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2010

27

Oct

Christina Agulera Hides Her Gut of the Day

I emailed Samantha Ronson to ask her if she fucked Christina Aguilera, because if she did, I need her to give me private lessons in eating pussy, cuz 10 years ago I made a bet with someone that I’d fuck Aguilera one day in my life and 6 years ago, I made a bet with someone else that I’d fuck Lohan at one point in my life..these are the only two celebrity pussy bets I’ve ever made and not the only two celebrity pussies I’ve wanted to slam….and realistically, I still I may win cuz I’m not dead yet but their careers are…only I never anticipated so much competition coming from a skinny lookin dude with a pussy who DJs to fuck up my hustle. Seriously, she moves in on everything I want to move in on….and I think she’s doing it on purpose…

On a sidenote, Ronson told TMZ she isn’t banging Aguilera…because Ronson is scared of Lohan and knows if Lohan finds out, there’s going to be serious bloodshed….She’s had a taste of prison and now she knows how to get rid of a body…seriously…she’s dangerous…

Here are some Christina Aguilera and her married mom going through a divorce body…looks like she’s taken to “eating” for support…. in more ways than one.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2010

27

Oct

Michael Douglas Dresses Like Ellen for Halloween of the Day

I know he has cancer and may be dying. But I didn’t know that having cancer and possibly dying makes a motherfucker morph into Ellen. Seriously. This is freaking me out…but not nearly as much as when I first heard Catherine Zeta Jones, while in her prime, married this motherfucker…but I’m not the kind of bitter loser who hates a man and wishes cancer on a man for bedding and securing hot pussy…I figure if anything it makes me feel better about laughing at his cancer face knowing he’s the one who has the last laugh…especially since my drinking, smoking and eating HPV pussy track record makes me a prime candidate for the same fucking fate….except without the hot pussy to get chemo induced blowjobs from…

RIP Motherfucker, in advance…

Posted in:Michael Douglas

2010

27

Oct

Whitney Port Needs is a Failure of the Day

I am not going to lie. I love when bad things happen to useless cunts who were confused by the “fame” that was thrown into their lap so they forgot that they were useless and became these egos who thought they were really relevant in the world, without realizing they are just some dopey lookin’ pussy that was in the right place at the right time….So hearing the Whitney Port show “The City” got canceled was hilarious to me. It meant that the idiots at the network she was on caught on to what I’ve been saying since her “career” first hit and the paparazzi started taking pics of her…they realized she fucking sucks, is replacable, in uninteresting and is hardly a personality worth paying money she doesn’t deserve, but she is just a bitch who was destined to be a good sales clerk at Bloomingdales….so they took it all away from her…

Like any idiot who will be staring in a sex tape in a few years cuz she’ll be out of money, addicted to pills and still desperate to have all eyes on her like they did back in 2009-2010, she hasn’t realized the magnitude this will have on her bank account cuz no one will hire her again, so she went out and spent money that won’t be replenished, which I guess is a good thing, cuz the sooner she’s broke, the sooner everything I had planned for her will happen…

Seriously, this news and the hurt and failure she’s feeling makes me very happy.

Keep on smiling bitch, I can’t wait til the hurt starts to really set in….who knows maybe it already has and this is just her covering up…but I know the whole thing is amazing….

Posted in:Whitney Port

2010

27

Oct

Kasia Struss and Aline Weber Nipples for Vogue of the Day

I have never heard of Kasia Struss or Aline Webber. I just know they are models willing to get topless for money and for that Vogue stamp of approval….because I guess once a model does Vogue she is automatically thrown into a whole other level of model…like she’s made it to the fucking top or something…but I could be wrong since I know nothing about the Fashion industry, and I’m really just posting this cuz I like bitches in sweaters and fur showing nipple, it reminds me of the late 80s college spring break ski trips I used to go on even though I don’t ski and wasn’t in college….but I would sit in the lodge drinking and watching girls change in and out of their snowsuits, hard nippled in turtle necks, trying to get invited to the hot tub after parties, never having it really work out for me, because I was always poor, down on my luck and an alcoholic that preferred drinking to mingling with uninteresting cunts…

Posted in:Aline Webber|Kasia Struss

2010

27

Oct

Taylor Momsen’s Panties in a See Through Dress of the Day

I don’t know if I am into the obvious cry for attention or not. I mean part of me thinks young girls getting half naked to get noticed and make money is the foundation of all that is good in the world, but another part of me finds the shit far too obvious….

Maybe it’s gotta do with her looking like Lady Gaga. Maybe it has to do with her being in too much make-up. Maybe it’s gotta do with me knowing this act is a lie and the second the cameras are off she’s either back at home playing with her barbies or putting on some identity crisis act trying to be the persona she created….and unless she’s getting dick in her pussy on vidoe and not just following the lessons she learned in Madonna’s bullshit school of fame….I’m not buying this…but since I am a pervert…I am looking at it.

I wonder where her parents are, oh right, too busy profiting off her to care to stop her from breeding sex offenders.


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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2010

27

Oct

Terry Richardson’s Shittiest Photoshoot of the Day

I never thought Terry Richardson was a cool photographer. I knew he was just ripping off a lot of people before him. You know the whole “snapshot” of a seedy life with models, actors and prostitutes….Drugs, sex and not giving a fuck….He had pictures of cock, pussy, cock in pussy, cum all over chicks faces, a girl giving birth to a gold egg, something Vice got behind pretty fucking hard….something I didn’t mind watching even though I knew it was strategy to get noticed and end up doing high fashion shoots, you know that mainstream stamp of approval I’ll probably never get cuz I am destined to fail and my dad isn’t a hooked up Fashion photographer to introduce me to the write people and spin my smut as “art”….

As much as I hated what he was, I definitely liked what he was doing then a lot better than what he is doing now. This is a shoot from some magazine called Gentlewoman, the model is named Eniko Mihalik, and there’s absolutely nothing remotely erotic, smutty, perverted about the shit, unless high waisted pants make you cum cuz they remind you of your friend’s hot mon in the 70s.

I guess it’s all about the dollar bills yo. Fuckin’ sell out cunt’s got lazy…

Posted in:Terry Richardson

2010

27

Oct

Taylor Swift is Banging a Queer of the Day

You may or may not know the story that sky rocketed this site into me being labeled a whiney little bitch and a liar on E! and by sky rocketed I mean no one bothered caring that I had the funniest experience with Jake Gyellenhaal back when he was filming a movie in Montreal and I said “Aren’t you the guy who killed Heath Ledger” and he had a fit throwin his hands around in the air like he was a gay guy who just found out they cancelled Will & Grace or who just found out that Broadway was shut down for renovations or who just heard he had AIDs, or whatever over dramatic gay dudes get their women’s panties in a know over…

Now Jake didn’t put a hand on me, I was just asked to leave, but he did shove the girl I was with, leading me to think this whole rumor of him banging Taylor Swift is just a rumor and if anything, Jake is Taylor Swift, it’s amazing what movie magic can do, and really just let the man live his dream as a country music starlet, I mean he has had everything else he’s ever wanted in life, like most spoil brats…even his tongue in Heath Ledger’s mouth…it’s so dreamy….

And if I am wrong and Jake Gyellenhaal is not in fact Taylor Swift and is in fact getting inside Taylor Swift…she better be careful, his self involved hissy fits can leave a bitch with a black eye…cuz that’s what spoiled rich kids do.

The good news is that the ones who play wholesome for their Christian fans are the ones who are the real bad ones behind closed doors, eventually losing their shit cuz you can’t live a lie forever…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2010

27

Oct

Dave Navarro Ruins Fresh Pussy of the Day

Nothing like unprotected “Rockstar” who is really into porn, dick, to make an innocent 19 year old turn into a polluted cess pool of a cunt that no one in their right mind should ever want to touch when Navarro is done with her…and she’s left in the gutter with a cocaine addiction she can’t afford cuz the good life isn’t being bank rolled…addicted to all the attention she once had with one to give it to her….with a ruined pussy…thanks to a gamble she took on getting involved with him…not really anticipating him ever trading her in…

If she’s smart she’s trying to get knocked up…now if only he didn’t get a vasectomy to prevent this kind of groupie behavior…I’m sure she’s been researching a way to reverse it while he’s sleeping without him noticing…cuz that is the key ingredient that is missing from her master groupie plan….

Posted in:Dave Navarro

2010

27

Oct

Larry Dvoskin’s Everyone’s a Hooker is the stepSONG of the Day

LARRY DVOSKIN “EVERYONE’S A HOOKER”

Music is the best way to start my hungover day…

His name is Larry Dvoskin , he has been nominated for a couple of Grammy’s….his song is called Everyone’s a hooker…and I think those are some pretty inspiring words because everyone is a hooker…especially the bitch I paid 15 dollars to jerk me off in a bar bathroom last night…she was definitely a hooker…and so is pretty much every celebrity, attention whore, money grubbing bitch with a rich husband……

The video is on another level. I have a feeling you’ll like it, download it, ipod it and jerk off to it because you’re weird and like seeing people get pissed on…

To find out more on Larry Dvoskin check out his website

Posted in:stepSONG

2010

26

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Today has been pretty fucking interesting…but not the good kind of interesting where I just left a gynecological seminar on the quest for the perfect vagina with live models….or that I got my internship at the bikini wax salon…or that I learned how to make 300,000,000 dollars in 48 hours…but the kind of interesting where you wonder if this is real life, or a really bad fucking movie…a when it rains it pours interesting where you look at the sky and say “are you fucking kidding me, what next do you have in store for me”….I won’t go into it, cuz that’s just depressing…but the good news is that I will not be killing myself, which is probably sad news to some of you…but good news to me…and I will also be posting my stepLINKS…here they are.

SI Model Jessica White Gets Arrested in These Bikini Pictures…
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Oh, You Know, Just a Regular Night Out for Charlie Sheen,
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Look good, Get Laid.
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I Know I’m Not the Only One Who Isn’t Surprised Lady Gaga Pees Standing Up
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Because I Don’t Know About You But I’m Ready to Blow My Brains Out Today, But Maybe Some Tits Will Help
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Somne Playmates Dressed in Costumes Because Halloween is Just Round the Corner
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Latina Ass Shaking Will Get Your One Man Party Started – VIDEO
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Pumpkin Carving Ideas: The 20 Coolest Sports-Themed Jack-O’-Lanterns
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Blake Lively Panty Upskirt
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Demi Moore is Like Granny Age But I’d Probably Still Fuck Her
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Kim K Shoves Her Ass Into Leather Pants
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victoria Justice is Looking All Types of Hot
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Use Your Imagination GIF Starring Katy Perry
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Kylie Minogue Has a Calendar for 2011 and She is Looking Pretty Smokin In It
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A Baby Possessed By the Lord is Scarier Than a Baby Posessed By the Devil If You Ask Me – VIDEO
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Erin Nicole is In White cotton Panties
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Who Would Rather? – Big Booty Girls Edition
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Talia Shephard Will Make Your Bad Day Better
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Top 5 List: Halloween Porn
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Rashida Jones and Mila Kunis = TASTY!
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HOt Busty Babes Oil Eash Other Up – VIDEO
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Jarah Mariano – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie and Swimwear
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A Little Eva Mendes is Better Than No Eva Mendes If You Ask Me
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Paul the Octopus of World Cup 2010 Fame Has Officially Swam Off to That Ocean in the Sky, and Yes, I Think Foul Play Was Involved
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Meet Emanuela de Paula, You’ll Be Glad You Did
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emma Roberts is a Little Hottie
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Deranged Ninja VS Cops – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Belinda, Chantelle or Sophia? Take Your Pic
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Jana Jordan Does Penthouse
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25 cliché costumes to avoid (and what to go as instead)
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Awhh Mel Gibson is Sad and Wants Everyone to Forgive Him For Being a Woman Beating Anti Jew Racist Asshole
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Get a Load of Darlene, Wow!
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Hymen Reconstruction is Porn To Me
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Jessica Simpson Talks About Her Food Addiction…
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LIKE ME and Follow ME

Posted in:stepLINKS