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2010

27

Aug

Katy Perry on the Today Show of the Day

I haven’t figured out how Katy Perry pulled off this scam. Her horrible sounding voice. Her shitty lyrics. Her awkward performances that even ellaborate sets, costumes, and dancers to distract the public from her horrible face and body (cankles)….but I think it’s gotta do with her tits….and sucking off the right cock…cuz there is nothing deserving of all she’s got from this high school talent show caliber garbage….

I hate this cunt and can’t wait to get sued for postin the titty fucking pics I know are out there, cuz like all good Christians, she’s nothing but a dirty little whore….

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

27

Aug

Hilary Duff in a Tight Shirt of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff’s little muscular tits in a bra and tight shirt for those of you who have been keeping track of her slow transition into having a back masculine enough for her husband to stare at while he fucks from behind visualizing his teammates, I mean when he’s not fucking her in the locker room with his teammates, cuz you can’t have a homosexual locker tendencies and not be willing to pass your wife around like initiation day….

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2010

27

Aug

Lea Michele Riding a Bike of the Day

Watching girls ride bikes is only a turn on when they lock up said bike next to me when they run errands so that I can sniff the fucking seat. It’s part of the decision making process that goes into me choosing benches to sit on….partially cuz watching girls get off bikes in skirts means pussy flashing….but also because I like the warmth the seat gives off on my tongue….

Biking fetishes make sense to me. I think I may even have one…but this Glee shit is totally overrated, as is the main “hot” pussy on the show, mainly cuz it’s not all that hot, even on the bike…

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2010

27

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Trying to Hide Her Lazy Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt trying to hide her fat ass and thick sloppy legs, but realizing that there’s really no purse big enough to pull it off, and she’d have to start carrying luggage, or a hockey bag filled with equipment, and it’s just a hell of a lot easier to accept her over-eating cuz it feels like she is getting hugged on the inside because she never gets hugged on the outside…as all her men abandon ship after realizing just how lazy, yet high maintenance, this slob is….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

27

Aug

Taylor Momsen is Repetitive of the Day

Taylor Momsen is trying really fucking hard and I guess what it comes down to is that when underage girls try really fucking hard and pull candy-coated slutty behavior that is bullshit but stillinvolves them getting down and dirty in lingerie, even if it is all for publicity and not authentic whore behavior, it’s good enough or me. I’m easy like that…

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2010

27

Aug

Charlize Theron Pumping Gas of the Day

I want to taste South Africa on my fingers and mustache and I’m not talking about Wold Cup Soccer, or Apartheid, or a high AIDS rate or any of that other shit that defines South Africa, I’m talking about Charlize Theron and silky South African juices, cuz this bitch has a special place in my heart…not because of her 1997 Playboy spread I owned a copy of before the internet, that I masturbated to enough to qualify her and I as being husband and wife officially, a marriage that has been pretty one-sided as she increased her level of fame to being someone who doesn’t need to do Playboy to get noticed, also increasing her bank account, pretty much going on to live the good life without me, while I have shown her nothing but commitment, loyalty and respect. I even wiped the cum off the pages of the magazine so that it stayed in good condition….and she gave me nothing…fuckin whore….I am sure there’s a lawsuit in this somewhere, I just hope it isn’t against me…but instead gets me paid…

Here she is pumping her gas…something my friend who worked at a gas station always thought was porn…he’d even bring home security tapes to get off…which I always found weird….Enjoy

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2010

27

Aug

Jessica Alba Lets Us Look Up Her Skirt of the Day

If you’re into scoping out mom pussy, you’ll probably like this. I unfortunately have this issue that no matter how bad I wanted to fuck the girl before she got knocked up, and not matter how well she bounced back from that pregnancy, I can’t look at her in a sexual way, at least not when I am sober, cuz all I can think about is her mangled mess that look like some kind of space alien, or accident victim, who may or may not have been badly burned, squeezed and harnessed into her underwear as tight as she can, so no one but her miserable husband have to know…

But this is still Alba, she’s still letting us look up her skirt, and mom pussy or not, and murdered career or not, it is still pretty fucking amazing…but not as amazing as her future sex scenes, cuz a bitch who once refused to nude scenes, may change her tune when nude scenes are all she gets….

I am now wishing she wasn’t wearing underwear, but that’s just cuz I am always down to get spooked by mom pussy…especially when I’m watching it from a voyeur angle….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

27

Aug

J.Lo in a Stolen Medicated Lookin’ Titty Grab Pic of the Day

These are some pictures stolen from facebook. I assume the person who took the picture was friends with J.Lo, but then she pissed him off, so he decided to try to embarrass her. Or maybe the real J.Lo is actually cool, laid back, into getting medicated and grabbing her own tit, like a date rape victim, only when you take the pictures of this medicated, tit grabbing bitch, you don’t have to worry about it being evidence that comes to haunt you, but instead as a souvenir cuz she did whatever the fuck she’s doing to herself….

I just know, the fact these exist, make me like her a lot more than the hatred I had for her, like real hate…before seeing this picture..

Pretty fucking amazing…

Posted in:J.Lo|stepEXCLUSIVE

2010

26

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS. That’s all I feel like saying. Click on my stepLINKS. That’s all you should feel like doing. I feel like this post was unrewarding for all parties involved.

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits are Back and they are Tweeting….
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More Amy Winehouse Erotica to Masturbate To
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Rachel Uchitel Ass in a Bikini Plays with Donkeys
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Some More Kelly Brook Topless in Playboy
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She’s The Kind of Girl You Can’t Bring Home to Mom
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Canadian Idol Contestant Was Just Arrested for Being a Terrorist…Cuz American Idol Spin Off’s fuck Heads Up
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Gotta Love a Redhead in a Bikini – VIDEO
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From One Hot Young Lezzie to Another – VIDEO
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The Hottest Fanbases of College Football – GALLERY
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Isabel Lucas Is Showing Off Her White Cotton Panties
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Naya Riveria is Single and Ripe for the Picking (Scroll Down for Pics)
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Some Hip Hop Pussy
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Sasha is Worth Her Weight in Gold
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Brooke Has Gone Wild and You Get to Watch
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Amy Winehouse Looks Like a Dirty Streetwalker and I Like It
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Rachel Uchitel andHer Whore Body Hang Out at the Beach
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Eva Habermann is a Cute Girl Next Door Type
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Heidi Montage Bikini Pics in Costa Rica
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Carli Banks is One Hottie You Can’t Get Enough
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Suelyn is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Georgia Jones Wants You to See Her Dirty Side
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Adriana Lima & Doutzen Kroes Are You Lesbian Se Fantasy of the Day
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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Awesome/Outrageous News Story of the Day
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LINDSAY LOHAN – First Pic Out of Rehab
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And MORE Britney Spears Bikini Shots
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Busty Nikki Gets Naked in Public
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Busy Phillips Will Have You Thinking Dirty
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Street Hot Cutie of the Day
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Bianca Beauchamp is Always Nice to Look At
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Funny and Sexy Pic Dump of the Day
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Christina Hendricks Drops Some Cleavage For London Fog
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The 25 Sexiest Got Milk Ads of All Time
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Having Fuck Friend is Better Than a Girlfriend
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Lindsay Lohan is Going to Fuck Up On Her Probation Order, Just Fucking Wait
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Bail Ling Is Doing What She Does Best By Being a Barely Dressed Whore and I Like It
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When a Girl Says Don’t Film Her Crotch, You Totally Film Her Crotch – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Gemma Atkinson is Dressed Like a Sexy Schoolgirl
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Red Head Angelina Looks Tasty
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The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Held a Calendar Release Party
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Leanna Has the Kind of Curves You Wanna Put Your Hands On
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

26

Aug

Ginger Spice Hot Body in a Bikini of the Day

I am into Ginger Spice grabbing her tits in her bikini because despite pregancy and being retired, she didn’t give the fuck up like most bitches do. She took her stupid money and free time and hit the gym and never looked back and although a ripped bitch is always a semi-disgusting, borderline homo to like, it’s better than seeing middle age sloppiness….seriously, this is some nice, fat titty action and no matter how much I hate everything…I can never turn my back on this….even if the vagina’s got a lot more slack to it than it once did…you know it’s shape has changed over the years…but apprarently you can still fit a dick in the shit….

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