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2010

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I had something to say, but then I came across this pictures and I am just trying to figure out what went through this bitch’s head when she took these pictures. Tese are the kind of underwear that make men gay, but instead she’s wearing them to amateur porn shoots…it just doesn’t make sense to me, unless she’s an immigrant, or these pics were taken a long time ago, or who the fuck knows, but it’s bringing in horrible flashbacks from the 80s I don’t want to be having….and luckily there’s a great cure for that I call hard drinking….which is where I’m headed now, cuz it’s the key component to my inspired Tweets about Justin Bieber and Kanye sex, NASCAR and Roeseanne, and anything else my drunk, useless brain decides to pollute 3 ppl with….

Here are my stepLINKS.

Sofia Vergara Tits at the Emmy’s
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Sofia Vergara Will be Running Naked Down Sunset
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Sluts Should Been Seen and Not Heard and That’s Exactly What She Is
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Sophie Monk’s Tits Stretching in a Bikini for Some Bullshit
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Lonely Blonde Rubs One Out – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Bodies in Female Tennis
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Cameron Diaz is a Topless Birthday Girl
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I Would Totally Bang Marion Cotillard
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Sasha Loves to Play Sexy Dress Up
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Anybody on a Segway Makes Me Happy, But Especially an Old Guy – PICTURE
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Shyla Jennings Red Thong
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Girl Drops Her Ass so Low She Splits Her Pants – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan’s Nipples Say Hey What’s Up
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Mirada Kerr is Topless and In 3D
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Candy Lee Will Leave You Speechless
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Laura’s Body is Just Plain Insane
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Here’s the Lastest on Paris Hilton’s Cocaine Charge – She Did it as a Publicity Stunt
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J Woww’s Already Pushed Out Tits Get Pushed Up a Little More
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Best Stage Dive EVER – VIDEO
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Anita Queen & Carol Gold Get Their Lesbian On
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Some First Shots of Rosie Huntington Whitley in the New Transformers
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Lela Star Eases the Monday Blues
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Will Sofia Vergara Streak Down Sunset Blvd. After Emmy Win?
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Karissa Shannon Admits to Heidi Montag Sex Tape
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Eating One Pussy is Good But Eating Two is Better
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Colts Fan Hottie – VIDEO
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The Be All End All of The Emmy’s Sluts Round Up
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Aida is Easy to Look At
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Bikini Girls in Shopping Karts – VIDEO
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Megan Fox Sounds Stupid But Looks Good – VIDEO
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WIPEOUT Montage! – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Chloe Plays Basketball…Topless – VIDEO
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Jessica Lynn Holy Shit!
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25 Cosplay Girls From Fan Expo 2010
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Hot Blonde Takes a Hard Bail – VIDEO
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Facebook Users Say the Stupidest Things – VIDEO
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Ashley Simpson is Leggy
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Sandra Shine is a Construction Hottie
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Six Awesome Things You Wish Your Religion Had
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Anna Chapman Hotness – VIDEO
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2010

30

Aug

Jersey Shore Do Bodyshots and Girl on Girl Kissing of the Day

I am onto Jersey Shore. They are so fucking obvious in their strategy to be the safe for TV version of Girls Gone Wild, by taking girls who would have been in the RV showering for Joe Francis, and making a show out of the trash.

So in keeping up with obvious, almost boring and expected drunk girl at the party behavior that has become norm at college events, thanks to Girls Gone Wild and other Spring Break related bullshit….that includes body shots, girls kissing girls, flashing panty and tits, and all the other bullshit that comes with being a trashy party slut, only I am pretty sure these Jersey Shore bitches are sober and just going through the action.

It is all bullshit, their ugly, let’s hope they die when their tour bus drives off a ravine because the driver is a hero willing to sacrifice himself to save humanity….

But on the positive side of everything, know that at least one teen who watches this bullshit is going to be busting out body shots at their next party….something…that just didn’t happen when I was in school, spoiling this generation even more that they already are…

If you like leathery skinned, horribly aged monsters rockin out like college whores, even if they never went to college….this post is for you…

Posted in:Jersey Shore

2010

30

Aug

Ashlee Simpson’s Barely Used Ass and Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Ashlee Simpson walking chin first in some ridiculous heels, cuz everyone knows ridiculous heels make your mom legs and mom ass look a lot fucking better, even if your mom legs and mom ass are hardly used, since the man you got knocked up by is a total faggot who only likes when he is the one things are being inserted into…

She’s still come a long way from being the lip syncing joke trying to make a name for herself, stuck in her sister’s shadow, but I like to think her sister’s over-eating ha s a lot to do with that…

Either way, legs are legs, and the fact this pussy is practically virgin, despite having had a kid pass through it, not only confuses me, cuz mom pussy by default is supposed to be haggard pussy, but kinda turns me on….

So as long as she keeps up this chin first whore strut, I’m down to watch.

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2010

30

Aug

Christina Hendricks Stupid Tits at the Emmy Awards of the Day

On a sidenote, I had no idea the Emmy’s were on. Maybe because I don’t have a TV, but probably because the Emmy’s fucking suck….even when Christina Hendricks wears push-up bras to make her tits look ridiculous and the rest of her as lean as she can…

Sure she’s got huge tits, but I still think she looks like a dude, or an alien, or a robot, or something I have no interest in having sex with just because she has big tits….I’ve always been one of those dudes who wouldn’t fuck a pig of a woman by choice, or sober, just because she had big tits, and even when I was fucking them, I’d know what I was doing was disgusting and against all I stood for, even though she had nice big tits…if anything those nice big tits were just a vehicle for me to cum, by blocking out everything else about the bitch, and I kinda feel the same way about this Hendricks girl, who is totally overrated….but who has totally huge tits. Totally.

Either way, she won something….at what I assume are now called the Golden Globes….get what I did there? I replaced one award show with another cuz it suited her big tits. Genius….but seriously…this tits are ridiculous…they aren’t on another planet, they are another planet…

I gotta stop this post….too many bad jokes in too few words…

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2010

30

Aug

Britney Spears Still in a Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears is still in a bikini….

I haven’t figured out why I am posting this bullshit, because it fucking bores me to see. Maybe I’ve been doing this too long, or maybe I’m desensitized, or maybe Britney’s not all that fucking hot and I could go to my local park and see hotter pussy in a bikini, or maybe I get the PR game of getting in bikinis to get noticed and the whole thing is dull….

When it comes to Britney, I need mental breakdowns that involve shit smeared war painted face and naked body while performing a puppet show with her vagina, making it look like her cunt is lip syncing “Hit Me Baby One More Time” and until that happen, I will be disappointed in pretty much everything this trash does.

Hollywood needs new blood. Not more true blood. New blood…..of hot young pussy who don’t start out as mentally case sluts, but who gradually get destroyed enough to become that….you know, kinda taking us on a ride and keeping us interested.

What it all comes down to, is that I need new hobbies…

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2010

30

Aug

Tabitha Taylor’s Fat Fake Tits of the Day

Who the fuck is Tabitha Taylor and what the fuck did she do to her tits….I am really not understanding what is going on here, but I do know that after doing extensive research on the bitch, I have discovered that she has done absolutely nothing in her career in entertainment, meaning she’s only getting pictures taken of her for having big fake tits, more reason to inspire girls to drop out of school, get a part time job, and buy themselves some titties for their 18th birthday, cuz shit will make you money, a far better investment than investing in the stockmarket….

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2010

30

Aug

Kelly Brook Nude Underwater Dance in Pirhanna 3D of the Day

I almost saw this movies this weekend. Not because I am into shitty movies, but because my friend is into naked pussy in shitty movies. I am just glad I didn’t.

I know, Kelly Brook is a seasoned topless model, who we shouldn’t get excited about seeing topless, especially not now that she’s got a new publicist, who somehow managed to make the world care about something she’s been doing a decade….

While Riley Steele, the girl she is dancing underwater like a faggot with, is a seasoned young pornstar, who actually gets fucked by black dudes on camera, all because she went to the AVN awards, met Jesse Jane, decided to follow her lead and got recruited to her company, only to take her hot little body, alter it with shitty fake tits, and slowly morph into her den mother, who I guess is one of the biggest pornstars, so in her perspective it can’t be a bad thing, even if shit looks fake as fuck…

I guess I am posting this, partially because Riley Steele is a big fan of mine, but also because it is the first time these low level celebrities, who are both worth fucking in their own right, but who just aren’t that high profile, are in actual movie theaters on the screen naked, instead of the back row naked, cuz that’s what whores do…and not only are they in the shitty fucking movie, but they are also in 3D….and the whole thing is just far too exciting for me to grasp….

This underwater interpretive nude dancing is fucking hysterical……serious fucking joke….you gotta watch this…

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2010

30

Aug

Raquel Zimmerman Goes Topless for Vogue Spain of the Day

Europe is better than us. Or maybe it is just European Fashion and Enterainment, because I’ve never been to Europe and all the Europeans I know are kinda “limp in the wrist” if you know what I mean, but I do know that on TV and in the Magazines, these motherfuckers get naked, or pay American girls lots of money to get naked, cuz they know that it’s not a fashion magazine, unless you see some nipple and/or pubic hair, where as the USA flags you as being porn, thanks to all their idiot Christian run industry, where behind closed doors, motherfucker is getting fisted by his clergy.

Last week I posted pictures of Karolina Kurkova topless in Vogue Spain , today is Raquel Zimmermann, a Brazilian model, showing what could be the remnants of a Brazilian wax….making Vogue Spain officially a better mag to jerk off to than Playboy.

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2010

27

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Don’t make jokes about how you are going home to teach your 10 year old daughter sex ed with your dick when you are in public places….especially when you don’t even have a 10 year old daughter….unless of course you want lengthy conversations with police who followed you the fuck home from those public places….to spend an hour trying to figure out if you are a sick fuck, or if you just pretend to be when the bitch at the coffee shop is taking too fucking long to bring you her coffee and you are just trying to let her know the reason why….

I guess what it comes down to is that my sense of humor is not everybody’s sense of humor…

I probably should have told you a better life lesson, but I can’t think straight….so here are my stepLINKS, while I got drink with young horny girls to remind me of all the things I can’t have….

Buy These New Amazing Limited Edition Shirts from Wolf & Harrison – A New Online Exclusive Clothing Brand
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Karissa Shannon and Heidi Montag Better Get Their Story Straight About This Sex Tape Thing
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Mary Louise Parker is Wearing Next to Nothing and I Like It
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Vida Guerra’s Ridiculous Ass in Some New Pics
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They Don’t Call Strippers Peerlers For Nothing
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Rachel Bilson’s Tight Body Will Never Make Me Bored
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Her Vibrator Makes Her Freaky – VIDEO
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The 100 Hottest Athlete Babes Of All Time
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Britney Spears Hard Nipples
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Miley Cyrus is Single, Straddles Co-Star
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GARY BUSEY IS A HERO
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Jazmine Knows How to Work It
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Kate’s Playground Will Make You Have Some Fun
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And Here’s All the New Sluts From America’s Next Top Model – Full Gallery
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Frankie Sanford From the Saturdays is Flashing Her Nipples
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A Ton of Amateurs Lezzies Getting It On
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Vida Guerra Always Makes My Day Better
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Kelly Brook Topless In Playboy
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Lesbians Get Down and Dirty – Gallery
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And Now, The Best Stage Dive EVER
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Megan Good is One Hot Giants Fan
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70 Pictures Designed To Get Your Right Or Left Hand In Motion
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HOLY FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO JESSICA SIMPSON
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Geri Halliwells is Copping a Feel Of Her OWn Tits
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Zoe Britton Gets Naked on the Couch
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Playboys Trophy Girls at the Gas Pump – VIDEO
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Lohan is Leggy While Out and ABout in Santa Monica
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Alley Will Help You End Friday Right
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Friday Afternoon Pic Dump
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Hilary Duff And Her Cleavage
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The 50 Hottest CFL Cheerleader Photos
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who’s Dumber: Cops or Crooks? You Decide!
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Okay I Don’t Want to Sound Racist or Anything But Seriously Sometimes Black Chicks Do Fucked Up Shit With Their Hair – VIDEO
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Fictional Politician Campaign Posters That Will Make You LOL
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Gallery of Tasty Amateurs
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Rhianna is Looking Hot While Out on the Town
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Caprice is the Type of Slut I Wanna Be All Over
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Let’s Celebrate Sara Stones Birthday By Looking At Naked Photos of Her
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2010

27

Aug

Lindsay Lohan is Back and Braless of the Day

Lohan’s full beautiful tits look like they are sad…I guess jail and rehab will do that to your soul. Her nipples are doing what happens to every full beautiful tit as it ages, has babies, or gets too fat for its own good…and that’s nipples aimin’ the ground.

I guess on a less important level, she’s still got her PR people pushing her on all of us, and at least they are going with the sheer top while all eyes are on her and she knows it…but like any useless celebrity, washed up and damaged, she’ll eventually disappear…at which point in time…the Ronson/Lohan sex tape will be released, because both those cunts will want to feel what they once felt, when everyone gave a fuck about them….

I shouldn’t be complaining, cuz nipples are nipples, and Lohan nipples although not better than other nipples, are still nipples I have fond memories of, thanks to that late night spent in her hotel room.

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