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2010

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stepLINKS of the Day

I got a pretty serious lawyers letter about the Kat Dennings nude pics I posted and took off cuz I don’t like lawyer’s letters, even though I thought they should pay me for the publicity, since it was my first post about the bitch, leading me to believe she needed those sexting pics to get her ahead. It’s worked for so many slut before her….but at least we know that with lawyer’s letter comes truth and that means them titties were legit, so I hope you saved them for a later date before they get every site to remove them, cuz that’s what these people waste their time doing, even though we’ve already seen them.

I don’t think I had to comply legally, since I am in canada, but I also don’t need the headaches from some low level shit that won’t make me relevant if I got sued by her. I was going to fuck with them, tell them off, play around with the lawsuit, but figured let’s save that for when someone more important goes after me….

I just know that Sexting is amazing and that I just got a free Blackberry. so that we can SEXT…

Seriously. All I really care about in life is the idea of SEXTING. There’s no commitment, no AIDS, just all round good times in some self shot titty pics…Let’s SEXT by adding me to BBM 234F6524 …..

If you’re not into that you can also add me to FACEBOOK

In case you didn’t notice, I’m trying to connect with people….it’s my makin’ myself famous strategy that hasn’t worked too well to date.

Here are my stepLINKS

Fat Jessica Simpson is So Happy for Her Ex that She Ate Her Arm Off and Made Texan BBQ
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Okay You HAVE to Check Out This Vintage Picture of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey
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Because It’s Been a Long Fucking Day and It’s Not Over Yet
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I Don’t Know about You But I Am Feeling Kelly Brookes Nerd Cleavage
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It’s Twice the fun With These Sluts
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The 25 Most Naturally Beautiful Athletes In Sports and Yes, They Are Female
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Rihanna Ft. Drake – What’s My Name (Behind The Scenes) –
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This Should Be On Your XMAS LIST
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Heidi And Spencer, No End To Their Shame
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A Sizzling Ke$sha Heats Up In A Bikini
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I’m Trying To Look Up Christina Aquilera’s Skirt
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Candice Swanepoel Is Naked And Phucking Hot
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Husband is Proud of her Playboy Cover Cuz Playboy is the Only Reason He Married her Mutant chipmunk ass
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Top 10 Celebrity Hook Ups for 2010
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Like All Addicts – Lohan Likes her Coffee and I Like her USed up CUNT
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Lindsay Lohan Screaming at Her Dad Cuz She’s Crazy and Has Baggage I Want to FUck.
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Let’s Celebrate Demi Moores Birthday By Looking At Her Awesome Tits
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Ghetto Bitch Fight – VIDEO
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Gwenyth Paltrow Just Because, Well Why Not?
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Megan Fox Pube Flash Throwback
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Kara Tointon is Innocent But Naughty at the Same Time
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Angelina Jolie Seems to Have Less of that Junkie/Eating diorder Halo Around Her and IS Starting to Be Hot Again
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Lets All Thank Ellen For Generously Donating To Our Perverted Cause
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Ernest Borgnine-The Secret To Old Age – VIDEO
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A Little Hannah Hilton is Always Fine By Me
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Man Alicia Keys Can Look Alright When She Wants to and With the Help of Alot of Photoshop
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More From the Bad Girls Club Sluts – VIDEO
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Lexie Love and Keanie Lee are Worth Taking a Look At
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Top 10: Awesome & Weird Female Masturbation Scenes
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Billy Ray Cyrus’s Mullet and Some Other Sluts At the Country Music Awards
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Leighton Meister Because She is Everywhere This Week
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Nicole Grave is Fingering Her Pussy
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Marisa Miller is a Great Addition to Any Day
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Man I Love LA Women
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Some Taylor Swift For Good Measure
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Kelly is Busty and I Like It – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kanye West is Butt Burt Once Again About some Thing or Another
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Mmmmmmmmm Olivia Wilde
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Her and Her tits Have Talent – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Veronica in White Lingerie
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9 Haircuts That Parent’s Should Stop Giving Their Children
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Don’t Quit Your Day Job: TV Stars Who’ve Failed At Singing [Video]
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Scarlett Johansson’s New SNL Promo – VIDEO
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Follow Me on FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

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Britney Spears Does the Jon Benet of the Day

I don’t know what these are about, but I do know that they look like they are of Jon Benet Ramsey 20 years later, taken by some Sears caliber photographer….in other words…fuckin awesome….

This is channeling some Courtney Love crackwhore shit that i am sure smells like a little piece of heaven….or what you’d expect it to smell like with your limited budget and the quality of her scabby body…

If you know what I mean…pervert.

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2010

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Angela Simmons is Still in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I know that Angela Simmons may not be as authentic of a black girl as Precious, you know with that whole being raised fucking rich in a white suburb, when not chillin’ at your mansion on Miami thanks to daddy’s hip hop career and uncle Russell’s adult lisp that inspired him to make big moves cuz it was the only way he was gonna get laid….which means that she’s the kind of black girl you white folk can get with and not be intimidated by because they get you…you know the Halle Berry style that is pretty much like dating some jappy bitch from a private school only with some hair you can’t get wet or it’ll turn into a gremlin….

I like all black girls I know. They are just cool. But the girls I know are pretty gutter and haven’t quite been assimilated into a darker shade of white…but that doesn’t mean I still wouldn’t teach Run DMC’s kid what working a cotton field was like with my dick. You only think that’s racist cuz you’re racist…I’m just making cultural and historical references assholes.

Here she is in a bikini/bathing suit cuz I like bikinis/bathing suits.

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2010

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Kirsten Dunst is Still Alive of the Day

The other day, I posted her first topless scene , cuz topless scenes happen when girls can’t get work and realize their self-worth lies in their tits and if that’s what it takes to pay the mortgage and the coke habit then that’s just what bitch is gonna do. That’s why rejection and failure is fuckin amazing….

Kirsten Dunst was in Montreal filming a few months ago. I didn’t run into her because apparently she was too busy locking herself in bathrooms with much older men…and it was unfortunate I didn’t have more drive…cuz I totally would have tried to measure my dick using her pussy as a ruler…if you know what I mean.

Here are her really bad teeth in some tight pants to celebrate her comeback…

Remember watch her topless scene if you missed it cuz this was pretty much a historic moment in anyone who jerked off to her in the 90s and we need to encourage her to do more…

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst

2010

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Kim Kardashian Gets Recognized for her Business Skills of the Day

What people don’t seem to understand about Donald Trump is that as much of a business man as he is…he is that much of a showman. Meaning dude’s in it for attention and that is what makes his fucking business. So associating or inviting Kim Kardashian onto the apprentice is in no way a “high five” about her business skills or intelligence…but is totally about getting ratings to his show…because everyone knows that Kim Kardashian success came with a great publicist and a sex tape scandal. She’s a fuckin’ pornstar and nothing but a pornstar and as the days go by and her work and revenue comes from legit sources…she’s still a fucking pornstar….when you lower yourself to be in the sex trade…you are always a tainted fucking pussy…..and in Kim Kardashian’s case…also a urinal.

I just had to put this out there, cuz people tend to forget…and trust me if this was your girlfriend…and you found out she used to be a prostitute…you would think about it everytime she slide down your dick….and you should have the same anger towards this twat.

End of story. Here she is in a tight dress.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

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Katy Perry Showing Off Tit for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Katy Perry is ugly…but that doesn’t mean she’s not gonna try to fit in best as she can the only way she knows how when asked to perform on the Victoria’s Secret fashion show….and luckily for you, that’s by strapping in her gunt and showing off her big tits, with layers of movie make-up to hide her acne scars and stripper who takes too much cum on her face from random diseased men skin…..

Here is what it looked like…and I have a feeling you liked it…cuz cleavage is all your low-expectation easy to get off to anything with a vagina ass needs….

Tit sor not, I think they shoulda thrown some models out into this performance to make it a little more erotic and a lot less awkward looking….not that you care what I think…so here are the pics….

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

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Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

It’s good to stay informed with current events…and by current events I mean what weird, dysfunctional, idiots who make it on the news are up to…cuz current events about politics and fuckin’ the economy and the war in Iraq is just fucking noise that clogs up, bogs down and distracts from what’s really important.

Either way, none of these are actual news items…they are just viral and amazing…

Store owner vs. Skateboarding Punk

Tourettes +Karoke = THIS!

Survey Says…YES!

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2010

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Nov

Rose McGowan in a Bra for Contributor Magazine of the Day

Rose McGowan is the best thing to come out of a Sex Cult since that really open minded prostitute I was hanging out with the other day, she had no problem with open mouth kissing or letting me eat her out, which was just the girlfriend experience my emptiness needed…but probably not the bacteria and disease my body needed…. she spoke of group sex at a young age with her father and his friends….she spoke about teenage runaways that her father would take in and make them watch fuck….she spoke of having to escape the shit for the good life on the street sucking dick for drugs that she hopes will make her forget….where as Rose McGowan took her shit to fucking Hollywood…..

She’s cool as fuck, she’s hot as fuck, she’s got the greatest tits as fuck and my only regret is not stalking her when she was last in Montreal with Marilyn Manson when they were engaged….

This bitch is my celebrity crush that I’ve had since 1995 when I first saw her topless in Doom Generation….and 15 years later, I’m still down…

So here she is in Contributor Magazine, posing with clowns in a bra looking great. I just wish these were leaked “sexting” pics…

Posted in:Rose McGowan

2010

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Victoria’s Secret 2010 Fashion Show of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that next year the Victoria’s Secret fashion show should be on HBO….because with HBO comes nudity and with whatever network this shit was filmed for comes bitches in panties under their panties, a stripper move I’ve mentioned I can’t stand at least once, because I really can’t stand it.

I like the idea of a lingerie fashion show and apparently so do so many people because dudes want to fuck girls like this and girls want to be girls like this but I find the whole thing annoying, repetitive and they might as well just done a re-run of last years show cuz it’s always the fucking same.

Luckily, the same means hot pussy in semi-revealing lingerie…cuz even when it’s tired and played out, it’s less still worth lookin’ doing….

Posted in:Victoria's Secret|Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

2010

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Naked Models in The Last International Playboy of the Day

Here are a bunch of models topless, naked, in panties in a scene in some movie no one has probably seen or heard called The Last International Playboy…I doubt this happens to anyone in real life…but is instead something made for Desperate Housewives caliber movies…but it’s good enough for me.

The models are Lydia Hearst,Nicole Trunfio Shannan Click Jessica Gomes,
Lauren Dejulio, Amber Noelle, Inga Eiriksdottir and Saskia Miller if you care.

I used to be friendly with Lydia Hearst, or someone pretending to be Lydia Hearst on Facebook and she was always really nice to me, she even invited me to the premiere of this movie in NYC and had I known it meant seeing her naked tits, I probably would have gone…because I’ve know how much she charges for topless pics, and it’s something I just can’t afford, but then again either was going to New York for movie premieres like I was some kind of Hollywood motherfucker, but luckily the person behind this movie can. Cuz I like Tits.

I don’t talk to Lydia Hearst anymore on Facebook because she probably got boyfriend who is too overbearing to let her talk to other people. You know how LA is, the men are insecure fags and the women are just women and the one thing I’ve learned about women is that they tend to be down with lame, mainstream, cheesy and stupid shit cuz they think it’s cool enough and don’t know better….But eventually they all come around ….

Here’s the clip of a scene that you can wish was you life…I’m more into things that are little less made for TV lookin’….and a little more vagina oriented…but if girls actually do this to each other on the regular…and is not just some fantasy by some filmmaker. I’m gonna start looking in getting a sex change in Thailand….I won’t make a pretty woman but I’ll be too busy playing with my vagina to care.

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