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2010

27

Oct

Taylor Swift Makes Awkward Sex Faces While Performing of the Day

I should have known better when I posted my rant yesterday about how Taylor Swift and Bubble Boy are fucking. I didn’t bother doing my research, because I never do and that would be against my policy of being the laziest fucker I know even though I know some lazy fuckers…She just dropped an album, she’s on a publicity tour, it’s all marketing….Bubble boy is still a closet case who doesn’t like girls….

Speaking of bubble boy, I don’t find Taylor Swift hot…I never did… I always found her weird lookin. Like the asthmatic legally blind 8 year old crackbaby who is allergic to everything who lives next door and who ends up in an ambulance on a regular basis cuz his stamina just can’t keep up with his will to be normal…

After looking at these pics and visualizing her rockin a cock and not a mic, cumming or making sex faces and not just feelin’ her own music a little too much, I really don’t think she’s jerk off material…she is just awkward movin’ at best…The kind of girl you close your eyes when you fuck cuz she’s just movin’ weird and distracting you with weirdness…But I’m not judging if you do, I really don’t care what pathetic shit you do to yourself…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2010

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I lost the sites only real advertise. That means as of November 1st we may be out of business. So if you work for a company. Know anyone who buys ads. Try to convince them that this is the place for them. Tell them to not be scared of tits, cuz that’s gay and tell them to not worry about pissing off their Christian supporters, cuz Christian supporters don’t know this shit even exists.

If you have ad sales experience, email me info (at) drunkenstepfahter.com and we’ll discuss our future together…The goal is a private jet…but I’d be happy just making enough to pay for the new server and a couple of bottles of Vodka.

If you are a hot bitch with a nice pussy, add me to FACEBOOK , we have some serious conversations about our inner most feelings waiting for us.

If you are just hear for free stepLINKS…then you’ll be happy, cuz here they are…

Blake Lively’s Tits are Free
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If You ever Kill a Hooker, I’m Sure He Can Help You Out
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Get girls to notice you…
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Jamme Kung is What Lindsay Lohan Would Look Like Today If She Had Laid Off the Bad Shit
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Solo Hottie Pounds Her Pussy Out – VIDEO
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40 Amazing Beach Volleyball Ass
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I’m Trying To Look Up Miley Cyrus’ Skirt
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Olivia Munn’s Cunt Pulled Another Scam and It Got Publicity
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Because It’s Wednesday and Lord Knows You Need Something to Get You Through The Rest of the Week
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25 College Mascots That Are Pretty Fucking Lame
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I Don’t Know Who Anne Marie Davis is But Here Are Her Tits
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Heres a Nice Collection of Hollywood Sluts Young and Old at Some Event or Another. In Other News, I Would totally Bang Annette Benning
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Britney spears Leggy in Short Shorts
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Selita Ebanks is What Jennifer Lopez Would Look Like If She Were Thin and Not Ugly
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If You Wanna Bang Carey Mulligan, Try Searching For Her at Your Local Best Western
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Smokin Hot Schoolgirl and Shes Topless to Boot
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Grandma on a Motor Cycle
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Now Here’s a Body Worth Checking Out
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Ashley Steele and Veronica Ricci Get It On
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Facebook Wasn’t a Fan of Faceporn and I Can’t Figure Out Why
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I Always Have Room In My Day For Salma Hayek and Her Awesome Tits
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You Know Considering Her Wrote ‘Give Peace a Chance’ I’m a Little Surprised John Lennon is So Pissed Off About Laundry
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she Knows How to Show Her Pussy a Good Time – VIDEO
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Some Maxim Hotties in Sexy Halloween Costumes
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I Love an LA Woman
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Jennifer Laurence is Like a Less Trailer Trash Version of Miley Cyrus
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Huge Pumpkin Smashes a Car and It Is AWESOME – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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More Reasons Why Conan O’Brien is Amazing – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Girl on Girl
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Sexy Sexy Car Wash Girls – VIDEO
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Justin Timberlake Probably Banged Olivia Munn SoLet’s Look at some Hot Pics of Olivia Munn
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Remember That Little Disney Slut Jojo? Well She’s All Grown Up
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Striptease of the Day
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER You Fuckers

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

27

Oct

Audrina Patridge’s Drunken Trashy Mom of the Day

This is amazing. Audrina’s chain smoking gutter mouth mother talking about how classy and how much of a survivor and how much of a success her daughter is and how she’s still got more to give brings back horrible disgusting memories…the only thing this is missing is a trailer park, an inbred younger brother in a wheel chair and a can of soup being thrown at my head and I’d feel at fucking home….White trash is always funny….especially when it is living off it’s whore daughter….and defending the money train and doing it in typical drunkard anger….Hilarious…

I shoulda known her mom was like this when I first her name was Audrina. Only this kind of pig names her daughter after her stripper name..

Genius. Seriously…Imagine the amount of dick that has been inside this….A lot.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2010

27

Oct

Emma Stone’s Long Skinny Legs of the Day

I don’t know why, but I’m really digging Emma Stone. Her face is weird. Her body nothing special, but there’s just something about her that I like and I think it has to do with being the only pussy I would have fucked on Zombieland, the kid who played Zuckerberg was a close second though….

See, I’m a dude with no attention span and I can’t handle movies unless I can fixate on a bitch to get me through the two hours, you know imagining them in all kinds of more interesting scenarios, mainly bouncing on my dick in various locations, mainly anywhere, because otherwise movies just make me fall asleep…..

Here are her legs…I’m into them…I just can’t explain why…but we’ll just call it marketing…

Posted in:Emma Stone

2010

27

Oct

Monica Bellucci’s Tits on TV of the Day


I don’t now if people still care about this bitch, I mean other than her local baker, grocer, butcher and candy vendor…

Italian TV seems alright…but Monica Belluci isn’t..Something went on in her life, that I can only assume involved repressed rape or molestation memories that made her hit the fuckin’ fridge and give it all she’s got. She’s beyond thick and like many busty chicks you knew in high school and Kim Kardashian before her…the rest of her body caught up…

I dig the Italian widow outfit though, it’s kinda erotic, cuz I know how much widow’s like to get down…you know spending their lonely days at home waiting to be re-united with their husbands they depended on for so many years…feeling to guilty to take on new dick cuz that’d be slutty…at least that’s what you’d think until one invites you over for tea and opens the door in a latex suit with a strap-on insisting on cuddling….

Unfortuanlely, Monica Bellucci isn’t wearing blac cuz her husband died, she is wearing it cuz it’s slimming, but unfortunately for her, not slimming enough, bitch needs some straps, harnesses, a treadmill with a donut just out of mouth’s reach over her nose and an major eating disorder….

Here are her tits to distract you from the rest of her…

Posted in:Monica Bellucci

2010

27

Oct

Amy Winehouse Flashes her Panties of the Day

Anyone who reads this site knows that when Amy Winehouse looked like she was dying…you know when her teeth were falling out…her weird wig matted with piss and shit…her flesh peeling off her legs to form a new pussy like the living dead…she was my favorite…

So these cleaned up version in clean panties doesn’t really do it for me, but I figured I’d post it anyway for old times.


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Posted in:Amy Winehouse

2010

27

Oct

Christina Agulera Hides Her Gut of the Day

I emailed Samantha Ronson to ask her if she fucked Christina Aguilera, because if she did, I need her to give me private lessons in eating pussy, cuz 10 years ago I made a bet with someone that I’d fuck Aguilera one day in my life and 6 years ago, I made a bet with someone else that I’d fuck Lohan at one point in my life..these are the only two celebrity pussy bets I’ve ever made and not the only two celebrity pussies I’ve wanted to slam….and realistically, I still I may win cuz I’m not dead yet but their careers are…only I never anticipated so much competition coming from a skinny lookin dude with a pussy who DJs to fuck up my hustle. Seriously, she moves in on everything I want to move in on….and I think she’s doing it on purpose…

On a sidenote, Ronson told TMZ she isn’t banging Aguilera…because Ronson is scared of Lohan and knows if Lohan finds out, there’s going to be serious bloodshed….She’s had a taste of prison and now she knows how to get rid of a body…seriously…she’s dangerous…

Here are some Christina Aguilera and her married mom going through a divorce body…looks like she’s taken to “eating” for support…. in more ways than one.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2010

27

Oct

Michael Douglas Dresses Like Ellen for Halloween of the Day

I know he has cancer and may be dying. But I didn’t know that having cancer and possibly dying makes a motherfucker morph into Ellen. Seriously. This is freaking me out…but not nearly as much as when I first heard Catherine Zeta Jones, while in her prime, married this motherfucker…but I’m not the kind of bitter loser who hates a man and wishes cancer on a man for bedding and securing hot pussy…I figure if anything it makes me feel better about laughing at his cancer face knowing he’s the one who has the last laugh…especially since my drinking, smoking and eating HPV pussy track record makes me a prime candidate for the same fucking fate….except without the hot pussy to get chemo induced blowjobs from…

RIP Motherfucker, in advance…

Posted in:Michael Douglas

2010

27

Oct

Whitney Port Needs is a Failure of the Day

I am not going to lie. I love when bad things happen to useless cunts who were confused by the “fame” that was thrown into their lap so they forgot that they were useless and became these egos who thought they were really relevant in the world, without realizing they are just some dopey lookin’ pussy that was in the right place at the right time….So hearing the Whitney Port show “The City” got canceled was hilarious to me. It meant that the idiots at the network she was on caught on to what I’ve been saying since her “career” first hit and the paparazzi started taking pics of her…they realized she fucking sucks, is replacable, in uninteresting and is hardly a personality worth paying money she doesn’t deserve, but she is just a bitch who was destined to be a good sales clerk at Bloomingdales….so they took it all away from her…

Like any idiot who will be staring in a sex tape in a few years cuz she’ll be out of money, addicted to pills and still desperate to have all eyes on her like they did back in 2009-2010, she hasn’t realized the magnitude this will have on her bank account cuz no one will hire her again, so she went out and spent money that won’t be replenished, which I guess is a good thing, cuz the sooner she’s broke, the sooner everything I had planned for her will happen…

Seriously, this news and the hurt and failure she’s feeling makes me very happy.

Keep on smiling bitch, I can’t wait til the hurt starts to really set in….who knows maybe it already has and this is just her covering up…but I know the whole thing is amazing….

Posted in:Whitney Port

2010

27

Oct

Kasia Struss and Aline Weber Nipples for Vogue of the Day

I have never heard of Kasia Struss or Aline Webber. I just know they are models willing to get topless for money and for that Vogue stamp of approval….because I guess once a model does Vogue she is automatically thrown into a whole other level of model…like she’s made it to the fucking top or something…but I could be wrong since I know nothing about the Fashion industry, and I’m really just posting this cuz I like bitches in sweaters and fur showing nipple, it reminds me of the late 80s college spring break ski trips I used to go on even though I don’t ski and wasn’t in college….but I would sit in the lodge drinking and watching girls change in and out of their snowsuits, hard nippled in turtle necks, trying to get invited to the hot tub after parties, never having it really work out for me, because I was always poor, down on my luck and an alcoholic that preferred drinking to mingling with uninteresting cunts…

Posted in:Aline Webber|Kasia Struss