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2010

13

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I may be dying…and it is not because I stayed up all night surfing facebook albums for smut, but because I stayed up the last 3 days wandering the streets of New York, trying to do magic tricks for all the rich people for money, only to realize I don’t know magic tricks….meeting useless celebrities who didn’t offer me a bed to sleep in or a ticket to the VMAs and taking rides from dudes I am sure rape both women and farm animals…The whole thing was a disaster….but it was nice to escape my miserable wife…unfortunately she survived my travels and is back to driving me fucking crazy…

Here are my stepLINKS while I deal with her.

Some Hot Drunk Pussy Partying….
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The New York Jets Sexually Harassed this WHore Who Was Designed to be Sexually Harassed….
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Cher is 650 Years Old or Something and I’d Still Fuck Her Tight Geriatric Body Before I Fucked Gaga
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Virgins
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I Wish I Was a Young, Dumb and full of Cum As You Are.
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Adriana Lima…Ohhhhh Boy
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Sandra Knows How to Have a Good Time While She’s Alone – VIDEO
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And MORe Hot Fan Bases From College Football
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Ashley Greene Panty Upskirt
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I’s Totally Fuck Marion Cotillard Just Because She’s Not a Dumb as Shit Hollywood Cunt
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Slutty Slutty Slumber Party
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Who Would You Rather: Jennifer Lopez or Cassie?
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Wasted Russian Slut – VIDEO
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Naomi Campbell Can Hit Me Over the Head With Her Cellphone Anytime So Long As She Wrapes Her Legs Around Me After
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Get a Load of Veronica
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Hayden Panettiere Upskirt Panty Flash
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Dolly and Friend Love Anal – VIDEOs
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Nicky Minaj Seems Like the Type of Slut Who Gets Real Nasty in the Bedroom and I Like It
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If You Missed the VMAs Hereès a Hilarious (Fake) Live Blogging Post as Told By a 15 Year Old Girls
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I Got a Thing for Geek Sluts
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Some Freida Pinto Because I Love Her
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Lindsay Lohan was in Chelsea Handler’s VMA skit
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Ciara Channels Her Inner Trailer Trash Sexiness and I Like It
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Harmony Takes It All In on The Fucking Machine
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Lucia is Lovely To Look At
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I’ll Rip Those Tights Right Off You
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In Emily’s Dreams…
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A Pole Dance Fail is Always Good – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Drops Some Cleavage And Gets Leggy For Vanity Fair
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Stripper in a Shopping Cart – VIDEo
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jayla is Nude on the Beach and Oh So Sexys
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Alana M Rodriguez is the Type of Girl I’d Like to Do Dirty Things To
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The 5 Creepiest Non-Porn Things On the Internet
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Chick on a Zipline FAIL – VIDEO
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THE POLICE ARE CRAKING DOWN ON PEDOBEAR!!
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Man, Milla Jovovich is Still as Sexy as Ever
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Angie Savage Strips Down
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The Crazy Things Sluts Do to Their Vagina
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FOLLOW ME YOU CUNTS
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

The Hottest Shits In the History of Universe….
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SOME HIP HOP NAMED JANITA POSING
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

13

Sep

Viola Schroeder and Dawn Jacobson in Bikinis of the Day

I don’t know who these bitches are…I just know they are in bikinis…that’s good enough for me…and therefore good enough for you…fuck yourself…

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2010

13

Sep

Teri Hatcher in a Wet Suit of the Day

Remember when Teri Hatcher was all the rage. It was back when she was on some bootleg Superman show that depressed me to watch at the time…without realizing that a decade and a half later…the real depression would be in her bra…cuz her tits look deflated and sad…not to mention her face looks like something out of a zombie movie where she came to life to eat brains after dying a horrible scuba diving accident and I am legitimately scared of whatever I am looking at….pussy everyone freaked out about doesn’t always stay that way and here’s the proof….

Posted in:Teri Hatcher

2010

13

Sep

Halle Berry See Through Shirt of the Day

I like Halle Berry cuz she’s accessible black pussy for white people, because she is half white, raised white and about as gutter and projects as any suburban mom you see in a Volvo, but she plays the black card so well that movie execs give her work, since it allows them to look like they are giving a black girl a chance, knowing none of the shit they have to deal with when dealing with a real black girl are gonna be issues…..cuz she’s fucking white….and she knows if she plays black…she’s get to win Oscars….it’s like everyday is Halloween for her…and as long as she’s showing off tit in see through shirts…I’m into her and her race scam….

Posted in:Halle Berry

2010

13

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

After seeing a man with Tourette’s getting his Karaoke on to REM’s “Losing My Religion.” I figure there’s no real other story worth watching…but I that’s not news…that’s probably a dude bullshitting his way to internet fame…so here are a few other stories….

FL Teacher Arrested for Groping Student

Weak Video: Dancer Gets a Handful of Usher’s Rig on Stage Even Though He’s Gay
During Ushers Little Freak live performance at the American Music Festival in Daytona Beach FL, female back-up dancers grabs his crotch

Old Miss Students Worried About Panty Thief

FL Teacher Arrested for Groping Student

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

13

Sep

Shenae Grimes in My New Friend I Hate of the Day

I was introduced to Shenae Grimes this weekend….only no one told me she was Shenae Grimes…I had no idea it was Shenae Grimes…partially because I don’t even really know who Shenae Grimes is.

I just thought she was some ugly looking drunken trash lookin’ for a dude to go home with cuz her broke ass needed a bed to sleep in, but when bisexual Jared Leto showed up and carted her away someone told me who the broke ass party girl was…..and I was surprised anyone knew her, but not surprised no one seemed to care when they were sitting with her.

She was not only annoying looking, but also ugly…and if I wasn’t told who she was, I wouldn’t have had any fucking clue…because the Shenae Grimes I hear people talking about is one who gets press for being hot and seriously, I saw her twice and the only thing hot about her is that one day she will die….it may not be today, but it is a guarantee that I like about her…other than that she fucking sucks and has a stupid fucking name….unless she is black…in which case shit’s perfectly fucking normal…Here are her pics…

The more interesting news is that Carmen Electra was at the same event, making shit hotter than it was a few seconds ago when this post was about the peasant from Canada who sucked the right dick and fell through the cracks and onto TV, when she should of probably been better suited to work the cash at Blockbuster…

Posted in:Shenae Grimes

2010

13

Sep

Teri from Three’s Company Full Frontal of the Day


In 1981, I feel like these pictures probably would have gone over a lot better than they will today. You know when she was Teri, a 26 year old blonde bitch on a hit TV show filled with sexual tension and stupid jokes…..in a time when showing off some pubic hair was all it took to jerk off to…but instead we get the shit when she’s 56 and her public hair is grey, her face monster-like and plastic surgery raped, her sex appeal pretty much zero and her relevance even less than that…getting naked for money or for that industry stamp of approval….in some role of her lifetime or some shit…but I assume it was straight to DVD…

Posted in:Priscilla Barnes

2010

13

Sep

Kim Kardashian Hard Nipples of the Day

I had a conversation with a group of guys about Kim Kardashian the other day. They were going nuts about how hot she is and I was arguing with them about how she’s not hot, for the sake of arguing, cuz we all know I’d fuck this pig, even though I think she’s a fucking pig….

I do think her glory days are over, I do think she’s a fat lazy spoiled slob who doesn’t deserve the attention she gets. I do think she’s chubby but hides it properly, cuz I guess that’s all she really has to worry about….

And here she is with hard nipples…that I am unfortunately loving, because big ass and big titties aren’t always a bad thing, often times it’s fucking hot, it’s just unfortunate that these ones happen to be on some cheesy fucking Kardashian cuz I hate talking about them like they matter….cunts…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

13

Sep

Kristin Cavallari Sluts It Up for Some Bottom Feeding Photographer of the Day

Tyler Shields is some photographer out of LA who made friends with some celebs and models and has since been making a name for himself because they all think he’s this inspired artist or some shit. I’ve seen countless comments to the guy about how awesome he is and how he is a visionary and I guess I shouldn’t hate on him too hard, cuz I’ve never had patience to seduce women into getting naked, or in their underwear, I’ve never said the right things, I’ve never felt like I need to make them believers that they are part of something much bigger than they think they are, stripping them down, all to get HIM noticed.

I am not sure if you get what I am saying, but it’s pretty much that this dude says the right thing to the right people, he makes them think he’s this bigger than life artist and that they have to shoot with him, he’s out of LA, and there are many insecure actors out there willing for that shot at having some substance in their lives filled with crap….so they attach themselves to people like this, he gets them half naked, and we all find out about the motherfucker, visit his website and make him tons of money. Using their celebrity to make him a celebrity….

It’s a good scam, that I just don’t have patience for. But I will post the Kirstin Cavallari pictures, because she really has no point anymore, her one and only break has come and gone twice….and lightning doesn’t strike three times…but maybe getting Lohan’s photographer will put her back on the map. I am sure she’s so happy people are talking about her today…

Who really cares, she’s half naked in a park and that’s good enough for me, no matter who the bitch is, or how useless the bitch is….and really Tyler’s got the right idea…gag this bitch…but next time…don’t let her up for air. This is a lost opportunity if I’ve ever seen one…

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2010

13

Sep

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini for Maxim of the Day

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I didn’t get into the VMAs because no one was willing to help me because I am insignificant. I did almost die on my hitched ride home at 2 am because I didn’t really have the chance to interview the motherfuckers for sanity or to do a background check on them to see if they had a criminal record when I met them in a bar at they offered me a lift home……

Anna Kournikova did get into a bikini for Maxim, because Maxim will feature anyone because they are insignificant and holding on by a thread because they almost died or are dying thanks to the internet…..

I’ve heard people still have a thing for her….10 years too late…but they still can’t ignore that lust they once felt, so maybe Maxim isn’t all about has-beens and bottom feeders looking for attention, like the magazine version of Dancing with the Stars, but more about bitches who have fans that will never give up on them….because they are obsessive and weird…

It really doesn’t fucking matter….who fucking cares…here is the picture….

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Posted in:Anna Kournikova