2010
01
Sep
I like mail order brides….except when they lose their fucking minds and you wake up to them having flashbacks from her war torn communist years that involve a butcher knife to your fucking neck….cuz they don’t love you..they don’t even like you…they are just with you cuz they have to be and because you paid for them to be there and if they ever leave you…they know their pimp will find them, torture and kill them….but at least they look good doing it.
Posted in:Anastassija Makaranko
2010
01
Sep
Leighton Meester may be the ugly girl on Gossip girl, and I may hate her for no real reason, but I have no choice but to respect a chick who was willing to follow her mother’s whore lead, star in fetish movies and some how manage to suck the right dick, all because she wanted to live the good life at a young age, cuz working the 9-5 grind in retail or at a hair salon or wherever else girls work fucking sucks.
We should all thank Leighton Meester’s mom for being a criminal in prison when she was born, forcing her to live in a halfway house, where she learned invaluable lessons about legal prostitution and getting what you want…whether you have the looks or not…because it just takes the right attitude…. horrible morals and values into her…
Here she is in a tight dress lookin like shit…
Posted in:Leighton Meester
2010
01
Sep
When I first started up on Twitter , the first celebs I decided to interact with were Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. I made fun of their relationship, her fear of getting older, her accident victim child created in her damaged, inadequate womb, her sexual relationship with guy who I guess had mommy issues, her shitty fake tits, and then they blocked me…..and my life didn’t change one bit, except maybe not being the first to find these pictures of Demi posing in her bikini, but then again, who really wants to see a 50 year old in a bikini, no matter how much she bench presses, or how many ab crunches she can do in an hour. She’s disgusting. She was never hot. Just over-rated whore trash…..but you probably like her…so here it is…
Posted in:Demi Moore
2010
01
Sep
I don’t think Vanessa Hudgens is trying to pull off the homeless street kid look purchased at your local mall….I also don’t think Vanessa Hudgens is all that hot, but instead think she’s one of those Jojo Levesques who was only being lusted for cuz she was 17, and the day she turned 18, she became a troll of a bitch who only black guys like….
But this does remind me of this street kid by my house, unfortunately not nearly as hot as the street kid near my house. She is always half naked, showing off her skinny, hungry, drug addicted body, in a bikini top, or bra and little shorts, or a little punk rock skirt with no panties, that she intentionally positions herself to show everyone her pussy.
But maybe I just like mine better cuz I know I can have sex with her if I really wanted to shell out the 20 dollars….where as Hudgens is a little harder and living the good life for that to ever really happen…but when her free ride ends…I know the little slut in her, we’ve all seen, will make a comeback, and sometimes that’s good enough reason to keep tabs on a bitch…
Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens
2010
01
Sep
Mila Kunis is the kind of girl who doesn’t have to be half naked, fully naked, exposing her nipples, or her vagina, inserting things in her vagina, fingering her vagina, releasing video of her eating vagina, giving handjobs, licking asshole, or any of that other stuff my desensitized pervert ass needs to get off, or even to make me respect her/notice her as a person….She is just good the way she is…sure I wouldn’t mind seeing her doin’ those other things….actually I’d like it a lot, unless of course it was with her Culkin husband, because he looks HIV positive, but AIDS or not, I’d be more than happy to crawl inside this bitch…
Here she is on set with Timberlake….
Posted in:Mila Kunis
2010
01
Sep
Despite all the hate mail I get about stepNEWS, I’ve decided to start my day with it, because I figure you’ve never done shit for me, so I might as well put up what I want, but more importantly, random idiots and perverts are more interesting than celebrities in bikinis doing nothing entertaining but being in bikinis…unfortunately something that sucks me in everytime…but still not as important as these news clips…
Former Child Prostitute Speaks Out
A Houston teenager who was forced into prostitution is talking only to FOX 26 about her ordeal after a viewer helped find her alleged torturer.
Douglas Co. Police Search for Flasher
Douglas County police said a man was caught on video flashing children at a local store. Investigators said Tuesday that they want to get the guy before another child is traumatized and they said he has already done the same thing to other children.
Priest Won’t Be Charged Over Taped Sex
The Berks County district attorney said Tuesday his office won’t press charges against the Rev. Luis A. Bonilla Margarito because a police investigation determined that the relationship started when the girl was 18.
Man Slashes Throat in Court
A suburban Dallas man used a razor blade to slit his throat moments after a judge sentenced him to 40 years in prison.
Rape Suspect Flees Without Pants
Philadelphia police are searching for a rape suspect accused of attacking a woman near a subway entrance then fleeing the scene, leaving behind his pants, wallet, and shoes.
Strip Club Search Light Endangers Flight
The spinning search light atop a Dallas strip club flooded the cockpit of a jet preparing to land, sparking safety concerns
CA Doctor Found Dead in Chimney
A California doctor was found in the chimney, apparently in an attempt to get into the home of a man she was dating.
Posted in:stepNEWS
2010
31
Aug
There used to be a girl who used to come over and put on vagina puppet shows 5 years ago. We never fucked, she would just knock on my door, I’d answer and she’d have her skirt hiked up, running dialog, like if she could borrow some milk, all while making her vagina talk. These vagina puppet shows were not really erotic, but still some of the best and only vagina puppet shows anyone ever performed for me….leading to a lifetime obsession with the idea of vagina puppet shows, but never finding a girl to take my requests seriously….
I ran into the vagina puppeteer today and she pretended she didn’t know me. Here I thought maybe we could go to a park nearby and relive the glory vagina puppet show days, but instead, she left me with nothing but feelings of inadequacies, like I wasn’t good enough to witness her secret talent she once shared with me…
I don’t know what bullshit I am running, cuz I didn’t actually didn’t bother trying to talk to her, partially because she was screaming insanity on the street while begging for money, and figured vagina puppet shows or not, it’s not worth the headaches because the vagina puppeteer was a crazy person and I try to avoid crazy people, it just didnt make for as good of a story…Here are my stepLINKS…
Did Miley Cyrus Get Plastic Surgery?
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Lindsay Lohan Takes Slutty Titty Photos for Vanity Fair
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Get Some of This Freshness
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Megan Fox’s Dress Is Eating Her Vagina
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Here’s the Type of Girl You’re Mom Will Hate and You Will Love
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Check Out the Tits on Wendy
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Big Tits in the Dressing Room – VIDEO
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The Top Ten Brunettes from the WWE
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REAL HOUSEWIFE OF NJ Danielle Staub Topless Pic
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Cameron Diaz is Leggy on Her Birthday
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Star is in the Bath and Its Sexy
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Zoe Saldana is Looking Hot for Calvin Klein
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Some Elisabetta Canalis Hotness
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Mariana Coggiola Makes Surfing Sexy
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Candice Swanepoel is Sexy No Matter What She Wears
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Lisa Ann’s Tits Are Almost Too Hot to Handle
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Laura Will Have You Thinking Impure Thoughts
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Megan Fox’s Vagina Is Eating Her Dress
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Veronika is a Naked Glamour Girl
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Who Knew Jenna Fischer from the Office Could Look So Hot
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Here’s The Roster of Sluts on Dancing With the Stars This Season
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Five Innovative Ways to Get Rid of a Girlfriend!
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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I Don’t Know Who Giglianne Braga But I’m Starting to Think I Should
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Cunt Gosselin is Fucking Delusional
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Bridgette Spreads Her Legs Wide Open
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Get a Load of Holly Valance
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Sluts From the Entertainment Tonight Emmy After Party
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You Really Can’t Argue With Natural Beauties
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Random Pic Dumps Mke My Shitty Life Better
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Jessica Alba is Sexy and Leggy on David Letterman
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The 30 Hottest FHM Covers Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Bridgette Marquardt is Still Lookin Half Naked and Hot
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Stripper Pole Fail of the Day
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Lawler is Topless
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Tight Bodied Girl Next Door
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Playmate Olivia Paige
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Sam Ronson’s Dog is a Murderer. No For Real
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Top VH1 Reality Stars Who Have X-Rated Videos
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Katy Perry Areola Slip
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
31
Aug
Deperate times call for desperate measures. I’ve spent my day looking for the hottest bullshit I could find on celebrity cunt I hate, but nothing was as good as this morning’s Salma Hayek tits, so I’m scrambling trying to find the goods, and all I could come up with was this disguting Kelis bitch in a fucking see thru and shit looks more lie Jay Z in a granny afro wig than pussy I wanna fuck, but she’s got a bra on, and that’s all it takes for me to decide whether she’s relevant or not…I am that pathetic…no matter how disgusting it is and Kelis is my proof of that….Unfortunately….
Posted in:Kelis
2010
31
Aug
I am convinced that Katy Perry is the fucking devil coming to pollute our lives, at least that’s what her music makes me think…Not to mention that her skin always looks like it’s peeling off. Sure, she passes it off as acne, but I think it’s latex/silicone/make-up to cover her demon face….like some kind of Halloween costume on some 3 am drunk pussy after puking up the night’s festivities for 3 hours….
I am convinced she’s not human, and further proof of that is that her nipple are never hard. Prostetic to make us believe she’s not hear to eat our children.
Someone needs to slay this monster and save humanity….or at least get me some topless pics of her and her bad skin…
Posted in:Katy Perry
2010
31
Aug
Remember when Gisele was all the rage, before Victoria’s Secret fired her for being a dude, and Tom Brady fake married her and fake got her pregnant, cuz she’s the kinda dude a closet case can appreciate to keep up the front, and sure these pictures don’t prove that she’s not a dude, cuz she’s wearing clothes, but they do prove that she’s not fat, and sometimes, especially in America, that’s enough to be considered fantasy, you know since everyone there is fat….
I know some of you closet cases were huge Gisele fans…so I figure seeing her wet will make you happy….and that’s really all I have to say about that….
Posted in:Gisele Bundchen
