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2010

29

Nov

Michelle Bombshell McGee’s Publicity Stunt Continues of the Day

I guess when you’re a stripper nazi pig who does some sleazy low level photoshoots for the internet, hoping one day to be famous has been your hustle all these years, before you managed to secure unprotected sex on the regular with a semi-famous dude with a very famous wife, you’d pretty much go back to being a stripper nazi pig who does sleazy low level photoshoots once the scandal blows over and no one cares….even if you try every stunt to get more and more attention before people stop caring….by staging more and more idiotic scandals…only to realize that you were just a pawn in getting Bullock an Oscar, cuz a regular divorce woulda been a waste of a publcity stunt….cuz the only work you can get is working a booth at some Sex Tradeshow in Australia. Pathetic…..and disgusting…but then again, I hate bitches that look like this….but at least she’s keepin’ it festive…even if she’s more about cutting her nipples off for Satan than getting her tits felt up for 10 dollars a song for Santa…and who gives a fuck.

Posted in:Michelle Bombshell

2010

29

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s “Recovering Addict” Act is So Obvious of the Day

We get it Lohan, you’re a recovering addict, but do you have to play this shit up like the weirdos at the local Dunkin Donuts who sit their all hours of the night chain smoking and downing coffee together so they don’t fall off the wagon. You know shaking, pacing all while looking like fucking death lighing cigarette of cigarette whining about your problems and talking about when you used to use cuz you’re so fucking self involved.

I have see this so many times before…This is so obvious…like she’s rehearsing a role from a movie…cuz all Lohan really grasps is being obvious. She’s the kind of phony bitch who dresses hip hop to go to a hip hop show, or who dresses rock & roll to go to a rock show, cuz she has no fucking soul, just a shapeshifter in an identity crisis, licking pussy cuz she got manipulated into it, doing heroin cuz it stops the pain…and really who cares…she is hot.

I still want to fuck her….if anything this makes me want to fuck her even more…but I have a thing for people with emotional baggage, insecurities and ex addictions, cuz crazy bitches are more fun, better in bed, and usually pretty accommodating cuz they are hurting so much on the inside, all they really want is a fucking hug.

Here are some more pics of her, cuz I love her and her Herpes equally…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

29

Nov

Russell Simmons Business Meetings With Girls in a Bikini Top of the Day

Here are some pictures to remind you that behind all major Hip Hop, even the most hardcore gangster shit you think is straight from the fucking intercity projects, is a very very rich old Jewish man. Gangster.

I know this isn’t real news, but the entertainment industry always makes me laugh. It is run by a handful of people and repackaged over and over again that we think the moguls are in charge, when really they are just bitches working for someone else, and we should have known better cuz everyone knows anyone with an Adult Lisp couldn’t have done it on his own.

Posted in:Russell Simmons

2010

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I have this thing for bitches with D-cup tits, tight pussy lips and ass that don’t need spit to stick my dick in it….but instead I have to stare at a flat chested obese woman with buried pussy lips that doesn’t need spit to stick my dick in it cuz it’s constantly lubricated with sweat.

I don’t know why I got so drunk last night, I don’t know what I drank a 40 of vodka mixed with wine….I just know that I’m as recovered as I am going to be and it is time to get more…only this time let’s hope I cum…cuz last night while trying to enter unsuspecting womb, I was forced to use my fist, cuz my dick wasn’t responsive and fisting girls always ends in a piss filled mess.

Not that you care…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Leighton Meester is Getting Hotter By the Day of the Day
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Tina Turner is 71 and Hotter Than Any Chick You Will Ever Bang
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This T-Shirt Got My Fat Tits on My Dick and my hand on wet pussy lips…
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This Bitch Is A Water Fountain
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Corporate Retreat Fuck-up!
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Kelly Brook’s Awesome Tits Make Me Thankful
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Because You’re Probably American and That Means You Have a Long Weekend and Have Fuck All to Do
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Let’s All Give Thanks for Kelly Brooke’s Amazing Cleavage
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College Chick Does Self Fisting Proper – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders From NCAA Basketball
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How to: Survive a Corporate Retreat Without Killing Your Co-Workers
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Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pokie Nipples
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Kate Moss is Looking Bangable While Promoting Her New Fragrance of the Day
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Drunk Dumb Bitch in a Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Halle Berry Panty Flash
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The Best Looking Broads From The AMAs, All in One Gallery
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The Hottest Chick You Will See All Day
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Slut with a Tramp Stamp Strips Down – VIDEO
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Dancing with the Stars in Brazil Gets Dirty and I Like It – VIDEO
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Let’s Hear It For Little Titties – GALLERY
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I Forgot How How Eve, The Rapper Could Look Pretty Hot
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Charlotte Church Has Tree Trunk Legs of the Day
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I Got a Thing for Keri Hilson
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Nicki Minaj’s AQss is Outta Control
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How Baseballs Are Made (This is Awesome!!!) – VIDEO
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Helena Christensen & Marie-Ange Casta Are Your Fantasy of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Get a Load of These Two Gals – VIDEO
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Obscure Sex Act of the Day
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Nika is a Babe Worth Taking a Look At
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Random Pic Dump For a Friday
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A Little Bit of Rihanna, Just Because
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Here’s the Best of Bike Fails – VIDEO
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Petra is All Wet and Worth Taking a Look At
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This Dianna Agron Chick is Hotter Than I Realized
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Corin Riggs is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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So Some Dude Who Was on Ugly Betty Cut Off His Moms Head…Wait, What?
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Elisabetta Canalis is Looking Hot as Always
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Nicola Mclean: Big Tits, Tiny Bikini
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Halle Berry Shouldn’t Be A Parent
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

26

Nov

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here is Jennifer Aniston and her dried out, empty and lonely womb in a bikini lookin’ too good to not be getting cum thrown at her from every direction…clearly proving there is a deeper rooted problem with her that I call being a cunt with high standards who won’t take the cum that’s available to her…but the decision has allowed her to maintain this old lady body…that the idea of having kids to fufill you as person cuz that’s really your soul purpose as a woman…really goes out the window…keep up the not getting pregnant no matter how much you pretend to bitch…it’s good for your tits….and at this point, that’s really all you’ve got going for you.

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2010

26

Nov

Chelsea Handler Bikini Pictures of the Day

Chelsea Handler is fucking disgusting. I don’t know what made her think she can pull off this bikini, but I know it is miserable.

In case you didn’t know, I am not a fan of Chelsea Handler. I don’t like my women to be funny, cunty or acting like a gay dude, I like my women delicate and maternal…even though I married a fucking tank….

So even if Chelsea Handler was hot, I wouldn’t be able to see it, cuz I just see this bottom feeding, low level garbage, who has seen better days, like when she was firt coming up in the industry and did some casting couch hustle on video….and even those days weren’t all that much better…but at least she was willing to whore out to get out of her deadend waitress job….and who really cares…she has been wrecked…and she is a wreck…but people like him…I mean her…


Here she is in some funny sex scene that sucks
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Here are her tits from some Early in her Career Casting Couch Sex Tape
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Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2010

26

Nov

Jessica Simpson is a Thanksgiving Day Float of the Day

There comes a time in every fat chick’s life where she gets recognized and rewarded for her hard eating. I guess that day was yesterday for Jessica Simpson, where she wasn’t just asked to be in the prestigious thanksgiving parade by riding on a float, she was asked to be a fucking float. Now I don’t know if she was their emergency back-up cuz a tire blew out on the Butterball sponsored Float and she just happened to be at head office stocking up on supplies, you know right place right time….making her some hefty Thanksgiving hero…and I’d like to give thanks to her horrible diet on this beautiful hungover friday…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2010

26

Nov

Michelle Bombshell Posing With Giant Dick of the Day

These pictures are totally appropriate for a usesless whore who isn’t all that useless cuz she basically is responsible for public humilation of Sandra Bullock, Something so many people before her have wanted to do cuz Sandra Bullock is just one of those celebs people find irritating and hate.

I have this thing where I can never hate a girl who poses in pictures with dicks. Sure she’s a trashy Nazi pig who I wouldn’t ever want to fuck…unless I had to cuz I hate this tattooed up pinup girl bullshit…and I couldn’t really care less if she got hit by a bus and was never spoken about again, but that’s not saying much cuz that’s how I feel about my wife even before I married her…so I’m pretty much full of fucking shit.

Posted in:Michelle Bombshell McGee

2010

26

Nov

Victoria Justice Getting Down with Some Furries of the Day

I don’t know what this is all about, but I can only assume it ended like this furries rape scene

I do think it’s just her at the Thanksgiving Day Parade…cuz Disney bitches are always involved in these strategic brainwashing kids events…

I just know this bitch is the new Miley to the perverts cuz Miley is 18 and no pervert wants a bitch when she’s over the fucking hill….I mean no pervert that would visit this site cuz I know plenty of perverts who will pretty much fuck anything….dead or alive….

I find these pictures boring as hell, but I posted them anyway.

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2010

26

Nov

Doutzen Kroes is the Pregnant Model of the Day

I was drinking Vodka til 7 am. I am a disaster. But not as much of a disaster as Doutzen Kroes pussy is going to be in a few months….

It’s always such a stupid decision when a model, especially a lingerie model jumps the soaking her uterus with semen….she should have thought it out….

I give thanks for the hangover….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes