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2010

17

Nov

Christina Aguilera Looks Like Shit in Some Pormo Pics of the Day

Christina Aguilera is in the same movie as Cher and she has clearly allowed herself to be very influenced by the bitch. Maybe it had to do with Cher’s impact on the music world, her longevity in the industry, her success in the Gay market, the condition of her body in her 60s, or the fact that she’s got a lesbian turned dude daughter/son which is a world Christina Aguilera’s been rumored to exploring with lesbian turned dude Samantha Ronson….

I just know that she must have hired her stylist or plastic surgeon or make up artist cuz she looks like a fucking monster…just like her Den Mother Cher…

All tis to say, that this is not the Aguilera I used to imagine being a genie in a cage in a basement I only feed once a week to keep her weak enough not to fight while I try to feed her other things

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2010

17

Nov

Karolin Wolter for Twin Shows Tits for Fashion of the Day

I don’t know who this model is. I just know that I spend a good part of my day trying to get girls topless and for some reason they never fucking do it. I add girls to facebook and try to seduce with my seduction technique of telling them to crop out their face so their pussy becomes every other pussy…lost in the sea of pussy so they have nothing to worry about, but even those tender words don’t inspire, forcing me to go to the strippers where bitches get naked cuz they are getting paid to show their tits. Something everyday girls think is so fucking wrong and think they are too wholesome, with too strong of morals to do, until they start getting offered money to show their tits in a different setting, whether in movies or TV or modeling…proving that all girls are fucking hookers and strippers and as long as they smell money….they’re down…some girls just need to be massaged a little more than others by telling them it’s for art and not to get ppl off…but really showing your tits is showing your fucking tits….so girls stop pretending you’re too good to get topless for me and just fucking do it already…I’m not paying but it’s for my own kind of art I call masturbating. Thanks in advance.

It’s like bitches are all wholesome and shit…

Posted in:Karolin Wolter

2010

17

Nov

Kristen Stewart’s Slutty Gutter Mouth Showing Off Ass in a Some Movie of the Day

This movie is called Welcome to the Rileys. It stars Kristen Stewart not playing the ugly yet relatable for teenage girls, teenage vampire fucker to not, but instead as a stripper with a potty mouth who you’ll want to fuck…

Whatever is going on in this clip, I feel hit close to home for Kristen Stewart. I assume that she did a lot of character research in her home town watching her mother and old family videos, cuz her face looks fuckin’ ghetto, whether it’s rich and famous now or not, there’s no way there’s not a long lineage of speed users and backyard furniture wrestlers…but at least she’s breaking free from that Twilight bullshit and showing a little fuckin’ ass….while talking all gutter. Something that is porn to me…now if only they shot this without bed sheets and some piss and shit stained mattress would I really feel at home.

Here is the first clip:

Here is the second Clip

I think this may be the role that makes me like her.

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2010

17

Nov

Anastasia Terrasova and Amandine Maugy Naked in Some Immigrant Movie of the Day

For those of you who don’t know – DrunkenStepfather is a culturally stimulating experience, almost like a sociology or film class at the University level, where we really dig in and find clips from movies or TV in other countries, you know to show you what they consider art, and what they consider relevant to put in their media, because I want to expand your mind and really delve into the concept that the world is a big place and has a lot to offer, and by culturally stimulating experience I mean showing you nudity you’d never see cuz foreign films are for art fags, straight up fags, lesbians and annoying people you see in coffee shops who think they are enlightened cuz they talk like a text book reads, you know those cocksucker’s I’m talking about, the ones who over analyze a little too much and think we give a fuck about their intrepretation and observations….

So here’s some Mister Bean lookin’ motherfucker on some nudist resort in some immigrant movie cuz I love fucking nudity and nudists and exhibitionist and unknowing exhibitionist and there’s nudity in it….

Posted in:Amandine Maugy|Anastasia Terrasova|Foreign Film Nudity

2010

17

Nov

Marissa Skell’s Tits on TV in Dexter of the Day

I know everyone already watches Dexter, so you’ve probably already seen this bitch’s tits, but I don’t own a TV, so it’s new to me. I’m just glad that things have evolved a bit, it means people are a little less stuck up and Christian, cuz last time I had a TV, you had to watch obscure PBS documentaries that were rare, fashion television on Sunday or the French channel only locals get that run softcore on Saturday nights to get to see tit on TV. It was the 90s and I guess we’ve come a long way, but TV hasn’t got shit on the internet….but I’m still gonna post their tit scene cuz it’s better than I won I shot this weekend staring me….trust me.

Posted in:Marissa Skell|Tits on TV

2010

17

Nov

Renee Zelleweger’s “Cameltoe” of the Day

Renee Zellewger may have serious cameltoe, or she’s wearing a diaper, or she just has some serious pussy lips that can’t be tamed because her pussy is as Alien as her fucking face….but whatever is going on, she’s making it clear that not all pussy is created equal….

Sure, we all have different pussy expectations – wants and needs – but I can tell that this pussy is definitely not top notch by any standards..if pussy had a socio-economic standings, it would not be in the Royal Family, or a Rothschild, or a Rockafellar…this pussy would not own banks and run secret societies that control the world economy…it would be homeless on the street convulsing and choking on its own vomit caused by needle sharing hepatitis…It wouldn’t be on the Forbes rich list in the top 3, I’m talking somewhere between Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg…cuz this pussy is not pro, it’s a monster….

But then again it is safe to say that this pussy isn’t pussy at all and that Renee Zellewger doesn’t have serious cameltoe, but that she does have a fucking dick.

And the good news is that at least no dude has ever jerked off to her ever…I know this for a fact, meaning this penis revelation doesn’t make any of you as gay as I think you are….

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Renee Zellweger

2010

17

Nov

Shenae Grimes x DrunkenStepfather Story of the Day

A few months ago I hitchkiked to New York with a bunch of idiots who didn’t rape me and as I was wandering the streets I ran into a bunch of other idiots and amongst the idiots was some bitch who I got introduced to, but no one told me her name, I was wasted dude was just like “this is drunkenstepfather”, she gave me a bit of a dirty look and I was uninterested in her average at best face. I think I may have even called her a groupie and moved on….a few hours later …. the dude who I said she was a groupie of sends me an email and tells me that it was Shenae Grimes…So the next night I get taken out to dinner by some really busty girl who loves everything I do and I start telling the story, shit talking Grimey Grimes and talking about how she’s just a loser Canadian trash, clown of a bitch, trying to get ahead who will be forgotten in 6 months and I look up, and there’s the she is, sitting at the table next to me, giving me more dirty looks….So I pretty much got busted talking behind this bitch’s back, in front of her back…and she did nothing about it…

Cuz celebs have no spines, they say us bloggers won’t say shit about them to their face, and that we are just jealous, but that’s elementary psychology that the real issue is these people just want our fucking acceptance, and can’t grasp why we have so much hate towards them. That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.

And this is Shenae Grimes. Average at best…..who may or may not be my soul mate, since we crossed paths in a big city twice in 24 hours…you just never know…but I fucking hope not…cuz she sucks.

Posted in:Shenae Grimes

2010

16

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided to turn off my computer for part of the day and reflect upon life, mainly because my piece of shit computer broke, and I am not at some asshole I hate’s house updating my stepLINKS because when it rains it makes me even more fucking poor.

I got no real advertisers, no real readers, and I’ve been wondering why I bother doing this shit, cuz it doesn’t even get me laid, and if it did, I wouldn’t even be able to get hard, cuz the fat drunk life has left me limp…that’s why my slogan is XXL t-shirt, XS condom…It really turns on the ladies.


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Here are my stepLINKS….

The Most Imoportant News of the Day is that Kesha is in a Bathing Suit Despite How Disgusting it Is…
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Rihanna Really Gets The Core of Bloggers
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Because Sometime Jerking Off is the Only Way to Get Through La Shitty Day
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Get me This for Xmas – Thanks.
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That’s No Place To Store Your Wine Bottles Slut…Unless We Finished Drinking Them
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Blake Lively’s In a See THrough
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Lindsay Lohan’s Brother To Become Heroin Addict
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Pink Bikini Pics
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A Topless NFL Cheerleader
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The Situation and Bristol Palin Do a “humorous” Abstinence Video – Kill Me Now.
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Chick Walks Through Busy Crowd With Cum on Her Face
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Four Girls Answer the Door Topless For a Pizza GUy
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Nothing Says Halloween Like an All Out Brawl at Denny’s – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Amanda Seyfried Needs to Dye Her Hair Red NOW
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Real Girl Friends Will Play With Each Other’s Pussys When They Have Nothing to Do
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The 50 Hottest Outfits For Sluts In Sports
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Marrie Gyllenhaal Birthday Tits
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Some Blake Lively, Just Because
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Lindsay Lohan Fat Lips and Tits
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Giada De Laurentiis Has Hot Tits, Is Not Having Affair with John Mayer
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If This Photo Doesn’t Make You Want to go To Space Camp I Don’t Know What Will
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Gotta Love a Slut in a French Maid costume
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HAHAHAH GUYS GETS MASSIVE COCK TATTOED ON HIM WITH OUT KNOWING HAHAHAHAAH VIDEO
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Laurie Wallace Relaxes By the Pool
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Now This Chick is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Who Would You Rather? Keri Hilson Vs. Chanel Iman
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Topless Pizza Customers
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Tatiana is Just Plain Lovely
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Top 5: Most Famous Celebrity Upskirt Pics
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Man I’s Totally Bang Anna Paquin, Gap Tooth and All
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Battle Royale for Girl on Girl + Fucking Machines – VIDEO
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Katheryn Winnick Maxim Photoshoot – VIDEO
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A Bunchof Sluts at the Burlesque Premiere
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Big Damn Titties – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Christina Aguilera Looks Slutty while Getting Her Star on the Walk of Fame
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Wedding Entrance Fail – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Leona, Mila or Rose? Take Your Pic
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Denise Milani is Fluffy All Right
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The 10 Most Racist Food Items Ever
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Rhianna is Now Wearing Depends on Stage
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Get a Load of Erica Mena
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BONUS – HOT BITCH WHO TAKES HOT PICS AND WRITES ABOUT FUCKING
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

16

Nov

MillionsOfPrettyPeople.com is the Site of the Day

A girl sent me this picture promoting her site and after staring at it for 45 minutes, had no choice but to turn all pussy whipped cuz sometimes the idea of self-shot tits gets the best of me and I checked out the link to the site she was promoting.

It was actually pretty fucking good…. She’s a girl in her sexual prime, writing an honest take on her sexual prime, while posting pictures of her sexual prime, to assure us she’s not some fat bitch, or a dude pretending to be a bitch….She does it in a teasing yet classy way, cuz she knows this is exactly what I am looking for to jerk off to, not cuz I am a woman, but because porn, especially throat fucking porn is boring and the bitches in it are disgusting.

She’s got a perfect formula you can’t go wrong with and I’m pretty much an expert about this shit….so I can tell that it won’t be long before this bitch is famous.

In case you didn’t know, I make people famous sometimes. I’ve helped pornstars become pornstars, shitty bloggers become bigtime bloggers, and everyone seems to forget me when they’ve made it, and for once I don’t care if this bitch does, cuz I’ll be busy staring at her pics.

So in posting this, I may have signed a deal with the devil….but at least the devil’s seduced me with hot fucking stories and pics of her hot fucking body. It’s a small trade off and it is safe to assume that she may just be the future…so watch out for her…while I don’t stop watching her. If you now what I mean.


Check Out Her Site By Following This Link:
millionsofprettypeople.com

Posted in:Millionsofprettypeople.com

2010

16

Nov

Rihanna Performing in Grandpa’s Underwear of the Day

The nice thing about yellow trimmed panties is that no one knows if you’ve pissed yourself. I’ve spent many years observing underwear hanging out to dry in my neighborhood, and by hanging to dry in my neighborhood, I mean stolen from the local laundromat and brought home to myself to play “bad panties, and for some reason the ones with a hint of yellow in them, are up there with the black ones that are the least offensive, cuz if you jerk off to dirty panties, you’ll know there’s not much more of a turn off than a shit, piss or period stain….we do it for the smells people…not the reality that shit is smeared with shit…if you know what I mean…

Speaking of being smeared with shit, here are some pics of Rihanna Performing, not cuz she’s a shade of brown, but because she fuckin’ stinks….I’m done with her, she bores me, even in her stupid revealing costumes, and I love revelaing costumes, and her slutty lyrics and I love slutty lyrics, and even when she’s showing her hooker cooch like she was Miley….I say send her back to the island she came from.

Here’s the performance video – it’s life changing – and by life changing I mean like every single other performance she’s done.

Posted in:Rihanna