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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

13

Dec

Christy Turlington’s Bad Plastic Surgery of the Day

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Christy Turlington looks like she was attacked by her plastic surgeon which I guess makes sense since she made a name for herself as a model you jerked off to and now she’s in her 40s, something I am sure is harder for models who have only been valued for their looks all their lives, to come to terms with, not that I care about the emotional struggles of a bitch with more money than she deserves for being hot, I only care about the emotional struggles of a bitch who is at rock bottom from either addiction, failure, low self esteem, cuz they actually put out…..I’m talking ex-strippers or ex hookers or the bitches I meet at the battered women group therapy sessions…this ex-model turmoil is boring and obnxious as fuck….but here she is getting work in her underwear cuz she’s still holdin’ on as hard as she can to never admit she’s done.

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2010

13

Dec

Kylie Minogue’s Legs and Crotch Performing of the Day

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Here are pictures of Kylie Minogue proving that if a bitch loses some of her sexual parts, like her tits to tit cancer, or her uterus to uterine cancer, or her anus to anal cancer, or her cervix to cervical cancer, she’s still got value, provided she doesn’t get all those cancers at once, cuz healthy or diseased titty or not, she’s still got a pussy and that’s good enough for me to get down to.

So here she is showing off her legs and what may be underwear while performing and I am posting them cuz I think she looks pretty hot, cancer survivor or not and I’m not just saying that cuz cancer survivor’s with money are porn to me, cuz you can move in on them while no one else wants them, before they relapse and die of the shit, leaving you with everything, my mind just doesn’t think like that.

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2010

13

Dec

Taylor Momsen’s Slackin on Her Slutting of the Day

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For those of you wondering, Talyor Momsen’s sexy slutty act is all a fucking act. I mean I am sure you realized that she was pulling the cheapest stunts to get people to notice her and her music career…I saw The Runaways cuz I wanna marry Dakota’s Fanning lingerie wearing twat when she turns 16….and I know Taylor Momsen is a cheap copy of that….

The whole flashing her taped up tits, wearing lingerie on stage, being jacked up on make-up talking about masturbation being better than real cock, is all bullshit, because with these starlets comes managers with marketing plans and strategy and teams of people sorting out their shit….

So here are some pictures to remind you that Taylor Momsen is ugly and boring behind all the teenage sex bullshit….She’s just Lady Gaga’s little sister trying to make it by making the most noise she can. Slackin’ on the Slutting.

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2010

13

Dec

Mena Suvari is Fuckin’ Monster of the Day

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What the fuck is going on here? This is scaring the fuck out of me. I mean I’ve always joked around about this bitch’s alien forehead, but now I’m a fucking believer. It looks like she’s been gone the last few years reporting back to her home planet about the inner-workings of Earth, because their sun burnt out and they need to find a pod planet to takeover in order for their species to survive, explaining her lovely tan, but I was never into Sci-fi, I hate comic books, the whole thing depresses me and makes me uncomfortable, so you may have a better theory than me, I just know this is scary as fuck.

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2010

13

Dec

Edita Vilkeviciute Naked for Numero of the Day

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I did a post on this Edita Vilkeviciute Topless in a Magazine last week. I had never heard of her or her stupid last name before that and that’s unfortunate, because if I did, maybe she would be getting naked for me as my mail order bride, instead of for some big modeling agency she got signed to that is totally ruining the underground sex trade by recruiting the hot ones to America before the perverts who have been saving up their allowance the last decade can get at them, leaving the perverts with a shitty talent pool to choose from, while giving us girls willing to get naked cuz it’s better than their poverty and it doesn’t even seem sleazy cuz it’s for fashion, even though getting paid to get naked is getting paid to get naked, there’s no more respectable way to do it, it’s all pretty much the same, and I doubt this bitch really cares, she’s too busy counting moeny she never thought she’d have, making this some heartfelt immigrant in America success story that works for me, thanks to the nipples. Next time, let’s hope for more vagina lip.

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2010

13

Dec

Ashley Tisdale’s Assface Suckin’ Straws of the Day

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I do this Ashley Tisdale ugly watch because I hate her features. They are all asymmetrical and inbred looking. From a weak chin, to some adistorted Picasso lookin bullshit, so I hate that she gets the kind of support and attention she does.

But, nothing makes an assface more disgusting than seeing it suck on straws, or from my experience, suck on anything, because I’ve got some good and bad blowjobs from some very weird looking girls, and for some reason they just get weirder looking when trying to get sexy with a dick in their mouths, but at least when my dick is in their mouth I can close my eyes and pretend their weirdness isn’t going down….when Ashley Tisdale does it with a straw, I can’t ignore it…

Not that you care, she’s useless and so is this post. It happens…

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2010

13

Dec

Chantal le Fevre is Hot in L’Officiel Singapore of the DAy

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Chantal

This bitch is my kind of model. She’s young, she’s tight bodied and she’s doing the Asian modeling scene hoping to get some traction to make it in the US market. She’s from Amsterdam and I’m a fucking fan. Seeing her in these pictures that look like those pedo Calvin Klein from the 90s ads, all black and white and in her underwear that hug her twat and shit….not literally and I’m spent. Seriously, this is what I look for in a bitch, all round awesome, and this is my way of helping her get where she’s gotta be, even though my site has little to no power and I don’t make stars, I just make the occassional lesbian cry.

Keep your eyes out for Chantal Le Fevre cuz when you look like this, this is just the beginning…I have a sixth sense about this bullshit.

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2010

13

Dec

stepNEWS of the Day

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Sorry, was having some site issues so I decided to drink a bottle of brandy my friend left behind from our ghetto egg nog party we had this weekend. I was curious how much spiked eggnog it would take to die. Apparently, 4 cartons aren’t quite enough, but my friend was puking like it was….I’m ready to start this day, even though it’s almost 5 pm. We’re working on Pacific Standard time today….

Here’s the stepNEWS….

Indiana shopkeeper defends sale or racist soap

I don’t see anything wrong with that, some of my best friends are black and they love being called colored and darkies, they get it’s just part of American history. Talk about trying to milk a story and sensationalize something totally out of context. Everyone knows we choose our soap based on historical relevance….at least I do…but then again, I’m highly intelligent and like to keep everything intellectual….especially my racism.

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2010

13

Dec

Halle Berry’s TIts on the Beach of the Day

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I live a pretty shitty life, I’m always drunk and trying to fuck the equivalent of the fat chick who works in accounting that no one talks to at the office Christmas party, only I don’t have a job and it’s not always the Holiday Season, if you know what I mean….so these pictures of Halle Berry’s tits are pretty much the highlight of my day so far, the good news is that the rest of my day involved throwing up blood from hard drinking, waking up at 1 pm and trying to jerk off but not being able to get hard, so it wasn’t that hard.

She is my favorite white girl who pretends to be black in order to win awards who marries gay dudes and cheats on them with other dudes like it ain’t a thing…cuz really it isnt

Here are her tits…

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2010

13

Dec

Olivia Wilde’s TItty Dress of the Day

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According to some magazine, this is the hottest girl of the year. Clearly, her publicist paid them off…or who she sucked them off because looking at her she’s not the hottest anything.

She can wear the brightest dress, she can show off as much tit as her little tits can offer, you know maximize the shits but she looks like she’s built like a fuckin’ troll. I’m thinkin’ Snooki, but more middle aged mom of three who does pilates.

She’s got the attitude of a flight attendent, ready to check your passport and offer you a drink, or maybe the make up consultant at the pharmacy you spoke to about getting your wife a Christmas perfume. You know the department store clerk who gives you that fake smile when asking if you’d like to contribute to some charity….or the low grade decent lookin’ mom in some small town performing in the tacky church Christmas pageant as Mary…the role of her lifetime, one far better than working at the library as a volunteer to keep herself occupied.

She is average at best, and whether she’s dressed like a Christmas tree ornament, or someone at a Star Wars convention, pulling some Halloween stunts when it isn’t Halloween or not, she’s still average at best.

Don’t believe the hype.

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