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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Oct

Whitney Port’s Cameltoe Inspires a Better Tomorrow of the Day

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There’s nothing like the subtle elegance of a pussy when a bikini bottom or panty hugs onto it proper enough for me to see pussy lip…even when that pussy lip is more clit than anything…because pussy comes in all shapes and sizes and I love them all equally…except maybe when they are hermaphrodite…but I’ve never got down like that…yet…and if I do I’ll be sure to update this post…..

I love useless pussy lip, hot pussy lip, fat pussy lip, deflated pussy lip and I don’t even care who the pussy lip is attached it… I mean it can be on a mom, a senior citizen, a useless piece of shit from Reality TV, like Whitney Port who aren’t even relevant enough in her uselessness to be on Dancing with the Stars..It can even be on homelessness or farmyard animals…I just don’t care…as long as I am looking at it…

This has lifted my spirits on this dark and lonely weekend without a site…enjoy….and here’s to a better tomorrow….

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2010

Oct

Rachel Bilson’s Comeback Tour Continues of the Day

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I think Rachel Bilson is the fucking future of Hollywood. She’s come back to claim what was once hers before the cunt from Star Wars stole her, brain washed her, locked her in a barn in Canada, before she made her escape. She’s stylish, she’s good to look at, she’s got potential to not wear panties to events, or wear bikinis during her vacation and unfortunately that’s good enough for me….

You see, I’m always more into these starlets, or hasbeens, or soon-to-bes when they aren’t slutty as fuck…it’s like how arabs get boners and fuck donkey’s after accidentally seeing a bitch’s angle….only on a way more desensitized from the internet that my dick doesn’t work level….

She’s hot. She’s gonna be the next big thing. She’s back from the dead. Here are her pics…

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2010

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Tits To Encourage her Monster of the Day

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I still do not understand how such a little person who may have some serious masculine broad shoulder and thick midget thigh muscle, but is still on a 4 foot 9 frame…and the guy who fucks her is a heavyweight champion boxer who is 6 foot 5 and massive….

I can only assume she’s got a huge pussy….but then again, maybe he’s got a small dick that makes him angry enough to kill like the Russian bull he apparently is….

And anyway you dice it, shit is fucking weird….It’s one some circus freakshow level…I feel like I’ve said that before…but really, how can I not say it…it’s just too weird….

HEre are her midget tits she brought out to encourage him during his fight…

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2010

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits Cry For Attention of the Day

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Kim Kardashian made this statement, that I can only assume she is making to draw attention to her last nude shoot for W magazine ….

I don’t know (if I’ll pose nude again), I’m too old for that now…I wanted to get it all out of my system before I turned 30.”

My “style has evolved to be a little more sophisticated. It’ll probably just keep on evolving in that direction.”

Coming from a trashy attention whore bitch who launched her career doing a porn tape with a black dude who pissed on her and fucked her unprotected…this is obviously a fucking joke…She just knows how to work it enough for idiots like me to talk about it….

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2010

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Does the Pumpkin Publicity Patch of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is trying to get noticed….that bores me. I am not into these staged publcity stunts…that these attention hungry celebrities set up because they know the paparazzi are going to be there….I am more into the invasion of privacy shit that makes celebrities mad…or that exposes their genitals…it’s a little more authentic in a world that has nothing authentic about it…it’s all fucking robots doing robot shit to make lots of people lots of money….but at least when I think the celebrities are getting fucked over in some way or another…I can post this shit with pride….unfortunately…this is not one of those moments…

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2010

Oct

Amanda Seyfried Doesn’t Try Hard Enough of the Day

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Here is the Julianne Moore lesbian scene to remind you what Amanda Seyfried is capable of when she’s not being a lazy fucking slob….

Here is Part 2 of the Julianne Moore lesbian scene to remind you that Amanda Seyfried doesn’t mind getting naked for money and looks good when she does it…but for some reason…always looks unshowered when walking around with her dog….

Here is Amanda Seyfried looking unshowered and not in the sexy “i love the taste of dirty unshowered pussy especially when it’s down and out and sucking my dick to pay the rent” kind of way, but in the “this boring student has finals and has been busy studing hard to get ahead, so hard that there’s been no time to shower” greast kind of way…which as far as I’m concerned that’s not a good thing….

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2010

Oct

Rihanna’s Clown Tits of the Day

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I am really not feeling this Rihanna shit It has nothing to do with her stupid fucking hair…It’s gotta do with the whole fucking package being some played out trash I can’t fucking stand and that I hope disappears…I am almost pissed off that I actually thought she was worth a solid fuck for a while. I used to big her up during my black girl fetish as some real deal caribbean pussy I wanted to get up inside, but then she ratted out Chris Brown for publicity, when we all know she can take a fucking hit that she instigated cuz of her jealousy….then I found out she launched her career cuz she was fucking some record exec on Vacation in Barbados when she was 14 or 15….then I listened to her shitty brainwashing pop music that sucks and it all started making sense to me…I need to avoid all things Rihanna because I got sucked into the marketing bullshit everyone else was sucked into…They almost got me…but I saved myself…

Here are her tits in some bikini lookin’ top….

Here are her fat legs in Shorts as a Little Bonus That’s Not Really a Bonus…..unless you’re a Rihanna fan and love every pound of her disgusting trashniness….

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2010

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

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Just cuz my site got shut down, I hardly slept all weekend thinking the end was here…and not because of unprotected sex with a bitch who smells like feces…but because the future of my site was unknown, which probably woulda been good for my soul and given me the opportunity to make something of myself, but left me lost and unsure where to go…..I still make time for stupid news…even though everyone hates the shit….

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2010

Oct

Playboy’s Casting Call of the Day

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Here’s a video of potential Playboy trash in an interview at a casting call and I am not surprised the bitches it attract are the kind of chick who raises raccoons, because I know Playboy hopefuls from my facebook, and 99% of the time they are strippers with a dream, or bitches with Playboy tattoos on their pussy lips…the kind of girl who finds Playboy branded shit awesome…cuz Playboy is the peak of being a proper whore….and rarely does an actual good looking, decently raised, girl who just likes to model nude run after the shit, cuz they are too busy being good looking and decent to bother.

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2010

Oct

Christina Aguilera does the “Single Lady” of the Day

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This seems about right….Bitch leaves her weird monster looking husband….because she’s a lesbian….or at least that’s what people were reporting…in this whole elaborate publicity stunt….So she decides to dress in a skimpy outfit, show off her tits and curvy mom body, cuz that’s what single bitches do…especially when they break up with their boyfriends or husbands… they turn into little fucking sluts who work out and go out to get all the male attention they can to feel as hot as they did when they were 22 before they stupidly got married to some monster looking motherfucker and I’m pretty into it.

Recently single girls are the best kind of girls cuz they want every dick they can find inside them and they are generally still in relationship sex mode that usually involves not using condoms…at least for the first few months…

No condoms is always something I like to get behind, ontop of and underneath cuz I don’t have fear of STDs, I figure if I haven’t already got it living the dirty life I live, I might as well keep trying, not to mention it is statistically a gay disease and even if you catch it you can live 25-40 years with AIDS meds, and it’s hardly even an issue, stigma or even disease, when your obesity says you only have 5-7 years to live…and as long as you don’t get tested..ignorance is bliss…

We call it stupid logic influenced by loving a warm wet dick that’s not in

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