska van Almsick, Oh Man….
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A Few More Shots of Some Ladies At the People’s Choice Awards
GO GO

Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis Lesbian Sex Scene IS HERE – VIDEO
GO GO

Yeah I’d Bang Anna Paquin
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Now This is One Hot Brunette (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Pauly D is Banging WHO?!
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Yes, I’d Bang Ashley Tisdale And Here’s Why
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

07

Jan

Megan Fox Slutting Out in Madame Magazine of the DAy

You may be asking yourself who Megan Fox is, now that she’s been fired from the one movie she was really ever known form, so instead of getting naked in a scandal, she went on got married, a totally backwards way to win the only people who care she exists back, but I guess she’s got some new PR people, doing some damage control, by getting her to slut out in a photoshoot for a magazine in France, because everyone knows when you want to be recognized as the hot pussy you are known for when everyone forgets you, France publications are the logical way to crawl yourself back in….and who really cares, I’m hungover, exhausted and she’s in fishnets, she wins and inher winning…we all win…at least that’s what she wants us to think….

Forgotten or not, she’s overrated, but I’ll still stare at her….

Posted in:Megan Fox

2011

07

Jan

Kim Kardashian Filling Up of the Day

It’s nice to see Kim Kardashian stage a photo op every chance she gets, but I’m not buying into this one for a fucking minute, I mean I’ve see the Kim Kardashian porn and I’ve seen her out of her SPANX and the only filling she’s ever done is with black cock in her mouth and pussy, or with cakes, pastries and all things fried down her fucking lazy face….There is no way she was raised to be the kind of girl who does this kind of thing, she’s probably doesn’t even wipe her own ass cuz she has hired help for that…There is no way she doesn’t drive the extra 15 minutes to get to a full service center and as much as I appreciate her attempt to be pedestrian, a commoner who actually does things for themselves and not the American brat royalty she thinks she is that is catered on we know she is, and I appreciate the desperate attempt to get a picture taken of her, and I appreciate her ass in tight pants, but I just can’t help laugh at this mangled up faced trash….cuz she is nothing but a joke….a joke America loves to make richer and richer and richer everyday….it is all your fucking fault people…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

07

Jan

Victoria’s Silvstedt White Whore Dress of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is a nobody…I have no idea why I am compelled to put up pictures of her. She’s nothing but a uselss prostitute..working for some billionaire as his Mistress cuz he always wanted pussy that was once in Playboy…Seriously, I think she was famous for a month 14 years ago…I am convinced the average perseon has no idea who she is but for some reason I’m staring at her Swedish body, lean, tanned, fake tits, fake face, fake hair, like it’s some kind of time warp and I just walked into a stripclub in 99, when all bitches looked like this prepping for Y2k, trying to join Pam Anderson’s army or some shit….

She’s not naked or getting fucked in these pictures…she’s walking around with what could be her boy toy she gets to fuck while the billionaire jerks off in the corner….and There’s really no reason for me to post about her, other than to say this is some kind of mystery, I’ll never really understand….

Posted in:Victoria's Silvstedt

2011

07

Jan

Anna Paquin’s Lesbian Pantyhose Legs of the Day

Anna Paquin is not hot in any way. I don’t care how many hit shows, or cult classics she gets her dyke ass on, she’s fuckin disgusting, which would explain her lesbianism….

See, there’s nothing I hate more than lesbians and that’s only because lesbians hate me and have always hated me. I like to think it’s because I always make fun of them, you know pulling out my dick in front of them, offering to father their child, cuz I don’t believe lesbian actually exist….to me it’s a fucking myth….

Sure, there are bitches who choose a cockless life cuz they want to, whether because they hate men cuz men molested them, raped them, or was mean to them or men hate them cuz they are fat and ugly and need someone to get them , or if it’s cuz they think it is trendy and cool to dress like a lumberjack, gain 50 lbs and shave your dyke construction boot wearing head, but they are all just overcompensating, cuz lesbianism doesn’t exist…

I know for a fact that biologically, a woman craves having a baby and that indirectly means she craves a cock….

Dykes choose to be dykes, or are forced into it for lack of cock willing to get them, and I think they hate that I know their little bullshit scam…

Either way, Anna Paquin knows lesbianism is bullshit, cuz I just remembered she’s not a dyke, she’s bi, so here are her bi-sexual legs, short and unattractive even to the pantyhose fetishists, because it’s a slow fucking day.

Seriously, why the fuck did I just post this? Oh right, to rip into lesbians cuz they are full of shit and to seduce True Blood fans into the site….cuz seriously, these pics are definitely not hot.

Posted in:Anna Paquin

2011

07

Jan

Rihanna’s Leather Pants of the Day

Tight leather pants make for a stinky fucking pussy….This has been one of my more intellectual posts of all time…you know one that really inspires and makes you think about the state of all vaginas in these leather looking plastic pants that you know is not breathable, leading to all kinds of shit, I’d probably be more than happy to burry my face into….cuz I’m a vagina loving pervert. I love vagina so much sometimes I wonder what pussy was like on a generational level…I’m talking did caveman pussy smell the same as pussy that Jesus ate or as the pussy Joan of Arc ate, or as Old West Brothel pussy, and how does that compare to modern day pussy or even pussy from prohibition era…It’s a problem…

Posted in:Rihanna

2011

07

Jan

Claudia Schiffer’s Asian Umbrella Holder of the Day

Fany pants! You know you’ve made it when you can take a little Asian man away from his convenience store/sweatshop/computer programming, to work as your personal umbrella holder, cuz everyone with money knows holding your umbrella is ungodly, uncomfortable, and almost embarrassing, you know for common folk, and anyone who’s anyone has a poor immigrant do it, to strip him of all dignity he once had out of him…

Here’s ex-model/David Copperfield Trick, Claudia Schiffer showing us how the other side lives….This must be what Rihanna was singing about…Now I get it….

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer

2011

07

Jan

Is this J.Woww Topless?? of the Day

My good friend Mahmoud, who I have never met or spent time with, discussing politics or the muslim faith over ham sandwiches, emailed me and a handful of other sites who don’t trade traffic with me, asking if this was J.Woww.

It is supposed to be 3 years ago, when she was 23 and I’ve never seen Jersey Shore, since I feel it is the devil’s work, and I wouldnt know if it was or wasn’t, but figure you’re into this kind of thing and you will have the answers oh mighty pervert reader I know doesn’t actually exist but in a figment of my imagination…..

So the question of the day is is this J.Woww’s tits or not. I’m going with no, however the girl in the pics is definitely equally lame, cheesy and ready for her Ed Hardy and bottle of Goose to dance on tables and show everyone her gutter thonged drunk ass, from the fake Chanel to the white ink heart tattoo, we know that if this isn’t J.Woww, we’re dealing with one of her kind….some stripper looking trash….I’d expect to be topless…all the time…to feed her illegitimate babies…

Update: Mahmoud just sent this in, if you are wondering the source of the video, that Mahmoud has all the answers….

This was from a Girls Gone Wild best of video called “TOP 50 BESt BREASTs EVER” she was number 36.

Update from Mahmoud – Who has really been investigating this:

I got this reply from Girls Gone Wild V.P.:

“thanks for the email but that is not JWow. We know who the girl is that you sent pictures of and have confirmed her identity. Thanks for trying and keep watching Girls Gone Wild.”

Posted in:J Woww