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2010

25

Oct

Miley Cyrus Offends World Religions of the Day

I don’t think Miley was at Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s publicity stunt, what must have been a joke cuz it was a traditional Hindu wedding in India and both of them aren’t Hindu, this past weekend, I just think she equally has no respect for other faiths, because she’s a trashy self involved redneck celebrity, and that’s kinda what they do…

They have a lot of money and they just think they are allowed to mock anything, or make anything their own because they are rich and they can get away with it… because people are more excited they got married, what they were wearing and who was there than the context of their obnoxious marriage…

This would have really only been acceptable of this born again pig of a woman and her bullshit “comedian” of a boyfriend who is a bullshit ex heroin addice and bullshit ex sex addict because that bullshit helped launched his career were actually going through a drug induced revelation for this ill-decision, but they are too boring and obvious for that and I guess so is Miley….

On a much more critical sidenote, I just woke up and was dreaming of girls from High School…just not girls who went to highschool cuz they are all married and gross now…

Hello Day. Let’s hope my site works.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The funniest thing about this week of having a site that constantly crashes was not having to be on the phone with tech support everynight until 4 am, but was the friend’s I’ve made along the way….like the skinny inbred lookin’ dude who was dating the fat pig on that cam show I watched…who emailed me threatening to sue me…even though I know he has no money to sue me…for posting pics of his fat pig girlfriend naked…cuz she went and got naked on cam…for some horrible reason that made me laugh a lot…and I complied, because you know I’m a nice guy like that and figure I should discourage people from entertaining me, who then went on to ask me to delete some TWEETS I made about his fat disgusting pig of a girl…and that just made me angry at myself for being a nice guy in this time of need…at my lowest point…cuz historically I am an asshole…not that it matters…

What matters is that we NEED to be friends on Facebook , so that we can share the important things in life and have some real heart to heart conversations….I think it’ll be the best thing for our virtual relationship…you know to make us really last through the hard times and dance during the good times.

I don’t know what I am saying. I need drinks…here are my stepLINKS…enjoy….

The Russian Spy Chick is in her Panties in Maxim
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Elle, Topless Bangable and Only 19
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Get This and Get Laid Cuz Bitches Love Riding….
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Lindsay Lohan Has Avoied Jail AGAIN …Who’s Lindsay Lohan?
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Jessica Simpson Has Great Tits
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SURPRISE! Paris Hilton is Dressing Like a Whore This Halloween
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Because It’s Friday And If You Week Has Been Anything Like Mine, Naked Chicks Will Be The Only Thing To Make It Better
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Jordan Carvers Body is Fucking Insane
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Naked Cheerleader Gets Her Masterbation On – VIDEO
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Amanda Vanderpool And The NHL’s 25 Hottest Ice Girls
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Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins No Panty Upskirt
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Mila Kunis is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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This Chick Elle is Topless and Bangable and at the Ripe Age of 19
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Jenna Jameson May Do Broadway But Sadly Not in the Way That Would Make That the Title For Some Fantastic Porn Movie
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Somebody Tired to MURDER Michael Lohan. You Can’t Make This Shit Up
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Quite Possibly The Hottest Chick You Will See Today
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Some Roller Sluts That Will Get Your Blood Going
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Playing in the Shower – VIDEO
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Ophilia is Pure Amazingness
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And Now, For Some Insane Asses
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Cali Winters and Belle Get It On – VIDEO
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Jessica Simpson is Getting Fatter By the Day
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Avatar Dog WTF? – VIDEO
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Ava Takes the Huge Cock From The Fucking Machine
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Maxim Hotties in Sexy Halloween Costumes
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Kelly Rowland is Looking Pretty Hot
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Freida Pinto Hotness is Fine Be Me
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Friday Afternoon Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taylor Momsen Flashed Her Audience On Purpose
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Is Lady Gaga the Most Annoying Person Ever? – VIDEO
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How TO: Make Your Girlfriend Shit Her Pants – VIDEO
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Amateur Stripshow Cam – VIDEO
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Jenny McCarthy Wants to Do Playboy Again
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DILDO ATTACK – VIDEO
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Miranda Kerr is Naked in Black and White
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Holy Fuck Emma Roberts is Looking Hot
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

22

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Naked Tits of the Day

It’s been a horrible week…and what better way to kick off the end of the week than to stare at some Victoria’s Secret model tit from South Africa…The good news is that she probably left South Africa when she was a virgin, before rebelling and letting one of her dad’s gardeners stick his dick inside her cuz otherwise she’d be at risk for some serious HIV infection cuz that’s just how South Africa rolls….you know with their high AIDS rate….something I think my site can relate to…since it’s not dead…just terminally ill in a way I wouldn’t want to put my mouth on it.

Enjoy.

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Posted in:Candice Swanpoel

2010

22

Oct

stepPICKS of the DAy

I’m working on something big for all you jock lovin’ queers who sit at home watching men on TV because your life sucks.

I realized being obesessed with tits and pussy on bitches you will never meet was not enough for you. I need to cover sports….

So I am introducing stepPicks part of the new sports section….It’s not ready yet, but here’s a preview…and a stepPICK…

Sure, you’re probably why this guy’s bald head is here and what the fuck is a “stepPICK”, but it’s really just a response to your constant annoying emails about wanting more sports….so I partnered up with the “most dangerous man” in the sports betting business, B.Stud.

I told him to give you guys a free pick to get this shit started… since people normally pay big money for it…the goal is to get it “Drunkenstepfather styleâ€?…so we’re working on getting naked bitches to write the stepPICKS on their pussies, tits, asses going forward….but unfortunately “drunkenstepfather style” is lazy…so in the meantime, here’s his pick for this week’s Monday night game…

Sure the video’s not the best…but that’ll be sorted out….just make yourself some fucking money…..

For serious players go to BStudWins

For casual players go to Strongest Plays

Setup an acct to play online go to BetUS

Come back next week for more…….

Posted in:stepPICKS

2010

22

Oct

Trying to Look Up Emma Robert’s Skirt of the Day

I don’t even really know who Emma Roberts is…but I know I am trying to look up her skirt…even though she’s related to Julia Roberts…and I hate Julia Roberts…cuz she’s the daughter of her brother, the d-listed actor who paved the way for his starlet sister by doing softcore porn movies, and now I’m confused. It’s Friday night. This has been hell week. Why the fuck am I bothering posting bullshit about 19 year olds who have the face of 30 year olds in the right light, when all we really needed today was the whole Taylor Momsen Taped up Titty Flash, everything else is kinda irrelevant and boring.

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2010

22

Oct

Denise Richards Hot Mom Ass of the Day

I made a statement about not wanting to read Denise Richards book because she looks like she’s a half retarded cunt with nothing interesting to say – without remembering that half retarded chicks with fake tits had to do some serious slutty things to get where she got….Then I was told by a reader that she said on Stern that she swallows cum, takes it up the ass and likes it and fucks women, reminding me that she lured in a man addicted to high class escorts and cocaine…meaning if she gets the dick out of her whore ass long enough to tell her ghost writer some of these stories…the book may be good enough to jerk off to…however….jerking off to books is fucking weird and I haven’t done that since reading The Babysitters club last week. Not to mention, I’m more into jerking off on random public things people have to touch, like public bathroom door handles and homeless people…

Posted in:Denise Richards

2010

22

Oct

Anna Farris Does Some Cleavage of the Day

I don’t know why I bothered with these pictures….maybe cuz the bitch is showing off some tit…but really, cleavage is nothing to really get excited about. We are desensitized perverts here and you’d think we’d need a little more than a barely relevant actress with barely relevant tits, you’d think someone of this caliber would know that to get people to talk about her, she’d need to be spreadeagled and drunk on the sidewalk in front of a trendy club the paparazzi hang at, or drunk with her friends kids at the pumpkin patch where all the paparazzi hang out, but instead I just encouraged her into thinking that this is all she needs to do, which was a huge mistake, cuz she looks like the type who’d really expose her twat if it meant more attention and promises for a better career.

She’s at some ” women in media” lesbian event…I guess they were short on guests, maybe another event was going down, cuz I don’t think staring in Bunny House really qualifies her as a “women in media”…

Who really cares.

Some Bitch Tracey Breitman was there, I’ve never heard of her, but I’d like to know her tits….not cuz she’s hot…if anything she’s a haggard mess, but that was my frat boy who was never a frat boy comment of the day…I hope you took it in and liked it.

Posted in:Anna Farris

2010

22

Oct

Jessica Simpson’s Opportunist Cock Fails of the Day

Jessica Simpson looks so happy with her new boyfriend who I am sure she’s trying to recruit to father her child by skipping her birth control pill, which is a lot better and more dignified than when she was running to the bathroom turning the condoms inside out back when she was banging John Mayer during one of his herpes outbreak….cuz that’s the only time celebs use condoms…cuz no one, even if they have herpes, wants that shit touchin’ them….

That said, this smirk is one of not caring that dude is just pulling a K-fed, milking off some money makin’ titties, like a genius who we all wish we could be, but the real issue is that she’s desperate, she’s primed and ready, why the fuck hasn’t he knocked her up yet…he is clearly a disappointment to opportunistic men everywhere….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2010

22

Oct

Taylor Momsen Flashes her Audience of the Day

This is huge for perverts….Taylor Momsen flashed her audience when her bottom feeding poser-lookin’ band was in concert October 21 and this is pretty amazing even if it’s not authentic….I need to see the uncensored picture, not so much because it is Taylor Momsen, but cuz it’s intentional 17 year old did.

I am sure it is somewhere and I want to see it…unless it’s just a scam and she’s wearing pasties…which is probably the case…I know she plays hardcore but I doubt she’s actually hardcore….

She just knows publicity stunts…and I love this publicity stunt…Tits will grab my attention always. To make it even better, she should get arrested for kiddie porn production or being a sex offender seducing all of us into looking and jerking off to young tit.

It really looks like she has great tits, but really, what 17 year old doesn’t have great tits, it’s like they are freshly sprouted and at their prime…It’s like picking fruit right off the tree before it starts to ripen and rot…

…and I love it.

I don’t know if her nipples were covered or whatever…because the video is censored…but fuck I do know I want to book her to play at my birthday party.


To See The Video Follow the Link – Put it on Mute – Trust Me – her Music Sucks.
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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2010

22

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Period Bloat in a Tight Dress of the Day

I know it’s not actually her period bloat and is just her bad diet, laziness and pig behavior that is going to catch up with her, especially now that she’s into her 30s and her metabolism is slowing down, but I thought it’d be nice to pretend she’s got period cuz we all know faces like that, no matter how well they are shaved, or how well they are made up, generally don’t have dick….

Oh right….she had that sex tape….kinda hard to fake black dick going in and out of her before pissing on her face…I guess this just proves that anything is possible…and that you can’t always judge a fat bitch in a dress by it’s cover…

I don’t know what I’m really getting at here…oh right…Kim kardashian is fat cuz you know that she’s strapped down and as harnessed up as a bitch could possibly be without cutting off the circulaition, rupturing an organ or dying and she’s still bustin’ out….

On a sidenote, how do you feel about my use of “oh right”?

On another sidenote…this bitch is big….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian