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2010

10

Nov

Victoria’s Secret 2010 Fashion Show Sneak Peak of the Day

This may come across as gay…but I’m fcuking bored of Victoria’s Secret and their fashion shows. It is a lingerie company, but for some reason, I never see anything sheer on the bitches, I wouldn’t be surprised if like common hookers they are wearing skimpy g-strings underneath their Victoria’s Secret underwear, and that’s always been something that irritates me, I have no interest in peeling away layers of panties to get to the snatch, I just want the snatch.

I just find Victoria’s Secret a dated concept, I can tell they are playing it safe for their Christian audience, it is going to be on TV and it is a publicly traded company, it can’t be racy, so they play it safe, but pretend they don’t because it’s all about money making and the scam is masked by hot girls in underwear that fits like a bikini and that people make a point of watching cuz hot girls in underwear, even if it fits like a bikini is better than their shitty life, but it just isn’t doin’ anything for me but annoy,

Fuck Victoria’s Secret. No matter how much cleavage or hot pussy they throw at us, they still fucking suck.

Step it up and stomp the fucking yard people. I’m bored.

Posted in:Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

2010

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not happy that I haven’t got 5000 facebook friends . It makes me feel like an inadequate loser I don’t need to be reminded that I am….So people, especially girls, Let Me Masturbate to your Vacation Pics I mean Add me so we can stay in touch cuz we went to highschool together …..I don’t know what I mean…but I do sometimes wonder if more people are jerking off on Facebook at a given time than they are on actual porn sites….cuz let’s face it 20 billion registered users statistically makes me think there are. Not that it matters.

This post wasn’t meant to be a facebook promotional tour, the daylight saving’s time has killed me, the site issues the last 3 weeks are exhausting, I haven’t checked my emails in a long time, no one really talks to me to give me exciting stories and I don’t think I left my house since Saturday, leaving me with nothing more to give you that stepLINKS…Enjoy.

Wilmer Valderrama is Slamming Demi Lovato Cuz He Knows How TO Seduce Young Pussy and Not Feel Guilty About Permanently Damaging Them After Fucking Their Tight Little Bodies…Workin His Way Through Disney Pussy…
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Canada Gets It’s Own Jersey Shore and It is as Bad as it Sounds…Immigrants from the Suburbs Gone Wild…
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Slut Gets Dirty in the Shower – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima for Some Behind the Scenes Victoria’s Secret Bullshit
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Bitches I know Go Wild for These….
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How Much Do Your Boobs Weigh
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Paris And Her Nipples Won’t Go Away
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Kendra Wilkinson is in Playboy…But She Wants You to Know She didn’t Really Pose for Playboy, But She’s Still on the Cover
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Kylie Bisutti Is Busty As Fuck
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Because You Look Like You Need a Little Pick Me Up
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Sophie Reade Flashes Her Pussy! Yes!
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Arkansas Vs. South Carolina Football: Cheerleader Showdown of the Week
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Paris Hilton Hard Nipples, Cause That’s All She’s Good For
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Homo or Not, Neil Patrick Harris is Fucking Amazing
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Sophie turner’s Ass in Skimpy Shorts
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Ana de la Reguera is Like a Hot Version of that Lea Michele Slut
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Pic Dump Full of Sluts of the Day
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Real Housewife Slut Tries and Fails to Sing Again – VIDEO
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Burning Skate Ramp Fail – VIDEO
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Sexy Web Cam Slut Strips Down – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Bang Nicki Minaj, I Don’t Care If She Looks Like a Fucking Clown
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Russel Simmon’s Assistants Like to Flash Their Pussies at Him – VIDEO
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Kylie Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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Top 5: Famous Nip Slips
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Angelina Jolie is Lookin Hot on the Set of That Movie She is Diracting
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KANYE WEST WILL HIJACK YOUR PLANE – VIDEO
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Blondie on the Fucking Machine
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Candice Swanepoel Hotness
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Chicks Like This Make Me Want to Move to LA
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This Six Year Old Skater Will Blow Your Mind – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Looks Hot on the Set of Transformers
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And That’s Why Corvettes and the People Who Buy Them Are Lame – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Eufrat, Angela or Axia? Take Your Pic
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Nella is Naked in the Snow
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Courtney Love is Disgusting of the Day
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The 10 Most Memorable School Principals from TV Shows
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Dare I Say Anne Hatheway is Looking Bangable
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I Love These sluts From Bad Girls Club
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2010

09

Nov

Miranda Kerr Naked Pregnancy Picture of the Day

Miranda Kerr is very pregnant with Orlando Bloom’s kid and it is safe to say these nude pictures are the end of her…except maybe for the handful of dudes I know who love seeing naked pregnant chicks for some demented “nature is beautiful” logic that doesn’t include “there’s a fucking creature growing out of sperm inside her fucking vagina” logic that I’m more of a fan of.

I guess now is just a waiting game to see if she ever bounces back…cuz most chick’s don’t…but most chicks don’t rely on their bodies to get paid…and instead rely on their bodies to get pregnant which they already successfully pulled off meaning it’s easy to retire and at least she gave us her big, milk filled nipple faucet her spawn will be sucking off in a very unattractive way in a few months as material while we wait….

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2010

09

Nov

Some Full Frontal Sex Scenes in Some Russian Movie of the Day

I am down with communism, or mabe the fall of communism after watching these clips from some Russian movie called Kochegar, which I can only assume means very realistic looking sex between an old fat man and a criminally young and hairless looking girl.

It’s such a beautiful sounding language…like angels of death vomiting in my ear….

I think it is safe to say that Russian are better than all movies, but then again, I’ve never watched Russian movies, I’m not cultured like that, but I have seen Russian porn and the two seem pretty similar.

I’m all about oppressing a nation of people for a long time then giving them freedom, it makes for some fun times…at least based on these 3 movie clips…which along with a Russian hairdresser who gave handjobs in the backroom, the crazy Russian mobster who used to show me his gun everytime I bought coke from him, the illegal human trafficking sex trade, mail order wives, mail order brides and circus performers is about the extent of my Russian knowledge…and as far as I’m concerned that is really all I need to know.

Her name is Aida Tumutova

And Her name is Anna Korotayeva

Foreign films make my pervert welfare uneducated trash ass feel so sophisticated and cultured

Posted in:Aida Tumutova|Anna Korotayeva|Kochegar

2010

09

Nov

Rachel Bilson and Kate Bosworth Lookin’ Hot on Set of the Day

I generally hate celebrity pussy because I made my life about looking at their pictures all day in some self destructive, self abusive, self sabotaging way. Cuz really before this site, I knew nothing about celebrity, I didn’t care to know about celebrity, and I found the whole celebrity thing a waste of time and boring. I was much more into real life bitches I could get drunk and molest.

But for some reason, since Rachel Bilson ended her relationship with her handler in Canada. The creepy dude from Star Wars who snuffed out her work cuz he wasn’t getting work but locking her in a cage on his farm….I’m really diggin’ her.

Maybe it’s the memories of The OC, when I used to watch the shit to seduce college girls awkwardly back during season 1, or maybe it’s cuz I like the smell of pussy when it’s let free….ready to make up for lost time…unfortunately not with me…but I didn’t expect it to be with me…so I’m not let down…I’m more of a voyeur anyway….sex is just too physically challenging for my weight class.

Kate Bosworth is in the mix too cuz she’s in a tight dress, they are filming a movie together and I figured she was worthy of getting in on this Rachel Bilson stroking post…

Posted in:Kate Bosworth|Rachel Bilson

2010

09

Nov

Sophie Reade Flashes Her Panties in Some Staged Pics of the Day

I don’t know much about Sophie Reade. She’s from the UK and I think it is safe to say that most people there don’t know much about her either. But I do think it is safe to say that she’s not the type of girl accustomed to wearing panties, especially not white ones, because all hookers, strippers and sluts know that white panties don’t hide discharge or remnants of creampies as well as other colors, but really because they don’t like wearing panties cuz of doctor’s orders insist she airs that cunt out…

I know…I’m just making stereotypes….the truth is that this busted face pig Glamor model who shows off her stupid fake tits to distract from her face and flashes panties to get the paparazzi snapping off shots to get her in the tabloids is a fucking scam. All girls who act like sluts and get paid for being slutty enough that mechanics buy their calendar’s are the shitties pussy in bed. It is a fact. When they fuck they just lay there and think they are doing you a favor cuz they haven’t got the memo that fake tan, fake hair, trashy stripper style isn’t fuckin’ hot anymore. It’s dated seduction that needs to be sent back to the fuckin’ 90s….

What it comes down to is that This bitch’s look is old and tired and she looks old and tired…but she is showing panty….something you probably find exciting cuz you are the reason she exists or has a career. You middle of the road, obvious, moron.


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2010

09

Nov

Random Useless Bitches at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

The People’s Choice Awards press conference event quickly turned into the Useless People event when Audrina Patridge, Annalynne McCord and Malin Akerman showed up, because I guess the actually people nominated were busy….

Not that any of these bitches are totally useless, I can think of at least 15-50 different things they’d blossom at. From throat fucking porn, to snuff films, to even setting up hidden cameras in their toilet bowls, but unfortunately, they all have egos and think they are too good for that.

I blame the good times, but I’m glad to say that for Audrina the bad times are soon to come and it’s not too far away for the other two twats…

So maybe they should be really taken in the moment as this time next year, I doubt any of these bitches will be invited anywhere…just like me….but I am confident you’ll still be jerking off to them cuz you can’t get over things…weirdo…

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Audrina Patridge|Malin Akerman

2010

09

Nov

Amanda Seyfried Boring to the Set of the Day

If you look at my Amanda Seyfried archive, you will see that I generally hate the bitch, not so much because I find her ugly, stupid, annoying, I hate her because she is boring. I hate her because she’s not living up to my expectations. I hate her because she has tits she hide. I hate on her because I see potential…when she’s in movies like CHLOE , dyking out with older ladies, getting fucked…but her everyday life just takes away from that cuz she doesn’t care if we jerk off to her or not cuz she doesn’t need more work and isn’t desperate yet…

These pictures are really not helping her cause, but they are helping Justin Timberlake cuz he is getting cast in movies with all the hot hollywood pussy…like Mila Kunis ….

I’m hoping this script is a little more lively than what it looks like it’s gonna be…actually I don’t really give a fuck, I have better things to do with my time than worry about bitches and their overpaid movie roles….I just haven’t figured out what those things are…but I’m working on it.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2010

09

Nov

Lorenzo Lamas Protects His Cameltoe of the Day

Lorenzo Lamas is a hero. Not because he’s saving his new Fiance and her possible cameltoe from the horrible weather of sunny Los Angeles, but because back in 1996 – 2002 her had sex with THIS , and by hero, I mean questionable hetero, because dry dead vaginas that look like a deflated scrotum, are by no means a heterosexual act, unless it’s just one night and you’ve got nothin’ else goin’ on for you, cuz meaty or not it still gets warm and is better than jerking off to some, but to marry it is just fucking weird to me….no offense meaty pussy girls…I know you are out there…and despite what guys tell you when trying to fuck you…it’s gross.

I guess his new pussy is less haggard and that’s why he’s all gentleman about making sure it is safe and well taken care of, because he knows what neglect can do and it’s not a pretty thing…if anything it’s almost fucking alien.

Posted in:Lorenzo Lamas

2010

09

Nov

Denise Richards Plays With Puppies and Not With Her Tits of the Day

Unlike her baby daddy Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards tries to play this wholesome mother-figure type. She acts like she wasn’t in the trenches on the front line when they were married and he was doing coke, hookers, and hard drinking. I’m married and I can’t take a shit without my wife asking me if I ate pussy the night before cuz she smells it in my stool….

Marriage is one of those partner in crime bullshits where straying is fucking impossible, so when you’re rich and famous, you marry bitches you think would be down, and you choose them based on the size of their trashy implants and how slutty their movie roles are….

Proving that Denise Richards is hardly wholesome…and this is pretty obvious that her publicist set this up. You know in a “Go out there and pet puppies for the Paparazzi. Charlie’s just destroyed a hotel room with a pornstar, let’s make you look like the good one in the relationship, we’re 6 months away from people even questioning that you were doing coke and pornstars by his side the entire marriage while the nannies raised your kids” kinda way….

I call bullshit on this….cuz I know as soon as the camera’s were pawned off she ran home to get drunk, high and fuck escorts…it’s one of those things you just can’t give up, it’s addictive. Trust me.

This has to be a fucking joke…

On a side note, I hate the name Denise, what kind of fucking name is Denise…Da Knees, Duh Neees….fucking stupid sounding bullshit…here are the pics

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