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2010

30

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s almost 2011. I can’t believe I am still alive.

Add me to Facebook so we can ring the New Year in together, through our computers, ideally with one well timed global orgasm…no homo…

I figure being internet friends is the best thing to do to start the new year off horribly…I know I am jumping the gun here….since we still have another day before all you idiots rejoice with your idiot friends like some kind of fucking clown drones….so I figure nows a good time to fucking reach you.

On a sidenote, I didn’t leave the house all day because I thought I was dying and it had nothing to do with watching Parentrap for sexual purposes, you know cuz I like seeing long lost husband and wive’s who separate their kids get rekindle and not cuz I like Lohan as a virgin….and it had nothing to do with trying to figure out who invented cum snorting whores…It had everything to do with alcohol withdrawal….something I intend on changing very fucking soon.

Here are my stepLINKS…Enjoy….Happy New Year…It’s all downhill from here…

These Holidays have left me real fucking confused….

Memories of Kim Kardashian’s Big Fucking Ass in a Bikini – Best of 2010
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Every Lady Needs a Breast Stimulator
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Get Your Fucking Cowboy On and Fuck You Some Cows
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Bikini and Boobs Best of 2010
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The Playboy Mansion Smells Of Dog Shit And Dog Piss
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Best of 2010 – Coco’s Bikini Not Coco IN the Bikini, the Bikini Itself
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Because You Need to Get Your Rocks Off Today
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How About a Sexy Lap Dance – VIDEO
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Ashley Greene is Mean to Fans But She is Really Hot, So That Makes It Okay – PHOTOS
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Blonde Destroys Her Pussy with a Dildo – VIDEO
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Because Even Grown Ups Need Toys
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UK Model And Prostitute Sophie Anderton Topless In Turkey
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Captioning This May Make You Gay,. But I Think You’re Already Gay, So It’s Like Whatever
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Some Angelina Jolie Just Because
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Michelle Williams Topless Will Set You On Fire
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2010 in Bikinis – A Gallery
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Random Photos of the Day
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Salma Hayek in a Bikini Holy Shit
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Anishya Sue Reyes Has a Body That’s Out of Hand
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Unleash The Beast: Celebrities Without Their Makeup
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Her Tits Are Perfection – VIDEO
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Jana Cova and Celeste Star – Two Hotties Tongue Each Others Clits
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Sara gets licked and fingured by her lesbian friends – VIDEO
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Analeigh Tipton Maxim Photoshoot
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Mmmmmm Kylie Minogue
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Busty Teen Shakes Her Awesome Tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Lady Caca Disgustingness
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This Bitch is One Dumb Reporter – VIDEO
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Luba in black lingerie
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Your 100 favorite women of 2010
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A Year Of Sexy: Rosa Acosta’s Sexiest “Spreads” Of 2010
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Kourtney Kardashian Lands Another Bikini Cover
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Would You Bang Adultress LeAnn Rimes
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Jessica Simpson Addresses Fat Rumors By Showing Her Fat Face
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A Topless Michelle Williams Will Set You On Fire
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Revisiting Jessica Alba’s Nipples And Camel Toe
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

30

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Squatting in Tight Clothes of the Day

I pretty much forgot about Lindsay Lohan. She’s been a huge disappointment in my life. Nothing but let downs. Her prime was when she was drugged out and partying nightly, making a fool out of herself, pretending to fuck girls who looked like dudes but who were riding her coattail for fame of their own, when really all she was doing was letting her eat her out, which is pretty much just masturbation, without all the work…..

Her name doesn’t even enter my brain, like it did back when she used to text me random things daily cuz she was fucking high, confused and amazing…

This whole rehab shit is fucking garbage and I may or may not appreciate seeing her in tight clothes or half naked for old times, but she’s pretty much dead to me.

Happy fucking New Year….here’s some photoshopped Lohan to remind you of how things are only gonna get worse for you..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

30

Dec

Demi Moore in St Barts of the Day

I just posted the Brittney Jones sex tape that hit today. She was the rumored pussy Ashton got down with because Demi Moore is old and old chicks who like young dudes always let them go out and fuck girls their own age, so long as they come home to mommy…if anything, the old bitch is trying to find her sex drive cuz her pussy has been everywhere, and had done everything, from Bruce Willis to mutant baby production, that sitting in the corner watching her young husband slide his dick in some young slut while she masturbates makes her feel her worn down clit a little better, cuz her pussy is bored, tired, and ready for early retirement.

Here she is trying to be young in St Bart’s wearing a little dress that will turn into bikini pics by the new year, it always works out like that.

Posted in:Demi Moore

2010

30

Dec

Fergie will be in a Bikini Next Week of the Day

I’ve decided that no only do I post the bikini pictures of these twats, I am also going to start posting the build up to the bikini picturs, because I know that soon after these pics of Fergie getting off the plane in St Barts, the Island of Celebrity, were taken, she was in her hotel room getting her pussy eaten by the hotel staff while her husband jerked off in the corner, before getting into a bikini and heading to relax by the pool, cuz her life as an ex meth addict with tons of money who is pretty much always on vacation except for maybe the hour a day 100 days a year she performs for screaming fans, while everything building up to that hour is free, luxurious and pretty much has her treated like a fucking princess….

I’ve held Fergie’s hand. She is tiny and it was erotic, but maybe that was just her security card pulling me away and I’m ready to see her on the beach for old times….and I can tell you this…it is coming in the New Year….

Posted in:Fergie

2010

30

Dec

Jessica Simpson Gets Lost Looking for Food of the Day

These pictures may look like an innocent Jessica Simpson shopping, but I can tell by the look on her face and the waddle in her chin that she’s in a panic cuz she was out looking for the food court….and hasn’t really figured out why she’s not stuffing her face with cookies and burgers….but instead she’s surrounded by clothes….she needs to make an escape…her stomach can’t hold out anymore and it may end up eating the person next to her…this is survival motherfuckers, and not of the fittest, but the hungriest, I’ve seen the movie ALIVE and I know how this is gonna play out if bitch doesn’t get some fucking cake…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2010

30

Dec

Tara Reid is Drunk on Love of the Day

Tara Reid is in love. I wonder how much money this Danish “Businessman” named Michael Lillelund has. I can assume enough to buy her all the drugs she needs to continue the perpetual Spring Break party that is her life.

Maybe this Danish “Businessman” is actually a dealer, which would make sense, cuz after spending the last decade committed to getting drunk and fucked up at parties and getting paid for it, she’s not about to stop, even though no one wants to book her to host their party, cuz sad, washed up, 40 year olds kinda put a damper on the vibe for the kids at the party, even they know she’s fucking pathetic…but she needs the fuel to keep going…

Here they are staging a kiss which I guess is good publicity for everyone involved but at Tara Reid’s level of failure, this shoulda been a sex tape…which I believe is still a real option for her when rich guys she wants go for hotter, less battered pussy, leaving her with no real options…but prostitution and porn….

Dreams do come true, sometimes 20 years too late, but the still come true dammit.

Posted in:Tara Reid

2010

30

Dec

Laurie Cholewa in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Laurie Cholewa , she looks a bit like an animal you’d find in the zoo. Her name is some tribal sounding shit you’d find in the jungle. She’s from France and hosts a TV show there and I’m just posting this partially cuz I like the way her bikini bottoms hug her pussy, partially cuz I like her use of cleavage but mainly because I am disappointed that a monkey-lookin’ bitch from France, doesn’t have outrageous public hair creeping out of her bikini from all angles. Big pussy bush is the future of pussy trends and I thought France of all places understood that and never strayed from that….

This is unfortunate, especially for people like me who love some hair on the lip…cuz bikini waxes are fucking cheesy and on some Ed Hardy kick….I think that may have been a puberty hair poem.


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Posted in:Laurie Cholewa

2010

30

Dec

Brittney Jones Sex Tape Preview of the Day

I don’t really know who this bottom feeder is, but I do know that you will probably like watching her fuck, cuz watching girls fuck, no matter who they are, or how hot they are, or how big their pussy lips are, is always a good time.

The rumor is that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore with this girl, but there’s no actual proof,because last time I checked Ashton Kutcher was a fucking faggot who old dates a woman old enough to be his mom cuz her dried up old lady pussy feels and smells like a male prostitutes HIV anus….and no matter how much plastic surgery she gets, or training she does, she’ll always be the pussy that created her troll daughter, and a fresh coat of paint won’t change scientific proof…

What it comes down to is that Brittney Jones did what any girl addicted to the attention she got when the Ashton story hit, she’s alright looking, I mean considering she’s not in her 50s, and she’s lucky Demi didn’t try to suck the youth out of her, cuz that is apparently something she does.

I hate the Kutchers and the Kutchers hate me…. at least according to Twitter ….when I was one of 8 people he was blocking….

Ashton Kutcher did everything in his power to get his name taken off any promotion of the DVD, cuz apparently they were saying “this is what Ashton may have experienced” and good or not, I am sure it’s better than what that cunt Demi has to offer…which isn’t say much…but is saying something about her inadequacies…

ENJOY!!


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Posted in:Brittney Jones

2010

30

Dec

Salma Hayek in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Salma Hayek is a fucking tank.

I guess that’s no real surprise cuz like all girls who had big tits in thier 20s, when they turn 30 the rest of them slowly follows their titty’s lead and by 40 turns into real thick…not the mention this bitch is a Mexican, and I have never met a slim Mexcian mother before….

So the fact that this Mexican isn’t being carted around on a medical scooter with diabetes is a testament to how hard she is fighting her Mexican genetics…..something that probably isn’t worth celebrating in her bikini, but since I like all pussy in bikinis, it’s good enough for me, even if it’s sending a bad message to young girls everywhere that ou can be proud of your mom body any shape it is and parade it around like it’s not a disgusting fucking mess…

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2010

30

Dec

Emily Blunt for Vogue of the Day

Who the fuck is Emily Blunt and why aren’t I smoking her….I am not really sure why I am posting these pictures of her in Vogue, it’s not like she’s showing nipple, or half nipple, or quarter nipple or is anything that hot or special. If anything she’s fucking boring.

I have posted pictures of her Ass in Leggings a while ago, but that was as uneventful as these pictures leading to me forgetting whot he fuck this twat is.

She’s British. She dated Michael Bubles. She is married and those facts combines with these pictures just put the stamp of approval that she pretty much sucks…

Lucky for you, I am posting it anyway….

Posted in:Emily Blunt