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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

15

Sep

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage for Moet of the Day

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I know people who get off to a lot less than a little cleavage on pussy they want to fuck….or pussy they don’t even want to fuck…but can’t help but jerk off to because it just happens to be there…people have weird fetishes, it’s just that simple, so Scarlett Johansson and her big nose may not be spread eagle doing a dance routine, but she’s still Scarlett Johansson, sometimes that’s enough for some…unfortunately, it’s not enough for me…but I am posting it anyway…cuz this bitch is overrated thanks to you virgin losers who don’t know how to move the fuck on…and I feel compelled to feed you idiots what you are into even if you should get over those things and even if the pictures suck…but unfortunately not as much as I suck…at life..

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2010

15

Sep

Stephanie Pratt Holding Down Her Dress of the Day

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Stephanie Pratt is doing us a favor by holding down her ridiculously obnoxious dress during Fashion Week in NYC, because I know that this pussy was made with the same cum that made her brother Spencer…and that she’s just a bottom fame whore pig like he is…because they were raised in the same shitty home….

Sure, I like all pussy that is flashed my way and I generally don’t hate on a pussy because of its background, siblings, whether her dad raped it or not…I don’t even care if the pussy has too much clit hood, too much lip than it should…I just appreciate the beautiful moment where wind took over and shared it with the world…But I think anything that created Spencer Pratt has gotta be poison and bitch should be executed by genetic association to what could be the biggest terrorist in America today….

She is the devil by association, and other than being skinny, she’s also pretty fucking ugly…we will see this bitch in Sex Tapes in the near future…I can tell irrelevance is gonna hit her harder than she thought it would.. All this to say, Thank God the smut called The Hills got cancelled.

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2010

15

Sep

Blake Lively is Good Enough for Me of the Day

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Blake Lively looks tired. I guess it’s because she’s been so busy streesing out and doing such important things like working so hard sitting in a trailer with a bed and TV while filming on set of Gossip Girl with free food, hair, make-up, and clothes handed to her on a silver platter….making stupid money that can afford a lavish lifestyle and pay off anything her heart desires….and not getting enough sleep from partying all night, drinking only the most expensive of drink, smoking the classiest of cigarettes, and railing the purest cocaine…

The unfortunate thing is that celebs are generally not hot chicks, hot chicks are too buys living the good life without wasting their energy trying to get to this level of fame, unless a miracle hits for them….so this is as good as the new Hollywood period blood gets…so I guess she’s gotta be good enough for me to post…even though the only celeb I find genuinely hot and not mid-range pussy insecure, desperate for attention pussy is Mila Kunis…everyone else fucking sucks to look at….but I can’t make this site about her and her HIV from Home Alone husband.

So here’s Blake Lively…

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2010

15

Sep

Snooki’s Fat Troll Tits of the Day

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I know guys love this shit. I don’t know why…but for some reason anytime I post anything on Snooki my server goes fucking nuts. I look at her and see someone I wouldn’t even notice on the street and if I did, it would probably because I thought she was some kind of street performer, clown, homeless person dressed like that for money…I would not believe something that looks like this is not on afternoon leave from some institution caring for for hybrid humans created in a lab during wartime…or the circus….Even when she shows off her fat tits on her thick troll body, I can’t get over just how freakish and abnormal she is….apparently you are into the girl no one ever wanted except when drunk and closet cased but she managed to sneak onto TV cuz she’s a joke of a person…and the whole thing just really confuses the fuck out of me…

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2010

15

Sep

Kelly Osbourne’s Weightloss is my New Obsession of the Day

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I find it really interesting that even though piggy Osbourne lost all kind of weight, she still looks fucking disgusting. So interesting that I am obsessed with staring at her pics trying to make sense of it…cuz it just doesn’t make sense…fat girls who get skinny are supposed to be fuckable…

She is one of those people who shouldn’t have bothered trying to get healthy and fit, because it didn’t make her any more desirable to fuck, like the fat bitch I used to fuck when she was down on her luck and fat due to a cookie addiction, who 2 years later ended up getting work as stripper everyone wanted to fuck, and eventually fucked her way into porn, because she lost all the weight and took advantage of all the attention she felt she was missing out on…

Kelly Osbourne’s weightloss story didn’t work out quite as well for her…

Seriously, this goes against all studies on weightloss and the whole thing amazes me…but not as much as the fact that people have had sex with this in all it’s shapes, sizes, and levels of cleanliness…

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2010

15

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

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I know some of you really can’t stand the stepNEWS, I get more hate over this than “Negro”, “Fag” and “Faux-Fag” jokes…Seriously, I call women out for being whores daily, but for some reason posting clips of idiots being idiots cuz it makes me laugh gets at lest one of you very fucking angry….

I guess “news” is too much thinking for your moron self…which makes me wonder why you haven’t ended up in this post…pretty much designed to celebrate morons….

Man Arrested for Exposing Self to Cop on AZ
A 33-year-old man has been charged with indecent exposure for exposing himself at a public park restroom.

Clown Charged With Sex Offense
Kids around D.C. know him as Fonzie the Clown. To law enforcement, he is Alphonso Pittman. And for at least the fourth time, Pittman has been charged with a sex offense. This is pretty obvious….

News Anchor Broadcasts in Boxer Shorts

Delta Pilot Arrested for Being Drunk on Duty

School Suspends Kid for Bloodshot Eyes
Administrators at Byron Nelson High School in Trophy Club suspended a 16-year-old boy on Tuesday because his eyes were bloodshot and they thought he might have been smoking marijuana, but he was crying because his father recently died.

OH Woman Arrested for Teaching Her 2 Year Old Daughter to Smoke Pot on Video….Ghetto Obvious….

School Presentation Gets Suddenly X-Rated With Hardcore Male Pornography

White Trash FL Man arrested for using BB gun on son to jog
Bonus: Horrible hat tanline

1-Yr-Old Girl Nearly Drowns in Toilet

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2010

15

Sep

Gay Hipster Fight in LA of the Day

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This is hysterical.

I could really go off about hipsters, but the truth is that I leave my house every once in a while and no that hipsters don’t exist anymore, they are just mainstream…I’m talking every motherfucker in the world under 25 is a hipster bisexual and it is boring……and sure some hipster girls are alright looking, and I like that they don’t wear bras, but the size of their obvious ironic hipster bush and the smell it gives off throws me off….

This American Apparel generation of idiots is boring, obvious and don’t really keep me too interested, even if they slut out on the regular and don’t mind showing nipple…when they aren’t too busy looking at themselves in the mirror trying to be authentic….

So seeing them turn on themselves is amazing.. Faux Fag in skinny jeans and deep V neck tank tops battling flannel shirt and stupid haircuts is hilarious…too bad they didn’t cut each other up…but the good news is they will probably all die of AIDS in 20 years…

Enjoy

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2010

15

Sep

Jaime Renee Smith’s Tits on Weeds of the Day

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I don’t know what the show Weeds is…I mean I heard about it in passing years ago…but I don’t know what it is about, what it is on, who is on it and even if it is still on the air. All I know is that when I used to have a TV many years ago, finding tits to jerk off to was limited to scrambled porn, french late night TV, the occasional sex show, and kids shows.

We didn’t have bare tits, we had Baywatch and Jennifer Aniston’s hard nipples on Friends….music videos and Barney….

It’s like TV is trying to compete with the internet and I guess sexing it up is the only way…

Kids have it too easy these days…I remember scavenging and being creative for orgasms…it wasn’t handed to me on a silver platter.

We are all doomed…

Her name is Jamie Renee Smith, her IMDB hasn’t been updated since 2009 cuz no one cares about her, probably the reason she’s getting topless on TV. The video I posted turned out to be fucking weird video…I assume the file is corrupt – but the dialog is too good to ignore and not post…here are the pics….

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2010

15

Sep

Heidi Montag Holding Her Big Stupid Tit of the Day

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I feel like I may have missed this picture of useless bottom feeding trash pulling out her fake tit she got for attention while in staged bikini pictures she is taking for attention…because her sex tape rumor needs to be kept alive since it has people who want to see how bad her plastic face fucks…..from yesterday’s Heidi Montag Fake Tits in a Bikini Post

I find the whole thing tedious, boring, repetitive, obnoxious…but I have my fingers crossed that this story ends in murder suicide…something we can all collective jerk off to in excitement…


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2010

15

Sep

Katy Perry Tits at her High School of the Day

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Katy Perry did a private event at her High School where I assume she was a total fucking loser and that is probably a reason for her trying so fucking hard. She apparently made a big stink about some dude who didn’t go on a date with her, called him out, asked him what’s up and dedicated a song called “You’re Gay” to him….all pretty obvious and ridiculous and I hate giving this bitch attention….but she just keeps wearing latex and she keeps showing off her tits….and like the man I know who spend his last 400 dollars on a latex suit he passed on from whore to whore to cum on, I like that shit. I just hate Katy Perry…

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