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2010

26

Oct

Adriana Lima in her Bra for Some Victoria’s Secret Promo of the Day

I posted a picture last week of Adriana Lima as the new expensive bra carrier now that Tyra is fat and Heidi Klum has no more vagina left after Seal was done with it….making Lima the new top of the food chain in their company…and really behind all the cleavage this company provides, and behind third world hot pussy they introduce us to, that we would never have known before they kidnapped them, and behind deceiving these fuckers do with padded bras they’ve implemented in everyday life that we only find out about when we get home drunk with a stranger or when we see our women in ways we’ve never seen them before, begging them to keep their clothes on when we fuck, only to have them take off their shirts to make us face the harsh realities of life, I see a boring fucking company….

Seriously. Their pictures are the same. Their concept is the same. The whole thing is very vanilla…it’s safe for Christians…and that makes it not quite good enough for me!

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2010

26

Oct

Karissa Shannon’s Bloated Trashy Porn Tits of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that with the launch of the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Karissa Shannon has gone to shit…

I don’t know if this is coke bloat, or meth bloat, or fried chicken cuz the man manipulating her to further his career is black bloat, I just know it’s some kind of bloat that is seriously unattractive bloat….

Shit that makes me happy that her sex tape dropped before she turned into a mother of 5 kids with different dads at the trailer park trying to make ends meet giving handjobs…

This is supposed to happen to gutter Playboy trash when she realizes all she was good for was her pussy and Playboy was her beak….you know a few years down the line, not when she’s at her prime, releasing sex tapes to be the next Kim Kardashian without the team in place to be the next Kim Kardashian, putting all trust into this drug dealer…pretty much taking more of a shot in the dark or a shot from a dark cuz she had no father….assuming that it’ll all work out….She’s a moron and I don’t really care…I just think this is funny…

Luckily some other bitch named Vienna Giradi brought out her tits…..to try to make the whole thing easier to stomach….

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2010

26

Oct

Roshumba WIlliams in a Wedgie Skirt of the Day

Here’s my post to keep the NCAAP happy. The last time I tried to make them happy is when I got attacked for being a racist so I made a 5 dollar donation to their charity. I figured anyone who donates shit to a cause can’t be against that cause….not that I’d ever say I am a racist becaus I am not one, some of my best friends are black, I just like using conventional racial terms of endearment like “Negro” or “colored folk”…cuz shit’s funny….and people are too fucking uptight…sensitive and emotional about calling people out on this shit…

I just have a black girl fetish…they love showing off their ass. Just today I checked out a black girl in leggings long for her to notice and she got excited enough to turn around and give me a full profile shot…unless she was just waiting for the bus and didn’t notice me…and I just made up that she was performing for me cuz I am delusional…which is usually the case.

But when I saw that “For Colored Girls” Premiere and all the good pussy that was there, I couldn’t contain myself and it’s really just nice to see something for Colored Girls…Rosa Parks would be proud…except maybe for this stupid looking dress on Roshumba Williams that’s huggin’ that black booty proper…in some wedgie shit I can only assume tends to her booty showin’ off needs…

Other black girls at the event were Estelle’s tits…and her horrible face….

Here’s some Ciara….

My shit is so multi-cultural….Daphne Vega in a horrible see through….

I’m like the new Cosby show….here’s Veronica Webb

I want you to refer to me as Oprah…

This post is probably the worst thing I’ve ever done to the site.

Posted in:Roshumba Williams

2010

26

Oct

Carey Mulligan is Slutty Girl of the Day

I don’t really know who this chick is, but apparently, she was dating Shia LaBeouf up until recently, and now she’s leaving bars with ratty looking motherfucker’s she may or may not be ashamed of taking home, but definitely not in the mood to advertise herself as being the kind of chick so quick to jump under or ontop of every single dick that comes her way, no matter how clean, dirty, or embarrassing it is just as long as it is inside her….

But I don’t really know who this chick is and I don’t really know anything about her, so I could be totally wrong and this could even be her brother but I like seeing recently single women being naught little bad girl sluts, especially after looking for real cock after dealing with Shia LaBeouf’s vagina…

Posted in:Carey Mulligan

2010

26

Oct

Boardwalk Empire Nude Scenes of the Day

I don’t really watch the show because TV shows are too much commitment for me. But I do watch the nude scenes. I have never really heard of their main nude actor Paz dela Huerta, but I do appreciate her effort in getting into her role by not shaving her pussy, cuz girls in the 20s didn’t shave their pussy and apparently either do hipsters of the 2010s and I’m not complaining, whenever I see shaved cunts, although excited to see every lip wrinkle, see laziness and cheesiness, cuz maintaining a bald pussy is a hell of a lot easier than maintaining a little bush…ask any dude you know with a shaved head….Sure full neglected bush smells and looks like an italian man’s lower back, but it’s so fun to cum on…so today I am pro-bush today….and I’m pro-HBO hustle….cuz we’ve got Gretchen Mol, Kelly Macdonald’s body double, Paz de la Huerta’s bush, Paz de la Huerta’s tits, ass and bush,and some no name bitch who I can only assume is in some local folk band that does spoken word at some cafe the producers frequent who fit the part….This is her big folk outbreak….and here are all the clips…

Posted in:HBOobs

2010

26

Oct

Michelle Buswell Tits for Fashion of the Day

Michelle Buswell is a model who shows her tits ont he regular…so these pictures are nothing special…this girl was in the famous Pirelli Calendar, not that anyone uses calnedar’s anymore, they’re kind of a thing of the past and when the last Mechanic born before 1945 retires, no one will be left to buy them, but that was in 2005 and I don’t even remember last night, but that’s probably because of the pills my friend made me take for seizures when I don’t even have seizures….there’s something very pathetic about recreational drug use on a week night when you’re in your 40s…and normal 40 year olds are being responsible cuz they have families and jobs…but sometimes pathetic is a lot more fun than the normal route…especially while sedated on seizure meds.

Posted in:Michelle Buswell

2010

26

Oct

Reese Witherspoon Showing Off Legs of the Day

You know it’s a boring day when you find yourself sitting outside the grocery store watching mom’s shop through the window then seeing them walking to their cars with their bags…and being rudely disturbed by the security guard because you’ve been there for 6 hours cuz you don’t want to go home and this is more interesting than anything else you can think of doing on a Saturday…..Well, these are the picture version of that. It’s like some leg is all the excitment you get in your miserbale existance….and that le isnt even worth wanting to mount on your perver wall in your head after you’re done thinking dirty thoughts about her cuz she won’t actually fuck you cuz you’re the creepy guy always on that bench…hell, she won’t even let you help her with her bags cuz she’s scared you’re going to rob, rape, kidnap her thanks to all the other migrant looking motherfuckers who ruined it for the good ones….

Here’s Reese Witherspoon fuckin’ suckin and not in a good way.

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2010

26

Oct

Kevin Connnolly’s Tall Blonde Groupie of the Day

When you’re a midget on TV you don’t need to date midgets like other midgets in the world who get frowned upon, mocked, thrown up on, pointed and laughed at, tossed at parties, or cast in fetish porn forced to stick to their own.

You get to date real people….even though they are just with you cuz you’re on TV, cuz that’s what bitches do…they ignore your physical attributes and defective genetics for their personal gain cuz she can now call up her friends and let them all know she’s slammin’ the dude from Entourage….

Bitches are money grubbers. I have been with girls who freak the fuck out when they see a dude from a local furniture clearance commercial, like motherfucker is Star Jones….it’s weird how shit lights a fire under their pussies that they can’t snuff out without using that “famous cock”. It’s like some animal kingdom shit where every bitch wants to get with the top dog and apparently they even want that when the top dog has a birth defect or genetic disorder….because that top dog is on a hit TV show…and that’s just the biggest stamp of approval the pussy magnet authorities can give out….

Don’t get me wrong, this bitch isn’t hot, but she is normal sized and that’s saying a lot for a little person in a big world…and I have a feeling she gives great head…the kind where her tongue is halfway up her asshole…cuz there was a line-up of mediocre looking groupies when he met this one…there was something that just “stuck out” with her after the test run that made him keep her around…she was on her best behavior and gave her best performance…otherwise she woulda been thrown back in with the rest…you know how it is….oh wait…actually you don’t and either do I.

I think this post just depressed me which is impossible since I am already depressed.

Posted in:Kevin Connolly

2010

26

Oct

Kimberly Nixon Cherrybomb of the Day

I don’t know who Kimberly Nixon is. I just know she’s in some movie called Cherrybomb from over a year ago and she’s showing some tit and after going to my friend’s house and watching Doom Generation with Rose McGowan’s tit…I realize that tit in movies is timeless, shit lasts forever and is equally as exciting as the first time you saw it 15 years ago….I am sure there are other classic titty scenes you all love…and I’m sure this no name starlet in this clip will be one…but I have low standards and it’s good enough for me…and since this is my site…and you’re visiting it, it should be good enough for you too.

Posted in:Kimberly Nixon

2010

26

Oct

Taylor Momsen in her Panties for More Revolver Pics of the Day

After much thought about this Taylor Momsen shit, since I have very little to do with myself but spend my time thinking about a 17 year old sluts who wants to be a Rockstars after getting fired from a hit TV show girls everywhere go nuts for…

I realize that flashing her tits on stage , getting into her panties for photoshoots, talking about masturbating, vibrators, and sex in interviews to stir up controversy and get people talking is a pretty solid strategy….

Cuz we’re all fucking perverts and this shit is porn to a group of desensitized people porn doesn’t work for anymore…it’s the right balance of criminal, tight bodied, wrong cuz we have 17 year old daughters and lusting after this 17 year old would be like lusting after our daughter’s 17 year old friends, making birthday pool parties awkward when trying to conceal the erection…but luckily I don’t have to worry about that cuz I don’t have a daughter that I know of and I sure as fuck don’t have a pool…

Here are the rest of those Revolver magazine pics.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen