2010
26
Oct
Her name is Olya Ivanisevic. She’s a model in Elle Serbia cuz those Serbians are all about fashion now that communism has fucked off and they can takethe time spent waiting in line for rationed toilet paper on the good life….or some shit…
I am posting this cuz she’s got good ass. I just woke up. Not that you care.
Posted in:Olya Ivanisevic
2010
25
Oct
Looks like we’re back….I guess that’s a good thing…but I’m not gonna lie…having a broken site gave me lots of time to watch porn…drink…sleep all day…wonder the streets looking at young slutty bitches who don’t realize they are young slutty bitches…cuz slutty doesn’t mean what it used to…and if it did…even the most conservative girl this generation would be called one. I reconnected with Starbucks workers when they’d ask me to leave for loitering….I reconnected with the staff at the Library where I go to catch up on the classics…and by classics I mean studying students….I even got a rub and tug…but I’m back….I shoulda have taken the down time to write a movie about my life…instead I just begged you to add me to Facebook cuz Facebook flagged me as SPAM and the only way the whole thing could have been a better time if I took a vacation to some third world tropical place…but that’s for rich folks…but that’s not me…
What is me is nightly stepLINKS…click them.
Taylor Momsen Has Flashed Her Fake – Overdramatic – Boring Teen Tits Before – It is part of her act
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This Antoine Dodsen Shit is Getting Out of Hand and I Love It
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Do you Want to Get Girls To Notice You….
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Snooki Flashing Panties
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Pamela Anderson’s Ageless Cleavage Is Far Less Ageless Than Her Face
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Amy Gets Her Ass and Pussy Played With – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of Week 6 NFL
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Diana Vickers Panty Upskirt
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Miley Cyrus Braless Side Boobage
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Here’s the Tits of That Chick That Brett Favre Left Those Dirty Messages To
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Because There is No Fucking Way You Got Laid This Weekend
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Halle Berry is One Hot Lady in Red
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When Bullfights Go Bad – VIDEO
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Sofia Vergara is All Sorts of Sexy
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Sunny Leone Will Make Things Right
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Pinata Head Shot – VIDEO
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WTF News Story of the Day
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Shit is Getting Insane In Mexico, Jesus Christ
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Alex and ally Get It On – VIDEO
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Happy Halloween – Top 5: Goth Fuck Vids
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Evan Rachel Wood Just Because
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And MORE Sunny Leone
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Kanye Gay Fish’s 35 Minutes of Fuckery
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Candice Swanepoel – Agua Bendita Spring/Summer 2011
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I got a Thing For Kerri Washington
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Roxanne ‘Roxy’ Pallett is Looking Good at the Pool
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Teen Tit Flash on the Web Cam – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hospital Strip-O-Gram Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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Celebrate Polish-American Heritage Month With Some Of The Nation’s Hottest Babes (PHOTOS)
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She’s Just too Damn Wasted – VIDEO
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Celebrity Halloween – VIDEO
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Eva Longwhoria is Looking Hot
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Lindsay Lohan is Fucking Broke Hahahahaha
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Perfection Part 48
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
25
Oct
I don’t like celebrating fat chicks…especially fat chicks who made a career out of being a fat chick…when that career was designed for skinny chicks…that she snuck into by being a skinny chick at 14….before gaining 70 pounds and stirring up a discrimination stink over not getting work…pretty much paving the way for fat girls to model…one of the saddest things in fashion….
But she’s wearing lingerie…and that’s why I’m posting it…because I have a fat wife and I wish she looked this good in lingerie…that way I’d probably be able to distract myself from her stretch marks….floppy ass and disability that makes me wipe her ass everytime she shits in exchange for free rent…but that doesnt mean I like fat chicks in lingerie…it just means this one is less shitty than mine…literally..
Posted in:Crystal Renn
2010
25
Oct
I know you jerked off to Vana White before the internet existed and your mom threw out all her old Sears catalogs, national geographics and if you were lucky enough, Victoria’s Secret catalogs…and you didn’t have MTV….and all you had was Wheel of Fortune….
And I know you jerked off to Cheryl Tiegs when you first got your hands oN SI swimsuit edition, before the internet and this was the only smut you could weasel into your house without scaring your mom….
And I know you jerked off to Susan Lucci when you stayed home “sick” all those days you were too scared to go to school because you always got beat the fuck up for trying to grab at the Quarterback’s tits…
And I know you jerked off to Raquel Welch because she had huge tits…
And I know you jerked off to Nancy O’Dell back when she was relevant….
I know this…cuz I did too…here’s a bonus that’s not really a bonus, J.Lo was there and she thought she was at her cousin Jorge’s First Communion in ’87 or some shit…
Posted in:Vana White
2010
25
Oct
Nothing says tapping into the gay community like hanging with Anderson Cooper in a see through dress while looking like a dude who had no father figure and a drug addicted hooker mother….
I am sure this is bringing back memories of his college days when he was using his trust fund for some serious faggot behavior while shooting speed and taking it up the ass wearing pantyhose…something Gaga really wants to relate to…or at least make the public think she is relating to…cuz the gay market is her market….and she’s just milking the gay lifestyle almost as hard as she’s been milking the Ice Cream cart she had installed in her tour bus…Surec see-thru clothes on fat bodies….is irrelevant cuz fat chicks don’t exist…they just kinda blend into the scenery…especially with faces like this, even when they pull bullshit “artistic” stunts, trying to be as loud and attention grabbing as possible, when really she’s just nothin’ bullshit…..no matter how much jumping up and down like a school girl who just got her period Anderson Cooper pulled in his trailer before this meeting…
This reminds me of so much that I hate…I just have a bad memory, hangover and rash on my dick that I’d rather be tending to…but I will say that I hope Gaga disappears like she was a condom at a bath house….
Posted in:Lady Gaga
2010
25
Oct
Playboy are fucking assholes to me. They always email me threatening lawsuits for posting their images and that’s just fucking mean. There’s not sense of brotherly love, support, companionship, friendship, or respect. It’s like motherfuckers are just mean spirited old school pricks who are bitter their business is going bankrupt…
So when I saw these pictures of Arianny Celeste, some UFC ring girl who did Playboy cuz it was better than doing porn like the tacky fake titty bitch she clearly is, for now, I figured I’d post them, cuz they are pictures of a picture and that’s just funny to me…Does Playboy really have a lawsuit when shit’s done like this? I figure if we take pics of what we see, those are our pics and maybe Playboy shouldn’t put it out there if they don’t want the attention…
I don’t know why I am posting these cuz when it comes to the UFC, I know you’re more into watching half naked dudes in panties beat the fuck out of each other…HOMO…
Here are the actual pics…Don’t tell Playboy…cuz they don’t like this kind of thing…cuz they are assholes…but at least they pay bitches to get naked for us…they are like the rich friend who takes you out to the stripclub…
Posted in:Arianny Celese
2010
25
Oct
I posted the trailer a while ago from Diora Baird’s fake movie magic tits that I need to get a pair of to make my masturbation more interesting, or to at least make various household object, like my dog, more fun to pet….These prosthetic tits look better than most fake tits these starlets get to
I guess the funniest thing in all this is that just 5 years ago she was in The Wedding Crashers, a movie I am sure she thought was the start of a properous career, but instead lead to being cut out of the latest Star Trek and this straigh to DVD trash….which I’m sure has given her a nice reality chekc, has toned down her ego and if you happen to stumble into the bar she hard drinks at, I can only assume it’ll end in back alley blowjobs…cuz I bitch has gotta eat and her actual career isn’t really doing it for her…but maybe that’s cuz she’s too full of shit to go topless and show her actual tits…she’s one of those…who until she learns to sacrifice herself for content…especially when B-Movies are all she’s getting…she deserves the fate her prude ass has left in the couch of her life…
Here’s the shitty clip from Night of Demons…without the tit cuz the file was corrupt…but you still get a sense of her great acting..
And here’s Shannon Elizabeth someone who proved that despite going topless in a big movie, keeping that interest from the public up hasn’t been as easy as her hot body expected…amd Bobbi Sue Luther doing a stupid lesbian themed dance….
The thing that throws me off about this movie, is the last time I was drunk with a girl who had whiskers drawn on her, she ended up getting peed on in a fire escape and her Russian husband wasn’t too happy about it…but seeing Shannon Elizabeth have her face ripped off was kinda hot…if you’re a psychopath.
Sidenote – I think Diora Baird has the single ugliest Wikipedia picture on Wikipedia…Change that shit up yo.
Posted in:Diora Baird|Shannon Elizabeth
2010
25
Oct
Here is highschool drop out turned heroin addict model with a dead boyfriend turned actor that I hardly remember wanting to fuck a long time ago, but I can’t figure out why, but assume it had to do with being down to fuck anything with a pussy, especially when it is younger and in magazines, photoshopped and hot bodied…
I guess that as my testosterone levels dropped, so did my eagerness…cuz I can hardly remember this shit, I just know she’s in a one-peice and although forgiving for a 34 year old, still fuckin’ sucks. Don’t get me wrong….it’s a nice throwback to the public pool back in the 80s, before bikinis were really accepted for young girls….actually it’s not…there’s no excuse for this – no matter how sophisticated a bitch thinks this makes her look….when she’s gotta remember where she came from and realizes she’s nothing but ex-heroin addict trash (thanks wikipedia).
All I know is that the ex-heroin addict mom’s a know are doin’ a lot more crackwhorin’ …this bitch needs to get out of this designer bathing suit and into some soiled with piss, blood, feces and AIDS panties…well after some thought…I have come to the conclusion that even if you shared needles and can’t donate blood…it’s better to play up the glam instead of accepting the gutter…
Posted in:Jaime King
2010
25
Oct
I don’t know who this Ulrike bitch is and apparently either does google, but she was out at some event showing nipple and I guess that’s all a bitch has to do to get noticed….
I’m not gonna lie, I do find it depressing that just a few years ago actual celebrities were pullin’ this shit like it was some kind of joke, giving me famous nipple to talk about the color, shape, size and placement to talk about, but like any trend that trickled down into the mainstream, not that Ulrike Huebner is mainstream, but she’s just representative of all the everyday girls who let their nipples get exposed, something I guess I shouldn’t ignore, since I love nipples and something I don’t ignore when I experience it first hand…since it’s almost impossible to not see a chick’s nipple when you leave your house these days, especially when you only leave your house to go to stripclubs…
I gotta be more positive about shit…all female nipples..not matter how ugly, deformed or weird they are, are worth looking at…and I am on a quest to get every single girl I ever come across to show me their nipple, just as soon as I’m not too lazy to get out of my chair…
I definitely don’t know who this Aura bitch is and she is freaking me out but she’s showing cleavage…and sometimes that’s enough to soothe me.
Posted in:Aura Dione|Ulrike Huebner
2010
25
Oct
I am not a celebrity publicist…I do not know the best strategy to run a career into the ground or to pick up the pieces of a career and turn it into somoething….I do not know how to get a bitch who has a lot of money from a fluke MTV show to give me a decent percentage of that money to give her ill-advise on how to turn shit around from being on cancelled shows you sold yourself out on, to being a big hollywood star she wants to be…but I know it woulda been more of the sex tape route, especially since she already has the porn body, than the obvious bottom feeding route that is dancing with the stars, cuz at least with the sex tape we can ignore the cries for attention by watching a dick go in and out of her….
Being on Dancing with the Stars is like admitting you are done and I don’t know if anyone even cares about Audrina Patridge or her tights…but I am posting them cuz I know she’s got hope and can easily be swayed to fuck on camera, just give her 2 years of getting no work, spending her money to maintain the lifestyle so that fear that all she had going for her was her body and looks and those are starting to disappear as 30 approaches….she’ll be taking black cock like Kardashian in no time….
And so we wait….
Posted in:Audrina Patridge
