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2010

30

Dec

Erin Wasson’s Nipple in Elle Spain of the Day

Erin Wasson is one of those cool models who surfs, probably smokes weed, gets drunk and farts in front of her boyfriend and giggles like a school girl, cuz she is just so laid back, and down to earth, and living off her stupid money so that she has a life of retired person and he doesn’t care cuz he’s fucking some model pussy, farting or annoying or not, everyday is fucking Christmas….literally….

She walked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2007. She was probably naked in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar and here she is showing half a nipple for Elle Spain cuz that’s just how Europeans do it….

Erin Wasson
Erin Wasson’s Nipple in Elle Spain of the Day

Erin Wasson is one of those cool models who surfs, probably smokes weed, gets drunk and farts in front of her boyfriend and giggles like a school girl, cuz he doesn’t care, he’s fucking some model pussy, farting or not, everyday is Christmas, no matter how disgusting she may be cuz she’s so laid back and cool…..

She walked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2007. She was probably naked in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar and here she is showing half a nipple for Elle Spain cuz that’s just how Europeans do it….

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2010

29

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck the Holidays, then cum on her fucking face and tits, seriously, this year has been the single most I’ve drank, eaten, passed out on park benches with my pants around my ankles after trying to convince a random girl who was humoring me it’d be a good idea to jerk me off before falling the fuck asleep…

I don’t need Mexico, Florida or luxury ski vacations…..I just need hard drinking and desperate, lonely bitches who have most of their tits/vaginas/anus intact..

It’s not over yet and I’m hoping to come out alive, with a mild STD to remind me this Chritmas miracle happened….

I can just never give up…

Some New Stephanie Seymour Old Big Lady in a Bikini Pics…
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Diary of a Crackhead
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Get an Awesome Shirt for 25 Bucks Including Shipping
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Because These Are the Type of Chicks That Will Get You Off
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Vanessa Hudgens Has a Pretty Sweet Ass
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Kelly Brooke is Getting Married So Let’s Look At Her Naked Body While We Still Have the Chance
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She May Get Her Fist Stuck Up There – VIDEO
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The 20 Funniest Track and Field Fails Recently
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Katherine Moennig is Topless
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Bethenny Frankel Showing Off Her Awesome Rack
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Caprice Bourret May Be Old, But I’d Still Bang Her
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SURPRISE! Guess Who got Divorced Already
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Some Rihanna Just Because
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Throwback Snooki Showing her Ass Shots
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Olivia Wilde Bikini Hotness
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Well Hello Vanessa
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How Great is This Slut’s Rack?
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Hey There Trombone Tits – VIDEO
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Kelsey Grammer is Fucking Delusional
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Bad Santas – A Gallery
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Paris The Vixen is Out of Hand
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When Ass Implants Go Wrong – VIDEO
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Cute Little Teen Babe Webcams it up When Her Parents Leave
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Isabella and Carmella Have Backyard Pussy Fun – VIDEO
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Teairra Mari Tweets Topless Pic
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A Nice Collection off 2010ès Hottest Actresses
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Sindee Gets Pounded By the Fucking Machine
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Killian Martin is a Better Skateboarder Than You or I Will Ever Be – VIDEO
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Man I Love a Japanese Cutey
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Katy Perry Bikini Throwback
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Football Kitten is the LOL CAT of the Day – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mmmmmmm Eva Mendes
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Alley and Kyla Get It On – VIDEO
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Holly Madison is One Sad Gold Digger
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Christina Hendrick’s Insane Tits Wanna Play Wonder Woman
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Striptease of the Day
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Etty Farrell Looks Good Topless
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Vanessa Hudgens Has A Fuckable Ass And Here It Is
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I Jerked Off To These Snooki Upskirt Pics
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I Want To Grab Stephanie Seymor’s Tits Too
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Stupid Celebrity Tattoos
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2010

29

Dec

Kim Kardashian is Fatness of the Day

The nice thing about Kim Kardashian is that she’s always rockin’ her Holiday weight. She doesn’t need an excuse for being fat, she’s always big, sloppy and fat, but sometimes she’s smart enough to SPANX that shit into a curvy people can get excited about, but I guess now that she’s made it, she can afford to be a lazy ball of buttery shit, especially with all the sleepless nights she’s been having working hard on her one true passion…..music….Seriously, I just read that she was on her way to the music studio, that she’s doing a collab with Kanye West, and that her new scam money making hustle is music and I have a feeling it is gonna work…..because that’s just how much America scrutinizes over quality product….in their shitty processed food and in their shitty entertainment….

Fingers are crossed that it’ll be over the second this fat lady sings….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

29

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Hides Her Mustache Wax of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is leaving her waxer and I assume she’s covering her face because she had her lip waxed and shit is swollen red and irriated. It’s not her fault she’s a hairy little monkey, at least based on her nudes and if she really wanted to divert our attention, she would have just walked around crotchless, showing the world her other set of lips, swollen, irritated and waxed for her New Year’s weekend, cuz last time I checked girls don’t get one lip waxed without the other, and I know waxing as I tried to be a waxing apprentice the last 9 years, cuz seeing pussy off all ages seemed like a line of work I could be passionate but life’s just not that good for us…so here she is being awkward and obvious.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2010

29

Dec

Valentina Zelyaeva’s Nipple for Elle Russia of the Day

Here is some Russian model I’ve never heard of, I’m not a fashionista and don’t keep track about this shit, I am more about the nudity in fashion than fashion itself.

She has apparently been around for a while…She is apparently really happy about the fall of communism….but most importantly she’s apparently showing nipple, something that keeps me reading Vogue like it is my religion…cuz I don’t have a religion…but I like tits…..

I don’t know what I’m saying, I’m still in drunken Holiday mode, what the fuck are you doing on the internet right now loser…

Posted in:Valentina Zelyaeva

2010

29

Dec

Elisabetta Canalis in her Bikini of the Day

All I know is that these pictures are better than the midget with retard scars on her knees who was staring in the porno I thought was a great idea to watch despite everyone on the cover looking like they were found on the street or in a homeless shelter. I am talking toothless, unshowered and disgusting……all fucking each other….

So whether this whore is actually a whore trying to advance her career by dating George Clooney, or whether she is actually into him and it just conveniently helps her get her name out in America, cuz Italian acting pay isn’t quite as good or not…she’s got a rockin’ body in her bikini and if I was George Clooney or at least in his position, I’d let all the hot pusys around use me while I use them, it’s a fair trade off.

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2010

29

Dec

More Pics of Bar Refaeli in her Bikini of the Day

I am pretty down with this Bar Refaeli chick….and I figured posting pictures of her thickness in a bikini is always worth doing….even if it is a few days too late…or if the world has already seen them…because as far as I’m concerned, they never get old or tired…even if she does.

To See Some Newer Bikini Pictures of her Curvy, Luxurious Body from Some Photo Agency I Am Not Allowed to Post Pictures From – Follow This Link
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2010

29

Dec

Karissa and Kristina Shannon Pole Dance in Somewhere of the Day

I feel like I may be the official Karissa Shannon Fan Club website….

I post about this bitch always and I don’t even find her interesting….Sure her sex tape that featured her getting rocked hard by a black actor turned drug dealer was alright…but I’m sure it was nothing like how her dad used to stick it to her and her twin sister when they were growing up and learning how to strip at a young age to pay for daddy’s beer….you know how it is in white trash homes.

Here was her exclusive sex tape clip Vivid sent me years ago…..

If anything I barely find her hot…She is just typical, obvious and boring…it just worked cuz she was willing to get naked and had a twin sister who was also willing to get naked….and the whole attempt to get famous like she was Kim Kardashian with a black man sex tape was an alright hustle, if maybe she wasn’t already a stripping, Playboy, getting naked for money attention seeker prior to her officially fucking on camera…

Here she is in some Sofia Coppolla movie called Somewhere that I should be getting paid to promote, but I am not….making some mainstream crossover with her sister…thanks to Heff….which must be exciting for her considering her future is going to filled with throat fucking bootleg midget porn…cuz that’s just what happes at rock bottom…I wonder how much character research she had to do for this one….I mean since she was just playing her stripping whore self…and when it comes to stripping, I never complaining..


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Posted in:Karissa Shannon|Shannon Twins

2010

29

Dec

Autumn Reeser Sex Scene in Some Movie of the Day

I remember the name Autumn Reeser from The O.C cuz I used to watch the OC with a bunch of older perverts who would go to college bars after each episode to talk up young drunk bitches about something they were interested i thinking it would up our chances in getting them nice and date raped.

I remember everyone going nuts over this bitch, but I don’t really remember this bitch, so I looked her up and it turns out she got married back in May, announced that she is pregnant December 1st, and that pretty much means she’s over before she’s really even started,

Luckily for you, you can see her almost erotic in a pre baby sex scene, showing the world how she got pregnant, without the actual sex, in some movie called Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball and this scene’s pretty hot…unfortunately she won’t be in 7-8 months…that’s the life of a chick….

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2010

29

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I had great jokes, great commentary, great ideas, great everything, but then I drank 3 bottles of wine, 1 glass of vodka, and watched some really obscure, and terrifying midget porn, and I’ve kinda lost my vision. It is one of those can’t unsee things you’d like to situations, but I figure, I might as well post my stepLINKS, cuz traumatized or not, it’s the right thing to do.

On a sidenote, I can’t believe people read this site.

Here are mmy stepLINKS

I must be on GHB cuz I’ve lost my mind, it’s turned into Bananas….Bananas.

Now send me nudes…

Best of 2010: Heidi’s Boobs Fell Out
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And Today in Lindsay Lohan Drama…
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Britney Spears Caught Picking Her Nose
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Camille Grammer 50 Million Dollar Tits
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Demi Lovato Now A Bangable Goth
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Another Leaked MILEY Closet Pic
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Karissa Shannon Has A Fuckable Ass And Here It Is
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Sophie Anderton. Sure Her Tits Are Small But She Looks Hot In A Bikini
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Because You’re Probably On Holiday and Deserve to Get Your Rocks Off
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Clara Morgane’s Sexy 2011 Calender
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Kelly Osbourne is Doing Well and By Doing Well I Mean Having a Public Nervous Breakdown
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Drunk Chick Flashes Her Tits and Pussy at the Club – VIDEO
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Blondes Do It Better: 50 Hottest Blondes in Sports
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Welcome to Thong Heaven! – GALLERY
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A One Man Group of Village People Is Even More Awesome Than It Sounds – VIDEO
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Because I Know There’s a Few More Toys You Need to Get After Christmas
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Stephanie Seymour See Through Hotness
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Natalie Portman Has a Baby Growing Inside Her Or Something
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Victoria Silvstedt is Very Friendly
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Jessica Burciaga Will Make Your Morning Right
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NO TOUCHING THE WHORES – VIDEO
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The Giant Collapsing Cauliflower Sheep. Say That 3 Times Fast – VIDEO
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A Very Christmas Random Gallery
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Nicki Minaj is Half Naked
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Some Keri Hilson Hotness
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Really Cute Teen Strips Naked in her Bathroom While Her Friend Records
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Say Hello to Renata…
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Party With Rihanna For Some Nips And Tit Flashing
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Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Hotness in Cabo
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Cassandra Cruz Strips Down
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Rosario Dawson Gallery Hotness
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Girls Like This Make Me Think I Should Move to Sweden
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Naked VS Angels in French PHOTO Mag
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And Another Random Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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CoCo’s Butt Does The Fred Astaire
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Striptease of the Day
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Mia, Adriana or Dominika?
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Get Intimate With Jenya
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8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date a porn star
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I Woudln’t Want to Smell Like Jennifer Aniston Either
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Hey There Jasmine – GALLERY
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The holidays get me drunk….

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