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2010

15

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio in Leather Pants of the Day

I just posted pictures of Hilary Duff Sucking In Leather Pants , so I figured I’d take another stab at pictures of pussy in leather pants to get our fix for the day, since the last were so disappointing….

So here are some pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio showing us how leather pants lose their appeal when the paparazzi who takes the pictures doesn’t get into the photography process and get her to crawl around on all fours so we can see her ass and beaver in all it’s snug pant glory….

She’s a fucking bikini model and would probably have been more than happy to do something from behind and to show the world she still has a body cuz you gotta when that’s your line of work and you just had a kid….but instead these lazy immigrant motherfuckers just snapped her off with no real effort to make these as good as they could be….and I guess this is just further proof why the paparazzi get no respect…cuz they aren’t failed photography students trying to make a difference, but instead assholes from other countries with a camera trying to make a buck.

Boring…cuz these leather pants had so much potential and now all I have to work with is thinking about how hot, clammy, stinky, sweaty, drippy, amazing her ravaged mom pussy was after a night of dancing in these pants that don’t breathe….and I hate having to rely on fantasies…I am lazy and like shit in picture already set up for me…girl are more about pouring a hot bubble bath and lighting candles imagining “The Rock” inside them after a day of horseback riding…but dudes don’t have that kind of patience…we just need the fuckin’ content in our face and shoved down our throats…and this isn’t doin’ it.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2010

15

Nov

Hilary Duff in Some Leather Pants of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff proving that leather pants lose their appeal when you wear a shirt that goes down to your knees like a pale skinned fat girl at the water park who doesn’t want to get burned or show the world her digusting fucking body…..

Who cares about Hilary Duff, her hockey marriage or the fact her pussy and ass are used to boost team morale by getting gangbaned when not being used for new player initiation when not being used by her husband by dressing it up as one of the players to help get her husband off….

What’s really interesting is that if you look close enough you’ll see her sister Haylie “Bottomfeeder” Duff in what looks like a see through shirt way back in Hilary’s shadow, which I guess is where she’s most comfortable…cuz sometimes when you get the shitty genetics in the family, it’s best to ride the coatails….and the fact that she knows her place makes me think she also knows how to fuck well – overcompensating from a lifetime of feeling inadequate is always good times.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2010

15

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Ass in Denim of the Day

Rehab bores me but not as much as people who say “Rehab is for Quitters”. I saw that tee shirt a decade ago and you don’t have to keep bringing it up, it’s played out, it’s lived it’s life, and let’s focus on the good things that come out of rehab and that’s Lohan’s ass….

I have a feeling that Lohan was high the entire time she was faking being in rehab, if she wasn’t, I think she would have killed herself, because girls like this are serious pains in the ass for everyone who has to deal with them when these spoiled cunts don’t get what they want…

They are the worst kind of people, they are not decent people especially when they don’t get their drugs, while in lockdown while all their fake friends are out at the glamourous events they should be at….

I just like looking at Lohan’s ass from the comfort of my own shit stained couch cuz I know so many cocks have been in it over the years and at this angle I don’t have to smell the stale semen, disease and leftovers from her abortion (s).

I wish I wasn’t lazy and sent her a get well soon card while I knew where to find her. It coulda made for good content, but instead, here are some pics.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

15

Nov

Katy Perry’s Tits in Latex For BBC Radio 1 Bullshit of the Day

Katy Perry wears latex outfits cuz it is the only material strong enough to keep her gunt in and make her titties pop…that’s one of the reasons why shit is sold in sex shops and is considered “fetish” gear….the other reason is that dudes like the way their cum drips off it…something I’ve never quite ever cared about…but this one dude I know did enough to save up his money to buy one of this dresses to keep in his closet that he’d insist girls he brought wear…since he was paying them they’d do it…crackwhores don’t care about disgusting…but when I walked in on him wearing it….I realized the fetish had gone too far…the same feeling I have for Katy Perry’s career….and now her bullshit relationship to a homosexual for publicity cuz all dudes from England are gay…if they weren’t they wouldn’t have that faggy accent….that statement may be false, but Russell Brand just fuckin irritates me…but unfortunately for us…Katy Perry’s tits don’t…so with all my hating comes something positive about her…and as much as it hurts me to say that…her tits make it all ok.

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

15

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

I’m like a morning show a few hours too late. A few hot older mom legs and fake smiles too short. A fake tan and cooking segment too deprived and no real business communicating anything to anyone over any for of media….but here are my stepNEWS clips anyway, cuz I like weird shit that goes on in the world, and last time I checked, this was my site.

Seriously, these are genius…..

Caught on Tape: Woman slaps postal worker amid racist rant

A shocking video shows a woman slapping a postal worker during a racist rant outside of her home.

Caught on Tape: Denny’s Halloween Fight

Out of control Halloween fight at East Oakland Denny’s

Woman Slipped Date Rape Drug at South Street Concert

A 22 year old woman attending a concert at the TLA was slipped a date rape drug, driven to a NJ hotel and sexually assaulted

OH cop caught urinating in lake on dash cam

MN mom lies about daughter’s death, holds funeral

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2010

12

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what the highlight of my day was…my new friends on my free blackberry who send me pictures documenting how many fingers they can fit inside their vaginas, capping out at 5, knuckle deep….or the 9 girls who pretty much gang banged my dog, fully rubbing him down like he was a cock, molesting him in ways not even comparable to the way I was molesting them in my head….thanks Miley Cyrus for polluting my brain….but more importantly for polluting their brains…cuz 17 year olds were not that friendly, or in such short skirts showing off such lacy underwear when I was 17….not that it matters…it’s the weekend and it’s time for you to probably sit at home and do nothing…but I like to think you’ve got a little more substance and vagina than that…otherwise I’d be admitting that I write to a bunch of socially awkward losers everyday…when really I like to believe I write to a bunch of hot masturbating girls…who will need vibrators….

Good News – I Started My Own Sex Toy Store
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Add Me To Facebook Cuz We’re People and Facebook Does Connects People…
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Here are my stepLINKS

Taylor Momsen is Blaming Her Parents for Making Her Into Such a Little Whore
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The Latin Grammy Awards Has Spawned Our Friday Looking Good Sweetheart
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Huge Titty Slut is Fucking a Banana
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All the cool kids are wearing this….
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The 100 Worst Decisions in Sports History
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Nicki Minaj Covers Billboard: The First Lady Gaga Of Hip Hop
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VIDEO: Rihanna Performs On X-Factor In Italy –
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Kim Kardashian Joins The Umpa Lumpas
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Katy Perry is Horrible
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Because It doesn’t Get Much Better Than Rounding Off the Week With Cheap Whores
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You Are About to Fall In Love with Sara Jean Underwood
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Jasmine Dustin Panty Upskirt
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If It’s as Simple As Which One Do I Bang, It’s Keira Knightley
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Anything You Could Ever Want is All Right Here, Trust Me
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Candice Swanepoel Is Naked
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Lisalla Montenegro is the NewGirl I’m Stalking of the Day
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Super Sexy 24 Year Old Blonde can get in ANY Position she Wants – VIDEO
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Wanna touch My Tits? Well, Do You?
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Lol Cat of the Day Starring Everyone’s Favorite Pussy, MARU! – VIDEO
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Sophie Strauss Has One Tight Body
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Now Here’s a Chick I’d Like to Be All Over
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Transsexual Streetfighting of the Day
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Nothing Like a Girl on Girl Orgy to End the Week Right
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Dita Von Tease Just Because
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Mmmmmmm Sunny Leone is Tasty
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Lindsay Lohan, Hell Hath Frozen Over
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Dump Your Girlfriend for Megan By Maxim
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There’s Something About Short Curvey Girls That Turn Me On in an Oompa Loompa Kinda Way
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Maggi Caruthers is Just Plain Gorgeous
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kim Kardashian Sluts It Up as a Blonde
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That Angelina Slut From Jersey Shore Thinks Shes a Rapper Now – VIDEO
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Kristen Stewarts Shitty Lap Dance From Her New Movie
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Jenn Hilton on Video
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Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

12

Nov

Tilda Swinton’s Nasty Tits in Some Movie of the Day

Here is Tilda Swinton’s sex scene from some movie I am sure you won’t see called “I am Love”….based on the clip it should have been named “I am disgusting”…..mainly because I am disgusted by Tilda Swinton. I don’t know what it is about her but she’s repulses me. Just her face makes me fucking want to throw up….

I saw her win the academy award a while back and couldn’t figure out how the fuck she even made it in a move as someone who wasn’t playing a creepy school bus driver child molester or someone they dress up in a mask to play the evil villain….So the fact that someone cast her to have a sex scene is beyond me….but figured since I hate you, what better post to leave you while I take a minute to myself to reflect on the world in which we live…over some whiskey….

I just hope I don’t die at whatever I’m going to do away from this computer out there in the scary world. cuz I’d hate this to be the last DrunkenStepfather post of all time…especially since I just launched the stepTOYSTORE ….I had big plans so I’ll try not to jump in front of that train.

As a bonus here’s some bitch named Julia Primus’ tit in some movie you’ll never see called Same Same but Different cuz I downloaded it and am not gonna bother making a post about it….

Posted in:Tilda Swinton

2010

12

Nov

Shakira’s Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

People like Shakira. Her videos get a lot of views. It’s cuz she milks her South American roots and dances erotic and shakes her immigrant ass like she’s not pushing 40…cuz guys base how a girl fucks on the way she moves….so guys can watch her in motion and think how good that would feel on their dicks…and girls want to learn her moves so when they are in clubs guys will look at them and think the same thing about them…cuz no girl wants to be a bad dancer cuz everyone knows that theory on fucking like you dance…that I am not sure if it is true or not cuz I have a bad memory, but kinda remember banging a professionally trained dancer and thinking how great it was, but then again, she was into licking my ass and taking facials after I fucked her ass, while she went off about how she was a dirty little girl who daddy needs to spank and about how bad she needed to be sucking on a pussy while cumming on my dick….so I’m not quite sure it had anything to do with dance, but all to do with willingness to be dirty…

Here’s Shakira.

Bonus – Beth Ditto was there to make the Event extra sexy in what looks like it could be a see through, too small for her, yet big enough to cover your car in the winter, dress….if you think really fat pig lesbians who wear revealing clothes is sexy…cuz you have an overreating fetish…or because you know fat pussy is the only pussy you can get….

Posted in:Shakira

2010

12

Nov

Irina Shayk Showin’ Off at Some Event of the Day

Irina Shayk, the soccer star model girlfriend who is with the soccer star despite his homosexuality, cuz he pretty much put her on the map, offers her the good life and gets her noticed and invited to events that are good for her career…and that her Russian born ass probably wouldn’t have ever had the chance to go to, cuz she’d be too busy working a kiosk in the communist mall or stripping, unless of course she was exported to a very rich husband who ordered her by catalog, but it’s never the real rich guys who buy the Russians, but instead the virgin weirdos who realize they’ll never get laid and who save up all their money for years to make it happen, only to piss off the Russian when she arrives and realizes his one room apartment is shittier than war torn Russia before the fall of communism, so that she either kills him, or runs away, cuz Russian bitches are crazy…..and even when they’re showing leg and tit at event, I’m still scared of them.

Here are her pics….

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2010

12

Nov

Cher is a Fucking Monster of the Day

I know…Halloween was almost two weeks ago. There’s no reason to be posting pictures of a fucking monster, we’ve all had our share of vampires, ghosts, zombies, Edward Scissor Hands or whatever horror movies character Cher’s gothic lookin’ mutant face is channeling….

I just can’t help but post these pictures of Cher dressing her face’s age, I mean assuming she got her facelift 16 years ago, cuz that’s the general age group of people I see wearing leggings like this…they’re never on 65 year olds…and the whole thing confuses me, but not as much as how much it confused Cher’s daughter who grew a dick to live life as a man, probably because Cher fucked up raising her…but most likely cuz Cher had a drug fueled womb all these years ago….

Either way, it looks like Cher’s still got her vagina in these tight pants, unlike her daughter turned son, but I’d sure as hell be scared to see what happens when you tear the perforated edge of these pants to get at what’s underneath holding everything in place…but I unfortunately know that despite the fear, disgust, horror of it all, I’d probably try to lunch off whatever loose meaty remnants were there…cuz sometimes your perversion is far greater than your self-control…not to mention, it’d be a pretty funny story to put in my Memoir “Jesus Martinez: From Tears to Laughter”, that I’ve been writing the last 8 years and I’m still on the first page of…not that you care….

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