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2022

03

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

If you can’t see the pussy in a pair of pants, then I don’t consider them real pants, I consider them imposters trying to confuse all us motherfuckers who have grown accustomed to seeing stranger gash in public thanks to their tight pant pant choice. It’s like when they made the move to tight pants and everyone signed on and adopted the tight pant trend, there was really no going back to regular pants that didn’t put the pussy on display for strangers, and you know they’ll all call you perverts for looking, but you also know that they are the perverts who actually like being looked at, that’s why they wear them, they just don’t like being looked at by you…..

There will be a time when tight pants are no more, or when you look at girls in tight pants and all you see is their TRAP dick, because the tuck won’t happen, as we just accept boners in tight pants as a chick thing, girls….just being girls….but until them, it lets me see biological pussy, my favorite kind of pussy, since it is the only kind of pussy, any other manufactured by man pussy is really just a variation of a fleshlight, even when made with actual flesh……

Here’s a tight pants round up of girls not willing to let their tight pants go to waste!

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2022

03

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I used to hate girls who smoked weed, I have no idea, but as a drunk who didn’t smoke weed, it would annoy me to be around girls who did smoke weed, and unlike booze that knocked a bitch out to make her far easier to be romantic with, the weed kept them lucid and aware…the date rape antidote…

That’s not to say girls who smoke weed don’t get date raped, or that weed doesn’t make girls horny, it’s just to say that I don’t make girls horny so when they are high they are far less likely to sit on my face, even if it’s a great way to spend the high while sensations are heightened, since they know better.

The point is, in my old age, I am all for weed…the weak as shit laid back high, the lack of a hangover, anxiety attacks like some kind of pussy, the medicinal qualities of pain relief….for the chill the fuck out…..

I wouldn’t go so far to say that watching a girl smoke weed is a fetish or cool, I always found weed heads as lame as craft beer enthusiasts, we get it, you smoke…..I wouldn’t even go so far to say weed smoking bitches are fit or hot, because I am sure a bunch are slobs who smoke weed for the munchies…..but I will post a bunch of weed girls trying to make it in the weed world as weed content creators who get paid by the weed companies…because they are naked or half naked….not necessarily making bad choices of “who the fuck cares about my future self”….because weed is the gateway to sex working from home….but probably doing it because lazy stoners with tits know they don’t have to be all that innovative to get paid…JUST SHOW THE TITS.

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2022

03

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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My wife is obese, so I figure that we are one, at least legally, since half of her shit is mine, unfortunately she doesn’t have shit, except actual shit, cuz she’s a fat chick and always on the toilet, and in being half of a fat chick, I have the right to call fat chicks lazy fucking pigs who can still get laid because dudes are pathetic and will fuck anything, you know even as a fat shamer, fat hater, no fat chicks allowed, unless I marry them and spend 25 years with them, to punish myself for being the pervert that I am…..can fuck a fat chick, I just choose part of them that doesn’t repulse me and I never look down…..whether that’s a nice manicure, smile, eyes, hair style, pair of shoes, or tit depends on the fat girl….they are all build different, like their own unique pile of shit….

So yeah, when you have first hand experience with the fatness that is available to us, when you spend as much time with a fat chick as she spends with herself, and when you’re pretty much a fat chick by association, you can say with confidence that fat is lazy, fat is gross, fat is ugly, fat is humiliating and no matter what lies they tell you, or how open you are to try to find a greasy fat pussy between a set of fat knees, you know the kind with the sagging skin over them…..I know the truth…..

So here are some fat chicks for you to jerk off to for inclusion, it’s better than being rooked into taking them out to eat on a date to see their tits, because fat girls, especially those with no shame in being fat….not out to impress you because they are convinced they are hot chicks and doing you a favor…can make you go broke, even when you aren’t already broke……EATERS….not a fetish, not in these inflationary times.

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2022

03

Aug

She’s Thirsty and Other Videos of the Day

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She’s Thirsty

Towel Drop

Jacuzzi Time

Mesh Outfit Try On Tease

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Bikini Body

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2022

03

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but this abortion thing is still going on, maybe with a little less excitement than the woke weirdos have had about killing babies over the last few months, but I came across a girl campaigning for abortions until 18 years old, which was probably her trying to show how crazy an abortion at 0 years old is, you know to put things in perspective…..but I got to thinking an I totally endorse super late term abortions…you know, where the aborted are adults.

You see, if you don’t sacrifice the baby to the evil overlords, but let it grow up to be a human…..only for it to be a disappointment to his parents, teachers, bosses, friends, then kill him off, he’s a mooch and the world is too populated for mooches…..

I endorse Late Term Abortions based on how annoying, stupid, retarded, idiotic, obnoxious, lame the motherfucker grew up to be….

If the motherfucker is like “omg he used the r-word”….ABORT HIM…even if he’s in his 40s….

CLEAN UP TIME…..I guess that’s just called murder….but if it’s legal…..WORKS FOR ME.

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2022

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know enough about the new public health scare that is Monkey Pox to post homophobic, gays are heathens, the bible says those with the mark of the beast will develop terrible lesions, because the bible is homophobic…

I don’t even care if only gay dudes, or men who have sex with men, which used to be called gay, is 99 percent of the cases….

I just care that there’s a movement of people posting “Monkey Pox Pride” pictures – which is the most insane thing to be proud of….probably a new low….

Sure, you’re one of the first to the weirdo fucking disease that will slowly trickle to everyone like AIDS did, but that’s probably NOTHING to be proud of….

I saw some male pornstar, sex worker post a pic of his face being sat on, while getting boned in the batty hole, in early july….then tracking the development of his mouth / face sores one figuring out it was Monkey Pox…making him some sort of hero to the community, where people are repulsed, but rather encouraging him, throwing words of support like he just said he’s going to walk across the USA for a cure for cancer, when all dude did was contract a weird virus and take selfies of the sores….

In a normal world, when people get herpes from fucking, they feel dirty and ashamed because they know it’s vile…BUT NOT THIS ERA….it is a badge of honor or some shit….

So now, I see that they are trying to make Monkey Pox Pride, something you shouldn’t be proud of, a new cause to de-stigmatize….when the rest of us are like “get that shit the fuck away from me”…..

The world is vile, the people fucking nuts and disgusting, and for that reason alone, I accept and await the impending apocalypse….it’s time, we’re too lazy, decadent and non human….the EVIL doers have won…

I’m just excited for the Monkey Pox survivors to get their own TV series, maybe dating show, or chain of restaurants….SUPPORT MONKEY POX OWNED BUSINESSES….because when you don’t have enough to whine about, to cry “Human rights” about…..when you’ve run through all causes, subcultures, sexualities, genders, fetishes, races, abortion status….you go to shit like Monkey Pox Pride….

Don’t search or click the hashtag…..it’s obviously just propaganda designed to suck you into the grossness…where’s the TikTok Dance!

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2022

02

Aug

Vanessa and Stella Hudgens Bikini Sisters of the Day

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Sister Fetish Check!

Anyone who has dated a girl with a sister has wanted to fuck the sister and it is highly likely that a decent percentage of them have…and in this era it was probably at a family wedding, or Christmas in the form of a threesome with the sisters since porn has infiltrated the world and made incest celebrated taboo…..and really sisters should fuck together, family business, since they can’t get each other pregnant to make those incest retard babies.

The Hudgens sisters are arguably on of the hotter end of “famous sisters”…..and one of them runs a porn site, a very mild and tame porn site, but a porn site nonetheless…while the other has had hairy leaked nudes when her tits were smaller, early in the leaked nude era, when you believed they were leaked and not released for marketing, but yeah, since she’s big in Disney, you know she knows how to suck dick too.

I don’t know why Stella Hudgens sticks her tongue out in every pic, but it may help you visualize her eating her sister’s asshole on their Euro Trip…

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2022

02

Aug

Josephine Skriver White Bikini of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a genetically modified model, who was created in a lab by a biologist who I guess understood the importance or the opportunity of the whole designer baby made in a lab movement, I mean maybe he was funded by the eugencists with a plan to sterilize all people in hopes of only breeding favorable humans to populate the earth, or mars, with….which probably isn’t a bad thing, since the worst idiots out there reproduce and in reproducing, the worst idiots out there maybe idiots together, who go onto make more idiots, and I guess we’re left with the premise of Mike Judge’s Idiocracy and if their lab made babies look like this, if this is model 1, only to build better off of….I’m into it.

The designer bikini model, possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret, raised to adult form, without dying of any weird hybrid human cancers, is in a white bikini, celebrating her favorite team, the Raiders, giving everyone around some patio ass you’d want to stare at from the building across the way, because voyeurism is real and the only good thing about high rise apartments in a downtown core….

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2022

02

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are a way of life motherfuckers…

I don’t know how many people out there are anti-tiny tits, but I am thinking far less than you’d expect, since tiny tits are fucking hot, and those guys who love those bimbo tits are usually unsophisticated bros, or just closet cases over compensating with a whole “I love tits, look at how big these tits are, they are hot right, bigger is better right”…when we all know homie just wants a dick in his mouth.

I’ve been told when endorsing tiny tits, that I am some kind of pervert into teen boys, because I guess those people don’t realize the tiny tits are on adult women who have vaginas, which is kinda not quite in the same realm as teen boys….but I guess, if that’s what gets them going, or if that’s what they see and get mad at for thinking it’s gay to like tiny tits, that’s their fucking weirdness…

In an era of the weirdest fetishes existing and being normalized, you kinda have to wonder why liking natural tits, celebrating a NATURAL girl in an era of all things fake, being on that offends, but I’ll assume that’s not the masses, since most dudes can see a hotness in a tiny tit because it’s still a fucking tit…normally on a hot bodied girl who doesn’t do the whole fat chick thing.

Point of the story, support tiny tits in your life, tell a tiny tit girl you see that you believe in the tiny tit, so that we can protest the slaughter that is breast implant BOLT ONS…a crime against tiny tits everywhere!

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2022

02

Aug

Joey King Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Joey King is making the transition, but unlike all the other mental cases who have been indoctrinated by the media, or are trying to generate hype around themselves on the social media machine they want to go viral on, she’s clearly not changing her gender, or being annoying about her weird dysmorphia…she is instead taking the sex appeal she’s got, that you probably didn’t know she had, because she was always a bit of a whatever celeb, not a hot chick you jerk off to celeb, which luckily can change with the use of tits.

When you’re a teen movie icon for the young people, making the move to more meaningful adult roles is not always easy to pull off, but as celebrity is being disrupted and these people are doing whatever they can to keep their exclusive club that NO ON seems to give a shit about, since celebrities are fucking lame, and since they all think they are celebs leading their own movie, things are a little easier to pull off…they need to keep promoting their own to higher levels in their bullshit game.

So anyway, Joey King, apparently styled by the Jared who created Just Jared and who knows how viral internet content works by being one of the biggest bloggers ever, while being gay enough to be a stylist, is using hr big titties in all the press she’s doing and I’m into it, since I like titty despite hating celebrity…

But yeah, Joey King doesn’t bother me as an actress…I saw here in something that I thought she was good in, so I’ll encourage more tit in press, for more tit in movies, even though it’d be better if things weren’t working out for her and that she had to have her successful director husband can direct their honeymoon video sex like Pam and Tommy….because tits aren’t tits when they are just cleavage…..LET THE NIPPLE OUT…but until then, cleavage will do.

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