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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

Nov

Possible Zooey Deschanel Sexts of the Day

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Here are some old self shot nude pics that Zooey Deschanel sexted her boyfriend and that he released out of bitterness that she doesn’t answer his emails now that she’s famous…

I’m glad that we live in a nicely perverted world. Where digital cameras, webcams and cell phone cameras are everywher and they are being used for their original purpose…to SEXT. So many girls do it….

I’m just glad when shit gets leaked to the public…I’m also glad that we live in a world where you can take those sexted pics and spread them around the world and increase this virtually unknown celebrity pussy into a known pussy….I mean if they didn’t black it out…

Which brings up a real concern, why would a motherfucker trying to embarrass an ex black out the good parts….It’s not like he has a conscience if we’ve gone this far…I’m guessing it was pretty wrecked.. or maybe it was a dick…or maybe cuz she is 30, these pics look like they are 10 years old, and 2000 was not quite the year of the bikini wax…

I just know that when it comes to sexting, I’m only into the vaginas….so this sucks for me.

That said, let’s celebrated sexting, ex-girlfriends dumb enough to send us nudes, bitter boyfriends willing to share the goods and get their 5 minutes of fame, humiliating there kinda famous probably bitchy cunts by showing off their cunts…

Good times. Now someone get me the uncensored pics…

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2010

Nov

Amy Smart’s Uneven Braless Tits in Cotton of the Day

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This is not this Amy Smart I remember or this Amy Smart I remember or even This Amy Smart I Remember….

I can only assume that Amy Smart just freshly gave birth to her first kid at the age of 34 with her boyfriend she’s been with for the last 15 years…because that would tap into my milk filled tits fetish…paritally cuz I like getting reward for all my hard work when sucking a bitch…except whent that reward comes from a 45 year old hooker who still lactates from a late term abortion she had 25 years earlier…cuz that shit just grosses me out…but also cuz I like seeing

I can also assume that she has real uneven tits…the kind of tit you’d probably want to get sorted out with surgery or at least inserts…cuz the left one means business and the right one is in fucking hiding….She definitely doesn’t have the same body as she did in Varsity Blues when she did that Whip Cream Bikini ….but I’m kinda liking how this cotton dress is falling on her fat mom after breast cancer surgery body….or at least the tit that is left part…and I guess that’s why I am posting this, cuz it sure as hell not because I think se’s relevant in any way….I do it all for the titties..or in Amy Smart’s case…I do it all for the left titty….

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2010

Nov

Decades of Denim Event I Wasn’t Invited To Brought Out Some Winners of the Day

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There was an event that brought out some real huge celebrities….you know the kind of event that if the Taliban knew was goin’ on…they’d fly a fucking plane into the shit…you know cuz the world would not be able to function without these key players…they are combined as useless as the time you bought condoms before your Cancun springbreak trip, thinking you’d totally get laid cuz everyone there does, you know that finally your luck would turn around thanks to drug and booze fueled insanity…but unfortuantely, that wasn’t the fuckin’ case…however it was 10 years ago and you still have that unopened box of condoms cuz you’re not just a loser on Springbreak homeboy…

Cheryl Tiegs See Through of the Day

Ashlee Simpson was there lookin’ awkward

Cassie Scerbo showed off some tit…No, I’ve never heard of Cassie Scerbo either, but she has cleavage and that balances out staring at those pics of Ashlee Simpson…

Eliza Bennett had a bit of a see through…No, I’ve never heard of Eliza Bennett before…but whatever…

The only bitch worth noticing was Rose McGowan, but I’m biased, I always think she’s lookin’ hot…and that alone makes her very very fucking useful….

2010

Nov

Katie Price is Still Alive of the Day

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This just in…Katie Price is still alive and trashy….

Just the other week I was writing her loveletters on Twitter about how she needs to lay off her retard baby and bring those retarded tits out for us to point and laugh at…she never responded…unless this is her response…making an appearance with her tits not exposed when tits are all she has to thank for the good life and all those designer clothes bags she’s carrying…even though you’d expect her to be into the discount bargain basement bin lace panties cuz they irritate her twat and remind her that it still feels….

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2010

Nov

Georgia May Jagger is a Model of the Day

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Here is “model” Georgia May Jagger and her mom model Jerry Hall who pretty much made a few calls to spoil her kid even more than she already has into getting everything she wants, probably from guilt that her dad Mick Jagger has only met her a handful of times over the course of her life, but he did give her his lips for all the closet case fags who have always been fascinated by that mouth, but to weary to visualize what those lips would feel like on their cock, cuz that’d be gay, even though Mick Jagger is practically a woman.

She is probably underage, that means you can sexualize her, even if she’s got a little belly, you know with these kinds of fucked up celebrity daughters, baby fat at 15 means a whole other thing that usually ends in an abortion…

Bonus – Here she is in a bikini from 2 Years Ago You Perverts…
GO

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2010

Nov

Kim Kardashian With a Pull Sign of the Day

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Here is a fat Kim Kardashian at the nail salon getting her nails done and I am only posting these pictures cuz I thought it was funny that it looked like she had a “Pull” sign attached to her back…Sure it’d be funnier if it was a public toilet sign that read “put seat down when done” or “don’t miss the target” a tacky mom put in her bathroom to motivate her kids to stop pissing on the floor, you know cuz Kim Kardashian had a sex tape where a dude pissed on her, but pull works for me…maybe cuz I know that’s what her pants she squeezed into are going through, or maybe cuz I know her belly is trying to pull it’s way out of the harnesses she wears to look like she’s got good shape…and really who cares, I’ve already spent too much time on this…Here’s everyone’s second favorite donkey looking pornstar in denial after that one you saw in that bootleg Tijuana donkey show video…

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2010

Nov

Emma Watson May Be Showing Panty for Vogue UK of the Day

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Emma Watson is on the cover of Vogue UK. She also has a photoshoot spread with a bunch of boring pictures of her even if there may be a little panty in one… and I am only posting them because I know that 95 percent of my readers have a serious love for wizards and young girls…..it’s two of their favorite things….

I guess it has a lot to do with only feeling accepted in the sci-fi/fantasy club at college, cuz you’re that kind of virgin….coupled with looking for girls who seemingly have the same level of sexual prowess as you….cuz they are 13….and a deep rooted love for all things Harry Potter…mainly the only girl on Harry Potter cuz Jerking off to Harry Potter would make you kinda gay….

Making Emma Watson and her Harry Potter shit like a god to you…so these pics must blow your socially awkward ass the fuck away….

So I’m doing this for you…cuz I am your best friend.

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2010

Nov

Jennifer Tilly and her Fat Tits of the Day

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I have no idea why I just posted this. I just know that I did.

I think it has to do with this and this and This and This ….

I know I hate fat tits that come with a fat body….I don’t think girls should be encouraged to eat their faces off and get rewarded for it…but sometimes…big fat tits are just too fun to turn down…or ignore…and I guess this is one of those times….even if the tits are all wrapped up and hidden….in some kind of fat chick not doing what she’s supposed to do to make us forget she’s fat….everyone knows fat chicks are supposed to show off their tit to make being fat worth it.

Who really cares.

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2010

Nov

Michelle Rodriguez Ass Looks Tough of the Day

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Here is Michelle Rodriguez in her leather outfit cuz she looks like a biker lesbian…partially because she is a biker lesbian….It always amazes me that people actually find her hot and want to fuck her…as I am just scared of her muscles…but generally, I like my girls to look and act like girls, and a pussy isn’t enough to trick me into sucking on rock hard pecs….I also hate fucking lesbians cuz I know they are either girls looking for attention…or just dick hating enough to follow me home and cut my dick off in some tribal lesbian ritual cuz they know I am onto them….

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2010

Nov

Kesha Wears Her Hipster Underwear On The Outside of her Pants of the Day

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Kesha proves that if you are in LA, anything can fucking happen. She obviously met the right people, and by met I mean sucked, or maybe just being hipster friends Katy Perry with Katy Perry allowed her to ride some kind of wave into “hit” songs. It makes me laugh that so much garbage comes out of LA. They put so much money into virtual fucking shit, that they manage to spin out to the public and make tons of money cuz the public are generally fucking morons….and if they took a second would realize there is nothing talented, interesting, hot, or worth paying money to Kesha and I’m almost offended by the fact that she is famous, but I don’t really care enough to actually be….

Here she is filming a video with a pair of glittery panties on the outside of her outfit, cuz she’s so fuckin’ authentic, wild, interesting, an artist….

And I’m just posting it cuz she looks like a fucking fool and more people need to realize that so that next tour she is on, 3 people attend…

We have that power…let’s use it.

Yes…I just started my day with pictures of Kesha…I guess I am part of the problem….