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2010

09

Dec

Denise Richards’ Old Whore Body of the Day

I love Denise Richards. Not because she looks like Michael Jackson and I’m this huge Michael Jackson fan. Not because she was in one movie where she had a threesome when mainstream movies weren’t having threesomes….and it’s not because she was married to Charlie Sheen, but cuz the reason Charlie Sheen married her…..which according to my very very very reliable source, Denise Richards was a hooker working for Heidi Fleiss. I’m talking high class and expensive, who worked for Charlie Sheen….She sold her pussy before and after she worked in movies….and as wholesome a mom she wants to play up in the media….there is no way Charlie Sheen wasn’t getting just as fucked up when married to her as he does now….and this bitch was by his side the whole time….she is some gutter shit….who happens to have a lot of money…and can white wash herself in luxury but we all know she is nothing but a gutter whore….designer clothes, kids, expensive cars or not…and I find that amazing…but I love old weathered prostitute mothers with lots of money….it’s kinda my fetish…Someone should start a site about that…based on this post, I guess I kinda already have…

Posted in:Denise Richards

2010

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I have spent the better part of the day wondering why girls don’t like sending nude pictures to me….I spend the better part of everyday wondering that….making it pretty clear to me and hopefully to you that I am one of life’s great philosophers.

I need to go pretend I am masturbating in the corner of my neighbor who never locks his door’s bedroom cuz I hear him fucking his girlfriend….and I’m romantic like that.

Then I need to get drunk. It’s kinda what I do or what I am…It’s my only talent and I am not really good at it, but I’m usually too drunk to let that bother me.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Snooki is the New Year’s Baby
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I Recently Had a Bitch Wearing Nothing But These and It Was Pornographic
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Who Wants to Hear How Lindsay Lohan Was concieved and Possibly Puke while Doing So
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Car Crash or Not, When a Man Needs a Haircut, He NEEDS A HAIRCUT – VIDEO
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Because You Need Something to Help You Make It to the Weekend and This is It
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Just Plain Sexy
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3 Hot Broads and Six Perky Titties – VIDEO
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The Hottest reality Show Athletes Of All Time
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Gotta Love a Sexy, Sexy Work Out
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Teri Hatcher Birthday Tits
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Some Angelina Jolie Just Because she is Everywhere Lately
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AnnaLynne McCord Sweet ass and Legs in Short shorts
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Fernanda Prada Has one Sweet Beach Body
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Aretha Franklin is Gonna Die in 3…2…1…
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Romanian Wedding FAIL – VIDEO
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Sweet Sweet Lesbians
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Draya Michele & Jazzie Belle Are Cover Girls
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MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM BANGS!
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Topless Lap Dance VIDEO
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Claudia and Heidi Get it On
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Audrey Hollander is One hot Porn Star
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Oh come On Who Wouldn’t Want a video Game system and TV in Their Bathroom
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Carrey Mulligan is Looking Hot on the Cover of ELLE
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Elena is Dildoing Her Ass
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Whips and Leather Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Brunette Hottie in Short Shorts
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Man I Wanna Bang Keri Hilson – VIDEO
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Busty Teen and Some Incredible Tits – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Taylor Momsen Jailbait Cause It’s been Awhile
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Santa’s slutty Elves Wanna Wish you a Merry Christmas
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Karissa Shannon And The Other One Get Sexy
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Teenaged Girls Are Idiots, Plain and Simple
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Avril Lavigne Looks Trashy
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Striptease of the Day
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The 10 Sexiest Romania Women
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Britney Spears Showing Off Her Bra
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Michael Phelps Knocked Up Brittny Gastineau
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Get A Load Of Kelly Brook’s Tits
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Revisiting Lindsay Lohan’s Firecrotch
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Justin Beiber Uses the Internet to Surf Porn
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2010

08

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Topless for Inferno of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is great. I mean that’s how she developed her drug addiction, it all started with a broken soul and a need to self medicate to have a good time and feel good while not caring about anything else. She’d get naked, she’d get fucked up, she had a lifestyle people who don’t mind dying young dream of, partying, shopping, traveling, fucking….

Unfortunately, she’s slowed the fuck down cuz of this whole rehab bullshit.

Luckily there are still remnants of Lohan that was and who I think that will be again, like this picture of her topless for Inferno…..

Sure, I’ll take her any way she comes, I have a soft spot for her….probably as soft a spot as Sam Ronson has for her….but I’m not competing, I’m just staring at tits.


IF That’s Not Enough Lohan for You – Follow This Link for a Retrospective on Her Gingerly Cunt
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

08

Dec

Juliette Lewis’ Fit Lookin’ Crackhead Legs of the Day

I may have no soul, but for some reason I love Christmas, especially the carols. I don’t know what it is, but I can listen to that shit all year round, I can watch the movies all year round, and when everyone is with their families building snowmen and sitting by the fire telling happy memories and stories of Jesus, I’m busy jerking off to Juliette Lewis in her Family Vacation, 16 and awkward looking, the kind of girl who didn’t get fucked in high school but wanted to so bad she’d spend her nights masturbating….I’m hard just thinking about her ugly little face…

Here are her crackhead legs lookin’ fit cuz drug addicts don’t eat 20 years later.

Posted in:Juliette Lewis

2010

08

Dec

Mel B’s Big Tits Don’t Erase Her Ugly Face of the Day

Mel B proves that stupid tits, even when being pushed the up as hard as they can and being shown off as much as they fucking can, they do not erase a bitches manly, haggard, crackhead with AIDS and Hepatitis lookin’ face…..but it does a good job making me look the fuck away from it to get my 5 dollars I gave her to lick my ass worth….

Posted in:Mel B

2010

08

Dec

Britney Spears is Showing Some Bra of the Day

I know people are posting these pictures cuz you can see a little Britney Spears bra, like it’s a big deal to see a bitches bra…but I’m posting these pictures because the shirt she is wearing shows off her plus-sized belly button hole.

You see, there’s nothing more exciting for a dude with a small dick than a bitch with a big belly button to stick that small dick in. It is one of those you aren’t gonna get off in the pussy cuz you can’t touch the walls and shit feels like a loose pair of sweat pants, leaving you with little else to do but get experimental….

That’s the whole reason I married a fat chick. They smell, but are always greasy and left me with options skinny girls just don’t come with, from holes to flaps of skin to fuck….I mean…so I’ve heard….

Posted in:Britney Spears

2010

08

Dec

Kesha is Fucking Disgusting of the Day

I like to pretend people like Kesha don’t exist…..she’s a fucking try-hard idiot. She’s trying hard at everything. From her shitty lyrics to her talentless hack skill set that doesn’t deserve the fame or money her BFF Katy Perry gave her, to her outfit and writing on herself that I am convinced she thought out every scribble because that’s just what try hards do….and apparently they also make facial expressions that make you think she’s trying hard to take a shit, which is so appropriate, because based on her album, her perfomance and her body, she pretty much is…right on that stage in front of her audience and pretty much wherever she take her disgusting self….

I am only posting this cuz she’s not wearing pants, even though she should be.

She is disgusting and she shouldn’t exist. Enjoy you fucking weirdos.

Posted in:Ke$ha|Kesha

2010

08

Dec

Jessica Alba’s Big Box of the Day

No, I’m not talking about Jessica Alba’s actual box, but I am assuming that hers is just as cold, dead and cavernous, you know capable of storing your Christmas decorations, and that midget stripper prostitute you kidnapped during a drug raid at the local midget strip club that you accidentally fucked to death when you got it home cuz you didn’t realize her little stripper pussy couldn’t handle your forearm, cuz shit hit vital organs unlike the pussy you are used to that is built like Jessica Alba’s box, cuz it has a couple kids and is lifesize. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

08

Dec

Alexandra Carl’s Tits for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Alexandra Carl and you may remember her as “Waitress at Inn” in Sex and the City 2, because I assume you are that pussy-whipped or desperate to watch that shit, hoping to learn how single girls actually think, when really you’re just learning about how gay men think, since they actually write the script to that shit, not that you it matters, what does matter is that this Alexandra Carl chick is some model who I guess is trying to breakthrough as an actor and she’s doing it the right way…by getting topless for photoshoots to get noticed, a strategy that works for me when my wife makes me go to job interviews in hopes one day I’ll work again, because apparently stripping down when asked what your best and worst quality is doesn’t go over well when it comes to actually hiring you…and sabotaging job interviews is kinda my thing…you know cuz when you’re actually hired for a gig it’s hard to convinve your wife why you’d rather sit on the computer trying to masturbate.

Here are her little tits.

Posted in:Alexandra Carl

2010

08

Dec

Selena Gomez Looks Retarded of the Day

I don’t really understand why these pictures of Selena Gomez are making the rounds, but I am thinking it is because motherfuckers are perverts and have a thing for 18 year old bitches who look like they have Down’s Syndrome and are learning how to make strawberry shortcake cuz you gotta keep Down’s Syndrome people stimulated by playing with things, otherwise they just masturbate or bang their heads into the wall repeatedly, cuz retarded 18 year olds are the only 18 year olds dumb enough to fuck them.

That’s not to say Down’s Syndrome people are actual retards, maybe they are just hyper intelligent, which would explain the big heads, but it is to say that you’re the kind of pervert who gets a job working at an instution for the severely mentally challenged because you figure while changing their diapers, you can give them a little diddle that they’ll like with your tongue/penis and no one will ever know, until you get carried away and get one pregnant and the investigation and secret cameras they install catch you on camera doing what it is you do cuz sex with a retard is next level nutty and unpredictable only to get you arrested but luckily you have a good lawyer who knows how to get you out of these stupid messes and by you I mean me.

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