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2011

17

Jan

Amy Winehouse Fake Tits Fall on Stage of the Day

I had a similar weekend to Amy Winehouse’s life….only with a lot less skinny leg, flat ass, big foot, bloated stomach like she was from Ethiopia and not fucking it, with hot fake tits to cover-up for a drug addiction, dancing like some kind of tranny in the gay clubs….but there was definitely dizziness, falling and drinking in my bathtub alone while crying, something I like to refer to as happiness, until my wife clogged the toilet next to me, makin’ her own muddy waters, and not the Muddy Watters this bitch channels everytime she sings her songs…

This video is amazing. I love Amy Winehouse. She keeps it real like she was Charlie Sheen…Not that I know what that means….but fucking hookers, pornstars and sluts while high on coke openly is pretty fucking awesome for someone from bullshit Hollywood…

Now back to Amy Winehouse…That’s what matters…

Posted in:Amy Winehouse

2011

14

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

In the even you didn’t notice – the site was semi-hacked which is appropriate because I only get semi-erections that you wouldn’t know were semi- because they are so small – but that I know are semi cuz they tingle….but my site was possibly hacked and causing people problems – so I spent all day trying to fix it – even though I barely know how to send an email…I contemplated shutting down, but instead I drank it out…

It could be fixed, it probably isn’t. If you are a genius – feel free to email me….

I am lookin for a few things:

1- BBM people to send me sleazy pics via Blackberry – Add Me – 234f6524
2- Facebook Like on my Facebook Page

Here are a few more things I am looking for:

3- Nude pics of girls.
4- Vacation
5- Winning the lottery
6- A new pair of shoes
7 -maybe a haircut
8- Dance lessons so I can live out my dream as a ballerina
9- a tv to watch this free boxset of Hannah Montana I got sent to me a year or two ago….
10- a dvd player to watch those dvds on
11 – food
12- a private jet
13- whiskey
14- a gift card at a brothel
15 – 2 willing french girls who are into getting fisted….
16 – a record deal….to share my angelic voice

I could go on all night, instead, I’ll just post my stepLINKS….

Britney Spears Hard Thighs….
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Amy Winehouse Still Knows How to Put on a Show and By Put on a Show I Mean Fall All Over the Place Drunk
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Kim Kardashian REALLY Want’s the World to Know She Has BReasts
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Because It’s Friday and We All Need a Way to Unwind (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan is Cured and By Cured I Mean Hanging Out at Bars
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Two Busty Latinas Play With Each Other (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Blondes in Sports
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Say Goodnight Fight – VIDEO
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Because You Can’t Have Fun Without Toys (NSFW)
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Anne Vyalitsyna See Through Bra (NSFW)
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Some Rachel McAdams Hotness
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Pauline Butcher Wants to Give You a Workout
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Olivia Munn Knows How To Swallow A Weiner Literally
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Martha Stewart’s Dog Mauled Her Ass! – Photos
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Lesbian Asses Banging together Are Hypnotic (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Alicia Silverstone
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Facebook Hottie of the Day
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Screaming Like a Girl at a Taser Demo – VIDEO
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A Gallery of Cuties (NSFW)
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Jessica Burciaga is the Hottest Thing I’ve Seen All Day
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Chick Shakes Her Ass for The Camera and Its Hot (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Mandy and Kat Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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So Apparently Christina Hendricks Was in Playboy in the 90’s and Here Are Some of the Photos
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A Collection Of Olivia Munn’s Hotness
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I Wanna Bang This Summer Glau Chick
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Heather Vandeven Doing It for You Pleasure
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Now This Babe is What I Call a Basketball Fan
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Cutey on a Rooftop
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Candice Swanepoel: Team Candice > Other VS Angels!!
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Cute Teen showing her perfect Boobs
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jesus Christ Paris Hilton Got ANOTHER Reality Show?
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And That’s What Happens When You Fuck Up a Guitar Solo – VIDEO
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More Naked Cuties
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Did You Know Sofia Vergara Had Cancer? I Must Have Been Too Distracted By Her Cleavage to Realize
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Wet Peach Corin (NSFW)
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Joanna Krupa Is in Miami and In a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde Looking All Kinds Of Hot
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Olivia Munn Can Swallow My Weiner Anytime
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Kim Kardashian, A Dating Slut And Whore
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Kim Kardashian’s Fuckable Tits In Spandex
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Yeah, I’d Still Fuck Britney Spears
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Aubrey O’day Would Be Good At Sucking Cock
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

14

Jan

Miss America Bikini Pictures of the Day

Apparently there was a beauty pageant and with all beauty pageants they had a bikini competition because you can’t spell beauty without bikini. I know that made no sense….I am just bored as fuck and these pictures aren’t doing it for me…I hate pageant girls…mainly because they are the ones who enlist themselves in the shit…meaning they think they have what it takes to make it and win…while I far prefer bitches who don’t realize they are hot and worth listening to talk about generic questions and policies they know nothing about…it’s easier to deal with…

These pageant girls have had too much positive reenforcement…the kind of person you will kill yourself if you ever land her and get the opportunity to knock her up and take it cuz girls like that aren’t supposed to let guys like you in them….Since I don’t have the right to post these pictures….here is a totally unrelated beauty paegeant….

To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link
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Posted in:Miss America

2011

14

Jan

Megan Fox Fuckin’ Sucks of the Day

Remember when Megan Fox was this big deal everyone talked about…you know so relevant in our society that people didn’t even care that she was engaged to a 40 year old from 90210 about 15 years after he was famous…unwilling to get naked in roles, talking bullshit about being bi, trying to milk the whole sex appeal thing, until one day it all ended and people stopped caring, because having an ego when you are so replaceable doesn’t work, because getting fired from the one movie role that put you on the map and actually marrying 90210 actually makes you a joke and even if under your lame clothes lies a bitch worth fucking, even when dressed like an off duty stripper, she fucking sucks….in a bad way.

Posted in:Megan Fox

2011

14

Jan

Emma Roberts in a Tight Tank Top of the Day

All I gotta say is that I am happy these pictures aren’t of Emma Roberts’ aunt-Julia Roberts….because the only tight fabric I want to see Julia Roberts, is a pair of pantyhose around her neck, hanging from a closet like she was that Kung Fu Tranny in Thailand….That’s not to say I wish she was dead, it’s to say if she was dead, I wouldn’t feel polluted by being exposed to her shitty fucking movies…but I’d probably also take her in a tight bondage restraints with her asshole gaping, but that’s just because it’s hard to find willing ass rape partners…especailly when they are famous bitchs…maybe Julia Roberts isn’t that bad…but I’m still happy this is her young, tight, small titty neice….

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2011

14

Jan

Snooki is a Fat Bitch of the Day

It makes no sense to me that a pig like this is being followed by the paparazzi, landing book deals, has a TV show, when really I’d expect her to be working at the mall, or the bowling ally, where she spends her days eating chocolate and candy, and her nights at the all you can eat buffet, before getting shit faced with all her friends who decided to go to college instead of being the slob in the corner, passed out with her piss covered panties exposed…

She is disgusting, like the girl that no matter how loud she gets isn’t worth noticing, even when throwing herself at you at 3 am, desperate to have a dick in her mouth to feel validated….

But for some reason, she’s a star in America and her waistline just can’t justify that.

Posted in:Snooki

2011

14

Jan

Kim Kardashian is Meaty Leaving the Gym of the Day

This is not the body of someone who goes to the gym. This is the body of a bitch who likes having pictures of her taken who knows everyone will talk if they see her going to the gym just out of sheer amazement of her how thick she is and how thick she would be if she didn’t work out.

I don’t believe the lie. I just know her whole business relies on being seen because she’s not a talent, she’s not an actor or singer, really andy rich, busty, round shaped cunt with no self respect and a sex tape of her getting fucked hard by black men could replace her….any of Paris Hilton’s jealous friends who want the same flash in the pan legacy for doing pretty irrelevant shit could be Kim Kardashian…but only a few of them are that into bottom feeding for a couple bucks and male attention.

She is garbage, or actually sewage, but that’s cuz she likes when people go to the bathroom on her and I’m just helping the problem posting these pics of her…and if this site was relevant….I’d really be mad at myself….

Here are her pics…yes this is my second Kardashian post today…I’m dealing with a hacker – give me a break.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

14

Jan

Lorene Renard Nipples for Some Company of the Day

Her name is Lorene Renard. She’s apparently some french model from France, which doesn’t explain why she’s cleanly shaven, unless the bikini wax has become international, and ruined my hairy bitches fun, which I think is pretty much the case, thanks to porn, playboy cosmo and other bullshit marketing that makes girls think they have to be hairless to be attractive, not that it matters because what matters is that all french pussy puts out easy, I’m talking anal on the first date easy, cuz they like to live the good life, and have no room for thing that get in the way of that, like morals and values when it comes to sex, making this hard nippled model in her first ad campaign a lot more appealing….

Posted in:Lorene Renard

2011

14

Jan

Kim Kardashian Twitter Bikini Picture of the Day

Clearly, Kim Kardashian was craving a little attention from people the other day, because she put this bikini picture on twitter, clearly screaming “Look at me” like the little girl in the grocery store who pulls out her vagina cuz she knows it gets a reaction, only far more washed up than that….

I guess it’s cuz everyone’s been making fun of her, that she’s not being seen as the sex symbol she wishes she was and I’m not complaining, because as annoying, retarded, bad-faced Kim Kardashian is, and as much as I hate pornstars who crossover to mainstream, I still love her big ass and titties to stare at, even if I know how blackened her meat has become….

Obvious Hustle, but good hustle, I just wonder how many shots it took her to get this one at the right angle to hide her gut.

Good times.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

14

Jan

Natalia Vodianova in her Underwear of the Day

Natalia Vodianova is some Russian model who I always hear people talking about. She escaped Russia to be a successful model when she was 15. The perfect age for nude fashion shoots and topless runway shows because modeling is the only legal kiddie porn these days….not that I am into that stuff…but I know you are…

She’s married to some billionaire property guy in the UK, because Russian girls all think they are princesses, high maintenance bitches who forget about communism because they are too blinded by Dolce and Gabana and their gangster boyfriends….

She looks good half naked, I just wish I didn’t read that she has 3 kids on wikipedia, trying to bring you the facts, cuz that just ruined everything…

Posted in:Natalia Vodianova