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2010

10

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless for Muse of the Day

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This Edita Vilkeviciute bitch is some Lithuanian Model and since I dropped out of school at 16 and audited some university classes for the pussy so I never paid attention, I have no fucking idea where that is.

I just know that it is somewhere a girl learns her place in the world and that is if she wants to make it in America to get out of her third world tenament hell, she’s gotta show her great tits….because when it is for “Fashion”…it is more profiable than when it’s for strip club managers who exploit the immigrants by threatening to report them to the authorities for being illegals….when not feeding them drugs to keep them from trying to escape their dead end job…not that it matters. You aren’t an idiot. You know how it works.

Here are the tits.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2010

10

Dec

Miley Cyrus Smoking a Bong Video of the Day

Someone’s eager for attention….maybe it’s gotta do with being 18 and no one caring….maybe it’s gotta do with trying to convince her parents not to divorce….and who really cares…cuz this is so fucking annoying…I haven’t seen someone play up weed this much since the high school dance I just snuck into to sell the kids fake blow that they thought was real blow.

I have gone through life without any videos of me smoking drugs surfacing. Most of my young hot girl friends have gone through life without any videos of them smoking drugs surfacing.

The reason this video exists is because Miley Cyrus wanted it to exist. She wanted you to watch it. She wanted to have people think she was high, but I’ve been high and this bitch is just faking.

This is a lie.

Not that smoking weed is even a fucking issue these days. So many people are weed heads, whether they are 15 or 65, so who really gives a fuck.

When people report this shit, I feel life is one big high school movie from the 80s, with boring rules, where they play up the stoners being losers, when in reality, everyone likes to get fucked up.

The weed laws are dated like prohibition. America is like a prison. You keep telling yourself you’re free while I don’t watch this Miley Cyrus high act cuz it’s too loud for my hangover….

I think she should break her parent’s divorce and broken for this when her publicist makes a statement…..like every stripper, hooker, crackhead before her.

Next time she releases a video of her getting high, let’s hope it involves pussy getting penetrated.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I always get worked out of deals. I come up with ideas and people steal them and make them multimillion dollar companies. I always get worked out of the deal….For example, I was the person who came up with “instant messages” which also include BBM, Facebook Chat, SMS, ICQ, AIM, etc etc etc….because I used to send THIS to the fat flat chested girl in my high school math class….she’d never answer me…I guess some things never change…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Natalie Portman Stripping PICTURES
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Granny Shakes That Ass – VIDEO
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This is perfect to wrap your dead hookers up in this Holiday Season….
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FUCKED UP – Amanda Hurst Breast Feeds 6 Year Old And 5 Month At Same Time
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Some Glamor Model Named Holly Peers Showing Off Her Big Tits
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Britney Spears in Some Shorts
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Because You Only Have to Deal With One More Brutal Day Before the Weekend
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Angelica Bridges Makes Football Sexy
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Pervert Films on a Nude Beach – VIDEO
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The Hottest Reality Show Athlete Babes of All Time
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Hottie Self Shoot on the Iphone
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Cindy Crawford Topless Hotness
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Some Victoria Beckham, Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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What Kids Do in Russia For Fun – VIDEO
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Kariss Shannon Tight Ass
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The Things I Would Do To Arianny Celeste
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50 Hot Pictures That Will Help You End the Day Proper
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Chinese Taxi Cab of Death
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Slut Goes Through the Dog Door – VIDEO
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Rosa Acosta is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Gotta Love Some Cuban Ass
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Free Barette and Mackenzie Pierce Hotness
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More Nude Chloë Sevigny & The BJ That Almost Ruined Her
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Finally a Photo of Christina Aguilera Looking Hot Like I Remember
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Crazy White Man Cop Kills Drunk Indian
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I Wanna Beat the Crap Out of the Double Dream Hands Guy – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Don’t Piss Off a Horse – VIDEO
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Nikita Rubs One Out
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Transformers – the Dark Side of the Moon – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Bang Mena Suvari
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Jessica Alba is a Bitchy But At Least She Looks good doing It
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Teen Gets Wild on the Web Cam – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lindsay Lohan May Actually go on Dancing With the Stars
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2 Girls Fight Over Some Dude – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Lynn Licks Her Lollipop Up and Down
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And Now, The Best Safe Sex PSA EVER – VIDEO
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Giovanna’s Body is Out of Hand
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If Kristen Dunst is Making a ‘Movie Comeback’ Then I am Mickey Mouse
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Michael Lohan: Rehab Consultant. No, This Isn’t a Joke
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Insider Story – Chelsea Hander Only Has a Show Cuz She Fucked and Executive. Expected and now confirmed.
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Playmate Arianny Celeste Has A Great Set Of Tits
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Miley Cyrus Panty Upskirt
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Holly Madison’s Tits Are Awesome And Here’s Why
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Neve Campbell is Not Dead – But She Does Drop Some Serious Clevage
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A Couple Fucking On A Subway In Austria
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

09

Dec

Natalie Portman Boring Stripping in Video of the Day

The only thing I really like about Natalie Portman is that her name is actually Natalie Herschlag.

I never found her all that hot. If anything I thought she was overrated and boring. I mean what celeb quits for four years to get a college education like some kind of normal person when they should be flashing cunt to the paparazzi…..

I just assumed all the boring nerdy Star Wars kids made up her fanbase and got her work. Then I realized Jewish guys were also in on it, cuz they were happy to see a hot Jewish girl they could imagine themselves getting married to without causing issues about converting with their mothers. But it turns out that non-Jews and non-nerds want to fuck her too….it’s got something to do with her having a vagina….

And here is a video of her stripping of New York Times Magazine…since I love strippers….it kinda works for me..and when I say kinda, I mean not at all….if there’s no spread pussy then it’s not fucking stripping…but who cares what I think….

Enjoy.

Posted in:Natalie Portman

2010

09

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

Here are some newsclips that you won’t be able to live with yourself if you dont’ watch them….you won’t be up to date on the lates current events and you will look like an idiot in front of that hot girl you are trying to impress. Just watch them. It will save lots of pain.

Maybe I’m over hyping this a bit…

Oprah: I’m not a lesbian

Police: KSU Prof Exposed Self To Students In Class
A Kennesaw State University professor has been arrested after authorities say he exposed himself to students in a classroom.

PA Tailor in court for molesting female customers
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

09

Dec

Susan Sarandon’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

I generally don’t care for 60 year old tits, this is not one of those times.

See normally when I go to the mall to stare at tits, I focus on the 18 year old girl cuz they are so young and perky, usually being shown off, cuz this generation love showing off their tits. Sometimes I’ll allow myself to divert my focus onto a bitch in her 30s or 40s who clearly has a kid or two and who’s once perky C cup is now a DD, full and mom-like despite all her pilates classes. I normally skip the 50s and 60s cuz that’s the awkward age for women, and fall back into the 70s cuz I never had a granny growing up and now have granny issues, but also cuz their pensions, lonliness and life expectancies make fucking a bag of loose wrinkled skin, sagging wrinkled tits and big, sloppy yet dry vagina you can hardly feel so it’s like you’re not even do it worht it.

But today, Susan Sarandon’s nice full old lady tits remind me why I used to jerk off to her bra scene in the Rocky Horror picture show, cuz even at 60 she’s stacked.

This may be a low moment in my life, I am really glad to be sharing there with you.

If I felt shame, this would probably be one of those times.

Posted in:Susan Sarandon

2010

09

Dec

The Modern Face for Virginity of the Day

I don’t know about you, but when I think of virgins, this is what I think about, mainly because kids are fucking at 11 now and there is no such thing as virgin’s making that whole virgin fetish less about being the first dick in young pussy, but more about socially awkward, religious, reclusive weirdos who still live with their moms and a lot of cats, who never really got much attention from anyone, cuz they were just the weird kid in corner who was neither here nor there. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Susan Boyle

2010

09

Dec

Lydia Wilson’s Tits for TV of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch. I just am glad she’s not Carnie Wilson. I don’t even know what she looks like. I didn’t really bother watching the clip because I am jaded and tits are just tits after seeing enough of them, but I did realize it is some assisted viewing for blind people and that makes me laugh…cuz blind people can’t get down to titty on TV….suckers.

I am only posting this because it is to celebrate that TV is finally stepping up its game because the people have spoken by turning their back on it for the Internet, so now we live in a world where the media doesn’t fully control everything we do…..

It’s like we’ve won some kind of protest. Tits on TV is a sign of the shift. Someone needs to make a statue to mark this momentous advancement for humans, even if it is not an advancement at all, since all my anthropological research shows that we were even more sexed up and into orgies in public places hundreds of years ago before the Christians tried to ruin all our fun…

Either way, the show is called Any Human Heart. It is from the UK and it’s stepping up to go against the internet by sexing shit up….now I’ve got my fingers crossed for hardcore fucking in public to make a comeback like we were all cavemen still.

Posted in:Lydia Wilson

2010

09

Dec

Perla Ferrar’s Old Shitty Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Perla Ferrar is Slash’s wife and baby momma who he tried to divorce but who sucked him back in, probably literally, or maybe just be threatening him with all the money she was going to take from him, making him realize that marrying a crackwhore stripper in 2001, when your career was pretty much no where and when no one who actually worked or had money wanted to give you the time of day, was probably a bad idea. Now she’s addicted to the lifestyle, that’s why I always say a whore is a whore and a stripper is a stripper, the second you take them out of that element, you are fucking with nature, and creating a fucking monster.

I’m just posting this cuz I think ladies too old for tight pants in tight pants is funny, mainly cuz it looks like their asses are melting and despite that not sounding all that hot…it is…mainly cuz of the ease and willingness of anal sex cuz they know they don’t have what they once had and it makes them tap into their sexual tool kit that they’ve collected over the years and work a lot harder…at least that’s what I’ve heard….

Posted in:Perla Ferrar

2010

09

Dec

Catherine Zeta Jones is the Widow in Training of the Day

I am not mocking the fact that Michael Douglas is going to die. I mean we are all going to die one day. He is just going to die sooner than us. You know cuz of his whole cancer that’s kicking him in the ass.

I am not laughing at the loss Catherine Zeta Jones and her family are going to feel. I’m a sensitive guy, even if I don’t really get phased by death thanks to my mother dying when I was just a little boy…throwing me into an existance worse than death…

I am just prepping for this hot pussy to be back on the market, lonely and sad, because if you are ever gonna have a chance to get in with her, this is gonna be your time, so work it.

I like Michael Douglas. I think he’s cool shit and based on Catherine Zeta Jones’ tight pants, I’d be more than happy to be his stand-in when he’s gone.

RIP in advance, cuz RIP after the fact is so useless since dead people aren’t knows for their reading abilities.

Posted in:Catherine Zeta-Jones