2010
28
Dec
There’s nothing like a big old model in a bikini that her pussy seems to like the flavor of….spilling out from all angles, I’m talking from mom ass to big ol’ tits….especially when she’s recently divorced….It’s pornography on all levels…
So here’s Stephanie Seymour living out my obscure fetish of the day…Thanks.
Posted in:Stephanie Seymour
2010
28
Dec
I don’t know what these pictures of Jessica Alba are from. I am assuming they are pre-baby, because if they were post baby, her labia would be hanging down to her knee, but maybe that’s just my misconception on the vagina’s ability to go back to its original form after child birth, because let’s face it, I’m not a gyno, and I don’t ask the whore’s I sleep with how many times they’ve had kids, that’s a little too personal for my needs as I climax on their faces, not that that’s even an option anymore with the whole impotency thing, but looking at these Alba pics, I wish it was cuz she’s looking good. Maybe that’s the hangover talking, maybe I’m just into anything in that stance, let’s just hope she keeps it up.
Posted in:Jessica Alba
2010
28
Dec
Victoria Silvestedt is an attention seeking cunt. She was a Playboy model 15 years ago and feels entitled. She’s dating a married midget billionaire from Greece and has the nerve to try to sue me cuz I posted pics of her getting eaten out by him, like she wasn’t already getting paid to do it, like it was a private event, even though he paid her extra to do it on the fucking dock in front of the paparazzi.
It just amazes me that despite all her bottom feeding and getting naked for money, she still hasn’t dropped a sex tape, I guess we’ve got 2011 for that to happen, but I assume the billionaire would have to drop her as his mistress, cuz as long as she’s on his payroll, I guess she doesn’t really need us.
Bitch.
Here are her fake tits.
Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt
2010
28
Dec
Her name is Clara Morgane, based on this video, she’s some nude model from France who has a decent fan base, or at least enough of one to make a Calendar, for what I can only assume are people in their late 60s who don’t have a cell phone, laptop, desktop, car with a digital clock, or any of the other things our world has to offer that makes Calendar’s totally obsolete.
I’ve never heard of her, but I do know that french girls are nice a hairy in the right places, at least they are rumored to be, but feel that stereotype went out the window with the bikini wax, but I do know that french girls that despite being cheesy as hell, have anal on the first date, they are sexually laid back like that….making this twat even better than it already is.
Posted in:Clara Morgane
2010
28
Dec
Here’s some busty trash from the UK tanning topless depsite the general allergy to the sun I thought everyone from UK has…but then again maybe I’m not well educated on British people since I’ve never been there and assume they all have pasty white skin and brown mangled teeth…they all work as chimney sweepers and live in caravans…I saw Mary Poppins, I know how it is.
Her name is Lucy Pinder, she’s a busty Glamor Model celebrated for having big natural tits that she doesn’t mind showing off cuz everyone’s already seen them, and I don’t mind posting them, cuz I like tits.
Posted in:Lucy Pinder
2010
28
Dec
The new year is coming faster than you did the first time you had sex. Nothing like an inspiring Angelina Jolie and family in Nambia picture to put you in the mood to make a difference in 2011….you know to put all of yourself into a cause and by all of yourself…I mean absolutely none of yourself….cuz if this bitch was really selfless and about making a difference, she probably wouldn’t have 14 million dollar houses around the fucking world….she is bullshit and I hope one of her Aids babies gives her Aids to rid the world of the real cancer that is her constant fucking bullshit….Inspiring….
Posted in:Angelina Jolie
2010
28
Dec
I always love seeing pictures of Rihanna back home in Barbados because I know everyone in Barbados hates her.
She’s living the life of luxury, making the people she went to church or school back when she was living in a shanty with her garbage man father, wait on her hand and foot, cuz that’s what she’s come to know….
She pretends they don’t know she was a teenage prostitute in the Karaoke bars on the island, sucking the right cock, or maybe she knows they all know and that’s why she walks around the beach like the prized pig at the county fair, to overcompensate for being full of shit, insecure, and a joke of a person…who deserved to get beat down by Chris Brown…but at least she’s getting paid for being barely talented….
I also love seeing her in pictures back home in Barbados because she’s wearing a bikini.
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Posted in:Rihanna
2010
28
Dec
I wonder if anyone is on this site today. I assume most people are on winter vacation, but maybe I only think that because I only hang out with people who are on vacation, it’s not quite the life of luxury it sounds like, considering the people I hang out with are always on vacation, it’s called Welfare, something Bar Refaeli doesn’t know much about because she made a ton of stupid money doing exactly what she’s doing here, only now she’s doing it for free, because she’s just that rich, like some Doctor on Doctor’s without borders in his retirement, or some Lawyer on some helping the poor trash in his city fight legal issues pro boner cuz he’s got so much money it makes is hypocritcal ass feel better about all his over indulgence and greed….only Bar Refaeli is far more exciting to stare at when she does her professional work for free, see cuz she’s a very hot bikini model.
Posted in:Bar Refaeli
2010
27
Dec
I just woke up. I think I slept all day but I am not sure. This Holiday season is kicking my old, tired, probably should have died the last few days but didn’t, so exhausted I am surprised I am up now, I think I’m gonna down the last of the eggnog and pass the fuck out for another day…
But here is some of the shit I may or may not have missed. Touch your toes.
Natalie Portman is Pregnant and Engaged – I Don’t Care, But A Bunch of Nerds Sure as Hell Feel Like She Cheated on Them Do….
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Awesome Boxing Week Sale
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Hugh Hefner is Engaged to Crystal Harris So She’s the Newest Attempt to Revitalize the Brand….
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Hugh Jackmon Gets Hit in the Nuts By a Cricketeer – VIDEO
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Rihanna And Her Topless Friend
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Paris Hilton Nasty Bikini Pics. Did I Say Nasty?!
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Because Santa Couldn’t Package and Wrap Getting Laid and Put It Under Your Tree
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Erin Heatherton Is The New Marisa Miller
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Lucy Pinder is Good ar Wearing a Bikini
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Skinny Brunette Play With Herself on Video
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The 25 Most Entertaining Atheletes of All Time
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Caption This of the Day Involves a Sparking Vagina
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Because Santa Didn’t Bring You All the Toys You Want
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Victoria Silvstead Bikini Pics
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Katy Holmes Just Because
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Coco Got Naked For Christmas and She Wants You To See
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Irina Shiek is Looking Hot in Lingerie
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Toplessness on the Beach – GALLERY
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A Whole Lot of Maliah Michelle
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Guess Who’s Getting Evicted…
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Two Busty Teens Get Showered & Play Touchy Feely – VIDEO
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Pornstar Mason Moore’s Christmas
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Bar Refaeli: Bikini in Mexico!
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Eva Angel is a Naughty Nurse
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This Kid is Right For Hating Books for Christmas
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A Little Elle Macpherson Hotness
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Naked Lunch with Corinna
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This Chick Looks Like a Hotter, More Authentic Kim Kardashian
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Girl Gets Kicked in the Face – VIDEO
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People Getting Puppies For Christmas – VIDEO
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Lydia Herst is Gonna Play Lindsay Lohan in a Movie, Amazing
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Selena Gomez Took Off Her Promise Ring! YES!
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Erin Heatherton’s New Lingerie Photos Are So Hot They’ll Melt Your Face
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Lucy Pinder Sunbathing Her Big Topless Titties
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Christine Martin Is A British Chick With Big Tits And Her They Are
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Victoria Silvestedt Over Exposed Bikini Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
27
Dec
This would have probably been exciting 15 years ago, when both these bitches mattered, before Jennifer Love got old and fat and Alyssa Milano got weathered and boring….Seriously, as if them doing homeless charities together wasn’t enough of an attempt to get the paparazzi to take a pic….staging these “almost” kissing pics is more desperate than two mom’s at a resort bar trying to get their husbands to notice them, but they are too busy checking out the young pussy that still matters.
I hate lightly humorous cries for attention, you know like “haha, we’re so silly and fun” kind of cries for attention. I like my bitches real desperate and willing to do things they never would have done when not desperate for attention, so these pics just piss me off. They are pathetic….but you are a loyal fan…and can’t get over these bitches….so here are the pics…
I am going to pass the fuck out now..
To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link
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Posted in:Alyssa Milano|Jennifer Love Hewitt
