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2010

31

Dec

Happy Lesbian New Year of the Day

Nothing like ringing in the New Year to a bunch of lesbians in a fake marriage that God doesn’t recognize.

New Years is overrated. People like to get excited about it, but it’s just another day. People pretend to have an amazing time with amazing plans, but it’s nothing by disappointment. Just like lesbianism.

Here are some pics to ruin every lesbian fantasy you may have, cuz the core of lesbianism fucking sucks, and here is the awkward, middle-aged, raped or molested leading to penis hate Ellen and her opportunist latch on younger pussy Portia who isn’t really named Portia just how unnatural this loving relationship is…

Happy New Year, even though I know it won’t be happy. Just like lesbianism. You fucking hippies…

Posted in:Ellen Degeneres

2010

31

Dec

Katy Perry Is Ugly With Make-Up, Here She Is Without It of the Day

I have always said that Katy Perry is fucking disgusting. People would send me hate, but I could never see past the fact that she looks like a skinny Rosie O’Donnell and that’s not saying much, cuz someone 30 pounds overweight in serious industrial strength spanx could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell, hell even Roseanne Barr could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell….

I have always said that even with all her movie make-up, there is nothing hot about her other than her tits. So seeing this disgusting picture of her without make-up came as no real surprise to me, cuz this is what I always see when I see her, even when her tits are “out to here”….

She can’t even sing or dance, her songs are irritating as shit and her tits bore me, cuz so many bitches have great tits, we don’t need to make milionaires out of them, and we don’t need to make them think they are worth more than the tits they are packing, especially when the rest of them looks like it belongs in a barn….

Good thing Russell Brand is gay, cuz if he wasn’t, marrying shit like this could really fuck with your head….

Happy New Year.

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

31

Dec

LeAnn Rimes Looks Like a Crackwhore in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why LeAnn Rimes looks like some low level porn pussy on a beach vacation with her first pay check from a gangbang scene. She’s got the body and the face of a bitch seriously down on her luck, raped by her dad, high on pills and street drugs. She’s even got the fake tits and the above pussy tattoo. Shit is almost textbook.

What the fuck would Jesus, her lord and Savior, at least that’s what I thought in all the marketing that was put behind her whole country image, before she cheated on her first husband for her soon to be second husband, wrecking homes with her pussy, like the time I fucked a hooker with syphilis and my wife caught the shit…

She’s a lowgrade whore and she doesn’t even try to hide it, and despite how ugly she is, there’s gotta be some merit in that.

Here she is in a bikini….Good Jesus loving country girl gone bad….cuz bad is a hell of a lot more fun….Happy New Year.

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2010

31

Dec

Victoria Justice’s Teen Tongue for the Pervs of the Day

I don’t know if watching a teenage girl catching snowflakes in her mouth and fantasizing about it being your orgasm is illegal, but I do know that it is pornography to you perverts who know more about these teen starlets than their 14 year old target markets.

I see old dudes in the parks, by the skating rinks, at the ski hill, in starbucks, spending their days lookin for 15 and 16 year old girls to go home to masturbate to, and it’s weird.

The only reason I know who this Victoria Justice bitch is, is from some dirty old dude down the hall who only watches the Disny Channel and who always asks me where he can find bikini pics of her….

Seriously, this teenage girl obsession is totally fucking weird. Don’t people remember banging their girlfriend at 16 and having the single worse sex of your life? I know I do. I also know I like my pussy to be wise beyond its years and able to tell me stories of when and where it learnt how to throw up on command and shit….but maybe I’m the weird for wanting a girl who knows how to fuck.

I feel like these pictures may just be perpetuating the problem…Oh well…I’m not here to save people…

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2010

31

Dec

Paris Hilton Pregnant Bikini Picture of the Day

I think it was pretty obvious that Paris Hilton was pregnant in the last 2 months of pictures of her. She’s fat in the stomach and girls like Paris Hilton don’t get fat. Like a gay man, being skinny is all that matters to her trashy rich cunt life.

If anything, this is a medical mystery. All the botched abortions, starving herself, drug use, STDs, random cock inside her, etc…you’d think she’d be sterile, but unfortunately, she isn’t….

Unfortunately, you don’t really need permission to have a baby, it’s your natural right, and like so many unfit mothers before her, who got knocked up for the wrong reason, like cuz they couldn’t afford the abortion, or cuz they wanted government funding, or cuz they were trying to keep their man, or cuz they were like Paris and trying to be trendy, get media attention like their friends, Paris Hilton’s gonna bring it….

The only good news in all this is that she’s loaded and can pay a staff and an education that will hopefully balance out her as a mother. Her garbage morals and values, her porn career, her excessive disgustingness can’t be passed on,

The only hope we have is miscarriage, so let’s join together and prey this baby never sees the light of day.

Keep playing it up for the cameras you fucking cunt….I hope dude K-Fed’s your sloppy mom ass.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

31

Dec

Irina Shayk in her Lingerie of the Day

Irina Shayk is some seriously wasted pussy because she’s fake dating some soccer player who is so past metrosexual that he’s just plain faggot. I guess it’s good for both of their careers and image because no one like a gay athlete, especially not Europeans who have man crushes on the guy, because it hits a little too close to home and will in-turn make them question their sexuality, making them hate him for getting them hard, when all they wanted to do was watch soccer….and because no one likes an unknown model who isn’t dating a pro athlete…it’s like the stamp of approval see needs, even though with an ass like that the only stamp I want to give her is with a hot iron to differentiate her from the other hot pussy I’m herding…That probably doesn’t make sense, but that’s ok, cuz either does this ethnic ass it is amazing…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2010

31

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Tits Distract from her Stupid Haircut of the Day

Here are some pictures of fat Kim Kardashian using her tits and a tight workout outfit, despite the fact she doesn’t work out, proven by her fat ass, with a stupid fucking cornrow haircut….

Behind all the make-up the Kardashian’s are some seriously busted up and broken down pussy. The kind of weathered shit you’d expect to find at an AA meeting talking about meth addiction. they are disgusting…

I don’t know if she is pretending to be a 7 year old on vacation in Orlando or the Bahamas or wherever kids get this stupid cornrow shit from on Springbreak.

Or maybe it’s just part of her new Kanye West hip hop act, where she thinks doing her hair like a slave baby will increase her fat ass credibility….by proving her understanding and compassion about the black man’s plight on a deeper level than just letting them stick their dick in her.

All I know is that she looks like a fat fool….Unfortunately, a fool I’d probably fuck thanks to her coinslot pussy sex tape that made her famous….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

31

Dec

Montana Fishburne Amazing Ass in BlackMen Magazine of the Day

Too bad Morgan Fishburne’s daughter / pornstar Montana Fishbourne didn’t look this good in her Sex Tape ….not that watching any chick fuck is ever bad, especailly when they are doing it by choice to piss off their father’s who can afford to send them to Harvard, or Yale and who could have chosen to be anything from a Doctor, Lawyer, Scientist, Philantropist, Volunteer to save AIDS babies, but instead chose life getting fucked on camera and potentially ending up with AIDS and/or a prolapsed vagina. The whole thing is pretty fucking legendary.

Here she looking good in Blackmen magazine….one of my monthly reads you know trying to keep it real….like all the white kids who I am sure subscribe to it.

Posted in:Montana Fishburne

2010

31

Dec

Kira Mazura Titties for Marie Claire Turkey of the Day

Last I checked, Turkey was a Muslim country. For some reason, their fashion mags are all about the tits, leading me to believe all the Muslim hate is just American propoganda to justify stealing their oil, cuz the real oppression comes from Christianity. You Jesus freaks scare the fuck out of me.

Her name is Kira Mazura and I like her tits for fashion cuz it’s like porn without all the daddy issues, incest, sexual abuse, but the perfect level of immigrant pussy….

Posted in:Kira Mazura

2010

31

Dec

Snejana Onopka Topless for Cover Magazine of the Day

This bitch is Ukrainian. Her name is Snejana Onopka. It sounds like a Character is a Dr Seuss book. You probably like that cuz you are weird.

She’s showing some tit in some magazine I’ve never heard of. I don’t think tits are a big deal. I never get overly excited about tits because I am a firm believer that tits are tits, but you probably do because you have never had sex with a real person before.

I have a feelign when she was the awkwardly tall girl in her high school she probably didn’t think she’d be getting paid to flash her tits like a common whore, only to be called a model to soften the blow that she is a common whore…but then again I don’t know shit about the Ukraine, but I do know a little about communism and that is the sex trade capital…so maybe this was a better escape than some weird fat 60 year old husband in the midwest.

Nipples aren’t pornography…especially when they are from a fashion shoot, but I can still jerk off to them if I try hard enough and think of her probably communist, rationed razors, hipster bush….and I’m pretty sure you can too, because you are lonely. Happy New Year….

Posted in:Snejana Onopka