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2010

14

Sep

Malin Ackerman Fuckin’ Hot in Details of the Day


I never really had a thing for Malin Ackerman, mainly because she hasn’t invited me out to hang, and I have no idea really what she’s like as a person, I just saw her in Watchmen with a bunch of virgin losers who thought she was fucking amazing, and tried to take their lead as I do sometimes to connect with my fanbase….but kinda forgot about her….

Then today, I got these pictures of her from Details in my inbox, and I was pretty much blown away. They are fucking hot. Maybe it’s cuz I love amateur porn and this grainy shit reminds me of the time I did construction and found a box full of sleazy pics in a box in the wall that I spend months jerking off to….or maybe they are just fucking hot…

Good work Details…they are taking magazine pictures where they are supposed to be taken….


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2010

14

Sep

Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures of the Day

Heidi Montag is not hot. I don’t care what anyone says, or how many times they call me gay for saying that there’s really nothing special to her. She’s got a shitty looking face, she’s got a decent at best body, and the only good thing about her are a couple tits she bought and anyone with 10,000 dollars could have. Not to mention, her low level attempts to get media attention, her fake husband and possibly fake sex tape that I am sure will be a real sex tape soon enough, because let’s face it, seeing her fuck post surgery, is hardly like seeing her fuck at all, cuz Hollywood ate her up, spat her out, and turned her into a monster that is barely human…and definitely not who she was before….and I think people need to really just flick the off switch on her…cuz she will go away and all her annoying cries for attention ignored….will make the world a better place…

Here she is in some staged bullshit bikini grabbing her tits…cuz that’s all she has going for her…and even that is hardly interesting…but at least she’s a pussy in a bikini…cuz that’s good enough for me.


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2010

14

Sep

Lara Stone Naked for Interview Magazine of the Day

Here is my favorite gapped tooth, inbred looking, hot model pussyy showing off her big amazing tits and hot shaved twat that I have a feeling her dad tried to fuck at least once before knocking her tooth out after she bit down on his cock when it was in her mouth prepping him, cuz dad’s aren’t supposed to fuck their daughters, even in the Netherlands….

I don’t really know what I am talking about…I just know that these pictures from Interview Magazine are pretty amazing…what isn’t amazing is that this cunt and her husband Sue Me for posting their honeymoon pictures, but these pictures made her redeem herself….

This isn’t porn, it’s fashion, but sometimes it is a good kind of grey area…..this is one of those times…

Posted in:Lara Stone

2010

14

Sep

Fergie in Some Workout Gear of the Day

I don’t know if I was drunk when I saw these pictures of Fergie in some not so revealing, typical, boring workout gear, but I can only assume it was either a lapse in judgement or maybe a ghost living in my computer did it, because after lookin at shit again, I realize, there’s really nothing to them…but maybe that’s just because there’s not much to Fergie, although I did once hold her hand years ago and her smile seduced me, but that’s just because any female contact makes me down to eat their asshole….Either way, I’m in too deep now to run and I guess that’s a similar feeling Fergie’s husband has every time he wakes up to her hard face and balding head…

Posted in:Fergie

2010

14

Sep

Is this Anna Camp from True Blood of the Day

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I am having an argument with my very hot female friend I am trying to have sex with about whether this slutty drunk girl in fishnets grabbing her vagina at the Wolf & Harrison launch party was a bitch from True Blood named Anna Camp.

I don’t watch HBO, I just watch the clips a week later to see the HBOobs, so I don’t even know who Anna Camp is, but I am turning to you motherfuckers to tell me if it is, because I know your virgin loser asses are into vampires and other bisexual shit….

Don’t worry, this is probably the last time I’ll lower myself to ask you idiots a favor….I generally don’t like associating with your kind…

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2010

14

Sep

Chelsea Handler Tits from an Early in her Career Sex Tape of the DAy

I’ve seen the Chelsea Handler show a few times, she’s kinda funny sometimes, at least she is for a few minutes before getting annoying as fuck…I generally don’t find funny bitches hot and Chelsea handler is definitely not hot…but she did shoot a sex tape when she was coming up, cuz that’s what whores desperate for fame do….

I know that most people on TV, have had to suck dick to get ahead. I know that it takes a lot of work, networking and hustle to get from being a useless waitress to hosting her own show. So this sex tape is hardly a surprise….I could tell she was a whore.

I know that she probably doesn’t care, cuz her shit worked out for her, she doesn’t wait tables anymore and this sex tape is probably going to propel her to another level….

Unfortunately, RadarOnline is Sucking Egotastic dick and gave him the exclusive. I have had serious hatred for Egotastic over the years because it was my URL that I let some virgin loser web programmer register for me back when I didn’t know how to use a computer….6 months after I started this site, the motherfucker released that site, used his geek virgin nerd skills, stole my content and pictures, and got linked everywhere, cuz my site was too smutty. He ended up making millions off the shit, when he sold it to Buzz Media, while I still live in the same shithole apartment returning cans to buy beer, like the loser I fucking am, making everytime I visit that site a reminder how I fucked up and how I got fucked over, and how I could be living the good life in private islands if only I was a virgin loser…

But since that cocksucker doesn’t own the shit anymore, I’ve decided to steal their tagged pictures, cuz there are tits in them….

I don’t even know if this is actually her…

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Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2010

13

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I may be dying…and it is not because I stayed up all night surfing facebook albums for smut, but because I stayed up the last 3 days wandering the streets of New York, trying to do magic tricks for all the rich people for money, only to realize I don’t know magic tricks….meeting useless celebrities who didn’t offer me a bed to sleep in or a ticket to the VMAs and taking rides from dudes I am sure rape both women and farm animals…The whole thing was a disaster….but it was nice to escape my miserable wife…unfortunately she survived my travels and is back to driving me fucking crazy…

Here are my stepLINKS while I deal with her.

Some Hot Drunk Pussy Partying….
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The New York Jets Sexually Harassed this WHore Who Was Designed to be Sexually Harassed….
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Cher is 650 Years Old or Something and I’d Still Fuck Her Tight Geriatric Body Before I Fucked Gaga
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Virgins
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I Wish I Was a Young, Dumb and full of Cum As You Are.
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Adriana Lima…Ohhhhh Boy
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Sandra Knows How to Have a Good Time While She’s Alone – VIDEO
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And MORe Hot Fan Bases From College Football
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Ashley Greene Panty Upskirt
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I’s Totally Fuck Marion Cotillard Just Because She’s Not a Dumb as Shit Hollywood Cunt
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Slutty Slutty Slumber Party
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Who Would You Rather: Jennifer Lopez or Cassie?
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Wasted Russian Slut – VIDEO
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Naomi Campbell Can Hit Me Over the Head With Her Cellphone Anytime So Long As She Wrapes Her Legs Around Me After
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Get a Load of Veronica
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Hayden Panettiere Upskirt Panty Flash
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Dolly and Friend Love Anal – VIDEOs
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Nicky Minaj Seems Like the Type of Slut Who Gets Real Nasty in the Bedroom and I Like It
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If You Missed the VMAs Hereès a Hilarious (Fake) Live Blogging Post as Told By a 15 Year Old Girls
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I Got a Thing for Geek Sluts
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Some Freida Pinto Because I Love Her
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Lindsay Lohan was in Chelsea Handler’s VMA skit
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Ciara Channels Her Inner Trailer Trash Sexiness and I Like It
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Harmony Takes It All In on The Fucking Machine
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Lucia is Lovely To Look At
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I’ll Rip Those Tights Right Off You
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In Emily’s Dreams…
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A Pole Dance Fail is Always Good – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Drops Some Cleavage And Gets Leggy For Vanity Fair
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Stripper in a Shopping Cart – VIDEo
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jayla is Nude on the Beach and Oh So Sexys
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Alana M Rodriguez is the Type of Girl I’d Like to Do Dirty Things To
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The 5 Creepiest Non-Porn Things On the Internet
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Chick on a Zipline FAIL – VIDEO
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THE POLICE ARE CRAKING DOWN ON PEDOBEAR!!
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Man, Milla Jovovich is Still as Sexy as Ever
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Angie Savage Strips Down
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The Crazy Things Sluts Do to Their Vagina
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The Hottest Shits In the History of Universe….
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SOME HIP HOP NAMED JANITA POSING
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2010

13

Sep

Viola Schroeder and Dawn Jacobson in Bikinis of the Day

I don’t know who these bitches are…I just know they are in bikinis…that’s good enough for me…and therefore good enough for you…fuck yourself…

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2010

13

Sep

Teri Hatcher in a Wet Suit of the Day

Remember when Teri Hatcher was all the rage. It was back when she was on some bootleg Superman show that depressed me to watch at the time…without realizing that a decade and a half later…the real depression would be in her bra…cuz her tits look deflated and sad…not to mention her face looks like something out of a zombie movie where she came to life to eat brains after dying a horrible scuba diving accident and I am legitimately scared of whatever I am looking at….pussy everyone freaked out about doesn’t always stay that way and here’s the proof….

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2010

13

Sep

Halle Berry See Through Shirt of the Day

I like Halle Berry cuz she’s accessible black pussy for white people, because she is half white, raised white and about as gutter and projects as any suburban mom you see in a Volvo, but she plays the black card so well that movie execs give her work, since it allows them to look like they are giving a black girl a chance, knowing none of the shit they have to deal with when dealing with a real black girl are gonna be issues…..cuz she’s fucking white….and she knows if she plays black…she’s get to win Oscars….it’s like everyday is Halloween for her…and as long as she’s showing off tit in see through shirts…I’m into her and her race scam….

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