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2010

21

Oct

Leighton Meester Crossing Her Legs in Pantyhose of the Day

I can’t give one Gossip Girl love and not the other one. That would be unfair and cause a conflict like my high school girlfriend had because her dad used to molest her sister and not her….that’s not the kind of stepfather I am…

So here are some Leighton Meester pictures of her legs crossed cuz it reminds me of when I used to get hard lookin’ at random young girls in skirts, pantyhose and crossed legs which seems like just yesterday because it was just yesterday….to balance things out…

I kinda hate Leighton Meester for no real reason….I figure it’s cuz I probably think she’s probably the kind of girl who acts all fancy and elite cuz she’s on a huge show, when really she’s just some gutter slut with criminal parents and a broken home, born in a halfway house, destined to do porn who just got diverted from her destiny by landing a role on a hit show…

It’s always the gutter bitches who pretend to be all fucking high scoiety and, but I could be wrong, I don’t know her, I just know I’m trying to look up her skirt in pictures of her, which doesn’t really make sense…cuz it’s not like I can pretend I dropped my phone and crawl around under her table…but I keep trying anyway….

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2010

21

Oct

Blake Lively is a Big Star on Set of Gossip Girl of the Day

Blake Lively doesn’t really have much of a face. She’s kinda hard lookin, like a 45 year old French Canadian chain smoking woman who lives in a trailer park, strips on the weekends and works making French Fries at her dad’s greasy spoon during the week….

If you have never been to Montreal, you won’t really get what I’m saying…I’m being local in this post..

Trust me, there’s something amazing about French girls, they take it up the ass and invite their hot friends to join on the first night you meet them…they have fit bodies that just love having fun…but the day they turn thirty…they faces turn 60…like the greasy food, drug using, hard partying, chain smoking, random sex that ended with lots of cum on their face kinda just can’t help but take it’s toll….but a lot of the time, their bodies stay solid forever….It’s weird…

French Canadian chicks just aren’t dainty….or delicate…or classy…it’s just some really rugged shit…but good if you want fun with a hard face tight body and bad if you want to sit at home bored with a reserved, tame, respectable, 15 pounds or more overweight girl who like board games and The Bachelor, you go for the English Chicks…

The problem with Blake Lively, is that she’s got the look and body of one of these French chicks, but the the attitude of an English chick and the only reason that is working for her is cuz Hollywood is a cesspool of trash trying to get ahead in an obvious and boring sleazin’ it up kinda way, making the boring celebs the ones I want to fuck, even if their faces look 45….cuz their bodies look fucking spectacular…

Wow. I wrote too much.

Here she is on set in her hipster shoes…on set being passed off as a High School Girl…in some Hollywood Magic isn’t that good kinda way…double fisting her coffee like a motherfucker at an AA meeting cuz coffee and smokes is all he’s got left…

Here she is at some bullshit event looking pretty fucking alright…

Posted in:Blake Lively

2010

21

Oct

Karissa Shannon’s Messy Tits of the Day

When my site crashed on Saturday…and was semi restored on Sunday…my three readers and myself were forced to stare at the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape post. I didn’t know what to do with myself, so I watched it over and over and over and over again..it was like she was my own personal savior, because shit coulda been stuck on this ….

SO I feel like I have some one-sided bond with her that she doesn’t know about…I also feel like the first person happy to see anything to do with Karissa Shannon, especially about her black on blonde publicity stunt to get famous, without the intelligence to make it work…

Seriously, she’s on the Heidi and Spencer retard noise makers who don’t realize that they’ve made it this far, they might as well use that as a stepping stone and do something huge….like they were Kim Kardashian’s ass…but instead just clown around like this…and burry there slim chances of making something more than just a joke out of themselves…


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Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2010

21

Oct

Kelly Osbourne Was the Scariest Thing at the Scream Awards of the Day

Unlike all the fat chicks out there amazed that Kelly Osbourne started working out and lost all kind of fatness to every part of her body but her ankles and head, I am not impressed by her skinny, if anything I find it kinda awkward looking.

She was never hot and despite the happy glow she perspires now that she’shigh on endorphines, instead of being high on chips, cake, chocolate and sleeping pills mixed with uppers mixed with ADD medication mixedd with anti anxiety medication….like all Hollywood trash….she still looks like fucking shit to me.

Proving that sometimes new found confidence for fat chicks turned skinny, although pretty good at ended with blowjobs as they are making up for lost time when dicks didn’t visit their barnyard pussies, are always fucking fat chicks…even when they aren’t fat anymore…cuz fat is a state of fucking mind…and this little phase Osbourne is going through will pass….not that anyone will notice cuz either way…she’s busted….

Here she is scaring everyone at the Scream awards where she won scariest pussy at the event according to me….

Sarah Silverman was a close fucking second….It amazes me that I have seen this pig on “hot” lists by magazines…to me that makes any publication lose any credibility…she shouldn’t even make it on a top 100 hottest Jewish women comedians….even if there aren’t 100 comedians…she’s a sadder lookin’ pussy any pussy that juse realized she had sex with me…and that may not mean much to you…but it’s pretty sad….I have no idea why she has the confidence to wear tight shorts while showing off her pig legs in panyhose…..but I can only assume it’s gotta do with sacrificing herself for content….and I guess who fucking cares.

I am pretty sure I coulda taken a better angle with the Scream Awards…like by posting the bitches who were there who I actually want to see naked…but I make no sense….

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne|Sarah Silverman

2010

21

Oct

Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora With their Daughter of the Day

Her name is Ava Sambora. She is 13 and despite all her make up and see through tops…looks 13. I’m not posting this shit cuz I know you like 13 year olds like the sick fuck who needs to be locked up that you are…..but as more of a tribute to modern parenting skills and the modern teenage girl especially when she coms from two self involved idiots who don’t really know why they have a kid together, and who don’t have any real business having a kid together, but shit seemed like a good idea at the time while coked up… cuz they can afford it so it’ll be alright….and what it really comes down to is how many undeage girls Richie Sambora has pretended were 18 both on tour and at his daughter’s sleepover parties…her’s a rockstar…that’s what they do…

Bonus that’s not really a bonus cuz bitch has already done playboy and we’ve seen her naked Bridget Marquardt was wearing an almost see through shirt was wherever these people are…

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2010

20

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My site was down again last night and I was waiting for the useless tech support people to fix it and didn’t know what to do with myself, so I hit up some amateur webcam site and found myself watching this obviously retarded probably inbred looking trash laying in bed naked, talking her inbred craziness, eating radishes and amazing me every fucking second as I sat alone on my soiled couch, cuz I didn’t know people like this actually existed, but I was sure happy they did cuz I don’t think I laughed that hard in a long time as I am not much of a laugher.

She needs her own TV show. She is a webcam superstar….

The site should be up and running at 100 percent in the next few hours, you’ll need to help me get the word out there so that I can get my 3 readers back…..but here are my stepLINKS because I’ve consistently got those shits up daily….cuz I’m pretty spectacular….

If you’re bored, add me to FACEBOOK …….I need friends to give me some no homo love….

Snooki Promotes Exploited Black Kids in Homemade Youtube Videos
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Angelina Jolie Was Coked Up on Charlie Rose – VIDEO
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Get yourself something that will help you get laid….
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Blonde Chicks Wants You To See Her Exposed
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The 25 Hottest California Women
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15 Hottest Actresses Busted With Erect Nipples
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Web Sluts Who Will Get Your Wrist In Motion
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Amanda Vanderpool And The NHL’s 25 Hottest Ice Girls
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UK Model Lady Victoria Hervey Panty Upskirt
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Prince Harry is Probably Banging This Hot Piece and If So, Good For Him
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More of Annalynne McCord in a Bikini
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Christian Glee Fans are Not Digging their new Pedo Campaign….I hope the end of Glee is near….
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Mmmmmmmm Adriana Lima
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10 Most Bizarre Porn Deaths
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70 Pictures That Are Wank Worthy
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Some Irina Sheik Hotness
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Carli Banks Knows How to Spread Em
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Khloe Kardashian Is Insecure About Being Ugly
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Holy Shit – J-Lo’s Legs. Houston, We Definitely Have A Problem
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Some of rihanna’s Hottest Bikini Shots All in One Place
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Michael Lohan Makes A Statment About Not Making Statements Anymore Because the Best Way to Not Talk to The Media Anymore is to Talk to the Media About It
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Nridgette and Veronica Get Nasty – VIDEO
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That Super Spy Red Head They Busted in the US is Posing Half Naked and Here Are The Pics
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Emma Stone is Hot and Hosting Saturday Night Live and Here Are the Promos
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Lesbians Love a Good 69
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Remember Elvira and Her Big Tits? Well Here They Are Making Fun of That Bitch Who is Running For Office in Delaware – VIDEO
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Dare I Say Kourtney Kardashian is Looking Hot?
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My Day Instantly Gets Better As Soon As I See Eva Mendes
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2 Horney Teens in the Shower – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Apparently Beyonce is Pregnant So Let’s Take One Last Look At Her Body Before It’s Ruined Forever
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Jean Claude Van Damme Had a Hard Attack, There Must Be a Chuck Norris Fact Hiding Somewhere in This Story
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Get a Load of Lizzy
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Arianny Celeste is a good Playboy model
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Rachel Bilson is Looking Hot
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striptease of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

20

Oct

Adriana Lima’s Tits in a 2 Million Dollar Bra of the Day

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I think her tits are worth more naked….I guess now that Heidi Klum is out of the picture, retired and a mom who enjoys very freakish german sex that results in a whole lot of mixed race kids, the natural choice for Victoria’s Secret was to let Adriana Lima wear the stupidly expenisve bra out in public like some kind of whore who has a very expensive underwear she wears as outterwear. I guess Lima has proven that despite being a poor Brazilan, who would have run away with this to feed her village 10 years ago, is trustworthy cuz she herself already has 2,000,000 dollars and doesn’t bother feeding her village with that money….cuz fame, fortune and ego from constantly being jerked of of to has the ability to make a girl lose her sense of community and focus on what’s important, which apparently to her is being excessive….

Seriously why would anyone make a 2,000,000 dollar bra, it’s ridiculous cuz we all just want that bra on the corner of our rooms, tits exposed and in our mouths, if anything this is just like a very expensive padlock keeping us from seeing what we actually want. In the fucking way and making me angry with marketing stunts I can’t understand anyone responding positively to, especially in this era of trying to convince girls of all tit size to not wear bras……but we can agree on one thing….mom or not…she’s pretty spectacular….and so are her tits…she doesn’t need this bullshit, could be in a homeless man piss, shit and AIDS semen soaked paperbag and I’d still go at her with my tongue…and I know you would too.


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Posted in:Adriana Lima

2010

20

Oct

Playboy Playmate Angela Dorian Attempted Murder of the Day

What better way to celebrate the arrest of a crazy bitch Angela Dorian who posed for Playboy in 1967 for trying to kill her boyfriend by shooting him, pretending it was a drug dealer who did it, and ending up in prison with a 1,000,000 dollar bail, than by posting her September 1967 Playboy spread that I am sure Playboy is going to try to sue me for posting…even though it is historical as it was one of the two jerk off material the astronuts on Apollo 12 had access to….and you know there was no way they didn’t test out jerking off in space…She was also Playmate of the year in May 1968 and re-appeared in 1984 when she realized Playboy was the peak of her career that she needed to revisit….in hope of a second wind…which clearly worked out awesome for her….

It just goes to show you that sluts willing to get naked in the 60s are just as crazy as sluts willing to get naked today…cuz although seemingly tame and classy, these were the porn sluts of their generation and it takes a certain level of unstable, possible drug addiction, daddy issues and ego to get naked in any generation…the perfect formula for insanity and/or crimes of passion and/or drug fueled gun totin’….especially when you get old and lose your looks you made your money off of….it’s all down hill…

Here are her tits, 43 years ago….before she was 66 and trying to kill motherfuckers….

Posted in:Angela Dorian

2010

20

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

I think the biggest and most important stepNEWS of the day is that I got my email back up and running after my webhost got hacked….I have also got a new webhost and they are currently migrating the site to a more stable solution.

I also think that when the site was down, instead of sitting here catching up on reading, I decided to use the downtime of strippers. It has been at least 6 years since I’ve been able to grab the lunch buffet and stare at tits with 20 bucks I stole from my wife…cuz instead of that life, I chose this site….something I think was probably a mistake but the destiny I chose for myself….

Here are some stepNEWS clips to keep you entertained….the site should be back to normal – stable and sexy in a few hours…but I have still been updating daily, cuz I’m like a fucking God….just don’t ask my wife to confirm that statement as she knows the truth which is that I am a loser…YAY….

Chimp Goes on Rampage in Kansas City
A chimpanzee broke out of a police cruiser and went on a damaging rampage….No this isn’t a racist joke….it was an actual chimp…

PA Woman Pulls Gun on Woman on Bus for Talking Too Loud on Cell Phone

OH Man Accused of Kidnapping Girlfriend to Force Abortion…I usually just pretend I’m having a nightmare while punching her stomach…

Flasher Warning in Orlando!

Motorcycle Cop Crushed by Truck in Peru

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

20

Oct

Hilary Duff’s Tits are Fatter than Normal of the Day

Not having a stable site is driving me crazy. It really made me want to rape the shit out of something, to regain my confidence and feel like I’m still in control…It’s a mental thing…I looked at my dog and he wasn’t really doing it for me…so I stuck my dick in a pumpkin an eager kid left out for Halloween ten days early.I found it on his porch and figured why not keep things seasonal…without really thinking how traumatized he will be when he sees the mushy mess I made when he wakes up….or really even thinking that I coulda got caught…

Unfortunately after climaxing inside the thing, I realized that it’s not rape when you fuck an inanimate object without consent…it’s just fucking an inanimate object…and now I feel like an idiot…

Speaking of rape, here are pictures of Hilary Duff and her new tits. I wonder if she’s just fat, or if she got implants, or if she’s pregnant with a baby that she will pretend is her gay Hockey Player boyfriends, even though it could be anyone from his team, since he uses her to build team morale and to have a reason to get his teammates hard….except him cuz he only fucks her up the ass.

I don’t know what happened to her face…but I can only assume it is a result of those hockey initiation parties….

Posted in:Hilary Duff