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2010

16

Nov

Mandy Moore for Old Times of the Day

Do you remember when everyone was Mandy Moore Obsessed. You know when she was under 18 and everyone thought she was the fucking future. People would write about her, guys would masturbate to her…then she turned 18 and Wilmer Valderama christened her into adulthood with his spanish seduction skills and love for young pussy, then a series of dudes like Andy Roddick would play tennis on her pussy and DJ AM would scratch records on her pussy as she faded into obscurity cuz she was boring….She just couldn’t keep her audience sucked in cuz she just wasn’t a big enough attention seeking slut….but unlike DJ AM, she’s still alive and I am posting these recent pics of her for old times and for the virgin loser dudes who have a hard time moving on from celebrity crushes cuz virgin loser dudes are generaly pretty OCD….

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2010

16

Nov

Amanda Seyfried is Boring in a Stupid Wig of the Day

This bitch is exactly like every stripper I’ve ever met. She’ll get naked, or dresses slutty and desirable, or put on heels and lace for a movie role, when she’s getting paid stupid money, but in her everyday life, bitch just fucking sucks and walk around unshowered, sloppy and looking like she just spent the last month camping.

Despite liking me some stinky, dirty, unshowered pussy every once in a while, cuz it’s got more flavor, it’s not something I generally jerk off to…especially when it’s Hollywood, since there are enough unshowered disgusting bitches in my everyday life….

Amanda Seyfried, even when in stupid costume, annoys me…because she just doesn’t try unless she’s getting paid, and that may be good work ethic, but it’s not the way celebrities are supposed to act, and I don’t think she’s talented enough to reinvent our expectations and the whole thing just pisses me the fuck off, I like bitches who are whores to their core, attention seeking and insecure, not just sloppy twats comfortable being seen in their pig-state cuz they think it’s cool not to care, especially when they make stupid much money cuz we pay to see her shit…it’s a total lack of respect and Amanda Seyfried half naked or not irritates the fuck out of me.

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2010

16

Nov

Britney Spears Nasty Panty Flash of the Day

Nothing says mentally sane like a woman who goes out in public with her extensions all over the place an her panties hanging out the top of her pants…especially when she knows the entire world is watching. But in Britney’s defense, the fact that she managed to get panties on is pretty impressive, I hear when it normally comes to dressing herself she’ll too busy flinging feces at the cage her handlers keep her in.

I never used to understand why girls wear underwear, and when I’d get down with a girl who wasn’t wearing underwear, I’d always get excited. I was like shit, this bitch is ready, there’s just one piece of clothing between her pussy and my dick and I love it…I remember being at bars so many times and walking upstairs behind hot pussy in front of me that was not wearing panties and I’d get a fucking hard on on the spot….but then I started dating a hippie bitch who thought underwear was repressive and that her thick bush was underwear enough or some shit and I realized the importance of underwear because it traps all their discharge and smells so that it doesn’t accumulate all over their jeans the bitch never washed and make me want to vomit every time I had to sit next to the bitch…..not that I generally get grossed out by pussy smells…but I do after seeing the inside theme of her jeans….not that you care…but here are some Britney Spears pictures of her underwear to remind us that despite being insane it’s always smart to put on a pair of underwear especially in jeans so that you can show the world that you’re not totally unable to care for yourself….which is what I assume Britney’s doing in these pics…and when I try to imagine what’s brewing in those panties…some kind of natural disaster or tropical storm part of me gets excited…the other part of me wants to throw up and unfortunately my dirty panty fetish always wins.

Here are the pics.

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2010

16

Nov

Bar Refaeli in a Lingerie Shoot of the Day

One of the highlights of my life was when a fake Bar Refaeli was private messaging me on TWITTER ….I knew that bitch was not actually Bar Refaeli, but was more likely some fat chick in indonesia trying to entertain herself, but it was nice to pretend…kinda like what happened to you when you found out your internet girlfriend you spent all these years working on actually was a morbidly obese dude with one of those voice boxes that alters your voice to sound sultry and amazing…even though the core of the whole thing is that you masturbated to a man…

Well you can redeem your fag self, with these amazing photoshoot pics of Bar Refaeli, edited and photoshopped but still amazing enough to make me want to risk the suicide bombers to blow up my balls all over her face after sneaking into her apartment…if that makes sense…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2010

16

Nov

Christina Aguilera Pregnant Lookin’ Body of the DAy

I know there are Rumors of Christina Aguilera being a dyke with Sam Ronson and I wouldn’t be surprised if she was actually getting down like that, it’s been proven she likes really strange looking things that are Jewish…not to mention publicity and shocking the world about her sexuality like a low grade Madonna in the 80s is her thing and she’s here with Nicole Richie who is part of that Sam Ronson crew….

However, it wouldn’t really explain why she looks pregnant and in maternity clothes, unless of course she’s eating her emotions to deal with eating nasty pussy, in a “where has my life gone and what has it become” kind of depression I’m sure you deal with daily. I don’t because I drink.

Either way, I know you fat American trash love you some big fat women who look like Anna Nicole Smith, because that’s just part of your fucking heritage, and you think big tits conquer all, even if they are attached to a fucking cow in a muumuuu….

Here she is at the premiere of her movie with Cher….Burlesque….She is a fucking tank…

Here’s a little Cher to scare us a little more…

Here is some more X-TIna getting a star on hollywood blvd that she paid for cuz that’s how it works…..

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2010

16

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

I like to bring the news to you first thing in my morning cuz I’ve got this weird fantasy where I’m the shit colored bi-product of Merridith Vierra and Al Roker’s dirty morning show fuck….

It was always a dream of mine to have a morning show of my own…but no one picked up my pilot since TV wasn’t ready for my morning masturbation to start your day tips, or my how to peep on your stepdaughters getting ready for school segment.

I was a man before my time….

Here’s the latest news:

Ice Cream Leads to Rape Suspect Identification

Rodeo Bull in Canada Jumps into Stands. No it wasn’t my wife. That bitch can’t jump.

FL Teacher Accused of Sex with Students…Isn’t that the whole point of being a teacher?

Ohio Forrest Fire Started by Burning Adult Magazines- Fucking Christians…

OH woman startled by man in clown mask breaks into her bathroom

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2010

15

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I blame sobriety for my shitty day. You see this weeekend I decided to not drink to see what happens when you don’t drink. I have no alcohol money cuz my site’s been broken the last month and I can hardly pay the servers, so I figured, I wouldn’t spend the last of my money on drinks, to keep the site up another month.

I heard that alcohol withdrawal makes you hallucinate and all these other amazing things, so I figured why not get fucked up on the cheaps by not getting fucked up at all. It really just made me hate my life more than I already do and I debated jumping under a moving car….and the hallucinations were more just dumb dreams and the whole thing was a waste of effort.


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Here are my stepLINKS….

X-Tina Looks like She’s Grabbing Her Twat
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Rihanna Says FUCK YOU to Children Around the World!
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You May Not Know it Yet – But This is Gonna Be THe Next Big Thing
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Because It’s Not Like You Have Anything Better to Do
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Some Mila Kunis Hotness
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This Bitch Loves Sucking the Elephant Doll While Getting Slammed on Video Like a Little Whore.
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The Hottes Wives and Girlfriends of the NFL
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Kelly Osbourne Panty Upskirt
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Taylor Swift On stage No Longer Jail Bait But Looking Like Jailbait…of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel OMFG, FAP Worthy Bikini Pics
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Kendra Strips Down For Some Window Washers
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Jessica Simpson’s Hot Fat CHick Tits Getting Married
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Hilary Duff Shows Off In A C Thru Top
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Miley Cyrus Lookin Like a Teenaged Street Walker
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Elle Liberachi is Airbrushed to High Hell But I Could Really Care Less
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50 Awesome Pictures Make Monday Bearable
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Street Fight Fail
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Sebastian Bach Not Only Looks Like One of the Real Housewives of Orange County Without Her Face Paint on, He Fights Like One Too.
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Meet Jessica Vice
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Nothing Like a Fight on the Subway
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Aubrey and Michelle Get It On – VIDEO
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Top 5 Bizarre Sex Toys
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why is Kesha so Fucking Grubby and Disgusting
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Tongues and Pussies Just go Together
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Dont You Wish She Was Your Girlfriend?
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The women in Montreal Are Amazing, Hands Down
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Who DOESNT’T Want to Cook Their Chickin in a Toaster?!?!
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I Wanna Be all Over Marion Cottilard
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Granmd Has Lost Her Mind – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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It’s Been Awhile Since We Had Some Shay
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Halle Berry’s Hottnes Shots
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fuck With Metallica
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Heidi Montag Mutant Face Just Because
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Scarlett Johansson is GQ’s Babe of the Year
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More Candice Swanepoel Sexiness From The 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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2010

15

Nov

Kristen Stewart in Some See Through Bathing Suit of the DAy

These pictures are pretty huge because Twilight is huge and not so much cuz Kristen Stewart is hot…you see cuz I find her inbred, but I think I can see her twat that so many relatives have touched and possibly even taught her to trim down cuz it’s easier to fight crabs back in their trailer park before she made it all famous in Hollywood land….where she sends back money for her “Pa” to buy cans of soup and chewin’ tobacco…cuz that’s just what redneck hick trash do.

But I could be wrong. Maybe she just looks and acts like white trash and really she’s from a normal classy family who fuck each other…I shouldn’t judge….except maybe the amazingness of a white bikini and all it’s vagina exposing qualities…I’ve always been a fan of that garment and all it has to offer my pervert ass.


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2010

15

Nov

Tinsley Mortimer is in a Bikini of the Day

I know that nobody cares about Tinsley Mortimer because she’s some Socialite from the South who lives in New York and is only really famous because of a few low level New York society magazines that write about her attending events, since it is all she does….but she’s in a bikini and that’s good enough reason for me to give this bottom feeding rich girl the attention she craves…cuz I figure I like watching Socialite’s fuck in video to launch their careers, and why not use these half naked pics as encouragement for her to get more naked, trust me, when she realizes how many people are posting these pics cuz there is no one else in bikinis to talk about, she’s going to make flying to Miami a weekly event, posing more and more and more until she turns into Heidi Montag or Paris Hilton, cuz that’s what I know she wants…It’s obvious…

The funny thing about her is that she says she is from James Madison’s bloodline to make her look more important than she is, while tons of Americans can use that line from people who live in trailer parks to people who live on Park Avenue. To black, white, poor and rich…but here she is playing it the fuck up. It’s funny.

Sure she’s not hot, she’s clearly a coked up party girl, at least that’s what her haggard face is telling me, but she’s good enough considering she’s in a bikini. That’s really all it takes cuz I know it’s the gateway paparazzi picture that leads to many more good times I am ready for.


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2010

15

Nov

Haley Webb in a Bikini of the Day

This girl is a real nobody. I was under the impression that she may have been a somebody…maybe even a retired somebody…she might have even been that bitch from Seinfeld…there was just this arrogance in her only being in a bikini while laying down…like most girls with shitty bodies…quick to get into a bath robe when done….so that no one sees her shitty body…I assumed that she had to be in her 40s…but it turns out she’s some low grade, low level, insignificant pussy who happened to be in the movie Final Destination…but who is making big moves cuz she’s cast for two more movies in 2011, two years after her first role….and with that shitty resume…she’s got no business hiding…and should instead be spread eagled and fucking a black dude like Kim Kardashian…

Chicks like this really need me on their PR team…

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